Zhou Li laughed, and said, "Don't worry, we're already prepared! Dugu Bai is delusional if he wants to kidnap me! Doudou, don't worry. With me, Zhou Li, around, you'll definitely be able to get married with peace of mind. "
After getting Doudou married, it would have its own home and would no longer run away from home. Then, he wouldn't have to follow Doudou and clean up after it anymore.
This way, he would have enough time to date Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan. Just thinking about it made him feel very happy.
Doudou, even if I have to risk my life today, I'm going to marry you off. Then, you'll be happy in the future … and so will I!
Zhou Li was indeed prepared, and all the attacks were firmly blocked by him and the members he had arranged.
As long as he blocked them for a while, the Nine Provinces Number One Group and Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's friends in the immortal boat would arrive, and they would be able to capture the guy alive in minutes!
"Wedding kidnapping?!" Jouko Hagi suddenly became spirited.
This kind of plot that could only be seen in movies, and she didn't expect to experience it now.
Jouko Hagi excitedly said, "Song Qianbei, Song Qianbei, did you hear that? It's a wedding kidnapping!"
Song Shuhang: "…"
He had just heard Zhou Li say the name 'Dugu Bai'. If he remembered correctly, Dugu Bai should be Fairy Fleeting Life's disciple, right?
So, he really came out to cause trouble.
But if Dugu Bai wanted to kidnap a wedding, why didn't he kidnap Fairy Fleeting Life, but instead ambush Doudou? What was going on in this guy's head?
"Speaking of wedding kidnapping, I suddenly thought of an interesting piece of news." Su Ashiliu said, "Not long ago, someone made a scene on the Internet to kidnap the bride, but the person he kidnapped was very surprising."
"I know about this news. Everyone thought that he was going to steal the bride, but he stole the groom instead. Is that right?" Jouko Hagi said.
"No, in the video I saw, the bride was snatched away by a woman."
"…" Song Shuhang sighed. "What kind of news are you two watching? Isn't there any normal news about marriage snatching?"
"Yiyiya ~ Yiyiya ~ Stupid ~" Fairy Creation said.
Jouko Hagi: "That's because news nowadays has to be focused on the highlights and stand out from the masses. Men snatching women and women snatching men was nothing new. Men robbing men and women robbing women will attract people's attention. "
"A dog biting a man isn't news anymore. A man biting a dog is news," Su Ashiliu said.
Jouko Hagi added, "Even when a person bites a dog is no longer news, we have to look for deeper and more explosive news. For example, a man and a dog biting each other, or a man chasing a dozen dogs and biting them. "
"So, it can't be blamed on us?" Su Ashiliu said.
Song Shuhang felt that he couldn't refute it.
"He's coming, Song Qianbei, a bride snatcher is about to rush in front of us!" Jouko Hagi said.
Su Clan's Shiliu: "You handle the first half, you deal with him."
"Leave it to me. I've already thought about the plot and how to deal with the bride snatcher." Jouko Hagi promised.
Song Shuhang was a little uneasy. "What are you going to do?"
"Of course, we're going to refuse him. After all, we have to ensure the success of Doudou's wedding. Although the plot of the bride snatching is also very exciting … "Jouko Hagi said.
While they were talking, a Big Beard passed through the defenses arranged by Zhou Li and successfully rushed in front of Doudou.
"Come with me, puppy!" Big Beard said.
"Scumbag, go with you? In your dreams!" Jouko Hagi said seriously.
Big Beard: "Scumbag?"
"You bastard, when I decided to get married, you still came to ruin my wedding. If you wanted to snatch the wedding, why didn't you come earlier? Before the wedding, there was so much time, you had more time to fulfill your promise with me. But now, when I decided to get married, you appeared in front of me, appeared in my world … Give up, Dugu Bai, I won't leave with you, never! "Jouko Hagi seriously said the lines that she got from who knows where.
As she said it, she was moved by the lines and stretched out her paw to wipe the corners of her eyes.
This line was really good.
"What?" Big Beard was dumbfounded.
— — time was precious, and he didn't want to listen to this puppy's long-winded speech. He wanted to directly grab the puppy, but his hand couldn't touch this pekingese.
The other party's body was covered in a layer of golden light. This layer of light was like an absolute defense, making it impossible for Big Beard's hand to touch Doudou. It was the virtuous lamia. She had been guarding Song Shuhang and Doudou's physical body.
"Eh? Wasn't my line touching? "Jouko Hagi asked.
"Jouko Hagi, I think you might have made a mistake," Song Shuhang said. "This Big Beard isn't Dugu Bai. Dugu Bai isn't this ugly."
Jouko Hagi: "What?"
This was awkward.
Big Beard: "…"
"Moreover, the person Dugu Bai is looking for isn't Doudou, but his master," Song Shuhang said.
"Then who is this Big Beard, and why is he here?" Jouko Hagi asked.
Song Shuhang: "Perhaps he's Dugu Bai's companion?"
"In that case, let's change the line," Jouko Hagi said.
