Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Lonely + 1."
Fairy Lychee: "Lonely + 2."
I'm that little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End: "Young man, I have a magical technique here, and only single dogs can practice it. Are you interested in practicing it? I'll give it to you for free. "
Medicine Master: "Lonely + 3."
Medicine Master: "Fellow Daoist White Crane, don't ruin the team."
Ba Song: "…"
Tunyun Sangha: "Benefactor Song, did you comprehend it?"
Ba Song: "…"
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Cute dog head emoji]."
This time, when Guo Da sent the dog head emoji, the whole Nine Provinces Number One Group suddenly quieted down, just like Mr. Fate that had been strangled.
Everyone knew that Guo Da was going to send the emoji [Furiously rubbing the head of the dog above]. No one liked to have their heads rubbed by Guo Da for no reason.
If he wanted to make fun of himself, everyone would satisfy him.
But this time … after a long time, Guo Da didn't reply.
Strange, did Guo Da disconnect?
In that case, should they continue to make fun of Shuhang Little Friend? But what if Guo Da came out again and sent the [Furiously rubbing the head of the dog above]?
Just as everyone was in deep thought, [System Notification: Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da has been muted by Venerable Septuagint for 5 minutes.]
Venerable Septuagint: "Alright, everyone, let's continue chatting."
This way, they wouldn't have to worry about Guo Da suddenly popping out and rubbing the head of a dog.
Beihe Sanren: "Senior Septuagint, well done."
Fairy Lychee: "Hahaha, I was the one who sent Senior Septuagint a private message just now and got him to mute me."
Venerable Septuagint: "[Thumbs up emoji] You guys can continue. I still have something to do, so I'll leave first. Pay attention to the time, I only muted Guo Da for 5 minutes. "
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "Come on, let's continue our previous topic. Shuhang Little Friend, I can understand one thing from what you just said. The fellow Daoist who fainted in the Song of Creation was a fairy, right? You just used the word 'she'. "
True Monarch Northern River: "Why do we say that you are destined to be alone for life? An enchanting fairy had fainted beside you. Instead of taking good care of her, you want to throw her aside and let her wake up naturally? "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Shuhang Little Friend, you don't understand women."
I'm the little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End: "To be honest, I always thought that a man like you, Song Shuhang, would only appear in 'jokes'. I didn't expect this, I really didn't expect this. "
Tyrannical Song: "Hey, don't you guys have misunderstood something? Although she was a fairy, and she could be considered a beauty, she was still a beauty. However, she already had a master. Moreover, in terms of EQ, my EQ is above average. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Boring. After all this time, she already has a master. Then, why are you still flirting with her?"
Tunyun Sangha: "I thought I would have a chance to bring Shuhang Little Friend to the buddhist path."
Song Shuhang: "…" So, it's my fault?
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "Is this fairy married?"
Ba Song: "The wedding is about to take place, probably."
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: "That means she hasn't married yet, right? In that case, you still have a chance! The man is unmarried, and the woman is unmarried. "
[System Notification: (* * * * *) Frice Reckless Mad Saber has been muted by Venerable Septuagint for 1 hour.]
Venerable Septuagint: "Even after changing your daoist name, I still can't stop you from courting death? Fellow Daoist Frice Reckless. Be careful, his lover might come knocking on your door to kill you. "
True Monarch Northern River: "Frice Reckless is one wave higher than Thrice Reckless. I feel that he will only court death even more … sigh."
I'm that little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End: "Let's talk seriously, Shuhang Shuhang. It's not good for you to leave the fairy maiden hanging. At the very least, you should carry her to bed so she can rest. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "As for alleviating the damage caused by Dharma King Creation's singing, I recommend a method … soaking in a medicinal bath or a hot bath. The last time I listened to his singing, I felt dizzy. After going home and taking a bath, I felt refreshed. "
"The fairy maiden that Shuhang Little Friend mentioned is still unconscious, how can she soak in a hot bath? If Shuhang Little Friend were to carry her to a hot bath, there would be a big problem, "Tunyun Sangha said.
While chatting, the topic of the group suddenly changed.
From the beginning, they were talking about healing Dharma King Creation's singing to the topic of 'hot baths'.
Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansion's Yang Xian: "? I remember that there are a lot of people in the world of cultivators whose bathing water can be sold for a sky-high price."
Ba Song: "0 _ 0"
Ba Song: "In reality, I've heard of some strange guys who would drink the bathing water of beautiful women. Is there such a gentleman in the world of cultivators?"
But after thinking about it, it was indeed possible. After all, most cultivators were also humans, and humans had hobbies. It wasn't strange for there to be perverts among cultivators.
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Ahahaha, Yang Xian, you are just trying to change the topic."
Fairy Lychee: "To be honest, in the world of cultivators, the bathing water of beautiful women can't be sold for a high price. The important thing is not whether the person is beautiful or not, but other factors. For example, I can be considered a beauty in the world of cultivators, but no one wants my bathing water. However, many people want to buy True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's bathing water. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's bathing water?
A scene emerged in Song Shuhang's mind — True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon swimming naked in the bathtub, and after finishing one lap, he elegantly stood up. Then, a large group of cultivators rushed over to drink the bathing water.
