It was said that people who were not chuunibyou would be a waste of their youth.
Everyone had more or less experienced that period, it was just that some people showed it, while others hid it deep in their hearts. This was the difference between being flirtatious in the open and being flirtatious in the dark.
Song Shuhang was somewhat mature despite his youth. That period of time came and went quickly.
So when he was in his second year of middle school, the boys around him were still stuck in their wuxia dreams, superman dreams, immortal dreams, wielding Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and transforming into a superman all day long. Song Shuhang had long since lost all hope for these things.
The laws of physics in this world were so precise, it was impossible for a human to jump as high as a three-story building, shoot out golden dragons with both palms, and fly while wearing underwear!
However, he still liked xianxia novels, superman movies, and the like. Perhaps deep in his heart, he still hoped that one day, superman, aliens, immortals, and the like would appear in front of him?
He clearly knew it was impossible, but he still strangely looked forward to it. Was this the unique talent of humans?
Song Shuhang closed the chat window with a smile, but he did not leave the group.
He felt that the people in the Nine Provinces (1) Group were very interesting. The chat records in the group that made people feel embarrassed just by looking at it, were unexpectedly very interesting from a bystander's point of view. So before the group leader kicked him out, he prepared to lurk and look at all kinds of interesting chat records to pass the time when he was bored.
On the computer screen, the movie was still playing, it seemed to be a horror movie. All kinds of scary plot layers kept appearing. This movie was the pinnacle of the genius horror director's work. It was said that many uncles were scared to tears, and many people said that they were so scared that they did not dare to go to the toilet alone.
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang still did not feel any fear. After scrolling back to the progress bar for a while, he yawned again, and slowly moved from a sitting position to a lying position, his eyelids also became heavier …
If that genius director knew that his movie only had this little effect, would he cry?
In a daze, Song Shuhang had a sweet dream.
It was an extremely pleasant dream, very beautiful. There were immortals, superhumans, and all kinds of immortal realms.
To live a free and unfettered life, to move mountains and seas, to rule the world with a sword, how many people had dreamed of it since ancient times? But as they grew older, reality shattered their dreams, and people could only hide their dreams in their hearts, no longer thinking about it.
A dream was ultimately a dream …
* * * * * *
The next day, Tuesday, May 21, 1: 00 a.m.
In the group chat, the leader of the group, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, finally came online.
As soon as he appeared, Beihe Sanren popped his head up and asked, "True Monarch, who is that 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' that you added yesterday? Where did you cultivate? "
"Someone added yesterday? Didn't you talk to her? She's the daughter of an old friend of mine in this era. She seems to have a good aptitude. She's already at the peak of the Third Grade Postcelestial Stage at such a young age. She's about to step into the Fourth Grade Postcelestial Stage. She's amazing, "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun replied with a laugh.
If he was born in this era, his age would probably be less than forty? At this age, he was already at the peak of Third Grade Houtian. He was indeed a genius. Beihe Sanren inwardly nodded. However, the other party's dao name was still very strange. 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' didn't seem like a dao name at all.
While Beihe Sanren was still thinking, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun suddenly said, "Eh? The daoist name of my old friend's daughter isn't 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books'! Speaking of which, what the hell is this Stressed by a Mountain of Books? "
"…" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was speechless.
It's not some random thing. It's the unknown human that True Monarch added yesterday, right?
He probed, "True Monarch, you didn't add the wrong person, right?"
"Let me take a look."
After a while.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sent a string of cold sweat emojis in the group, "I really added the wrong person. The number was only missing one digit, and I changed the 8 to 9. I didn't expect that I would actually make such a big mistake. "
Beihe Sanren laughed and said, "Like I said, no matter how much they integrate into modern society, no one would choose their dao name as' Stressed by a Mountain of Books'."
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun continued to send a string of cold sweat emojis.
Then, he hastily added his friend's daughter into the group.
