Song Shuhang: "…"
"Don't worry, Sage Monarch Winter Melon has already left," Su Clan's Shiliu said with a smile.
"So, Senior Brother Song has already been beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon?" Loli Shi blinked her eyes.
Song Shuhang sighed. "Do you have no confidence in me? Sage Monarch Winter Melon has already admitted defeat and left. Let's eat and stop guessing. "… In order to prevent Shi from spilling the beans, Song Shuhang ended the topic ahead of time.
The monster bird Little Cai excitedly said, "Teacher is mighty and domineering!"
Song Shuhang stuffed a 'Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed' into Little Cai's mouth. "Don't flatter me. How's your (Steel Hands Technique) going?" In the past few days, Little Cai had been ferrying souls around the world with the Dongfang Six Fairies, so he didn't know if she was lagging behind in terms of cultivation.
She didn't have much lifespan left, and she was able to extend it by a hundred years with the help of the Virtuous Golden Lotus Seed and the living spring. If she didn't practice diligently and couldn't advance within a hundred years, she would be done for.
"Reporting to Teacher, there has been some progress. When I was practicing the (Steel Hands Technique), Elder Dongfang gave me a lot of pointers. "After swallowing the Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed, Little Cai felt that her understanding of the 'saber' had deepened.
"Let me show you, Teacher." After saying that, Little Cai jumped back and silently operated the (Steel Hands Technique). In the next moment, a pitch-black color condensed on the tips of her wings, as if they had turned into black iron.
Then, Little Cai flapped her wings and flew over a nearby tree. Her wings were like blades, easily cutting the tree in two.
"Not bad." Song Shuhang nodded, and said, "The daoist name of the Virtuous Buddhist Sabersman really suits you. After a while, I'll teach you the (Inverted Scale Saber Technique). "
Song Shuhang hoped that Little Cai could learn the (Inverted Scale Saber Technique) before she condensed her 'saber intent'. He wanted to see if the (Inverted Scale Saber Technique) was the reason why his saber intent had turned into 'saber intent armor'.
"Thank you, Teacher," Little Cai said excitedly.
After they were full, Song Shuhang put away the tablecloth. Afterward, he and Su Clan's Shiliu rode their flying sabers toward Lady Onion's birthplace.
Shi sat on Shiliu Su's flying knife, while Little Cai stood on Song Shuhang's shoulder.
During the flight, Loli Shi bit her finger and said, "By the way, Senior Brother Song. Did you really stop your duel with Sage Monarch Winter Melon tonight? "
Song Shuhang nodded.
"That's strange. Why would I have such a weird dream?" Loli Shi asked curiously.
Song Shuhang's heart skipped a beat. "Your dreams can predict the future?"
Cultivators in the world of cultivation always had all kinds of talents and racial skills. If Loli Shi had the 'dream foresight' talent, wouldn't that mean that he would be beaten to the ground by Sage Monarch Winter Melon the next time? Most importantly … he was beaten up very badly.
"No." Loli Shi shook her head.
Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief.
But for some reason, Loli Shi's words made him feel a little uneasy.
So, while flying on his flying sword, Song Shuhang took out his phone and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group. "Is there a senior online?"
"Yo, Shuhang, you're online. Everyone was talking about you, "True Monarch Northern River said." Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it's the night of the full moon. We were all thinking that Sage Monarch Winter Melon should have come looking for us, right? "
"He has already come looking for us." Song Shuhang sighed.
Fairy Lychee asked, "Then, did you get beaten up?"
"Was he pressed to the ground and beaten up? Does the fist of an Eighth Stage Profound Sage hurt? "I'm the little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End asked happily.
Song Shuhang laughed and said, "Seniors, you guys don't have much confidence in me. Sage Monarch Winter Melon has already admitted defeat and left. Tonight's battle is over. In other words, I won. "
When Song Shuhang finished speaking, the Nine Provinces Number One Group suddenly fell silent.
It was a particularly strange silence.
After a while.
Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire: "Impossible, how could this be?"
Fairy Lychee: "It doesn't make sense."
True Monarch Northern River: "I must have not woken up today, or maybe I woke up in the wrong position today."
True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: "Did we travel through time and space and chat with Fellow Daoist Song from the future?"
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "This script isn't right, it's too weird."
Song Shuhang: "…"
Hey, Seniors, what do you mean by this? Do you have so little confidence in me? Well, it's normal to have no confidence in me, but you seem to be looking forward to me getting beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon?
Just whose side are you guys on exactly?!
Song Shuhang sighed, and replied, "I used nuclear deterrence, so Sage Monarch Winter Melon could only retreat."
Frice Reckless Mad Saber continued, "So that's how it is, but that's not right either."
Song Shuhang: "Seniors, you guys are too much. Do you really want me to get beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon? "
"Of course not, we are on your side," True Monarch Northern River immediately replied. "But the problem is that earlier, that shady fortune teller went online, and he finally found a place with a signal, so he went online and chatted with us for a while."
