Song Shuhang asked, "You don't want to learn sword techniques?"
"Why would I want to learn sword techniques?" Lady Onion asked.
Song Shuhang sighed, and said, "Think about it. Isn't it cool to learn sword techniques?" He himself didn't have any talent in sword techniques, so he hoped that the people around him could learn cool sword techniques.
Lady Onion rolled her eyes. "Before I get my freedom, I have to stay by your side. You don't have any talent in sword techniques, and I can only learn saber techniques by staying by your side. Under such circumstances, you want me to learn sword techniques? Moreover, you have 'Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds' but don't have 'Sword Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds'. If you were me, would you choose saber techniques or sword techniques? "
Song Shuhang said affirmatively, "Sword techniques."
"You're hopeless," Lady Onion said. "For cultivators, strength is king. What's the use of being handsome? Look at me, I'm pretty, but I'm not as strong as you. Didn't you beat me up and keep me in your size-reducing purse? No matter how handsome I am, if I don't have enough strength, what's the use? "
Song Shuhang: "…"
Lady Onion said, "Enough, you have a phone."
"Where's your phone?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I have it," Lady Onion said as she handed the phone to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang took a look and found that the phone was on silent mode.
It was Su Clan's Shiliu who was calling.
"When did I put my phone on silent mode?" Song Shuhang said.
Lady Onion said, "I did. I couldn't sleep last night, so I turned it on silent mode to watch a movie."
Song Shuhang: "…"
Watching a movie on silent mode? When did Lady Onion become so considerate?
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… …
Song Shuhang took out his phone and picked up the call. "Good morning, Shiliu."
"Hmm, are you awake? Where are you right now? "Shiliu asked.
Song Shuhang: "I'm in the dormitory at school. I was with my roommates yesterday, and I haven't gone back to the dormitory to sleep recently. I'm quite embarrassed."
"Hehe, en, I have already sorted out that box of Immortal Clothing. I will bring it to you in a while. When are you going back? "Shiliu Su Clan said with a smile.
Song Shuhang: "I'll be back in a while. I'll call you before I go back."
"Forget it, I'll find you at school," Su Ashiliu said.
"Alright. I'll wait for you, "Song Shuhang said.
After ending the call, Song Shuhang heard movement from his roommates in the dormitory. Several of his friends had woken up one after another.
It was Tubo's alarm clock that woke everyone up.
Tubo rubbed his temples and bitterly smiled. "Damn, I forgot to turn off the alarm clock yesterday."
It wasn't easy for him to get a good night's sleep last night. He didn't hear the 'pa pa pa pa' sounds in the sky and was actually woken up by the alarm clock.
Yangde laughed and said, "Haha, it's good that you're awake. Traffic is more convenient in the morning. Oh right … Shuhang, I heard you on the phone just now. Whose nickname is Shiliu? "
Gao Mou: "I know. It's Teacher Su, right? It's so early in the morning and you're already saying honeyed words. So annoying. "
"Go to hell!" Song Shuhang jokingly scolded, "I've already bought breakfast for you and brewed tea for you. I still have things to do, so I'll get lost first. "
"We understand. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, right? Are you going to meet your parents? But Shuhang, you're still a second-year student. Remember not to kill anyone. "Gao Mou laughed mischievously.
Song Shuhang raised his middle finger at Gao Mou. "Filthy, you can't be saved. I've already said that my relationship with Shiliu isn't the kind that you think it is. "
After Song Shuhang left, the little turtle on the table was a little anxious.
The Mid-Autumn Festival was a small long holiday. Gao Mou and the others were going home … Would Gao Mou bring him along? If he didn't bring him along, how could he continue to complete the task that Miss had given him?
×××××
When Song Shuhang ran to the exit of the male dormitory, he saw Su Clan's Shiliu in the distance.
At this time, Shiliu was holding a baguette with both hands and nibbling on it.
Song Shuhang waved at her and asked, "Shiliu, is this your breakfast?"
Su Clan's Shiliu took another small bite and said, "I already had breakfast at home. But on the way, I saw a bakery that sold freshly baked bread. It was very fragrant, so I bought it. Do you want to eat it? "
"I already had breakfast," Song Shuhang said.
[Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your EQ is too low. At this time, according to the plot of a romance drama, you should smile evilly and bite the place where Shiliu just bit. Afterward, Shiliu will blush.] Lady Onion said to Song Shuhang using the secret sound transmission technique.
She had already learned how to use the secret sound transmission technique long ago. When Song Shuhang first learned the technique, she had been watching from the sidelines. It was just that her realm was too low back then, and she hadn't been able to learn it.
[However, you can still make up for it. Now, say, 'Although I already ate, I don't mind eating some more.' Then, take the opportunity to take a bite and increase your favorable impression of me.] Lady Onion continued using the secret sound transmission technique.
"…" Song Shuhang.
Shiliu looked at Song Shuhang, who was in a daze. She noticed that Song Shuhang's eyes were fixed on her baguette.
She pondered for a moment, and then used her hand to break off half of the baguette, handing it to Song Shuhang. "Here, take it."
Song Shuhang took the baguette and said, "Alright, thank you."
