Unless, of course, this wasn't a good thing for Senior White …
At this thought, Song Shuhang couldn't help but panic.
Because of Senior White's heaven-defying luck, he was always able to skillfully avoid disasters that even he couldn't contend against.
For example, the incident in the world of the golden lotus of the scholarly faction.
Not long after Senior White suddenly left, the world of the golden lotus of the scholarly faction was attacked. Everyone, including Song Shuhang, was slaughtered by the ruler of the Netherworld, Fatball, over and over again.
They died again and again, and came back to life again and again.
For Song Shuhang, that was an unbearable memory. Every time he thought about it, he would have nightmares at night.
Could it be that a similar disaster will happen at the Immortal Feast this time? A disaster that even the Eighth Stage Xu Ansheng -level Senior White can't contend against? Song Shuhang subconsciously took out a small green flute.
It was the 'Thousand-Mile Sound-Transmitting Flute'. Through it, he could determine whether or not Senior White was still in secluded meditation. If Senior White was already in secluded meditation, she would leave a 'message', along with a detailed time limit.
However … this small green flute had a distance limit.
Song Shuhang's current location was very far from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's immortal cave.
"Song Qianbei, Senior White didn't pick up the phone?" Jouko Hagi asked.
Song Shuhang nodded. "If Senior White didn't come out of secluded meditation, then I'm afraid that this trip to the Immortal Feast will be fraught with misfortune."
Jouko Hagi immediately understood what Song Shuhang meant. After all, it was Senior White who was avoiding misfortune and seeking fortune.
"Song Qianbei, give Senior Huangshan a call and ask for the details," Jouko Hagi said.
Song Shuhang nodded, and then dialed Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's number.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's call was quickly connected.
But there was no reply from inside, only the sound of chewing.
"Hello, Senior Huangshan, how are you?" Song Shuhang said.
At this moment, a despicable voice was heard, "Hello to you, hello to me, hello to everyone. But I'm sorry, we don't want any gold shops, nor are we interested in participating in any activities, nor do we have any intention of investing in gold. Bye bye ~ ~ "
Doudou's voice.
After the Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's' Huangshan Ceremony 'was held, the leader of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect had given Doudou a pill that would allow it to condense a human form before advancing to the Fifth Stage.
Did Doudou successfully condense her human form?
Song Shuhang said, "Pea ~"
However, the other party had already hung up.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
He dialed Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's number again.
"Woof, buddy, your hand speed is pretty good. I haven't had time to blacklist you, and you're already calling to harass me. Believe it or not, I'll crawl along the phone line and f * ck you! "Doudou shouted.
"Doudou, don't make trouble. I have something to talk to Senior Huangshan about, "Song Shuhang hurriedly said. Doudou hung up the phone and then blacklisted him.
"…" Doudou said, "Who are you? Do we know each other? "
"It's me, Song Shuhang. Um … Ba Song, "Song Shuhang said.
Doudou must have forgotten the name Song Shuhang.
Thinking about it, her heart was quite stifled.
"Oh, Ba Song. Wait … F * ck you, it's you, Tyrannical Scholar! The one who made me pregnant for ten months as soon as I transformed into a human? Woof, even if you're the eighth-grade Xu Ansheng, I won't be afraid of you. Woof, may you have your period once a month, one month at a time. I've blacklisted you, goodbye forever, "Doudou shouted.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Smack ~ At this moment, a heavy beating sound came from the phone, as well as Doudou's screams.
"Since you've transformed into a human, don't squat on the chair when you're sitting. What a scandal!" Senior Huangshan's dignified voice sounded.
Then, Senior Huangshan took the phone. "Hello, it's Huangshan."
"Senior Huangshan, may I ask if Senior White is still in seclusion? I've called him, but he hasn't been picking up, "Song Shuhang said.
Senior Huangshan replied, "Yes, Fellow Daoist White is indeed still in seclusion. Why are you looking for him?"
"It's over … The Immortal Feast is about to start, but Senior White is still in seclusion. I'm afraid that there will be a disaster that even Senior White won't be able to resist, "Song Shuhang said.
Senior Huangshan's heart stirred when he heard this, but then he said, "However, the Immortal Feast will start tomorrow. Perhaps Fellow Daoist White will end his seclusion today."
"Stupid Huangshan, be careful. The person on the other side of the phone is Baoru Genmo. You might get pregnant when you talk to him. "Doudou's voice came from the phone.
Senior Huangshan said, "Ridiculous, how can there be such a thing in the world?"
"Baoru Genmo can make people pregnant with a glare. It's very possible that his voice can indirectly make people pregnant through sound waves," Doudou continued.
Senior Huangshan: "…"
"It's not like that, Senior Huangshan. It's the Scholarly Sage's eye that can make people pregnant, it has nothing to do with me, "Song Shuhang hurriedly explained.
Senior Huangshan said, "Then, Fellow Daoist Ba Song, I'll see you at the Immortal Feast."
Then, without even saying any polite words, Senior Huangshan quickly hung up the phone.
