Song Shuhang searched for the keyword 'brain' in his mind.
Very soon, he thought of his pet, Lady Onion's green onion sprout.
One shouldn't look down on these green onion sprouts. Theoretically speaking, they were all Lady Onion's heads.
However, if Lady Onion's green onion sprout was given to Lady Chu Two, the latter would only eat it in one bite, and wouldn't put it on herself.
Obviously, the onion sprout was not a suitable ingredient.
In that case, aside from Lady Onion's green onion sprout, what other brains did he have in his Inner World?
Song Shuhang was in deep thoughts as he typed in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Saber Song One: "Let me ask you a very important question. If someone wants to twist my head off, what should I do? I'm waiting online, it's urgent. "
Three Waves: "Just beat him up. Is there even a need to consider such a thing?"
Su Clan's Ah Qi: "That goes without saying. Of course I'll twist his head."
"I think, since Shuhang asked this question in the group … I'm afraid Shuhang can't win against the other party?" Beihe Sanren analyzed calmly.
Senior Northern River was always so warm and considerate.
Tyrannical Saber Song One: "Yeah, I can't win. So, I'm asking, is there anything that can replace my head? "
"What's the other party's realm? Tian Tian and Tian Tian are nearby, do you need their help?" Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked.
Tyrannical Saber Song One: "At the level of a bigshot. In any case, I won't be able to win against him, and it won't be easy for me to escape either. Although I had a way to escape, there would be no turning back if I failed. That's why I'm trying to see if there are any other solutions. "
"Has Senior White returned yet?" Immortal Master Copper Trigram asked.
Saber Song One: "Okay."
Beihe Sanren: "…"
Fairy Lychee: "…"
Three Waves: "…"
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "…"
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "[Candle expression]."
Tyrannical Saber Song One: "Hey, seniors, don't act like I'm dead for sure. I felt like I could still be salvaged. Seniors, please help me think, is there anything that can replace my head? Or is there any way for me to grow a new head or something? "
"You're not a plant demon. It's not that easy for you to grow a brain. When you reach the Eighth Stage, you might have a chance to grow a new head with the help of Cheng Lin's Longevity Method, "Septuagint Seigun said.
Song Shuhang: "Is there any other way?"
"Yes," Great Huangshan was a good place to be.
The name was obviously Doudou. The name was taken from a fragment of the "Song of the Stupid Huangshan".
Great Huangshan was a good place. "Die once and resurrect again. Not to mention the head, even if it's crushed, it can grow back. "
"The problem is that Little Friend Song Shuhang has just been resurrected. Can he resurrect again in a short period of time?" Beihe Sanren asked.
I'm Lord Huangshan's Loyal Dog: "Shuhang, do I really need your head? Other people's heads won't work? Also, I've been wanting to say something since just now — that big shot is about to twist your head off, and you still have time to chat in the group? "
It was already incredible that the villains on TV would talk a bunch of nonsense before killing the main character … But now, that big shot was giving Song Shuhang time to chat in the group before twisting his head off. What was going on? Doudou couldn't figure it out.
"Eh? Is that Doudou? Who's that up there? "Song Shuhang asked in puzzlement.
Great Huangshan was a good place: "It's me, Dongfang Snow."
Song Shuhang: "…"
So it was Fairy Dongfang.
There were two Fairy Dongfangs in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'. One was Dongfang Six Fairies, who would crush a person's entire family if she said so. The other one was Fairy Dongfang Snow, who loved the "Song of the Stupid Huangshan".
Tyrannical Saber Song One: "For very complicated reasons, I and this big shot know each other. However, our relationship isn't that good. Now, she's a guest in my shop, waiting to twist my head after dessert. In addition, even if my head is twisted off, I'm afraid I won't be able to resurrect. At most, I'll become a headless horseman. "
Beihe Sanren said, "Their relationships are really messy."
Song Shuhang said, "In short, resurrection might not work. Moreover, the cooldown of my resurrection magical treasure isn't over yet. I just want to ask if there's anything or a way to replace my head before dessert comes, "Song Shuhang said.
Doudou continued, "Since you won't die, you don't have to worry. After becoming a headless horseman and practicing the 'Cheng Lin's Longevity Technique', maybe you'll be able to grow a head after mastering it. "
Song Shuhang: "Is there no other way?"
Beihe Sanren concluded, "There's no other way. After all, you can't beat her, and you're not strong enough."
At this time, a member of the Nine Provinces Number One Group who hadn't been online for a long time appeared.
Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark: "Hello, everyone. I'm finally connected to the Internet again! "
Three Waves: "Senior Skylark, are you alright?"
