When the tip of Senior Chixiao Sword's sword crossed space, Song Shuhang recognized its aura. After all, they had been together for so long. Then, he asked without thinking, "Senior Chixiao Sword, have you gotten fatter?"
"Fatter my ass! Have you ever seen a sword grow fatter?" Senior Chixiao Sword said angrily.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Sorry, my little sister isn't born yet.
Besides, Senior Chixiao Sword, you've really gotten fatter. Before you left, you had the style of a Chinese-style sword, but when you came back, you were already in the form of a Western-style sword. You've gained more than one size. What exactly did you experience during this time?
"I've evolved, understand?" Senior Chixiao Sword's voice sounded again. Then, a pair of pure white arms drilled out of the spatial gate and opened it.
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
F * ck, what kind of frightening style is this? The hilt of a Western-style sword has turned into a pair of pure white and slender hands?
Senior Chixiao Sword, are you sure you've evolved and not demonized? From the style of this sword, it looks like an evil weapon like the 'Demon King's Sword', right?
"Senior Chixiao Sword, I feel that you look better in the old style. You look more divine." Song Shuhang sincerely suggested again — if possible, he felt that Senior Chixiao Sword would look better in its original form.
Senior Chixiao Sword paused for a moment. After a while, it chuckled. "You don't think I look handsome now?"
"No, no, but the style is a bit crooked," Song Shuhang hurriedly said.
Senior Chixiao Sword wasn't angry after hearing this. Instead, it said happily, "I also feel that I look quite ugly now."
"It's not that ugly, but it looks a bit like an evil weapon. Actually, after accepting this setting, I feel more like an evil charm and handsomeness, "Song Shuhang hurriedly comforted.
Senior Chixiao Sword chuckled. "No, it's ugly. Even I had to admit that the hilt of the sword was extremely ugly. When you see my sword hilt, you will know … there is actually such an ugly sword hilt in this world! "
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Has Senior Chixiao Sword given up on himself?
How am I supposed to comfort Chixiao Sword Senpai and give him confidence?
How could one encourage a lost Divine Weapon? I'm waiting online, it's urgent …
Why don't I give Senior three rounds of Saber-Nurturing Art to help it recover a little?
Just as Song Shuhang's thoughts raced, Chixiao Sword's hilt was squeezed out of the spatial door bit by bit.
Behind that pair of pure white sword hilts, there was a matching pure white neck.
This scene was unbearable to look at.
As long as Song Shuhang imagined the scene of Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven clutching his neck and brandishing his sword, he felt that the image of Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven as an otherworldly expert had collapsed.
"Isn't this neck beautiful? This is the proudest part of my body right now. Next ~ Ding, ding, ding! The most exciting part is about to appear! "Senior Chixiao Sword exerted force and squeezed out of the spatial door.
"Shuhang Little Friend, tell me loudly, isn't this sword hilt handsome?" Senior Chixiao Sword said smugly. I don't believe that the word 'ugly' will come out of your mouth!
Song Shuhang was speechless.
He looked at the sword hilt that was very similar to his own face, at least 50% or more similar.
How could he go against his will and say that it was' ugly 'when it was such a handsome sword hilt?
On the side, Shiliu Su blinked its eyes, and said, "Yes, it's very handsome."
Senior Chixiao Sword laughed and gave Shiliu Su a thumbs up. "Little Shiliu still has a good eye."
It then looked at Song Shuhang. "Is it handsome?"
Song Shuhang's heart felt stifled. "Senior Chixiao Sword, why is it my face?"
"Maybe it's because you used the [Saber-Nurturing Technique] on me?" Chixiao Sword narrowed its eyes and smiled evilly.
"Heavens, can you change your face?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively.
Senior Chixiao Sword said, "No, Scarlet Heaven is very satisfied with my current form."
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Why would Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven be satisfied with this form? Could it be that Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven liked to strangle people while fighting?
If Senior Chixiao Sword kept this form, and Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven got used to it … in the future, when Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven encountered an enemy, and I happened to be standing next to him, would Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven grab me by the neck and fight 300 rounds with the enemy?
"I'm just joking with you. This' evolved form 'isn't complete yet. It's a semi-evolved state. I feel that I can evolve a little more, and then I should be able to change into a new form. I mainly want you to see my current strange state and give you a fright, "Scarlet Heaven Sword said.
After saying that, its sword body retracted, and in the blink of an eye, it returned to the form of a Chinese-style ancient sword.
At this moment, Jouko Hagi ran over and said, "I feel that Senior Chixiao Sword's' evolved form 'is more interesting."
She was serious.
Ordinary things were not attractive to her at all. On the contrary, she liked the sword head that looked like Song Shuhang's white neck and arms more.
Senior Chixiao Sword said, "Jouko Hagi, your aesthetic standards are too different."
Jouko Hagi giggled. "Senior, what did you call me for?"
Senior Chixiao Sword quickly said, "Let's discuss the 'Inner Demon Incarnation' plan. While my main body and Scarlet Heaven are hiding, I want to create a clone and leave it in the main world, "Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword quickly said.