Group notification: 'Spiritual Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi has joined the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
This name was in line with the style of the Nine Provinces (1) Group. A strong Xianxia aura assaulted one's senses. That Stressed by a Mountain of Books' name was definitely a strange thing that had mixed in.
Once the new person joined, Three Waves immediately appeared, "Oh, the new fellow daoist is a fairy? Show me your picture and tell me your three measurements! If she's pretty, do you want to date? "
Three Waves had been lurking for a long time — although he was a goldfish, his memory was still longer than three seconds. Yesterday, he had already been reminded by someone, so in order to avoid offending a great senior, he carefully lurked to observe the situation today.
Hearing Yellow Mountain Zhenjun say that the new fairy was the daughter of a good friend, and that her cultivation was at the 3rd Stage Houtian, Three Waves felt relieved. If it wasn't a 'senior' level character, he could tease her to his heart's content and satisfy his craving.
There were very few new people in this group, and he had been holding back a lot.
Once Three Waves opened his mouth, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's face immediately darkened.
"… …" Spiritual Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi typed in a colon, then faintly sent another sentence, "Since it's getting late, my daughter has already started meditating and practicing. Her number is temporarily under my control, waiting for fellow daoist Huangshan to join the group. Cough … I've long heard that fellow daoist Three Waves of the Nine Provinces (1) Group is distinguished, elegant, and has a glib tongue. Seeing once is better than hearing a hundred times. Fellow daoist Three Waves, this old man admires you, I'll treat you to a drink some other day. "
Three Waves immediately felt very embarrassed. Teasing a girl, but meeting the girl's father, there was nothing more shameful in this world. He really wanted to find a hole to hide in.
Fortunately, this senior seemed to have an easy-going personality, and lightly said a few words to gloss over the matter.
Following that, this senior greeted everyone in the group, and asked everyone to take care of his daughter in the future. Then, he went to dive and log off.
Seeing the senior leave, Three Waves heaved a sigh of relief, and happily said, "Fortunately, it seems like this senior isn't someone who can't take a joke. Maybe when the time comes, I'll have a chat with Miss Jouko Hagi. "
"… …" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
"… …" Beihe Sanren.
Medicine Master rarely popped up again. He was a man who cherished his words like gold, and rarely popped up to say anything, but this time, he actually typed four words, "Good luck."
"?" Three Waves was puzzled.
But Medicine Master, who cherished his words like gold, obviously wouldn't explain any further.
"Look at the prefix of the new person's dao name." Beihe Sanren explained. If you don't seek death, you won't die. Why would brother Three Waves never understand this principle?
"Prefix? Spiritual Butterfly Island? "Three Waves seemed to be unable to react.
"Yes, Spiritual Butterfly Island! In addition, it's a senior, can't you think of anyone? "Beihe Sanren suggested.
After a while, Three Waves suddenly realized, and sent a string of 'kneeling' emojis in the group, "Is it that Spiritual Butterfly's Respected Sage who haggles over every single detail?"
Spiritual Butterfly's Respected Sage was a powerful senior, everything about him was good, he was upright and chivalrous … but he liked to haggle over all kinds of trivial matters, and had already reached the peak of the path of haggling over every single detail. Other people haggled over every single detail, but he was already haggling over every single detail!
Beihe Sanren was so angry that the corner of his mouth twitched, "I didn't remind you like that!"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sighed, he really couldn't stand it anymore, "Three Waves, that old friend of mine is only AFK, he hasn't gone offline yet."
In other words … the chat history could be seen.
No, it would definitely be seen!
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun really couldn't watch Three Waves continue to seek death, no matter what, he was still a junior in the group.
"F * ck, I'm done for." Three Waves seemed to see the near future, where Venerable Spirit Butterfly would pay a visit, and then torture him. His eyes became moist again, this time he seemed to have provoked an even more troublesome senior?
Three Waves immediately screamed, "True Monarch, please help me plead for leniency!"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sent a cold back emoji.
