"Fellow Daoist White Dragon, what are you doing?" Lady Chu reprimanded her righteously.
At the same time, she quietly spread out her long hair — if it weren't for Fellow Daoist White Dragon, she would have been the one to act out of conditioned reflex.
Moreover, she was aiming for the neck, ensuring that she could cut off Song Shuhang's head cleanly.
This was the body's honest conditioned reflex.
"Conditioned reflex, conditioned reflex." White Dragon Sister repeatedly waved her little claws. "This is the same as the knee jerk reaction."
"Sorry, I don't have knees, so I can't understand," Lady Chu said seriously.
White Dragon Sister lowered her head and looked at the water. "…"
Fellow Daoist Chu, you're bickering. When did you become a bickering spirit?
You don't have knees now, but didn't you have knees before? You're not a snake spirit.
Moreover, when Lady Chu was bickering with her, she felt a little guilty. What was she hiding?
"Will Song Shuhang be okay?" Shiliu Su asked worriedly — because he flew too far away and screamed miserably.
While they were talking, Song Shuhang came back.
He teleported back.
In the Inner World, he could appear in any corner with just a thought.
In the Inner World, he was everywhere.
"What are you doing? White Dragon Sister, what are you doing?!" Song Shuhang's navel complained to White Dragon Sister.
Shiliu Su lowered her head and looked at Song Shuhang's navel.
This' wooden body 'turned milk into eyes, and the navel into a mouth.
The scream just now came from the navel — and it was Song Shuhang's voice. It was very interesting.
"Eh? Why did you speak with your navel? "Senior Chixiao Sword asked.
"Hehe, I can also speak with two voices," Song Shuhang said proudly. His voice sounded in the form of 'double stress'.
This was the sound of his mouth above and his mouth below at the same time.
"It's similar to Senior Phoenix Slayer's binaural ears." Su Clan's Shiliu said with a smile. Seeing that Song Shuhang was still alive and kicking, she could see that there was nothing wrong with him. She also felt a little relieved.
"Not only that, the four eyes also have a very interesting visual pattern." Song Shuhang pointed at the Squint Eye on his chest and said, "Also, I just tried it … They can also use the Scholarly Sage's secret technique, the Expert's Appraisal. It was simply impossible to guard against. It was a pity that he could only use the Sixth Stage True Monarch's Expert's Appraisal Technique and was unable to place the Sage's Eye inside. It's a little lacking in power. "
According to the fine tradition of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the topic of conversation jumped very quickly. A second ago, he was still complaining about the White Dragon Sister, and in the next second, he had no idea where the topic of conversation had jumped to.
Senior Chixiao Sword reminded, "Quickly put away that bold idea of yours. Fairy Creation will never allow you to ruin the Sage's eye like this."
It was a bold idea to put the Saint's Eye into the Squint Eye.
Moreover, it was a very scary move.
In the past, people only had to guard against Hegemon BaSong's' eyes' — all the practitioners in the universe knew that when Ba Song's eyes lit up, pain would descend.
Now, when Hegemon BaSong's boobs lit up, an even more terrible disaster would descend — in other words, people would have to guard against Hegemon BaSong's Squint Eye!
It was already very difficult to guard against Ba Song's eyes, but now that his boobs were even more hidden, how could they guard against them?
They simply didn't give the enemy a way out.
When Fairy Creation heard someone calling her, she quickly came out and sang, "Song ~ Stupid ~ Eyes ~"
Then, she stretched out her hand, grabbed her teacher's eyes, and tried to stuff them into Song Shuhang's chest.
Song Shuhang hurriedly shouted, "Don't, Fairy, don't stuff it."
This was just an eye formed from milk, and it was slightly different from a real eye. This squint eye couldn't be taken out, so the Sage's eye couldn't be installed.
Senior Chixiao Sword sighed, and said, "If I were the Scholarly Sage, I would choose to be blind."
Su Clan's Shiliu covered her mouth and chuckled.
Song Shuhang reached out, grabbed Fairy Creation, and hung her behind him, ending her attempt to stuff the Sage's eye into his chest.
Then, he sat by the living spring, and his four eyes stared at the White Dragon Sister at the same time.
"White Dragon Sister, why did you hit me just now?" Two voices sounded at the same time, and their momentum was like a rainbow.
White Dragon Sister said with a guilty conscience, "I didn't do it on purpose."
Lady Chu said, "It's because of Slow-Witted Song."
The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and he said, "Him again?"
In the past, he had been beaten by many big shots because of Slow-Witted Song.
"Right! White Dragon Sister, you used to beat me because of 'Slow-Witted Song'. "A picture suddenly emerged in Song Shuhang's mind. It was a memory fragment of his time on the mysterious island.
On the mysterious island, there was an underground tomb with a crystal coffin inside, and a small white dragon was buried in the coffin. Later, Song Shuhang's consciousness had communicated with this small white dragon, but he had been slapped in the face by its small claws.
At that time, he had been beaten silly.
"No, how could that be!" White Dragon Sister repeatedly denied, but her tone was very guilty.
"White Dragon Sister really likes Slow-Witted Song." Song Shuhang sat down, and his two mouths made sounds at the same time. One mouth spoke, and the other mouth played background music.
Let me be frank with you!
White Dragon Sister let out a long sigh, and said, "I'm just his big sister."
"In that case, you should be a good big sister." Lady Chu said calmly, "I want Slow-Witted Song's woman. Although I might be your senior in terms of age, it's not a problem for me to call you big sister."
The two Immortals looked at each other, and a terrifying aura began to gather.
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, summoned a table, and sat down. Then, he crossed his hands and rested his chin on them.
This was the kind of scene he liked to see.
White Dragon Sister, Lady Chu, the 'White Bone Fairy' who founded the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization, and Fairy Cheng Lin … all of them had a complicated relationship with Slow-Witted Song.
Unfortunately, Slow-Witted Song had never appeared.
After the two Immortals looked at each other for a long time, White Dragon Sister's temper suddenly flared up.
Every time she flared up, all the people with the surname Song would get beaten up.
Thereupon, she turned around, grabbed Song Shuhang, and sent him flying with her claws.
Song Shuhang was sent flying with a dumbfounded expression on his face.
Who am I? Where am I? What happened to me? Why am I flying in the sky? What's going on?
A scream came from his back. "Aaaah ~ Aaaah ~"
It was Fairy Creation, who was hanging on his back, who provided the voice for him.
A small hand appeared on the hilt of Senior Chixiao Sword, and waved at Song Shuhang.
This guy's ability to seek death with a straight face shocked it.
…
…
After Song Shuhang was sent flying this time, he didn't immediately return.
He was sent flying to the side of the mountain of Fairy Skylark's parts.
Then, he suddenly remembered something.
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, and a 'bone' appeared in his palm.
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