Song Shuhang was originally sitting in the passenger seat.
But later on, that Fairy Jing Ye … Wait a minute, what was this fairy's name again?
Anyway, it was that fairy. After lying in the back for a while, she seemed to be a little bored, so she pulled Song Shuhang to the back and lay down with her.
Her movements were very natural, and it didn't seem like she was meeting Song Shuhang for the first time at all. And when he was pulled by her, Song Shuhang didn't feel any resistance … He seemed to have instinctively acknowledged this fairy. He let her pull him, and they lay together on the air bed, looking at the stars through the transparent skylight.
Staring at the starry sky in a daze, Song Shuhang felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward.
At this time, should he find a topic to talk about to ease the atmosphere?
Song Shuhang glanced at the Fairy Jingyi on the side, saw the book in her hand, and asked, "Fairy Jingyu, do you like reading?"
The fairy smiled. "I do."
Then, there was nothing else.
Song Shuhang: "…"
No, I can't talk about this anymore. It seems that I have to change the topic.
What should I talk about? If I don't talk about books, should I talk about Doudou?
The fairy added, "In addition, the daoist name I just mentioned is Jingye. That Jingye from Jingye Si, "the fairy added.
"Oh, so it's the meaning of this poem." Song Shuhang nodded.
Since he felt that the topic had been opened, he could casually talk about anything.
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about this, the virtuous lamia suddenly appeared.
After she appeared, she turned into the size of an ordinary person, and her long tail was stretched straight. Then, she forcibly squeezed between Song Shuhang and Fairy Jingye Si.
Song Shuhang asked in confusion, "Fairy Waiting for a Promise, what are you doing?"
Fairy @ #% × opened her mouth, and an electronic voice came out of her mouth. "When drunk, I look at the sword by the lantern, and when dreaming of returning, I blow the horn camp!"
"???" Song Shuhang.
Fairy @ #% × continued to read in that electronic voice, "The light of the third night watch and the chicken at the fifth night watch, it's time for men to study."
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
"Wherever I hear the light, I look." Fairy @ #% × continued to chant. She squeezed her body slightly and pushed Song Shuhang to the side. Her tail continued to swing, driving Song Shuhang further away.
Then, she lay down firmly with Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts.
"Foolish Shuhang, your Ancient Era's Language Fairy is looking down on you for being a light bulb. Didn't you hear her lines? There's a 'light' in all three of them. "Doudou laughed as she drove.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Why is Doudou able to understand Fairy Waiting for a Promise? How did you pair up your radio waves?
However, Doudou was very good at driving the Fairy Boat. At least for now, her skills were way ahead of Dongfang Six Fairies.
"Haha." Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts let out a series of pleasant laughter. She reached out and grabbed Fairy @ #% ×'s little hand, and their fingers intertwined and interlocked.
Fairy @ #% × turned her head and looked at the fairy with the long braid next to her. She tilted her head and seemed to be thinking about something.
Song Shuhang asked, "Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts … No, Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts, do you know Fairy Waiting for a Promise?"
If they didn't know each other, how could the virtuous lamia be so intimate with others?
"You can call me Quiet Night Thoughts, I don't mind." The braid fairy grinned, but she didn't answer Song Shuhang's question.
Fairy @ #% × stretched out her other hand and touched Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts' face. Her little hand touched her eyebrows, eye sockets, nose, and mouth.
Suddenly, Fairy @ #% × said, "It's not you."
This time, it wasn't an electronic voice, nor was she reading lines. Instead, it was her own voice …
Song Shuhang looked at Fairy @ #% × curiously.
To be honest, the virtuous lamia had been with him for so long, but she had hardly ever used her own voice to speak.
Every time she opened her mouth, it was either a recording of Song Shuhang's screams, an electronic voice, or a recorded line from a TV series.
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts softly said, "It's me, but it's also not me."
The virtuous lamia retracted her hand, and even her fingers that were intertwined with each other also retracted. Then, she began to roll on the air bed.
It seemed that she was very anxious.
She rolled to Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts' side, and then began to roll in the opposite direction, all the way to Song Shuhang's side.
After pausing beside Song Shuhang for a while, she continued to roll over and roll over Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "…"
The virtuous lamia rolled over and rolled over Song Shuhang's body again.
She rolled over and over again.
A few minutes later.
The virtuous lamia was addicted to playing.
She was no longer anxious.
She rolled all the way and rolled over Song Shuhang's body. Then, she rolled back and rolled over him again.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts lay on her stomach, rested her chin on one hand, and looked at Song Shuhang and the rolling virtuous lamia with a smile. "Fairy @ #% × is still so cute, you haven't changed at all."
She directly called out Fairy Waiting for a Promise's name in the ancient language.
[Sure enough, she knows Fairy @ #% ×.] Song Shuhang thought to himself.
At this time, Fairy @ #% × got tired of playing.
She stopped and got stuck between Song Shuhang and Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts.
