Smash it!
In fact, when he saw the words' Please skip to step 9 ', Song Shuhang already had a bad premonition in his heart. At the same time, he mentally prepared himself for Slow-Witted Song's prank.
But when he saw step 9, blue veins popped up on his forehead, and he wished he could smash the scroll.
His mental preparation, the will of a cultivator, and the will of steel were all reduced to ashes when he saw this sentence. At this time, there was only one thought in his mind … he wanted to catch Slow-Witted Song and tear him to shreds.
If he was lucky enough to become an Immortal one day, he would definitely find Slow-Witted Song and put him together with Senior Thrice Reckless so that he could experience what it felt like to be 'played around'.
No, it wasn't appropriate.
If Slow-Witted Song and Senior Thrice Reckless were placed together, the two of them might destroy the world.
Therefore … it was better to tie him to Senior Creation's concert and let him live with Dharma King Creation's singing every day. It would be best if he could ask Dharma King Creation to create a customized background music for Slow-Witted Song and set it as his alarm clock so that Slow-Witted Song would be woken up by his own background music every morning.
"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath," Song Shuhang said softly as he opened the scroll once again.
The nearby sea turtle looked at Song Shuhang with a compassionate gaze.
Song Shuhang kept reading.
[Step 4: Empty.]
[Step 5: Still empty.]
[Step 6: Empty again. Leave enough space to prevent any accidents.]
[Step 7: If you came back from Step 9 and have completed Steps 1, 2, and 3 … then, congratulations, you have reached the state of 'Hidden Literary Ink in the Chest Is Like a Valley, Poetry in the Abdomen Is Naturally Magnificent'. Go to the scholarly faction and find a teacher. The (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) isn't suitable for you.]
"…" Song Shuhang.
[Step 8: If you insist on reading this step, don't you want to hit me? Come, hit me! Let's hurt each other! I like to see your expressions when you want to hit me but can't.]
Song Shuhang skimmed through these steps in a single glance, reading ten lines at a time.
However, no matter how quickly he glanced through it, with the powerful eyesight and memory of a cultivator, the contents were still firmly imprinted in Song Shuhang's mind.
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. Slow-Witted Song had survived from ancient times until now without being beaten to death. His luck was definitely not much weaker than Senior White's.
Because if his luck was too bad, he would have been beaten to death a long time ago.
Senior Thrice Reckless had a bottom-line when it came to courting death — he couldn't be reckless more than three times. Although Senior Three Reckless would unknowingly go overboard.
As for Slow-Witted Song, he had no bottom line when it came to seeking death.
At this time, the Great Northern Emperor on the screen suddenly said, "Let's start from Step 44. Slow-Witted Song claimed that the number of times he sought death every day was limited to 44. The 45th step is the real content. "
Song Shuhang said, "Emperor, you could have told me earlier."
The Great Northern Emperor elegantly wiped the corners of his mouth. "While I was translating and writing down the contents of this decoding scroll, I had a total of 24 impulses to beat Slow-Witted Song up. I hope that Little Friend Song Shuhang can understand this impulse as well. "
The sea turtle said, "It's better to be happy together than to be happy alone."
Song Shuhang: "…"
According to the Great Northern Emperor's instructions, Song Shuhang directly skipped to Step 45.
At the same time, Song Shuhang said, "Emperor, when I master this technique, let's go catch Slow-Witted Song and give him a good beating."
"In the ancient Heavenly City alone, there were more than a dozen fellow daoists who said the same thing to me." The Great Northern Emperor smiled slightly. "However, among those, the number of fellow daoists who got what they wanted in the end was less than two digits. The reputation of being the best at escaping in the Heavenly City is not for nothing. "
Song Shuhang raised his head and silently looked at the sky.
…
…
[Step 45: Congratulations, you've persisted until this step without tearing the scroll. Fellow Daoist, I admire the firmness of your will. Only cultivators with an iron will are qualified to open the treasure and enjoy the fruits of victory. Now, let's get to the main point — if you've obtained the secret book passed down from generation to generation from the 'All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family' organization and comprehended the secret text of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) from it … Then, you've already succeeded one-third of the way.
Now that you've obtained the decoding scroll and have persisted until Step 45, you've succeeded two-thirds of the way.
Finally, there's one more thing you're missing — the 'vice book' that you need to decode the scroll. The decoding scroll recorded the method to decode the secret text. During the deciphering process, you need to translate the 'secret text' sentence by sentence according to the content of the 'vice book'.
This' vice book 'was very widespread. In the universe, there was a mysterious human organization hidden in many worlds that weren't dominated by humans. Yes, it was called 'All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family'. You need to go to this mysterious human organization and obtain the secret book passed down from generation to generation, which is the original copy of the 'vice book'. As for how you can comprehend the content of the 'vice book' from it, it will depend on your luck.