"You're welcome," Su Ashiliu said.
Thereupon, the two of them walked side by side toward Medicine Master's building.
[Fail, both of you failed. At this time, Shiliu should be the one putting the bread in front of your mouth!] Lady Onion commented.
"…" Song Shuhang.
He suddenly remembered the words of Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother — don't watch too many melodramatic romance dramas, it will affect your intelligence! He was considering whether or not to limit the amount of time Lady Onion spent watching romance dramas.
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…
After Song Shuhang and Su Clan's Shiliu returned to Medicine Master's building, they went upstairs to the living room and saw that the TV in the living room was still on.
Loli Shi was curled up into a ball and sleeping soundly on the sofa.
I wonder how long this little girl has been watching TV since yesterday?
Song Shuhang turned off the TV, picked up Shi, and sent her back to her room. Today is a small holiday, so I'll let her sleep well.
Then, the two went upstairs and went to Fairy Fleeting Life's room.
As soon as the two reached the stairs, they heard a conversation in the room from afar.
"Teacher, what are you talking about? Are you going to replace your eldest brother and marry a dog? "It was the voice of the monster fox Dugu Bai.
Sure enough, he had come out of the box that Senior White Two had sealed.
Fairy Fleeting Life responded, "Mm-hm."
The monster fox said, "How can this be? I absolutely won't agree! How can you replace your eldest brother to marry a wife? You can't do that! Moreover, it's not easy for your eldest brother to get a wife. Isn't that something to be happy about? Why do you want to stop him? "
Fairy Fleeting Life sighed, and said, "No, the problem is that the Doudou that my eldest brother is going to marry is a male dog."
"Huh?" The monster fox's eyes widened.
In other words, her eldest brother was going to be gay?
Is there a mistake? Teacher's eldest brother is such a serious person, how could he be gay? There must be a conspiracy behind this!
Fairy Fleeting Life said, "So, under my serious refusal, I decided to replace my eldest brother at his wedding and marry Doudou."
"What did he say?" The monster fox felt that something was wrong, and felt that there was something fishy going on.
Fairy Fleeting Life replied, "Eldest brother ignored my refusal and resistance. He said that since the wedding has been decided, it is absolutely impossible to change it. However, after I threatened him that I would knock him out and replace him at the wedding, he agreed. Then, he said that he would send the groom's clothes to my house in two days. "
The monster fox rubbed his forehead.
Sure enough, it was a fishy plot.
"No, I don't agree with Teacher marrying Doudou." The monster fox gritted his teeth, and said, "If someone is going to replace your eldest brother and marry Doudou, I'll do it!"
The monster fox went all out. For his teacher, he could give up everything.
"You also want to be gay?" Fairy Fleeting Life's eyes widened.
The monster fox: "…"
Fairy Fleeting Life said, "I'm telling you, don't even think about it! Don't worry, after I marry that Doudou, I'll find an opportunity to divorce him in a few days. "
The monster fox gritted his teeth, and said, "No, I absolutely can't let Teacher's reputation be affected. I will definitely think of a way to stop this! "The fox demon gritted his teeth.
Fairy Fleeting Life warned, "I've already made up my mind. I'm warning you, if you dare to knock me out and replace me in marrying that Doudou, don't ever think about seeing me again."
The monster fox said, "Then I'll find someone else to replace Teacher at the wedding. I know a few monster dog fairies. If that Doudou is handsome, there will definitely be someone willing to replace him at the wedding. If it really doesn't work, I also know a few monster cats. "
"Don't make trouble!" Fairy Fleeting Life said, and then added, "You absolutely can't force others."
The monster fox said, "Teacher, you can rest assured that I'll handle it. I'll go and contact them. "
After saying that, the monster fox pushed the door open and left.
Then, he saw Song Shuhang and Su Clan's Shiliu.
The monster fox screamed, "It's you!"
Song Shuhang calmly said, "Yes, it's me."
The monster fox stared at Song Shuhang for a while, and then suddenly said, "You're not allowed to have any ideas about my teacher. Teacher is mine."
Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, yes, yes, I know."
The monster fox looked at Su Clan's Shiliu, who was next to Song Shuhang, and then felt relieved. "I still have something to do, see you in a while."
Song Shuhang reminded, "Well, if you really want to find someone to replace Fairy Fleeting Life at the wedding, you can try to find a fairy named 'Chu Chu'. That way, the wedding will go more smoothly."
"You don't have to worry about it!" The monster fox gritted his teeth and quickly fled.
Song Shuhang pinched his chin. "Sixteen, when the time comes … Who do you think will marry Doudou?"
What if it's Fairy Fleeting Life? What if it's the monster fox Dugu Bai? Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother? Or is it some other dog or cat girl?
Su Clan's Shiliu smiled, and said, "Hehe, I'm starting to get interested in Doudou's wedding."
The two entered the room.
Fairy Fleeting Life was sitting in front of the table, holding her chin with one hand and sulking.
Su Clan's Shiliu took out the box of immortal clothing.
Song Shuhang remembered the matter of the [Divine Beast Department's inheritance transfer]. Should I mention this matter to Fairy Fleeting Life?
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