"But it doesn't matter. Because of my terrible memory, Lady Chu specially engraved an array on my umbrella. It allows me to go home with one click. Once I get home, I'll know how to get to Time City. Senior Ba Song, don't worry. "Daoist Umbrella pointed to his umbrella, which had a complicated array on it.
Song Shuhang: "…"
"Come on, Senior Ba Song. Come home with me." With that, Daoist Umbrella reached out and pressed his hand on the umbrella, activating the array.
The next moment, a shining spatial door appeared in front of the two of them.
Judging from its luster and aura, it was Lady Chu's spatial door.
At this time, Song Shuhang didn't know from which angle to ridicule.
Daoist Umbrella enthusiastically led Song Shuhang into the spatial door.
On the other side of the spatial door was an ordinary bamboo building. This was Daoist Umbrella's home, a building with the aura of the Clearwater Pavilion.
"Senior Ba Song, would you like to be a guest in my cave abode? It's been a long time since I had a guest. "Daoist Umbrella looked expectantly at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang sighed. "It won't be too late to be a guest after I return from Time City."
Who knew when Daoist Umbrella would forget about him. It would be best if he could get a detailed map of the Clearwater Pavilion from Daoist Umbrella.
Daoist Umbrella said, "That's true. Senior Ba Song, wait for me in the house. I have a map here. If I forget about it later, you can use the map to get to Time City. "
"Okay." Song Shuhang nodded. From the looks of it, even if Daoist Umbrella's memory was terrible, his ability to handle matters was pretty good.
Song Shuhang entered the bamboo building and sat down on a chair.
Ye Si showed no signs of waking up, so Song Shuhang temporarily sent her into the Inner World.
"I'll go upstairs to get the map. Senior Ba Song, please wait a moment." Daoist Umbrella went upstairs.
Looking at his disappearing figure, Song Shuhang was a little worried … What if this guy went upstairs, forgot about him and went to sleep upstairs?
I'll wait for him for a while. If he doesn't come down after a long time, I'll go upstairs to look for him.
But this time, Daoist Umbrella did not forget.
He soon came down from upstairs.
"Here, Senior Ba Song. This is the map to Time City from my home. With this, even if I forget something later, it won't affect your business. "Daoist Umbrella handed over a crumpled ball of paper.
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched as he took the ball of paper.
Fellow Daoist Umbrella, please treat Mister Map well. Maps were meant to be seen, not rolled into a ball and played with.
Sighing, Song Shuhang unrolled the paper ball.
However, what he saw was not a map, but a letter written in the language of the Ancient Era.
Dumbfounded, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at Daoist Umbrella. "Where's the map?"
Then, he saw that Daoist Umbrella's eyes were glazed over as he stared at him. Daoist Umbrella suddenly asked, "Fellow Daoist, who are you? Why are you in my house? Eh … It's Senior Tyrannical Song? Senior, are you here as a guest? That's great, I haven't had any guests in a long time. I'll go make some tea for you right away. "
After saying that, Daoist Umbrella quickly ran upstairs to make some tea.
Song Shuhang: Damn it. Again?
In addition, Song Shuhang was very suspicious of what Daoist Umbrella had said about not having any guests in a long time. Even if there were guests, he probably wouldn't remember them.
After heaving a sigh, Song Shuhang looked at the letter again.
The words were written in the language of the Ancient Era. Song Shuhang was illiterate in the language of the Ancient Era, so he didn't know much about it.
In the future, when I have time, I'll definitely study the language of the Ancient Era. I refuse to be illiterate, and I'll start by studying hard.
Just as he was about to put the letter away, a faint light suddenly flashed on the letter. After the light faded, it had the same effect as the scriptures of the Sages that he had seen in the Confucian School. The words on the letter had the attribute of 'simultaneous translation'.
Song Shuhang understood the meaning of these words.
×××××
To the ever-youthful and beautiful Lady Chu:
Hello, are you still holed up in the Clearwater Pavilion today and unwilling to come out?
Below is the text.
First of all, congratulations on finally reaching the Ninth Stage Realm. You are as strong as I thought. No matter how scary your inner demons are, they won't be able to stop your faith.
When I saw your divinity show last time, I was so moved that I cried. I even shed the hundredth tear of my life. You should know that out of these hundred tears, more than ninety came from being beaten up. There were only eight tears that came from being moved, so they are especially precious. If I have the chance next time, I'll send them to you so that you can keep them.
In addition, I can see that you have already begun to explore your own path and are about to take the last step.
Under normal circumstances, I would be congratulating you on attaining the Immortality Realm. But now, I have to tell you something seriously.
Before you step on your own path, please slow down a little. Once you take this step, there will be no turning back. Now is not the time to step into the Immortal Realm.
This is a very important matter. I have to repeatedly remind you to slow down for now and not take that step on the Immortal Realm.