While Big Beard was struggling to break through the golden light, Jouko Hagi said again, "Go, Big Beard. Tell Dugu Bai that I am not fated to be with him in this life. Tell him to forget about me, that I'm a bad woman. "
"Excuse me?" Big Beard was dumbfounded.
Who the hell was Dugu Bai? He didn't know about it at all.
[Song Qianbei, this Big Beard doesn't even seem to know about Dugu Bai. Did you make a mistake again?] Jouko Hagi yelled.
Song Shuhang: [If it's not Dugu Bai, then who are these wedding kidnappers?]
At this moment, Zhou Li's voice came, "Hahahaha, Mr. Dugu Bai, just give up, you won't have a chance. Seniors, please lend me a hand and take down all these wedding kidnappers! "
"F * ck, I didn't even have time to crash the wedding, okay?" At this moment, a voice came from afar.
It was Dugu Bai. He stood up and said angrily to Zhou Li, "The wedding kidnappers have nothing to do with me! I didn't even have time to act! I'm not going to take the blame anymore! "
Dugu Bai decided to give up on plan A.
This wedding kidnapper team that appeared out of nowhere had completely messed up his plan. Now, even if he led the team and rushed forward, with Zhou Li now prepared, he couldn't secretly replace Doudou according to plan A.
One shouldn't be afraid of a god-like opponent, but one should be afraid of a pig-like teammate. Where did this wedding kidnapper team come from?
After giving up on plan A, Dugu Bai took the initiative to step forward and start to carry out plan B.
Zhou Li looked at Dugu Bai and was stunned.
'F * ck, Dugu Bai hasn't had time to crash the wedding yet, so who's the wedding kidnapper now?'
At this moment, on the edge of the golden platform, a guy dressed as an assassin rushed at Big Beard and said angrily, "Idiot, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and take that dog away!"
"Big Brother, this dog is protected by the Light of Virtue, I can't take it away," Big Beard replied.
"Damn, who can tell me why a dog has such a powerful Light of Virtue?" the guy dressed as an assassin shouted.
Zhou Li: "I know, but I won't tell you. Coward, eat my chain! "
Two strange chains were summoned by Zhou Li, and they swept towards the assassin and Big Beard.
On the edge of the golden platform, there was an inescapable net that Zhou Li had set up. Even if Doudou didn't have the Light of Virtue on her, Big Beard wouldn't be able to leave the platform.
In the next moment, both Big Beard and the assassin were tied up.
"Who are you?" Zhou Li asked in a low voice. If Big Beard wasn't on Dugu Bai's side, then where was this guy, and why did he want to crash the wedding?
"Who we are isn't important. Do you think you've won just because you tied us up? Naive, "the guy in the shadows said.
Big Beard: "Plan A failed, execute plan B!"
In this day and age, if you wanted to do something big, you'd have to prepare a series of ABCD plans.
"Damn, we're executing plan B so soon? Who was the one who planned plan A? It's like sh * t. It failed so quickly, "one of the wedding crashers said with dissatisfaction.
Then, under the confused gazes of Zhou Li and Fairy Lychee who just arrived, all the wedding crashers reached for their eyeballs.
Pairs of bloody eyes were gouged out.
Even the eyes of the assassin and the bearded man were popping out of their sockets.
All the eyeballs converged on their own.
Finally, a huge eye was formed right above Big Beard's head.
This huge eye seemed to be made out of flames, and it burned fiercely. Within the flames, one could clearly see a crimson pupil.
[An eyeball again?] Song Shuhang's heart skipped a beat. Recently, he had encountered a few incidents related to eyes, and each time, it didn't end well.
What was the origin of this flaming eyeball?
At the same time, the wedding crashers who had gouged out their eyes screamed, and their bodies turned into ashes, including the bodies of Big Beard and the assassin.
Immediately afterward, a soul-like thing soared into the sky from the bodies of all the wedding crashers and flew towards the huge flaming eyeball.
"Haha, you forced us to use plan B, you're dead. Originally, we only wanted to snatch this puppy, but now, all of you are going to die. "Big Beard's soul laughed proudly.
After laughing, he also soared into the sky, preparing to enter the flaming eyeball.
But at this moment, a golden arm grabbed Big Beard's' soul '.
It was the virtuous lamia.
After she grabbed Big Beard's' soul ', she turned to face Doudou's body. In her body, Chixiao Sword tacitly dubbed for her. "Shuhang, ferry them!"
Ferry them? But I'm not in my own body right now, can I still use the soul ferrying technique?
Big Beard angrily said, "Let me go!"
Song Shuhang immediately took over control of Doudou from Jouko Hagi's hands.
Then, he tried to use the soul ferrying technique, stretched out his paw towards Big Beard, and recited the Ksitigarbha's Soul Ferrying Scripture.
For a moment, Doudou's body exuded a feeling of great compassion and wisdom.
Big Beard shouted, "Idiot, I'm not a ghost, how are you going to ferry me?"
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