Dirty! Doudou must have watched too many dirty movies recently. /p >
When Song Shuhang was about to come up with an 800-word essay to condemn Doudou in his mind, his phone rang in his pocket.
He opened it and saw that it was a call from the founder of the group, Mt. Yellow's True Monarch.
Song Shuhang answered and asked, "Senior Huangshan, what's up?"
"Haha, didn't I tell you that I ordered a batch of cars for you and Venerable White? Now, 13 of them have been transported to a designated underground parking lot near Jiangnan University. The rest of the cars will arrive within a month. Someone will call you later. You can pick up the cars when you're ready. I've booked the entire parking lot. You can park the cars there. "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's hearty laughter was heard.
Song Shuhang's heart skipped a beat. After getting his driver's license, he naturally wanted a good car. Other than flying in the blue sky, a man's dream was also to have a luxurious car. "No problem, I can go anytime!"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun lowered his voice and asked, "One more thing. Is Venerable White with you?"
"Not yet. I'm on my way back from school," Song Shuhang answered.
"Then I'll say it. Let me ask you, is Venerable White's luck getting better recently?" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun asked softly.
"Luck. It seems like Senior White's luck is pretty good recently," Song Shuhang nodded.
For example, the lucky draw outside the electronic city. He got the special prize in one go. Also, when he contracted 'Reiki', a rogue cultivator's corpse flew to him from outer space and dropped a flying sword and an ancient bronze ring.
Now, the flying sword was just right for Venerable White to use as a means of transportation.
"Yes, it's starting. Be careful, Shuhang Little Friend! The better Senior White's luck is, the more careful you have to be, "said Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
"Be careful? Why? "Song Shuhang was puzzled.
"Let me give you an easy to understand example. A meteorite suddenly fell from the sky and landed beside Venerable White. Then, he opened the meteorite and obtained a lot of refining materials that could be used by cultivators. This is good luck, right? "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
"Mm." Song Shuhang nodded.
"In that case, what if that meteorite almost killed you, who was standing next to Venerable White? Or, what if you're heavily injured? "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun asked in a low voice.
Song Shuhang immediately understood. "Senior, what do you mean? Senior White's luck is often accompanied by bad luck? "
"That's not the way to put it. It's more appropriate to say that 'riches and honor come from danger'! As long as you're careful, you'll have a good harvest. "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sighed.
"Alright, I understand." Song Shuhang nodded. Was this the reason why the seniors in the group avoided Senior White?
"Finally, there's one more thing. It can be considered as a personal experience from a senior. " Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said meaningfully, "Recently, you should chat more with beautiful girls. For example, Jouko Hagi in our 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'. Chat with her often and think about her beauty in your mind. Or there's also a Fairy Lychee in the group. She just came back from a foreign country after beating up a native deity that offended her. She should be online often. You should also interact with her when you have time. She likes to take selfies. You can always see some beautiful pictures of her. Look more and think more about her beauty. "
"What?" Song Shuhang was confused after hearing this.
"It's nothing. Just interact more with beautiful girls. Listen to the seniors, it's definitely not wrong!" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said meaningfully, "That's it then. I'll hang up first."
Beep beep … Yellow Mountain Zhenjun hung up the phone.
Song Shuhang grabbed the phone and said gloomily, "That's why I always feel that the seniors in the group often say half of their words and leave the other half. Why don't they make it clear? "
Doudou turned her head and looked at Song Shuhang deeply. Then, she nodded silently. "It's okay. Don't listen to stupid Yellow Mountain. He's too dirty!"
Song Shuhang was speechless.
* * * * * *
On the other side, in Medicine Master's building.
Venerable White leaned against the white wall and made a handsome pose. "Is this okay?"
"Yes, yes, this is the pose!" In front of him, there was a woman in her twenties in a police uniform. She was holding an SLR camera in her hand and secretly swallowed her saliva.
She was responsible for applying for the 'Temporary Residence Permit' for Venerable White? She was from the Street Administration.
"Clap, clap, clap." After taking three photos of Venerable White, she licked her lips and said, "One last pose. After you're done, I'll choose one of them and apply for your temporary residence permit!"
"Oh, okay. But do I need so many photos to apply for a temporary residence permit? " Although Venerable White was confused, he was very cooperative. He put one hand on his forehead, which was a very cool pose.
"Yes, I need it! I must make the most perfect temporary residence permit! "The policewoman said seriously. She looked through the photos in the SLR camera. There were more than twenty photos.
What a pity. She really wanted to take a few more photos. She even wanted to put this man named 'Song Bai' in front of her in the camera and bring him back. He was so handsome! She could show off to her female colleagues for a long time.
Song Bai was Venerable White's current name.
Because Venerable White only had a single name, 'Bai', it was not convenient to use it as an ID card. Therefore, when Cave Master Snow Wolf made an ID card for him, he conveniently added the surname Song.
After taking the last photo reluctantly, the policewoman left her contact information and said, "Mr. Song Bai, I will send your temporary residence permit to you in two days at most! If you are in urgent need, you can contact me at any time. I can get it for you in advance! "
"Thank you." Venerable White smiled at the policewoman.
The policewoman blushed. She carried the SLR camera on her back, and her heart was beating rapidly. Finally, she reluctantly glanced at Venerable White for a few more times before she reluctantly left the Medicine Master's building.
Venerable White secretly let out a sigh of relief. During the whole process of taking photos, he carefully controlled his breath so that his natural special 'charm' wouldn't leak out. It was really tiring.
After the policewoman left, Venerable White came to the small courtyard and took out a big box.
Inside the box … were the 'trophies' that he had accumulated from yesterday and this morning's hard work. In addition to the large-screen color TV, water dispenser, speaker, rice cooker, induction cooker, there was also a range hood, microwave, and soybean milk maker …
If the policewoman hadn't come earlier this morning, he would have dismantled more things.
Of course, after these things were broken, he carefully engraved an illusion formation in the same place. In a short period of time, no one would notice anything unusual. He hoped that Song Shuhang's Little Friend wouldn't notice anything unusual!
Before Song Shuhang came back, he should take care of these things first!
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