Frice Reckless Mad Saber continued, "Then, Fairy Lychee mentioned the Mid-Autumn Festival, so she asked Copper Trigram to perform a divination for you. If there is a 'battle between the two Sages' tonight, will you win or lose? "
"The result of Immortal Master Copper Trigram's divination was very auspicious. He concluded that you would win tonight, and that you would even be able to beat Sage Monarch Winter Melon to the ground and beat him up. The results of tonight's battle will also spread throughout the world of cultivation, spreading your name as the 'first Sage in a thousand years'. "Fairy Lychee continued.
Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire added, "So, you know what I mean."
Song Shuhang: "F * ck!"
Senior Copper Trigram's divination had to be looked at in reverse. In fact, in a sense, Senior Copper Trigram's divination … was very accurate as long as one looked at it in reverse.
If one looked at the opposite side of the auspicious divination, wouldn't it be a bad omen?
According to the divination, he would beat Sage Monarch Winter Melon to the ground tonight. If one looked at it in reverse, he would be beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon?
According to the divination, he would become famous in the world of cultivation after tonight, spreading his name as the 'first Sage in a thousand years'. If one looked at it in reverse, he would become a joke in the world of cultivation after tonight, and his opponent, the 'fifth Sage in a thousand years', Sage Monarch Winter Melon, would become famous throughout the ages?
Then, he thought about what Loli Shi had said just now. She had a nightmare of Song Shuhang getting beaten up. Song Shuhang's heart suddenly became cold.
He thought of a possibility.
… Maybe Sage Monarch Winter Melon had already figured out a way to deal with the nuclear weapons of the heavenly tribulation, or had speculated that they couldn't explode in the main world.
Then, on the night of the full moon, Sage Monarch Winter Melon would make a comeback and bring reporters from the Daily Cultivator, the Secret Information Center, the Shengang Broadcasting Station, the Temple Channel, the Magician Network Center, and so on to broadcast the show of 'Winter Melon beating up Song Shuhang'?
The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the worse he felt.
Damn it, I'll be damned tonight!
…
…
When Su Clan's Shiliu saw Song Shuhang's expression change dramatically, he curiously asked, "What happened?"
Song Shuhang sighed. "Senior Copper Trigram performed a divination for me not long ago, and it was about the battle between two Sages."
Su Clan's Shiliu's heart moved, and he asked, "The divination … is it auspicious?"
"Mm-hm, he speculated that tonight, I'll beat up Sage Monarch Winter Melon until he doesn't want it anymore. Then, my name as the 'first Sage in a thousand years' will spread throughout the world of cultivators. "Song Shuhang revealed a wry smile, as if he had licked the 'ammonium benzoate'.
Su Clan's Shiliu: "…"
Immortal Master Copper Trigram's divination had to be viewed in reverse; this was the truth.
When Immortal Master Copper Trigram's divination was viewed in reverse … it would definitely be the end of the world.
Su Clan's Shiliu asked in a low voice, "So?"
Song Shuhang said via secret sound transmission, "It's very likely that soon, Sage Monarch Winter Melon will see that my 'nuclear deterrence' is just a paper tiger, or find a way to deal with it. Then, that night, he'll rush over to challenge me and beat me up. "
Su Ashiliu asked, "What should we do then?"
Song Shuhang thought for a while, and replied via sound transmission, "If I can't change the fact that I'm beaten up tonight, there's only one way, and that's to find something to take the beating for me."
"Who?"
Song Shuhang said, "We'll talk about it when the time comes."
The virtuous lamia could transform into his appearance, and even an 'Immortal' wouldn't be able to tell whether it was real or fake for a short period of time.
However, if the virtuous lamia were to make a move, it was very likely that she would fail.
As long as Song Shuhang thought about it, he would be able to come up with the plot.
On the night of the full moon, Sage Monarch Winter Melon stepped on the moon, wearing golden armor and a huge sword, looking very handsome.
On the opposite side, the virtuous lamia, who had transformed into Song Shuhang, stood quietly with her hands behind her back.
Sage Monarch Winter Melon smiled slightly, and was about to speak.
The virtuous lamia suddenly screamed, "Aaaaah ~" Then, she fell to the ground and 'died'.
Just imagining the scene made one feel very awkward.
Unless he had no other choice, Song Shuhang would try not to use the virtuous lamia.
In addition to the virtuous lamia, there was also a puppet that needed to be repaired. However, this puppet wasn't his, and its appearance was also different from his. Moreover, it was seriously injured and couldn't fight.
Song Shuhang thought for a long time … It seemed that the only one who could fight in his place was the virtuous lamia.
Could it be that she was the only one who could fight?
After thinking for a while, Song Shuhang took out his phone, and said in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, "Senior, is there a clone magical technique that can replace the master and get beaten up?"
Fairy Lychee: "Is there such a clone magical technique? If there is, please give me a dozen of them! "
True Monarch Northern River: "Same here!"
True Monarch Fallout: "Tsk, tsk, I also want such a clone magical technique. If used well, it would be a life-saving magical technique. "
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said, "I have a few clone magical techniques. However, the cloning techniques I have are only of a very low level, and I need very precious materials to use them, "True Monarch Yellow Mountain said.
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