"The Scholarly Sage's eye, the Impregnating Gaze … I've only seen it in the records related to the scholarly faction. I didn't expect it to be so powerful." Septuagint Seigun had a look of despair on his face.
It was simply inhumane for a man to experience the feeling of being pregnant.
What kind of thoughts did the Scholarly Sage have back then to develop such a tragic magical technique?
The pain in his stomach was unbearable. Septuagint Seigun took out his phone and opened the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'. He wanted to see if he could find the fellow daoists in the group to comfort him.
At the start of the fight, he found that the members of the group were also wailing. Except for those who were closing up or in secret realms, everyone else was pregnant.
Senior Brother Three Realms sent a message using Great Master Profound Principle's account, "Seniors, even our temple's Little Guoguo is pregnant. It's simply cruel — Three Realms."
"When I was pregnant, I lost my grip on the steering wheel and hit someone, running over a group of people … Fortunately, I was driving in my own sect, and the people I ran over were my own people. I'm currently dealing with the scene of the car accident. Fortunately, no one died. "Dongfang Six Fairies sent a [Despair] emoji.
Daluo Sect's True Monarch Rain Moon: "It hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great. In particular, the scene of my Daluo Sect's senior brothers and junior brothers getting pregnant together was simply wonderful. I really want to invite 'Baoru Genmo' to our Daluo Sect to give a lecture. "
"Damn, Senior White is still closing up. I really want to see Senior White pregnant, "said I'm Little White Crane at the Edge of the Earth's End.
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "The scholarly faction is taking this opportunity to organize a lecture on the 'Filial Piety Chapter'. After all, the 'Impregnating Gaze' was originally meant to be a part of the 'Teaching Piety Chapter'. However, the feeling of pregnancy is truly inhumane. [Despair looking at the sky]. "
Fairy Lychee: "What I want to know is how Medicine Master and Purple Mist are doing. Were Medicine Master and Purple Mist in the middle of dual cultivation? Hehehe. "
"Mother Lychee, don't laugh at others. Did you take a selfie when you were pregnant? With your personality, you must have taken a beautiful picture, right? Send it to the group so that we can take a look. "Frice Reckless Mad Saber said.
Fairy Lychee: "Is fellow daoist Ah Qi still at Thrice Reckless's house? Kill Thrice Reckless ~"
"I just finished chopping. Let's rest for a while." Su Clan's Ah Qi said coolly, "Speaking of which, I seemed to have recalled a junior that I had 'forgotten' for a moment. I vaguely remember that it should be Su Clan's Ah Shih? "
"Hehe, Ah Qi is such a weakling. After getting pregnant, he was in so much pain that he hovered between life and death. He didn't recover for a long time. Unlike me, who can still jump around even though I'm pregnant. If I wasn't in the wrong, I would have taught Ah Qi a lesson while I was pregnant, "Three Waves said proudly.
Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire: "Can you not mention the pregnancy? Whenever I mention this, my stomach hurts. "
Dongfang Snow: "Senior Huangshan, how do you look when you're pregnant? Do you look handsome? Recently, I've been learning how to compose songs. I'm going to compose a song called 'Huangshan's Pregnancy Song' for you. "
Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire: "…"
Give everyone back the quiet and scholarly Fairy Dongfang Snow from before!
After reading the chat history in the group, Septuagint Seigun felt a lot better.
When he found out that everyone was pregnant, in pain, and in despair, he suddenly felt more at ease.
The human heart was sometimes so wonderful.
At this time, Goddess Liuxiu suddenly said gently, "Septuagint."
Septuagint Seigun: "Yes, I'm here."
"Can we not have children in the future? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, after a few hundred years, when the shadow in my heart is less, can we have a child? "Goddess Liuxiu said with tears in her eyes.
Septuagint Seigun immediately said gently, "Of course, there's no problem. We cultivators have a long lifespan, and our goal is to reach the Immortal Realm. We don't need children. If we really want children, we can accept a few cute disciples. "
Goddess Liuxiu smiled happily.
Septuagint Seigun turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Should he start a discussion in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and the topic would be: 10,000 Ways to Kill Ba Song's Demon Sage?
×××××
On the stone plaza.
In the blink of an eye, all the demon cultivators gathered together and shrank ten meters away from Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Shiliu, and Jouko Hagi were isolated to one side.
"About that, the speech was an accident. Actually, my eyes don't have that function, trust me. If you don't believe me, look at my eyes, I really won't get pregnant, "Song Shuhang explained.
On the opposite side, all the cultivators and demons shook their heads frantically. Everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to look at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "…"
The Demon Sage Speech and the Demon Sage Speech were destined to become a dark history in his life that could never be erased.
Should he go back to the Wielder's small black room for a few more years, and let the world completely forget about him before coming out again?
Time passed little by little.