Song Shuhang said, "That's a good idea."
"However, we don't have much time. I need time to tailor a plan for Senior, "Jouko Hagi said with a frown.
Su Clan's Shiliu pondered for a moment, and his eyes lit up. "We have a 'time box'."
"Yes, Little Sixteen is very smart. I also thought of this time box. Jouko Hagi, you and I will enter this box, and we'll take care of the 'Inner Demon Incarnation' plan. Anyway, we're going to extract the energy of the Great Southern Emperor, so it would be a waste not to do so! "Senior Chixiao Sword said with a smile.
Jouko Hagi giggled, and said, "If there's enough time, I'm fine with it."
"In that case, I'll have Lady Chu assist you," Song Shuhang said as he opened the entrance to the Inner World, letting Chixiao Sword and Jouko Hagi enter. At the same time, he brought over Lady Onion, who had curled up into a ball, and transferred her to the Inner World — Lady Chu needed Lady Onion's help to activate the time box.
Jouko Hagi, Chixiao Sword, and Lady Onion entered Song Shuhang's Inner World.
When Chixiao Sword entered, it suddenly thought of something, and reminded Song Shuhang, "Song Shuhang … When I leave the Inner Demon Incarnation by your side, don't think about slicing it up. The dish of the 'Heavenly Tribulation Feast' that you mentioned earlier is making me a little worried. "
Song Shuhang said, "Don't worry, Senior. I'm not that hungry that I can't be choosy. "
Senior Chixiao Sword slightly raised the tip of its sword, and said with dissatisfaction, "Are you looking down on my Inner Demon Incarnation? Do you think that it's not good enough and not delicious?"
Song Shuhang: "…"
What's wrong with Senior Chixiao Sword today?
Senior Turtle, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Perhaps it's because its gender has awakened, and it's becoming awkward." Senior Turtle, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "According to the psychology I've been studying for a long time, Fellow Daoist Chixiao Sword should be at the critical point of evolving its gender. Look at its hilt, it's white and slender, and it's obviously the arm of a girl. However, its head is similar to yours. It now has both male and female characteristics, so it's normal for its personality to become awkward. "
Heavens, Senior Turtle's analysis is so thorough!
Senior Turtle really didn't read so many psychology books for nothing.
A turtle that understands the human heart is truly terrifying!
Prince Phoenix Slayer suddenly jumped onto the table next to Song Shuhang, licked his little hand, and asked, "In that case, Senior Turtle, can you analyze the principle behind Doudou's' Chu Chu complex '?"
Doudou's' Chu Chu complex 'was very strange, and even Venerable Huangshan didn't know when it had developed.
"This kind of psychological illness that produces a strong fondness for a name is most likely because it lacked something when it was young. Doudou lacked 'Chu Chu' when it was young, so it had a strong impulse to like Chu Chu. "Senior Turtle said seriously," The above is all made up. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
"I haven't had much contact with the dog monster Doudou, so how can I speculate the cause of its illness? Psychology isn't magic, it has to be based on science, "Senior Turtle continued.
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "What you said makes sense, Senior."
Fairy Lychee also came over and asked curiously, "But why does Doudou want to give the name 'Chu Chu' to everything around it?"
Logically speaking, Doudou should only have a fondness for 'Chu Chu'. However, it would be a bit illogical if it named something 'Chu Chu' and then liked it.
"Just now, it wanted my first daughter to be named Chu Chu. Naming a daughter is a parent's business, and it can't be interfered with by others, so I decisively rejected it, "Song Shuhang said smugly.
In the distance, Sage Spirit Butterfly silently praised Song Shuhang's words.
"Perhaps Doudou wants to marry you, Song Shuhang, and then have a Chu Chu?" Prince Phoenix Slayer suddenly said, "Because Doudou might be a female dog. Don't forget that Senior Huangshan also wanted to marry it off. "
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
Young Master, this possibility you mentioned is too shocking.
All the fellow Daoists turned to stare at Venerable Huangshan.
"Don't worry, I won't marry Doudou to Shuhang Little Friend," Venerable Huangshan said calmly, "After all, Doudou has a marriage partner now."
Doudou has a marriage partner again? Is it getting married again?
"That makes sense." Senior Turtle nodded and said, "The dog monster Doudou is probably suffering from premarital phobia. When this illness acted up, some people would choose to avoid marriage, not daring to face it, and some would even run away from marriage. Some people would want to drag their companions into the whirlpool of marriage and share the fear before marriage. Some people hoped to naturally bring up the topic of 'marriage' when chatting with their companions, and then get some psychological comfort through the discussion. This dog demon might be hoping to talk to you about marriage and the future. They talked about who Song Shuhang was going to marry and how many children he would have. Unfortunately, it was interrupted. "
Song Shuhang was speechless.
×××××
The other side.
Outside Heavenly Field Island.
The Almighty Merchant agreed on the location of the 'delivery' with someone over the phone.
When he ended the call, he turned his head and saw that Jouko Hagi had also come out of Heavenly Field Island.
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