Venerable White's clone technique was something that Song Shuhang had always dreamed of. Not only could it write manuscripts for its master, but it could also chat with the group and block disasters for its master … There was almost nothing that could not be done by such a clone.
If he could learn Senior White's clone technique, just thinking about it made him feel extremely happy.
So, Song Shuhang couldn't help but write a small note and ask, [Senior White, will you teach your clone technique to outsiders?]
[Do you want to learn it?] Venerable White replied.
Song Shuhang nodded desperately, and was about to reply, 'Yes, yes!' — who wouldn't want such a clone technique? However, at this time, Venerable White replied, [Unfortunately, this is my innate skill … I can't teach it to you.]
Song Shuhang looked up at the sky.
In the world of cultivation, innate skills were the most bug-like and unreasonable things.
[However, if I have time in the future, I will try to develop a similar clone technique. With a simplified function, it shouldn't be a problem. Do you want it?] Venerable White said again.
[Yes, yes, yes!] Song Shuhang quickly replied.
Venerable White: [Hmm, I will try to study it when I have time. By the way, is there anything to eat?]
Song Shuhang looked at his Inner World and spatial magical treasure, and found that there was nothing to eat.
[Senior White, wait, I have a ceremony here. After it's over, I will go find you something delicious.] Song Shuhang said — speaking of food, he immediately thought of 'Sage Monarch Melon Eater'. However, he immediately threw this idea out of his mind. He was not the Great Northern Emperor, and he didn't want to divide Sage Monarch Melon Eater into several pots.
[Okay, then after I show my divinity in front of the masses, I will come out and eat. My main body's tribulation is already in its final stage, so I will first finish writing the script for the 'Xuansheng Speech'. By the way … is there anything you guys want to hear? When the time comes, I will give priority to the fellow daoists in the group and talk about things that everyone wants to hear.] Venerable White replied.
[There's something I want to understand, but I don't need Xuansheng's lecture. I want to try to learn Senior White's' disposable flying sword ', as long as I can achieve the level where the flying sword can be launched.] Song Shuhang replied.
Venerable White: [Disposable Flying Swords include Array Studies, Runes, and Weapon Enhancement Chemistry. I'll give you supplementary lessons when I'm free. Ask the other fellow daoists in the group what they want to hear.]
[I'll go ask.] Song Shuhang replied.
Afterward, he opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group again.
When he opened it, he found that the group was very lively.
He scrolled through the messages and found that it was because of the appearance of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun finally changed the name of the group. It was no longer "Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire".
"@ All members, the 23rd of this month, the autumnal equinox, is a good day. I've decided to marry Doudou off on that day. If you guys have time, you can gather in Huangshan on that day. Let's have a good time and let Doudou get married. "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
Beihe Sanren: "The autumnal equinox … Let me check the date. Okay, no problem, I'll definitely find time. "
Fairy Lychee: "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, Senior, isn't it forbidden to marry on the 23rd?"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun calmly said, "Because Doudou's wedding is a bit special, she'll be married off as a bride, so some things have to be reversed. Don't worry, I've looked for an expert to calculate, that day is definitely suitable for Doudou to get married. "
Fairy Lychee: "Got it. Since Senior Huangshan said so, I'm relieved. I'll definitely participate."
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "Does Doudou know about this matter? I remember that Song Shuhang mentioned last time that Doudou's groom isn't a girl, but a male dog? "
'Heaven Shrouding Hook' Zhou Li: "Wahahaha, I'm cooperating with Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer on this matter, and we've done a good job of concealing it. We tried to cut off Doudou's connection to the internet, and tried our best to mislead her, giving her the illusion that the person she's going to marry is actually a 'female dog'. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Meowhaha, I'm looking forward to seeing Doudou's expression when her red veil is lifted and she sees a male dog groom."
Dongfang Snow: "Wait, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, Senior Huangshan, you can't really be so bad as to marry Doudou to a male dog, right? Doudou is so cute, but it's not the right style. Also … Fairy Lychee, are you not against this matter? "
Fairy Dongfang Snow liked the cute Doudou very much — she especially liked Doudou's literary talent, and the 'Stupid Huangshan Song' was her favorite music. Therefore, she was the only fellow daoist in the group to stand up for Doudou.
Fairy Lychee: "I choose to believe in Senior Huangshan."
Song Shuhang: "…"
He now had a piece of explosive news in his hands. The male dog that was supposed to marry Doudou, Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother, seemed to have secretly made an agreement with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun to trick Fairy Fleeting Life. Song Shuhang suspected that the one who would marry Doudou would likely be replaced by Fairy Fleeting Life, and the one that Doudou would marry would become a girl.
However, there was still a possibility that this matter would be reversed — because Fairy Fleeting Life had a monster fox disciple that loved her deeply. And this monster fox disciple might replace Fairy Fleeting Life in attending Doudou's wedding. If there was such a reversal, the person that Doudou would marry would become a man again.