From a door in the center of the plaza, new members would enter from time to time.
These members also came from all over the world, and there were people of all kinds of cultivation systems.
After the newcomers came in, they saw the two camps in the plaza at a glance. On one side was a group of fellow daoists gathered together, and on the other side was a young man and two women.
Strange, are these three humans very powerful?
The newcomers looked at Song Shuhang curiously … Then, the name 'Baoru Genmo' emerged in their minds.
"Ba … Baoru Genmo!" The newcomers subconsciously reached out and hugged their bellies, their voices trembling.
Obviously, the newcomers who came in later had all heard the 'Demon Sage Speech', and had been hit by the strange light of the Scholarly Sage's eye, becoming pregnant on the spot.
As a result, these newcomers lowered their heads and quietly squeezed into the large crowd. Their gazes fell to the ground, not daring to look at Song Shuhang.
On average, the title 'Ba … Tyrannical Scholar' would sound once every one or two minutes.
Song Shuhang's heart felt stifled.
An hour later.
For Song Shuhang, this hour was longer than a day.
In the center of the plaza, the door finally closed.
Then, a loud and clear bell rang out.
In the center of the plaza, the altar began to collapse.
In the center of the collapsed altar, a huge passage was revealed.
The tiger monster happily said, "We're out, it's the path of the trial."
After the path of the trial opened, they could enter. They would be able to avoid Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar!
Staying in the same plaza as Baoru Genmo and breathing the same air as him, they felt great psychological pressure.
If Baoru Genmo could make someone pregnant with a glare, then maybe the breath he breathed could also make someone pregnant?
Therefore, from the beginning to the end, the tiger monster had been holding its breath. It would only take a breath if it really could not hold it anymore.
After the [path of the trial] opened, the members in the plaza hurriedly stood up and walked toward the passage.
However, all the members in the plaza did not rush forward in a chaotic manner. Instead, they lined up and entered the passage.
At the front was a monk in white.
After standing in front of the passage, he took a deep breath, put his palms together, and bent down to take off his shoes before putting them away. Then, he stepped into the passage barefoot.
Following behind the monk was a green-clothed elf. They were the kind of elves with pointy ears in Western fantasy movies … Their bodies were formed by cultivating a special kind of plant.
The elf in green also took off her shoes, revealing her small, white feet, and stepped into the passage with a determined expression.
Just as the elf in green was about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly stepped out of the void.
The figure was covered in a sheet, revealing only his head.
"We're finally here, the path of the trial. A mystic realm that only opens once every hundred years, this is a good place for me to do business. "The figure smiled.
The elf in green frowned slightly and uttered a string of foreign language to the man wrapped in the sheet.
"Little girl, don't be afraid. I have no intention of cutting in line. I'm just a merchant, and I'm here to do business. You're going to enter the path of the trial, right? I have a 'skin cream' here. When you finish the 'path of the trial', you'll definitely be able to use it. It can heal the injuries on your feet and remove the dead skin on your feet. Even if you have 'unhealable scars' on the path of the trial, after applying my skin cream, the scars will be erased. Little girl, your little feet are so cute, so it's obvious that you take good care of them. If such beautiful feet were to be injured on the 'path of the trial', leaving behind an unhealable scar, wouldn't it be a pity? "The man wrapped in the sheet smiled.
The elf in green raised her eyebrows. "So it's you. I've heard my mother mention you before, the man wrapped in a sheet who specializes in selling products to people on the path of the trial. Although the product is very effective, it will affect the effect of our path of the trial. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the trial is over! "
"Little girl, buying and selling is also about fate. If you miss it, there won't be another chance, "the man wrapped in the sheet said mysteriously.
Then, he turned his gaze to the cultivators and demons behind him. "You can call me the 'Almighty Merchant'. Before entering the path of the trial, if there's anything you want to buy, you can come to me to buy it. The price is affordable, and I have a hundred years of reputation. "
"Almighty Merchant, why are you here?" Song Shuhang called out.
The Almighty Merchant turned his head stiffly and saw Song Shuhang.
Damn it, I'm so unlucky to run into this jinx again.
The Almighty Merchant rolled up the sheet, dived into the 'passage', and disappeared.
Song Shuhang: "…"
Jouko Hagi: "The Almighty Merchant is hiding from you, Song Qianbei."
Everyone in the square looked at Song Shuhang with even more fear.
This Almighty Merchant, who was clearly an unfathomable big shot, was actually scared away by Baoru Genmo. The Impregnating Eye, even the Almighty Merchant couldn't stop such a powerful big shot?
Thus, the people in the square sped up into the passage.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Shiliu, and Jouko Hagi were at the end of the line.
"Let's go in too," Su Ashiliu said.
She bent down and took off her shoes and socks, revealing her dainty and adorable feet.
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