Next, please look at Step 46, which records the detailed 'decoding method'.]
After reading this much, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the sky again.
He felt that Slow-Witted Song was designing a treasure hunting game. He divided the treasure into three parts, and then sent out the clues. After that, he hid in the dark and watched people busily search for the treasure.
After sighing, he continued to read and memorized the 'decoding method' recorded in Step 46.
After finishing Step 46, there was still Step 47.
[Step 47: Actually, I've established a 'nameless' sect somewhere in the main world, and they have the complete inheritance of the Divine Beast Department. You've worked hard to find the three clues in the universe, and you've managed to collect the complete version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique). However, the nameless sect has the complete version of the cultivation technique. What do you think? Are you excited to hear this news? Do you want to vomit blood?]
Song Shuhang sighed.
Unfortunately, the inheritance of the 'Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect 'has also been broken. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had to work so hard to collect the inheritance of the Divine Beast Department.
[Step 48: Since you've persisted until this step, I'll tell you another piece of information. The (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) that you've worked hard to collect and decode is the old 1.9 version of the cultivation technique. There are many imperfections in this version, and everyone in the Divine Beast Department has already switched to the latest version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique), version 2.0. What do you think? Are you excited?]
Song Shuhang: "…"
I have 10,000 'small f * ckers' here, and I want to combine them into a 'big f * cker' for you.
[Step 49: Skip ~ Let me skip this step. I want to complete it.]
[Step 50: But you don't have to worry. The old 1.9 version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) can be upgraded to version 2.0. As long as you can find the 'cultivation technique upgrade package' and follow the contents of the upgrade package, you'll be able to perfectly upgrade the cultivation technique without affecting your cultivation or realm. Moreover, there won't be any sequelae. You deserve to have the 2.0 cultivation technique upgrade package. Do you want to upgrade it? Do you want to get the latest version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique)? If you want it, you can go look for it. I placed the upgrade package in the dirtiest place of the Divine Beast Department. You know what I mean. This place is very sturdy, and as long as you have the heart, you'll definitely be able to find it.]
The long process of decoding the scroll was finally over.
Song Shuhang: "…"
The dirtiest place of the Divine Beast Department was the 'septic tank' palace that Daozi gave him. However, he had used the secret appraisal technique to appraise the palace, but there was no 'upgrade package' inside.
Song Shuhang pondered.
The sea turtle asked, "Are you done?"
Song Shuhang nodded.
"Do you want to vent? There is a training room on the right side of the Palace of Winter. You can go there and punch and kick the training stone to vent your anger, "the sea turtle said thoughtfully.
Song Shuhang said, "No, thank you, Senior Turtle. I can still resist this impact with my willpower. "
He was a man who had once been planted alone on the top of a mountain for hundreds of years. Both his willpower and willpower were terrifyingly strong.
The sea turtle said, "Don't hold it in. If you hold it in for too long, I'm afraid that you won't be able to get over it. "
Song Shuhang said, "Don't worry, Senior Turtle. I'm really fine. "
After that, he took out the 'All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family' secret book that he had copied.
Song Shuhang said, "This secret book hides the decoding scroll, the 'copy'. As long as I can read the 'copy', I'll be able to directly translate the complete version of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique)."
The sea turtle asked, "How do you read it?"
Song Shuhang said solemnly, "According to the information I received, this secret book, '300 Ways to Better Live in the Beast Realm', needs to be practiced together with the Human Alliance's' World Destroying Divine Beast Great Destruction Technique 'in order to read it."
The sea turtle said, "Then why don't you try it?"
Song Shuhang shook his head. "I don't know the 'World Destroying Divine Beast Great Destruction Technique'."
The sea turtle said, "Then let's go back to the Black Horse Branch and find someone to try it?"
Song Shuhang said, "I have already tried … There is a Great Master Turtle in the Black Horse Branch. Previously, he used the 'World Destroying Divine Beast Great Destruction Technique' in front of me while using the Human Alliance's secret book, but nothing abnormal happened. "
Great Master Turtle failed to read the copy.
So, which part of the plan went wrong?
At this time, the Great Northern Emperor said on the screen, "I'm going to eat."
Song Shuhang said, "Goodbye, Senior North."
The Great Northern Emperor said, "OK, I'll go offline to eat right away. By the way, is there anything special about the 'World Destroying Divine Beast Great Destruction Technique'? "
"What's special about it? By the way, this technique seems to allow the cultivator to replace the functions of 'spirit beasts', and it can be used together with the 'Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique ', "Song Shuhang said.
The Great Northern Emperor waved his hand. "So, you might as well try it again. Alright, I'm going to eat. See you later. "
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