Normally, important things should be said three times, but I believe that I only need to say it twice for you to understand what I mean. After all, you are so quick-witted.
As for why you can't take that step, I can't describe the specific reason in the letter. It's not that I don't want to describe it, but I can't write it down, and I can't say it out loud.
Trust me, I won't harm you.
Trust me, I will always be on your side.
Trust me, even if I were to sell you, you would still sweetly count the money I earned from selling you.
Salute!
Wish: Good health, good teeth, and delicious food.
Your best friend: Song One.
Time: I forgot what time it is today. Anyway, you are always staying in the Clearwater Pavilion, so you don't need to remember the time.
×××××
Song Shuhang: "…"
He finally understood why the letter was crumpled into a ball.
Slow-Witted Song was definitely the carrier of the ancient Thrice Reckless Virus. The letter he wrote was full of provocation.
If he were Lady Chu, he would also crumple the letter into a ball and send back 10,000 grass mud horses. No … 10,000 was too little. He would send at least 100,000 grass mud horses to Song One — Slow-Witted Song — and let that guy be trampled by 100,000 grass mud horses.
In the letter, it was mentioned that Slow-Witted Song had been beaten until he cried and shed more than 90 tears, which was very satisfying. He wondered if the ninety-plus drops of tears were one drop at a time. Or multiple tears at a time? If it was one tear at a time, it would mean that he had been beaten until he cried at least 90 times.
However, the most important thing in the letter was not the fact that Slow-Witted Song had been beaten until he cried. Instead, he repeatedly told Pavilion Master Chu not to step on her path to immortality and to let her take a break for the time being.
Why was that?
Could it be that once she stepped on the path to immortality, there would be a crisis? Moreover, according to Slow-Witted Song, it was a crisis that he could not turn back from.
Lady Chu must have read the letter. Was that the reason why Lady Chu had not taken the last step and leveled up to immortal-level?
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking, Daoist Umbrella came downstairs with a tea set.
"Senior Ba Song, please have some tea." Daoist Umbrella smiled and handed him a cup of hot tea.
Song Shuhang had no choice but to take the cup. Then, he saw that the cup was half-filled with tea leaves and a small amount of water.
Heavens, did this guy even forget how to drink tea?
Was tea brewed this way? Was he going to eat this half-filled cup of tea as a meal?
Daoist Umbrella really did treat it as a meal. He picked up the cup and drank the tea in one gulp. After that, he poured the tea leaves into his mouth and chewed them with relish.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
"Senior Ba Song, aren't you going to drink it? It's fragrant, but it's a little bitter if you chew it too much, "Daoist Umbrella said.
Song Shuhang said, "So, how long can your memory last?" If he could not even remember such common sense, how did he live in the Clearwater Pavilion?
"I don't know. I've tested it before, but I've forgotten the result," Daoist Umbrella said.
Song Shuhang said, "If I borrow something from you, will you forget about it?"
Daoist Umbrella said proudly, "Of course not. I remember the things I lend out very well."
"Then, lend me some spirit stones," Song Shuhang said.
Daoist Umbrella said, "Senior Ba Song, how many do you want?"
"Do you have sixth-grade spirit stones? How about ten? "Song Shuhang said.
Daoist Umbrella searched his body for a moment and took out ten sixth-grade spirit stones. He handed them to Song Shuhang. "Here, Senior Ba Song."
Song Shuhang took the spirit stones and sensed them.
He could feel pure spiritual energy from them. Were these spirit stones real? Not illusory?
At this time, Daoist Umbrella took out his small notebook and wrote on it: "Today, Hegemon BaSong borrowed ten sixth-grade spirit stones from me. Mark them."
After he finished writing, he made a mark that looked like a date.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
"Senior, is there something you need from me?" Daoist Umbrella raised his head and asked.
Song Shuhang said, "Let's go to Time City."
Daoist Umbrella said, "I know how to go to Time City. Come, Senior Ba Song, I'll lead the way."
This time, he did not mention the 'map'.
…
…
While leading the way, Daoist Umbrella became forgetful twice.
Song Shuhang was experienced. When Daoist Umbrella forgot about him, he went straight to the point and told him that he wanted to go to Time City.
Daoist Umbrella was very familiar with the road from his' home 'to Time City, so he didn't take the wrong direction and smoothly brought Song Shuhang to Time City.
But when he arrived, he saw Lady Chu standing at the entrance of Time City, her eyes sharp.
"Lady Chu, you're awake." Song Shuhang waved at her.
"Mm-hm," Pavilion Master Chu replied. "Did you meet him?"
Was she talking about Daoist Umbrella?
"Is the letter with you?" Lady Chu asked.
Song Shuhang took out the letter and handed it to Lady Chu. "Is it this one?"
Lady Chu took the letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it far away.
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