Song Shuhang forced himself to enter the dormitory and locked the door.
Perhaps there was only one such large Pekingese in the world — needless to say, the one in front of him was the Pekingese demon dog that had chased Demon Monarch Anzhi all over the world yesterday and had even ruthlessly bitten Demon Monarch Anzhi in the end.
As it turned out, the smaller the puppy, the cuter it was. Newborn puppies, even if they were mixed-breed dogs, were chubby and cute.
However, as long as the puppies grew up, most of them would become completely uncute. Even if it was a cute puppy breed like the Pekingese, when it grew to more than five meters long, it had nothing to do with being cute.
The Pekingese demon dog squatted on the ground, its tongue hanging out as it panted, just like a normal puppy. In fact, a demon dog of its level wouldn't be afraid of heat at all. Why was it sticking out its tongue?
In that instant, Song Shuhang thought of the Immortal Farming Sect's method of 'roaring at a large carnivorous demon dog,' Motherf * cker, come eat me if you have the guts! '.
Well, he wasn't an idiot, so he shouldn't do that.
"Hello." Song Shuhang braced himself and waved at the large Pekingese demon dog.
"Huff, huff, huff." The big Pekingese tilted its head and put on a look that might look very cute if it was shrunk by more than ten times.
"You can understand my words, right? I know that high-level demonic beasts have intelligence." Song Shuhang saw that this big demonic dog didn't have any intention of attacking him, and temporarily let out a sigh of relief.
The big Pekingese demon dog changed its angle and continued to tilt its head to act cute.
"You don't understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
This big demon dog definitely had intelligence, and it was no less than a human's. This could be seen from the 'mocking' expression in its eyes when it faced the Immortal Farming Sect members.
However, demon dogs were not humans after all, so there was no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it spoke in a sweet accent, or some other weird local accent? That's why you can't understand Mandarin?
So, when that Immortal Farming Sect disciple was courting death in front of the great demon dog, shouting 'Motherf * cker, come eat your father!', it didn't understand at all? That's why he spared those two Immortal Farming Sect disciples?
The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible.
Then … Should it be able to judge the meaning of a human's words through their expressions and tone?
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart skipped a beat. He thought of a joke he had seen not long ago.
Therefore, he smiled and said in a gentle tone, "Hello, is your mother a big monkey?"
After the Pekingese demon dog heard this, it stopped acting cute. It straightened its head and retracted its tongue. A playful expression appeared in its eyes again.
Then, it replied with a smooth Beijing accent, "Your mother is a gorilla! Woof! "
"…" Song Shuhang was speechless.
This big Pekingese demon dog was full of wicked interests!
After the big Pekingese demon dog finished speaking, it stuck out its tongue and panted heavily. When it saw the speechless expression on Song Shuhang's face, it even blinked its eyes.
Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes, and walked towards his bedroom. At the same time, he felt more at ease. This big demon dog would still joke with him. At least it wouldn't open its mouth and eat him, right?
When he arrived at his bedroom, the big Pekingese demon dog also followed him in.
"You, are you looking for me?" Song Shuhang thought for a long time, but still didn't know how to address this big Pekingese demon dog.
"Mm, I came to ask a few questions." The big Pekingese demon dog once again spoke in human language, "Have you been in contact with 'Medicine Master' recently?"
Song Shuhang's heart immediately became vigilant, thinking about how to answer.
"No need to deny it. In fact, a few days ago I smelled the scent of 'Medicine Master' on your body. Mm, yesterday I also smelled the scent of that Su girl on your body. Afterwards, there was also that fellow Su Clan's Ah Qi's scent. " The Pekingese demon dog reported the names of the cultivators that Song Shuhang had been in contact with recently as if it was counting its family treasures.
When Song Shuhang heard this, a light bulb went off in his mind.
"You're Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's precious big Pekingese demon dog that ran away from home?" He still remembered that when he first joined the group, the group members said that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was very busy those days, and that his family's precious big Pekingese demon dog had gone missing again.
At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the seniors in the group were all a group of chuunibyou, and thought that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's family's pet dog had gone missing.
Mm … looking at it now, it really was a pet dog. The Pekingese was a pet dog breed, so it was Huang Shan? The Jun Family's dog was a bit bigger.
"Woof." The big Pekingese demon dog tilted its head, a face full of annoyance. Don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see the annoyance on a dog's face, in any case, he just magically saw it.
"Yellow Mountain Zhenjun didn't bring you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously. Recently, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun had been appearing online, and he thought that the big Pekingese demon dog had already been found and brought back.
"Woof." The big Pekingese demon dog turned its head in another direction, and continued to snort angrily.
Song Shuhang sighed inwardly. Mm, with such a pet dog, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun must have had a hard time.
"So, why are you looking for me?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I want to find Medicine Master, to ask him for some pills to snack on." The big Pekingese demon dog continued to act cute. "So, I followed you yesterday, wanting to find Medicine Master. I followed and followed, all the way to the hospital. Then, I don't know which bastard released a gas bomb. I didn't pay attention and fell for it. It was so disgusting that I couldn't eat for a whole day. Woof woof! "
"…" Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. Could it be that he released the 'Stink Pill'?