Before Senior Huangshan hung up, Song Shuhang vaguely heard Doudou's voice. "It's a strawberry-flavored contraceptive pill. Stupid, do you want one?"
Song Shuhang felt very tired.
If he didn't say Ba Song's name, no one would remember him. If he said Ba Song's name, no one would even dare to talk to him, for fear that they would get pregnant.
Jouko Hagi asked, "Song Qianbei, are we still going to the Immortal Feast?"
Song Shuhang: "There's no need to panic. It's better to wait for Big Scholar Blabbermouth to meet with us first, and then we can discuss it together."
With what happened in the world of the golden lotus as an example, if Senior White didn't come out of seclusion before the Immortal Feast began, he would have no choice but to give up on the Immortal Feast.
…
…
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire: "@ everyone, Fellow Daoists heading to the Immortal Feast, pay attention, Fellow Daoist White is still in seclusion, and there are no signs of her coming out. Fellow Daoists participating in the Immortal Feast, please think twice before you act. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Today is only the 6th, and the Immortal Feast is tomorrow, so there's no hurry. Maybe Senior White will come out in the afternoon. "
Most of the people in the Nine Provinces Number One Group had similar thoughts as Prince Phoenix Slayer.
Beihe Sanren: "Senior Huangshan, if Senior White hasn't woken up by the 7th, please inform everyone. Because of time constraints, we will first rush to the Immortal Feast venue and not enter. If Senior White wakes up before the Immortal Feast, we will enter with Senior White. "
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "Old Northern River's method is feasible. Seven and I have already gone to the Immortal Feast venue, and we will wait for everyone outside. "
Three Waves's second invitation to the Immortal Feast ultimately fell into the hands of Su Clan's Seven.
Song Shuhang silently looked at the chat in the group and nodded.
Song Shuhang said, "When the time comes, let's also go and meet the seniors in the group."
Senior White had spatial abilities, so if he ended his seclusion, he would be able to reach the Immortal Feast venue in minutes.
"Okay." Jouko Hagi's eyes lit up.
Her intuition told her that this time's Immortal Feast would be particularly interesting.
She had already begun to look forward to the arrival of the 7th.
Song Shuhang stretched. "A day's work is done in the morning. Let's go and practice first."
Jouko Hagi: "Hehe, Song Qianbei wants to practice with me? However, you can't use three body tempering techniques at the same time, you can only use one at most. "
Song Shuhang said, "No problem."
He stood up and stretched himself.
But when he stood up, he suddenly felt weak all over, his legs were sore, and his heart was palpitating.
This feeling surged up, and he almost lost his balance.
Jouko Hagi sensed that something was wrong with Song Shuhang, so she quickly reached out to support him. "Song Qianbei, what's wrong?"
"I don't know, I suddenly feel weak all over, my legs are sore, and my heart is palpitating," Song Shuhang frowned and said, "Not only that, I also have a feeling of 'uneasiness'."
He was inexplicably upset. If it weren't for his strong Daoist Heart, this feeling of uneasiness might have erupted.
Jouko Hagi: "…"
Why do these symptoms sound so familiar?
"Ouch ~ My lower abdomen still hurts a little," Song Shuhang said.
Jouko Hagi's eyes suddenly lit up, and she gently tapped her left palm with her right fist. "I see, I may know the reason."
"What reason?" Song Shuhang asked.
Jouko Hagi said in a low voice, "Song Qianbei, if I'm not wrong … your period is here."
"My period is abroad," Song Shuhang said subconsciously.
"No, I'm not talking about this period. I'm talking about the period that ordinary girls have once a month. I've experienced it before, "Jouko Hagi said shyly.
Song Shuhang: "…"
"I'm a man, Jouko Hagi," Song Shuhang said.
"But Song Qianbei, your symptoms are the symptoms of your period. Your body is weak, your heart is restless, your legs are weak, and your heart is palpitating. And then your lower abdomen is cramping … "Jouko Hagi said.
Song Shuhang: "…"
"I suspect that this is Doudou's curse!" Jouko Hagi said excitedly. "Just now, Song Qianbei, before you talked to Senior Huangshan, didn't Doudou curse you and say that she wishes you to have your period once a month? I suspect that Doudou has cursed you from afar. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
It sounded like it made sense.
But this was impossible. His two Sage Seals, 'Hegemon BaSong' and 'Baoru Genmo', were not to be trifled with. Ordinary curses couldn't be attached to him at all.
Moreover, he also had the virtuous lamia to protect him. The light of virtue could block most curses, filthy power, and evil spirits.
At this time, the gentle voice of White Dragon Sister sounded, "You seem to be about to give birth."
Song Shuhang: "…"
"To be precise, something in your dantian is about to give birth," the White Dragon Sister added, her voice neither fast nor slow.
Golden Elixir?
Song Shuhang immediately sank his consciousness into his dantian.
At this time, he saw that Golden Elixir was shaking vigorously. The armor on its body had already faded …
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