Skylark said, "I'm safe and sound. In a few days, I'll look for you to play. Unfortunately, Shuhang, you're not me. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a problem to cut off your head and give it to someone else. "
Fairy Skylark's old body and bone of eternity were still with Fatball.
As for the new her, she had escaped from the Demonic Tribulation Realm last time, but she had no idea where she had been teleported to. Today, she finally returned to the main world.
Song Shuhang said, "Fairy Skylark, don't mess around now. If you die now, you'll really die. "
After saying that, he finally remembered that he still had someone's head in his hands.
Hmm …
In his Inner World, there was a bunch of Skylark parts.
Among them was a head.
Because Fairy Skylark had the 'eternal' attribute, these parts were still 'active'.
However, because Skylark's parts were a big problem, they could attract a 'giant turtle of disaster' if they weren't careful. Therefore, when Song Shuhang was considering the suitable material for the head, he subconsciously ignored this pile of parts.
Tyrannical Saber Song One: "It might really work. Seniors, I'll give it a try. Thank you, Senior Skylark. Also, I might have to use a little of your power in a while, so please don't blame me. "
Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark: "???"
Tyrannical Saber Song One went offline.
Spirit Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi: "Song Qianbei, you can ask that senior if he's in a hurry or not. If he's not in a hurry to wring your head off, you can go find a magical beast called the 'Hydra' or a descendant of it. Then, use its blood to refine it into a pill. This pill is called the 'Six-Headed Pill'. After eating it, several heads will grow, and that senior can wring them to his heart's content. Our Spirit Butterfly Island has the pill refining method. "
However, Song Shuhang didn't see Jouko Hagi's words. He had already put away his phone.
Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark: "There's such a magical pill? Would the pill that grows out be the same as a normal head? "
Jouko Hagi said, "I haven't tried it before. I just know that my father has such a pill recipe."
Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark: "Then, after I meet with Thrice Reckless, I'll go to Spirit Butterfly Island. At that time, I'll talk to Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly and see if we can trade this pill recipe. I feel that this pill recipe is very suitable for me. "
…
…
In the dining hall.
Dessert was served.
Although Lady Chu Two was a little full, it wasn't a problem for her to eat some dessert.
Lady Chu Two asked, "Can I wring your head after eating?"
"Cough, Senior Chu. I just thought of something, "Song Shuhang said with a smile." Actually, I have a few relatively good heads in my hands. She's also a very beautiful fairy with long and thick hair like you, although it's long blue. More importantly, her head also has the aura of 'eternal'. Perhaps her head will be more suitable for you, Senior Chu. "
"Eternal?" Lady Chu Two raised her head and stared at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang said, "Yes, that's right. However, it's a little troublesome. Once that fairy's head appears in the main world, it will attract a kind of disastrous giant turtle. They will forcibly retrieve that fairy's head, "Song Shuhang said.
Lady Chu Two said, "It sounds troublesome, but I don't want it. I still want your head, "Pavilion Master Chu Two said.
Song Shuhang hurriedly said, "Senior Chu, you should at least give it a try first. I'll find a time to take you to see that fairy's head. What if you like it at first glance? "
Lady Chu Two licked the smoothie, raised her head, and said, "Okay, I'll give you a chance. Let's go see that fairy's head. If it's suitable, I won't wring your head off. If it's not suitable, I'll wring your head off. "
Song Shuhang was overjoyed. "Okay, no problem."
He was still very confident in Fairy Skylark's head — after all, it was a head with the aura of eternity. Even Fatball couldn't resist this temptation.
Lady Chu Two definitely wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of the aura of eternity either.
Lady Chu Two said, "We'll set off after eating."
Although she was very full, she had agreed to finish all the desserts, so she had to finish them.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior Chu, can you give me some time to prepare? Because the aura of eternity is quite special, I need to make some preparations before I bring that fairy's head to the main world. "
He couldn't directly bring Lady Chu Two to the Inner World … Lady Chu One's head was still there.
Therefore, he had to find a way to temporarily transfer Lady Chu One's head.
Or he had to find a way to transfer Skylark's head to the main world and avoid the 'disastrous giant turtle'.
Lady Chu Two said, "How long will it take?"
Song Shuhang thought for a moment, and said, "How about ten days?"
Ten days was relatively safe since his resurrection had come off cooldown. Even if Lady Chu Two wasn't satisfied with Skylark's head and wanted to wring it off, he would still be able to resurrect, so he would be more confident.
Lady Chu Two said, "It feels like it's taking too long. I'll give you five days. Pavilion Master Chu Two said, "I'll come back to you in five days."
After that, she poured all the smoothie into her mouth and chewed it. "I'll come back to you five days later. If it doesn't work, I'll wring your head off. "
After saying that, she stood up and kicked the air.
A spatial gate opened, and she got into it.
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