Then, she began to read various lines.
Lines from TV series, lines from movies …
Most of them were the kind of lines that the female protagonist would say when she died in the arms of the male protagonist, as well as many love poems that sounded very mushy.
After playing the lines, she began to read the ancient poems again, this time with an electronic voice.
After reading the ancient poems, she began to read all kinds of 'backup lines' in Song Shuhang's voice.
"Aaaaah ~" The opening was four melodious screams of pretending to be dead.
Then …
"What is filial piety?
"What is love?
"Do you know the greatness of maternal love?"
This was the classic triple pregnancy question from the Scholarly Sage.
"If you don't know anything, why are you still here?"
Song Shuhang himself had forgotten when he had said this, but this voice was indeed his.
"I am Ba Song, 18 years old. Please advise me. If I have offended you in any way, why don't you come and hit me? "
This sentence was Jouko Hagi's voice, and it was unknown when it had been recorded by the virtuous lamia.
Song Shuhang: "…"
He felt that wasn't the lamia's repertoire a bit too rich? Not only him, but even Jouko Hagi's voice had been recorded? And weren't some of the lines a bit too hateful?
"You're dead, sinful human. Today, no one can save you! Anyone who is stained with the blood of the sea urchin warriors will become the common enemy of all the sea urchin warriors in the world. You can't escape, even if you run to the ends of the earth. Not only you, but even your family will be punished by the sea urchin warriors! You can't hide, you have no way to live! However, if you obediently cut off your head, I can spare the lives of your family! "
There were also the lines of the sea urchin warriors.
In the end, the virtuous lamia switched back to Song Shuhang's voice. "Little White, when your hair is long enough, marry me, okay …?"
Song Shuhang quickly jumped up and stretched out his hand to cover the mouth of the virtuous lamia.
F * ck, why did this line come out?
But it was too late … the lines were almost finished.
In the front, Doudou, who was driving the immortal boat, turned her head. "F * ck!"
She hadn't misheard, this was Song Shuhang's voice.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Heavens, I'm the one who wants to shout 'f * ck'.
"Among all the fellow daoists in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', you are the only one I admire, Shuhang!" Doudou said in admiration.
"No, it's not what you think," Song Shuhang said. "This line is actually Senior White's —"
Halfway through his sentence, he felt that something was wrong.
It seemed that the members of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' didn't know about the secret plot of Senior White's illusory reality where the young man in white clothes and a white horse had confessed to her.
If he were to tell them about this, would he be directly sent flying into the sun by a sword?
"Anyway, this line isn't my original line. I only repeated it at that time, and I almost lost my life. "Song Shuhang sighed deeply.
"I see." Doudou nodded. "That's right. Given your character, Shuhang, you definitely wouldn't say such a line."
It was Doudou's hypocritical reply.
"That's right," Song Shuhang said. "This kind of shameful line doesn't fit my style."
The virtuous lamia: "Ughhh ~"
Song Shuhang didn't dare to let her play any more lines. If she were to play some strange line again, his heart wouldn't be able to take it.
So, Song Shuhang forcibly summoned the virtuous lamia back and confined her, not letting her materialize. He only let her attach herself to him in the form of pure light of virtue.
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts, who was at the side, looked at the scene in front of her with a smile and didn't interrupt.
…
…
Under Doudou's control, the immortal boat returned to Earth.
When Doudou landed, she directly dove down, and didn't look at the landing spot.
When she landed, it seemed that there was an ocean below.
"Quiet Rain … No, wait." Song Shuhang thought of Li Bai in his mind, and then thought of (Quiet Night Thoughts).
"Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts, where are you going? Do you need me to send you to your destination? "Song Shuhang asked.
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts waved her hand, and said, "No, my destination is below. I originally wanted to go to the Pacific Ocean. In that case, let's say goodbye here. "
"See you next time!" She smiled and summoned her life-bound golden book again.
Then, she opened the window and jumped out of the car nimbly.
The golden book enlarged and supported her body.
She sat on the golden book and waved at Song Shuhang. "Goodbye."
Song Shuhang nodded, and said, "Goodbye."
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts asked, "Doudou, is the immortal boat still full of energy? Let's go back to China, "Song Shuhang asked again.
Doudou said, "Don't worry, as long as I don't activate the crazy escape mode, there will be no problem with the energy."
The immortal boat changed direction and headed back to China.
Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts sat on the golden book and watched the immortal boat go into the distance. She smiled, and said, "The next time we meet, it will be like the first time we met."
"Why do you have to do this?" Another voice came from her body, and it was Fairy Cheng Lin's voice.
"Actually, this plot of 'No matter what the young girl does, the man can never remember her. He has no idea how much effort the young girl has secretly put in for him 'is like a chapter in a tragic literature, it's really … irresistible. " Ye Si took out a tragic literature book, and her eyes lit up. "Not good, I seem to be enjoying it."
Fairy Cheng Lin, "…"
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