Su Clan's Shiliu: "…"
In the past, when she was in a bad mood, she didn't dislike this kind of situation, because she could find a reason to beat them up. But today, she was in a pretty good mood.
The youth asked, "Do you need me to throw these two guys out?"
With his strength, throwing these two guys out of the restaurant was as easy as turning over his hand.
After saying that, he grinned. "Forget it, it looks like I shouldn't be the one to do it."
He stealthily glanced at the tip of Hegemon BaSong's foot.
Then, how would Hegemon BaSong deal with this matter?
Would he make a domineering entrance and throw these two guys out of the restaurant? Or directly use the Impregnating Gaze?
If he used the Impregnating Gaze … [Bro, want to experience being pregnant for ten months?]
Just thinking about this scene made him feel quite amused.
As long as the Impregnating Gaze didn't fall on him, it would be very amusing.
He couldn't help but look forward to it.
However, to his surprise, Hegemon BaSong didn't directly use a big move.
The young-looking Hegemon BaSong seemed to be moving slowly, but in fact, he appeared beside the two tall men in a few steps. He didn't make a move, but the two tall men seemed to be pushed by an invisible force and took several steps back.
It was as if the two of them had taken the initiative to make way for Hegemon BaSong.
The two tall men had a puzzled look on their faces, and looked at each other.
When the two of them were pushed away, the young Hegemon BaSong had already arrived next to Su Clan's Shiliu. With a smile on his face, he slightly bent over and stretched out his hand towards Shiliu.
Shiliu stretched out his left hand and placed it on Ba Song's hand.
[Ah, Sis, be careful, holding hands will make you pregnant.] The young man transmitted his voice.
Su Clan's Shiliu: "…"
Song Shuhang held Su Clan's Shiliu's hand and walked out of the small restaurant. The young man could only hold his ice cream and follow, and also pay the bill at the counter.
The two men who tried to strike up a conversation were dumbfounded as they stared at Song Shuhang's disappearing figure.
At the entrance of the restaurant, Song Shuhang suddenly turned around and smiled at the two men.
The eyes of the Su Clan youth, who was paying the bill, immediately lit up — it's coming, it's coming, it's Hegemon BaSong's Gaze!
As expected, Hegemon BaSong was going to make a move.
Be pregnant, feel the love of a mother. Then, trembling under the loving eyes of Hegemon BaSong, she called him daddy loudly!
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang did not use the Impregnating Gaze on ordinary people. He just smiled at the two men, then pointed at his pink little face and said proudly, "Today, pink little puppies like me are popular. Cute and young. "
"Pfff ~" Shiliu Su Clan couldn't help but laugh.
The Su Clan youngster was dumbfounded.
Is this really Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, who is said to be the most terrifying man in a thousand years and is feared by everyone in the universe?
I must be hallucinating because of my inner demons.
The two tall men behind him: "…"
If you're a little puppy, then what are we?
This world is really too unfair. When we were little puppies, the girls liked uncles and big brothers. When we finally became big brothers, the girls turned to like little puppies.
We're destined to be abandoned by this era, aren't we?
The Su Clan youngster caught up to his sister and Hegemon BaSong, and asked, "Senior Ba Song, are we just going to let these two guys go?"
Song Shuhang turned around and looked at the Su Clan youngster in confusion.
"Before you came, they were hitting on big sister," the Su Clan youngster reminded him. Why not let them understand the Impregnating Gaze?
This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity — two grown men getting pregnant and giving birth in a restaurant. It was guaranteed to be on tomorrow's headlines.
"If someone runs over to hit on her, doesn't that just mean that Shiliu is cute?" Song Shuhang replied with a smile — perhaps because he drank too much, his brain was especially active today, and his words were pleasant to hear.
The Su Clan youngster: "???"
But what Hegemon BaSong said seemed to make a lot of sense.
Song Shuhang held Shiliu Su's hand and headed to the coast of Western Orchid Island.
The Su Clan youngster followed closely behind, and the three of them left the restaurant.
After they left the restaurant, the two tall men suddenly felt sorrow welling up in their hearts. The two of them sat where the Su Clan youngster originally sat and looked at each other.
Then, the two of them suddenly leaned over the table and burst into tears, unable to stop.
Why were they so sad? It was as if there was a spring in their eyes, and tears poured out endlessly.
They had clearly failed to hit on someone in the past, but today, they felt that their hearts had been deeply hurt. Was it because of the 'little puppy'? Damn it, what's so great about a little puppy? A little puppy will grow up to be an old dog one day.
Their cries were like thunder in the spring.
Fortunately, there were no other customers in the store.
The boss silently looked at the two customers who were crying their hearts out, and gently shook his head. "Young people are too fragile. You're crying like this just because you were rejected. I, this old single dog, haven't even spoken yet. "
With that said, the boss quietly gave the two men a glass of wine.
Wine was a good thing. It could be toasted when one was in love, and it could also be toasted when one was heartbroken.
* * * * *
After Song Shuhang, Shiliu Su, and the Su Clan youngster came to the coast, he quietly cast an illusion technique that enveloped the three of them. In the eyes of ordinary people, their existence gradually disappeared, and in the blink of an eye, they disappeared.