This scene was so beautiful that he didn't dare to think too much about it.
Tyrant Flood Dragon, who wants to father a football team: "F * ck, why did I get involved? I didn't say a single word from the beginning to the end, and you want to drag me into this? Little Lizhi, you are not kind. "
"Because in the group, I only remember that True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's bathing water was sold for a sky-high price. ? "Fairy Lychee said.
"That was a dark life that I couldn't bear to look back on, okay?" Tyrant Flood Dragon, who wanted to father a football team, said, "Moreover, that wasn't bathwater, it was flood dragon soup. Back then, that old fart threw me into a pot and cooked it with more than three hundred medicinal ingredients. When I was young, I was almost killed, and several layers of my skin fell off. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to escape. "
When Song Shuhang heard this, he roughly understood what was going on.
He curiously asked, "Then … what happened to that old fart?"
True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon laughed, and said, "Of course, I killed him. After I escaped, the first thing I did was to kill him. If I don't kill him, I won't be able to get rid of my inner demon. How am I supposed to cultivate? "
After that, the conversation in the Nine Provinces Number One Group returned to normal.
Fairy Lychee began to talk to everyone about the [True Martial Cup Valkyrie Cup], which was a competition that was about to be held on True Martial Island. Fairy Lychee took a fancy to the third prize, the spirit beast 'Cocoon Cow'. This time, she was determined to get it.
Song Shuhang knew nothing about this matter, and he couldn't get a word in. After thinking about it, he exited the chat group and turned off his phone.
In front of him, Fairy Fleeting Life was still unconscious, and it seemed that she would be unconscious for a long time.
Song Shuhang thought for a while, brought out his treasured saber Broken Tyrant, and nimbly raised it. A layer of light appeared on Broken Tyrant, lifting Fairy Fleeting Life up.
Afterward, Song Shuhang rode on his flying sword and headed to Fairy Fleeting Life's room.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Loli Shi rubbing her eyes and coming out. "Senior Brother Song, it's almost time. We have to go to class."
In the next moment, she blinked her eyes and looked at the unconscious Fairy Fleeting Life behind Song Shuhang. "Senior Brother Song, what did you do to Fairy Fleeting Life?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Song Shuhang said. "She fainted after listening to Dharma King Creation's singing."
"Oh." Shi Mengmeng nodded, and then she suddenly asked, "Senior Brother Song, are you interested in adopting a daughter? The kind that's very cute, the kind that can act cute? "
Song Shuhang: "Pfff ~"
Although Shi Mengmeng was very cute, he was only a sophomore, and had just turned 18 years old. How could he adopt a daughter? Moreover, did he really look that old?
Loli Shi waved her hand, and said, "Senior Brother Song, don't misunderstand. I'm not asking you to adopt me as your daughter."
Song Shuhang asked, "Then why did you suddenly ask this question?"
"It was Zhu who insisted on me asking." Shi smiled bitterly, and said, "I also felt that Zhu was too mischievous, but she insisted that I ask for her."
"Zhu?" Song Shuhang immediately remembered the younger loli that was with Shi. She was Shi's junior sister, and she seemed to be a little younger than Guoguo.
Shi said, "Mm-hm, she wants to be Senior Brother Song's adopted daughter."
Song Shuhang asked, "Why? Don't tell me that she feels close to me, I don't believe you. "
Loli Shi seriously said, "After recognizing Senior Brother Song Shuhang as his adopted daughter, she can come to Jiangnan University City to play for a while in the name of visiting her adoptive father."
Song Shuhang: "…"
Shi seriously said, "Although Zhu is a bit mischievous, I seriously thought about it. Since this matter is also beneficial to you, Senior Brother Song, I will pass on her request to you."
Song Shuhang: "Beneficial?"
Shi Mengmeng said, "Mm-hm, Zhu's parents went missing when they were exploring an ancient immortal abode from beyond the heavens. Since then, her maternal grandfather has been raising her. Her maternal grandfather, True Monarch Ya Li, is one of the best refiners in our sect. I see that Senior Brother Shuhang has already advanced to the fourth stage, and it's almost time for you to forge your own natal magic tool. If Zhu recognizes you as her adoptive father, then True Monarch Ya Li will definitely help Senior Brother Song forge his natal magic tool. "
Song Shuhang: "Enticement?"
Shi seriously said, "Mm-hm, because Zhu wants to worship Senior Brother Song as her adoptive father. I don't think Senior Brother Shuhang will agree. Therefore, I think it's best to tempt them with benefits, "Shi said seriously.
Song Shuhang laughed. "Are you so sure that Zhu's maternal grandfather, True Monarch Ya Li, will agree to recognize me as her adoptive father? You have to know that my cultivation level isn't high. Moreover … I'm only eighteen years old. "
"Eighteen years old isn't young. In ancient times, you would already be the father of several children at this age." At this point, Shi's eyes slightly darkened. "Moreover, if Zhu wants to recognize someone as her adoptive father, as long as their character is good, even if it's an ordinary person, her maternal grandfather won't refuse."
Zhu's parents went missing when she was very young. Because of this, True Monarch Ya Li didn't have the heart to refuse.
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