So, what kind of trick would Doudou's wedding be? Or would it be a reverse? Or would there be an even more confusing twist? Even Song Shuhang couldn't say for sure.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "As for Doudou's groom, everyone will know when the wedding arrives. When the time comes, everyone will happily marry Doudou off, and that will be good enough. Also, I will inform everyone that on the 23rd of this month, Doudou's wedding will be held. Everyone, please inform each other. In addition, the date on the invitation will also be displayed. I'll go prepare for the wedding first. I'll get going first. "
After saying that, the True Monarch went offline.
The topic of conversation in the Nine Provinces Number One Group began to revolve around Doudou's wedding.
Everyone began to discuss what gifts to give, whether they should attend the wedding together, and how to send a favor.
Song Shuhang kept having the feeling that he had entered a fake cultivation group.
After sighing, Song Shuhang sent a message in the group.
Song Shuhang: "Seniors, Senior White just said that he's almost done with his heavenly tribulation, and is preparing for Xuansheng's speech. Is there anything you want to hear that he can prepare? "
Beijing Sanren: "Senior White is finally about to finish transcending her heavenly tribulation. To be honest, I feel sorry for the heavenly tribulation. Speaking of which, Shuhang Little Friend, what kind of lousy name is that? I didn't pay attention to it before. "
Song Shuhang sighed. "I don't know what daoist name to use recently. Some people call the daoist name Ba Song 'Tyrant Ba Song', which makes me feel like I've aged a lot."
Song Shuhang said, "Change it back to Tyrannical Saber Song One. We're the most familiar with this daoist name. If it really doesn't work, we can just keep using the seven daoist names in rotation. "
Song Shuhang: "Of the seven daoist names, one was given away. The Virtuous Buddhist Sabersman was given to my disciple Little Cai. She's very suitable for this daoist name. Therefore, we can't rotate it every seven days. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "You gave away the Virtuous Buddhist Sabersman, but didn't you come back with the daoist name 'Ba Song'? You just happen to have seven daoist names. Let's continue the rotation. "
Song Shuhang: "…" Damn, I didn't even notice that.
Wait, the topic is off again.
What I asked was what Senior White wanted to talk about in his speech!
Fairy Lychee: "Actually, I'd like to hear Venerable White talk about taking care of his long hair. Did you guys notice that Senior White's long hair is taken care of very well? Sometimes, his long hair flutters in the wind, and it's as beautiful as a painting. I want to crazily record that scene. "
Dongfang Snow: "How long is Senior White's hair? It almost reaches his waist, right? "
Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: "In that case, Shuhang Little Friend, can you help us pass this message to Senior White in a while? Ask him to explain how to take care of waist-length hair, as well as how to make it dance in the wind and look as beautiful as a painting."
Song Shuhang: "…"
[Little White, when your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me?]
If he were really stupid enough to ask Venerable White this question, he might be killed to keep his mouth shut.
"I refuse! This question is very suicidal. I'm not Senior Thrice Reckless, "Song Shuhang said.
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "Shuhang Little Friend, did I offend you? Don't drag me into this mess. "
Beihe Sanren sighed. "Actually, Senior White doesn't need Xuansheng's speech at all. He just needs to stand there motionlessly, and all the practitioners in the universe will be very satisfied."
I'm Little White Crane at the Edge of the Earth's End: "What I'm most worried about is going to happen. From now on, how many rivals in love are going to appear among the practitioners in the universe? Just thinking about it makes my heart feel stifled. "
Medicine Master used the voice function to say, "You guys are hopeless. Shuhang Little Friend, there's no need to ask anymore. Just let Senior White talk about what he likes. Otherwise, even if you ask until tomorrow, the topic will still be off track. "
The topic about Venerable White would never return to the main topic.
Song Shuhang felt very tired.
He wrote a note to Senior White: [Senior White, just say what you want to say. The seniors in the group don't have any objections.]
He was trying his best to maintain the image of the seniors in the group.
[Okay, then I'll write a draft of 'Xuansheng's speech' as I please. What about you? Apart from disposable flying swords, is there anything else you want to know?] Senior White replied.
Song Shuhang thought for a while and really couldn't think of anything he wanted to know: [I don't have any objections. Senior White can do whatever she wants.]
After thinking for a while, he suddenly remembered Fairy Dongfang Snow's question in the group — — how long is Senior White's hair?
Song Shuhang's heart began to itch. He tried hard to remember the length of Senior White's hair, but he felt that there was always a discrepancy between his memory and reality.
Should I ask him?
As long as it didn't involve the "Long hair reaches her waist, will you marry me" meme, there shouldn't be any problems, right?
Song Shuhang's hand uncontrollably wrote on the note: [Senior White, Fairy Dongfang Snow suddenly asked a question in the group just now. How long is your hair now?]
Yes, I'll push the blame to him first. If anything happens, it won't fall on me.
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