The group no longer cared about Three Waves' screams, and calmly changed the topic.
Beihe Sanren asked the group owner, "True Monarch, how should we deal with that 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books'?"
Su Clan's Ah Qi said, "Should we kick him? After all, he's just an ordinary person, it's not good for him to join our chat. "
"Cough, since he was mistakenly added by this venerable, then it can be considered a kind of fate. Let this venerable do a divination, and see how to deal with it. " Yellow Mountain Zhenjun replied — — the main reason was that he had suddenly added the other party to the group, if he were to kick him now, wouldn't he lose face?
So at least he could do a divination, and use it as an excuse to kick him.
This way, he could show off his high and mighty status.
Secondly, not long ago, he suddenly became interested in divination, and after learning it for a month, his hands were itching. No matter what he did, he liked to do a divination.
With that said, he started a divination with a book of 《Tang and Song Poems》, and flipped through it, operating the secret divination technique. A mysterious force pulled out a line of the poem, and formed a divination.
This time, the divination was very smooth. Ever since Yellow Mountain Zhenjun started learning divination, this was the first time he felt this good!
He looked at the result of the divination with a face full of joy.
Then …
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's face sank.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's face turned ugly.
Look at the divination: In heaven, we wish to be lovebirds, on earth, we wish to be intertwined branches.
In his memory, this poem was written by a poet called Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty, it was a classic, and was often used to describe love?
Immediately, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun felt his whole body turn bad.
Lovebirds your sister, intertwined branches your sister! If I'm willing to be intertwined branches, I might as well hang myself on the southeast branch!
Don't tell me that I, the great Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, am going to have a life and death, world-shaking love with that 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' who is a man? This reminded him of Lord Longyang during the warring states period of China — he immediately felt as if he had swallowed a cockroach, extremely disgusted.
"This is definitely because my cultivation in divination is not high enough, after all, I've only learned it for a month … so I should do another divination! Yes, that must be it! "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun operated the secret divination technique again, and the mysterious force flipped the pages of 《Tang and Song Poems》.
Another line of the poem was drawn out.
This time, the secret divination technique operated very smoothly, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun felt very good about himself, he definitely hit the jackpot!
He looked at the divination.
Then …
The True Monarch's face turned pale.
Divination: "If two lovers love each other for a long time, how can they stay together day and night!"
Night your ass!
"I don't believe in heresy!" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun divined again.
This time, it felt even better, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun felt that his cultivation in the divination had reached the peak at this moment!
This time, it will definitely hit the jackpot!
He lowered his head and looked at the divination: "Suddenly looking back, that person is there, where the lights are waning."
"…"
"Deep breath, deep breath." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun calmly closed the Tang and Song Poems, and looked at the sky at a 45 degree angle — what a melancholic feeling!
Next, the True Monarch calmly tore the hardcover Tang and Song Poems, and nodded his head: "As expected, I don't have any talent in divination, I'm not born to be a diviner. So, the divination that I've calculated is definitely wrong! "
He threw the torn Tang and Song Poems to one side, and swore in his heart that he would never use his dirty hands to calculate again!
The hardcover Tang and Song Poems were thrown to one side, and the True Monarch typed in the group: "That Stressed by a Mountain of Books … I'll keep him for now. Just now, I did a divination, and found out that he and I are fated, adding him into the group is not a coincidence, it's inevitable! What happens in the future will depend on his own luck. "
The True Monarch used all kinds of divination words to evade, as for the result of the divination, he would never reveal it even if he was beaten to death!
Damn, even if they were fated, it would definitely be an ill-fated fate!
"Then let's keep him, I reckon that he will leave the group soon anyway. Speaking of which, what's the result of True Monarch's divination? "Beihe Sanren had heard that the True Monarch was learning divination, so he was very curious about what this senior had calculated.
"…" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "About that, you guys continue chatting, I have something urgent to do, I'll leave first."
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