Jouko Hagi, who was drinking tea in the living room, was trying her best to hold back her laughter. Shiliu Su also picked up his teacup, lowered his head, and listened attentively to the conversation between Song Shuhang and his mother.
"Although I'm pregnant, it's not what you think it is. Let me explain it to you step by step." Song Shuhang sighed in the kitchen.
Mama Song said in disgust, "Don't be so troublesome. Just tell me who it is. I've been very young recently, so you don't need to worry that I won't be able to accept it. Don't be so garrulous. Even if you describe the whole process, I won't be interested. "
No matter who it was, they wouldn't be interested in listening to their son's nonsense even if they were to stand in Mama Song's shoes.
Her son's love story could be done later. Right now, she just wanted to know the answer.
"I'm afraid that you won't be able to accept it if I tell you the whole process." Song Shuhang took out some ingredients from the fridge and gave them to his mother.
Mama Song frowned after hearing this.
Her son was so garrulous that he didn't want to tell her which girl he had a relationship with. Moreover, he kept reminding her that she wouldn't be able to accept the truth.
According to this line of thought … there was only one answer!
Yes, if one were to think about it from a normal person's point of view, the answer would be obvious.
"Shuhang, bigamy is illegal in our country." Mama Song frowned. To be honest, she really couldn't accept this fact.
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded, "Huh? What? "
Mama Song quietly looked at the two girls in the living room.
If she followed her son's clues, the answer would be … both of them.
She didn't expect her son to change so much in university. Not only did his appearance change, but his personality also changed.
[Pfff ~ ~] Lady Chu couldn't help but laugh using the sound transmission ability.
"Wait a moment, mom. Can you stop imagining things?" Song Shuhang quickly waved his hand.
Mama Song stared blankly and heaved a sigh of relief, "No?"
If the two girls in the living room were both pregnant, she really didn't know how to deal with it. In this case, she and Father Shuhang couldn't show sincerity to the girl's parents.
"Of course not, Jouko Hagi and Shiliu are not pregnant," Song Shuhang explained.
"None of them?" Mama Song rubbed her temples. "Then, who's pregnant?"
"It's me." Song Shuhang looked up at the sky and said in despair.
Who knew how the conversation had progressed to this stage?
His original plan was to first bring Mama Song to the topic of 'cultivation' and seize the initiative. Then, he would explain all kinds of 'whys and wherefores'. Finally, after giving his mother a psychological injection, he would tell her that he was the one who got pregnant.
In the end, the topic of conversation was out of his control, and it was advancing by leaps and bounds.
His bellyful of plans were all for naught.
[In the end, it still came to this.] The White Dragon Sister's body began to twitch.
[So, isn't it better to just confess right from the start?] Inner Demon Chixiao Sword said.
There was silence in the kitchen.
"…" Mama Song.
"…" Song Shuhang.
After a while.
Mama Song picked her ears and said, "What did you say just now? Who's pregnant? "
"It's me. You didn't hear wrong. It's me, myself," Song Shuhang said calmly.
"I don't remember giving birth to a daughter." Mama Song looked at her son.
"That's why I told you. You definitely wouldn't accept it." Song Shuhang said calmly, "Now, do you want to listen to my explanation from start to finish?"
"Did you change your sex?" Mama Song calmed down and started to use the common sense in her mind to explain her son's answer.
"I believe you've already seen the changes in the outside world." This time, Song Shuhang didn't fall into the rhythm of his mother's conversation. He forcefully changed the topic and brought it back to his own rhythm.
Mama Song nodded and said, "The changes in the outside world are related to you?"
"Yes, it's probably partly because of me." Song Shuhang nodded and said. When the Wielder of the Will collapsed, it was during his fifth speech. Before that, the Wielder of the Will swallowed the rest of his lower body. Then, it collapsed.
"…" Mama Song.
How could she describe this feeling? Mama Song felt that she couldn't continue the conversation with her son.
"Mama, you should also know that there are some 'mysteries' in the outside world, right?" Song Shuhang started to talk according to his own rhythm, going from shallow to deep.
"And this year … to be precise, last year, I came in contact with these 'mysteries', the mysteries of cultivation." After saying this much, Song Shuhang couldn't help but recall the scene when he first joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and the corner of his mouth rose.
"Actually, the Spirit Green Tea, the special 'spring water', and the special rice I stored at home aren't ordinary things. You and dad should be able to clearly feel the changes in your bodies. It's just that you didn't think about it until now, "Song Shuhang continued.
The spring water could prolong one's life, the spirit rice, and the Spirit Green Tea could strengthen one's body to a certain extent. This effect was already reflected in Papa Song and Mama Song's bodies.
"…" Mama Song.
There was too much information, so much that she didn't know what to say for a while.
But after thinking about it carefully, she started to accept it — because she had indeed become a lot younger.
Song Shuhang's decision to use the spirit rice, the spirit tea, and the spring water to build up his foundation was a very correct one. With these elements acting as a buffer, Mama Song had a much easier time accepting it.
But even so, she still felt that it wasn't real. It was as if she was in a dream, and she was communicating with her son in the dream.
"Anyway, words alone are no proof. I'll show you some evidence. Senior Chu, can you help me arrange a barrier in my house? "Song Shuhang said.
Lady Chu replied, "Yes, I've already arranged it."
Mama Song looked at the hair on her son's head in surprise. After pondering for a while, she asked, "Jouko Hagi and Su Clan's Shiliu aren't ordinary people, right?"
She didn't think too much about it before, but now that she thought about it … the style of the names of these two girls was very different from that of ordinary people.
Song Shuhang's big heart was probably inherited from his mother.
Mama Song still felt like she was in a dream, but her brain had calmly analyzed the information. At least, it didn't crash.
"Yes." Song Shuhang said, "Come to the living room. I'll show you and father something."
"Wait." Ahoge Chu said, "You're not planning to use the Lightning Palm, right? If you want to use it, I'll have to add some defensive elements. "
Song Shuhang's Lightning Palm was a city-level Lightning Palm, and it was very big. If he were to use it in the room, Lady Chu would have to add a space-type magical technique.
"Of course not," Song Shuhang said.
After arriving in the living room with Mama Song.
Mama Song and Papa Song sat in a row.
Song Shuhang was standing in front of the TV.
"Song Qianbei, start your performance." Jouko Hagi rested her chin in her hands and smiled.
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