"So, I want to ask you, where is Medicine Master now?" The big Pekingese demon dog asked.
"Senior Medicine Master seems to have something to do, and went to help a few friends with their illness. A few of his friends met with some problems when they were adventuring, and seemed to have lost their memories. So, Senior Medicine Master will only be back in a few days. If you're not in a hurry, you can come and find him a few days later. "Song Shuhang replied.
The big Pekingese demon dog thought for a while. "Alright, then I'll look for him a few days later. Finally, are you a new member of the Nine Provinces (1) Group? You're in contact with Medicine Master, and also with Su Clan's Ah Qi. But I've never seen you in the group before. "
Song Shuhang nodded. "Mm, I'm indeed a new member of the Nine Provinces (1) Group."
"That's good. Lend me your account for a while, can I chat for a while? Woof woof! "The big Pekingese demon dog immediately became excited, and its tail quickly wagged.
"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his small computer, and then looked at the five meter long giant Pekingese. With a light touch of its paw, his computer would be smashed into pieces, and then sent to the recycling bin, right?
"I can shrink!" Once it saw Song Shuhang's gaze, the big Pekingese demon dog immediately understood. Its body swayed lightly, and in the white light, it quickly became the size of a normal Pekingese.
At this size, it looked really cute?!
"How is it? Isn't my transformation handsome? Come come come, open the computer and log in. "The Pekingese demon dog happily bounced up and down.
"Alright." Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not log into the chat software on the desktop. Instead, he dug out an independent chat software backup from a folder in the E drive, and used it to log in.
Ever since the Altar Master incident, he had been even more careful with his identity as a 'cultivator', and had done all sorts of protection on the computer. He didn't dare to leave any login records on the computer, and used internet café mode. Every time he exited the login, the chat account's records would be automatically erased.
After entering the account password and logging into Soft Sky, he turned around and gave the computer to the big demon dog. He was still cautious. After all, whether or not the Pekingese was the one from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's house, was just a guess.
The Pekingese demon dog happily climbed onto the computer desk. It seemed that after becoming smaller, even its weight had decreased. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed long ago.
Then, it skillfully used its crawler to open the chat window of the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
Then, it brought up the five-stroke input method!
F * ck, it actually knows how to use the five-stroke input method? I always use pinyin! Song Shuhang thought to himself.
While he was thinking, the Pekingese demon dog had already typed a string of words on the keyboard, and its typing speed was very fast.
Nine Provinces (1) Group.
Great Pressure of Mt.Books: "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, Huangshan you big idiot! Come out, come out if you have the guts! "
Song Shuhang broke out in a cold sweat, and couldn't stop.
"?" Beihe Sanren was the first to reply. He sent a puzzled question: "Shuhang Little Friend?"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "…"
Great Pressure of Mt.Books: "Wahaha, I escaped again, how is it! Huangshan idiot! Come bite me! "
Song Shuhang silently looked at the Pekingese demon dog typing on the keyboard at lightning speed. If Senior Medicine Master saw this scene, he would definitely cry in the toilet!
Beihe Sanren: "…"
Roaming Monk Tong Xuan: "…"
Medicine Master: "…"
Then there was a row of seniors, ellipsis to maintain the formation.
Needless to say, they had already guessed the reason — Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's precious big demon dog ran away from home again. And for some reason, it even ran over to Song Shuhang's Little Friend's place, and used Song Shuhang's Little Friend account to chat online.
"Little Doudou, stop messing around." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun replied.
"Tsk, I'm messing around, what can you do about it? If you have a copy, come bite me, come bite me! "The Pekingese happily typed on the keyboard.
He had just sent this message.
[System Notification: (* * * * *) Great Pressure of Mt.Books has been muted by group owner Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for 1 day. ]
He was muted.
These few days, the number of times Yellow Mountain Zhenjun used the muting technique was more than last month, just thinking about it made him feel tired.
"F * ck, stupid Huangshan, you dare to mute me! Woof woof woof! "The Pekingese demon dog said angrily.
If I were Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, I would definitely mute you too. No, I would definitely consider whether or not to eat dog meat hotpot for dinner. Song Shuhang thought to himself.
— — No, wait a minute, this account is mine ah ah ah!
At this time, in the Nine Provinces (1) Group, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said: "Shuhang Little Friend, I'll have to trouble you to take care of little Doudou for a period of time. After I'm done with the matters here, in at most two months, I'll rush over to your place to pick it up. Before that … don't let little Doudou run away! "
Song Shuhang looked at the Pekingese demon dog, then looked at his own thin arms and legs. Take care of 'little Doudou'? He felt that this mission was hopeless.
The Pekingese demon dog turned its head and looked at Song Shuhang: "Woof woof, stupid Huangshan, how can this rookie take care of me?"
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