The people on the coast didn't notice the three of them.
Song Shuhang took out the Immortal Demon Cat Fairy's Divine Gate of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Combined Magical Treasure, and then flew away.
Originally, he wanted to take out the Divine Lobster's Chariot, but when he summoned the chariot, he suddenly wanted to change to a new flying method. His Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Combined Magical Treasure could completely take turns to fly.
So, he summoned the gate.
"A … a door panel?" The Su Clan youngster looked desperate.
He knew that cultivators had a variety of magical treasures, such as abacuses, shields, armors, and recently, some people had even refined their magical treasures into laptops and mobile phones.
But when he really wanted to fly on a door panel, he felt a little strange.
"I originally wanted to use the whole flying carpet, but the Almighty Merchant's sheet can't be used to fly," Song Shuhang said. He held Shiliu Su's hand and stepped onto the door panel.
The Su Clan youngster looked up at the sky, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.
"Right, this door panel." Song Shuhang lightly patted the Immortal Demon Cat Fairy's Divine Gate, and added with a smile, "It's an Eighth Stage magical treasure."
"F * ck." The Su Clan youngster lay on the door panel and gently stroked it.
An Eighth Stage magical treasure!
This was the first time he had been so close to an Eighth Stage magical treasure.
"Pfff ~" Shiliu Su smiled and pointed at the youngster, and then introduced him to Song Shuhang. "He's a disciple of my Spirit River Su Clan, Su Kongmo. In terms of seniority, he should be my younger cousin. However, in terms of seniority on my mother's side, he's one generation younger than me. "
Su Kongmo said, "My mother is Shiliu's mother's niece … but she married two brothers. So, in terms of seniority on my mother's side, I'm a junior. "
Senior Chixiao Sword chuckled. "So, most of the time, cultivators use their strength and cultivation to differentiate between 'seniors' and 'juniors'. Otherwise, if we were to rank them according to seniority, the seniority of cultivators would be rather chaotic. I've often seen cultivator clans have sons and mothers fall in love with the 'Clan Guarding Grand Senior' level fairy maiden. Hehehe, and there are even more ridiculous ones. "
With a long lifespan, one could really do whatever they wanted.
In tens of thousands of years of long lifespans, a father would marry a fiftieth generation disciple of some sect, and after giving birth to a daughter … the daughter would unknowingly get to know the sect's founding ancestor, fall in love, and become dao companions. This kind of thing happened all the time in the universe.
[I heard that my daughter was tricked away by an old dog who was seventeen thousand years older than her when she went out to train. I f * cking sharpened my saber and was just about to raise it to teach that old dog who took my daughter a lesson … But when I saw him, I realized that he was the ancestor of my sect. I f * cking knelt right away.]
"3rd March, I came out of seclusion. The weather was good, my realm soared, and I was in a good mood. He gathered his descendants together and held a family feast to celebrate. During the banquet, I suddenly found out that my great-great-great-great-great-grandson … had become my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
[On my eight thousandth birthday this year, my great-grandmother gave me a very touching gift. She gave birth to a great-uncle for me. My little granduncle will be celebrating my birthday with me in the future ~ ~ I'm so happy.]
"The sword, the sword can speak?" Su Kongmo looked at Chixiao Sword in shock.
According to the legends, divine swords had spirits, but this was the first time he had seen a divine sword that could speak.
"This is Senior Chixiao Sword, an Immortal's godly weapon," Song Shuhang introduced with a faint smile.
"An … Immortal's godly weapon?" Su Kongmo wanted to reach out and touch Senior Chixiao Sword, but he didn't dare to. This was an Immortal's godly weapon, something related to an Immortal, and he might not be able to see it in his lifetime.
Senior Chixiao Sword proudly spun in the air and patted Su Kongmo with the hilt of the sword. "Kid, your aptitude isn't bad. I'm optimistic about you."
This kid was actually in the realm of advancing from the second level to the third level, and from the looks of it, he was on the verge of breaking through.
This was a coincidence.
Therefore, Senior Chixiao Sword was very optimistic about this youngster.
"Thank … thank you, Senior!" Su Kongmo said happily. Since an Immortal's godly weapon was praising his aptitude, perhaps he really was very talented. Perhaps he would have a chance to fight for the title of 'Su Clan's Eighteen'!
However, the title of 'Su Clan's Eighteen' would be skipped. At that time, he might have to fight for the title of 'Su Clan's Nineteen'.
"Don't be polite, have confidence in yourself. In addition, as a cultivator, you have to have a big heart. The bigger your heart is, the bigger the world is. Only when your heart is big can your imagination be rich. Only when your imagination is rich enough can you remain calm in the face of anything that destroys the three views of the world. "Senior Chixiao Sword gave this youngster some mental homework in advance.
This youngster was different from Chu Chu, his heavenly tribulation was almost uncontrollable …
Su Kongmo nodded, remembering the words of Senior Chixiao Sword.
Su Clan's Shiliu asked, "Where are we going now?"
Song Shuhang: "Hmm, we're going to look for some ingredients first … eh?"
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This chapter made up for the missing chapter from last night.
He recommended Prince Phoenix Slayer's 《I am a Quack》, which was already on the shelves.
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