In addition, Senior White Two was one of the big shots of the Netherworld Realm. If he was willing to help, he would be an experienced driver!
But now, Senior White Two wanted to hear a joke … Song Shuhang thought about the jokes he had seen not too long ago. Now that he thought about it, he didn't find any of them funny.
It couldn't be helped. As people became more and more amused, ordinary short jokes were no longer able to make them laugh. Some jokes, after laughing once and thinking about it, would no longer be funny anymore.
Sometimes, being amused was also a very painful thing.
"Senior White Two, wait a moment!" Song Shuhang replied in his mind. "Today, I'll definitely find a joke that can make people laugh."
Today was different from the past. Today, many seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were present. With so many people present, how could they not find a joke that could make Senior White Two laugh?
"Good, I'll give you some time to prepare." Senior White Two's mood was very good today, and she didn't give Song Shuhang any restrictions.
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At this time, in the underground laboratory.
The members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were depressed. But right at this time, Song Shuhang said, "Seniors, which one of you has a classic joke? Give me one."
"…" Venerable Spirit Butterfly.
"…" Venerable Septuagint.
"…" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
"Shuhang, why do you suddenly want to make a joke?" Su Clan's Shiliu asked out of curiosity.
"I just received a message from an old driver of the Netherworld … ah, no, it's that 'beep, beep, beep ~'. Again? Anyway, it's a message from that super expert. He said that he has a way to help us. However, he needed a joke that could make him laugh heartily as a reward. Seniors, can you tell me a joke? "Song Shuhang said.
"Is it that powerful senior? If it's that senior, he might be able to help us. " The Eternal Fire Zhenjun finally understood. Back when Song Shuhang had helped the Confucian school regain control of the world of the golden lotus, that senior whose daoist name he couldn't name had secretly helped him.
"What kind of joke do you want?" Fairy Lychee asked.
"As long as it's interesting enough. Anyway, tell me about it," Song Shuhang said.
Su Clan's Shiliu: "I'll look online."
Three Waves: "I do remember quite a few interesting jokes … However, those jokes are a bit too 18K."
"Senior Thrice Reckless, I don't want this." Song Shuhang kept waving his hands. He couldn't imagine himself telling 18 jokes to Senior White Two. If he were to provoke Senior White Two and end up giving him a shot of the 'God Slaying Cannon', it wouldn't be fun anymore.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "Yes, I remember something that happened a long time ago. At that time, I was just a cultivator of the Fourth Stage. In the past, I told the fellow daoists in the group about it, but Little Friend Shuhang might not have heard about it. "
Then, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun began to tell the story.
When I was young, I was the same as most of my fellow daoists. After I reached the Fourth Stage Realm, I left the mountain and began to wander the world. One day, a senior Sixth Stage True Monarch opened a platform on Mount Tai and gave a speech. I traveled thousands of li to listen to it.
At that time, many people went to listen to that senior's speech, and the entire execution ground was filled with cultivators from all over the world. I, who had just left the mountain to wander the world of cultivation, felt very happy when I saw that scene.
I also squeezed to a corner of the execution ground and calmly waited for that Sixth Stage True Monarch to give his speech.
After I managed to squeeze to a suitable spot, I turned my head and looked to the side. I saw a slender young daoist leaning against a pillar next to me. He was also at the Fourth Stage Realm and had an outstanding temperament.
When I saw him, I couldn't help but greet him. "I'm Daoist Huangshan, and I've just reached the Fourth Stage. May I know your daoist name?"
That fellow daoist suddenly paused and said, "Get lost."
At that time, I felt very embarrassed. As a greenhorn, I deeply experienced the coldness of the cultivation world for the first time.
Thus, from the beginning to the end of the Mount Tai speech, I did not say a single word to him.
After that, I diligently cultivated and reached the Fifth Stage Realm.
Then, one day, when I went to a cultivation market to buy materials, I unexpectedly met that outstanding young daoist again. At that time, he was at the peak of the Fourth Stage, only one step away from the Fifth Stage. His cultivation wasn't as good as mine at that time.
I don't know why, but when I saw him again, I suddenly recalled the time when he coldly said 'get lost' during the speech on Mount Tai.
I felt stifled, and I couldn't let it go.
Thus … I secretly followed him, and after leaving the 'cultivation market', I found a secluded place and gave him a good beating. "
At this point, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun paused, and an awkward expression appeared on his face.
Song Shuhang had a puzzled expression on his face — there wasn't anything funny about this story?
After I gave him a good beating, I asked him if he remembered me.
He said, 'I remember, your name is Daoist Huangshan.'
I didn't expect him to remember my daoist name, so I was slightly stunned.
At this time, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "My name is' Scholar Scram ', and my daoist name is' Scram '."
"Pfft ~" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh. "What happened after that?"
"Let's not talk about what happened after that. In any case, I paid a huge price to apologize." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun laughed dryly.
Fairy Lychee said, "Fortunately, my daoist name is only 'Lychee', so I didn't get beaten up by Senior Huangshan one day for no reason."
"Fortunately, my daoist name is only 'Beihe', so Senior Huangshan didn't get the chance to beat me up," Beihe Sanren added.
Three Waves said, "Fortunately, my daoist name is only 'Thrice Reckless', so I didn't get beaten up after saying my daoist name for no reason."
"No, Senior Thrice Reckless is different. If you say your daoist name openly now, there's a high chance that you'll get beaten up. "Song Shuhang couldn't help but ridicule him.
Three Waves was speechless.
"Actually, the daoist names of the people in our group are quite normal … in the past." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was halfway through his sentence when he abruptly changed his words.
That was because the style of the daoist names in the group had been quite abnormal recently — Song Shuhang had seven daoist names, and Jouko Hagi, who might have 365 + 1 daoist names in the future.
"Is this joke okay?" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun asked.
"Wait." Song Shuhang contacted Senior White Two in his mind again. "Senior White, are you there? Did you hear the joke about Yellow Mountain Zhenjun? "
"I did," Senior White Two said.
"Is it funny? Are you satisfied? "Song Shuhang asked.
"If the full score is 100, this story barely gets 54 points. However, since this is the first time you got a score that's close to passing, I'll give you six points, making it 60 points. You pass, "Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief. "Then, Senior White Two, please help us and send us to the Nine Underworlds!"
"Why do we need to go there?" Senior White Two asked in confusion.
"Eh? Senior, didn't you say that you have a way to help us solve the problem? "Song Shuhang asked.
"Yes, I have a way to help you, but I'm not going to send you to the Nine Underworlds. That place is currently the territory of the metal ball, and I'm still sealed in the world of the black lotus, "Senior White Two replied.
"Then, where are we going?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"The main world has the 'Heavenly Tribulation Realm' that allows practitioners from all over the universe to transcend their tribulations, and the Netherworld Realm naturally has a corresponding place. Moreover, coincidentally, a contaminated person at the Seventh Stage is about to enter the 'Demonic Tribulation Realm'. Get ready. The moment that contaminated person enters the 'Demonic Tribulation Realm', I'll open a back door and get you in. Then, stay away from that contaminated person and experiment with the power of the guided missiles. After the experiment is over, I'll pull you out, "Senior White Two said.
"Is that even possible?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.
"No matter what, I'm still a ruler of the Netherworld Realm, okay? I still have the ability to open a back door, "Senior White Two said.
"But, will we be fine in the 'Demonic Tribulation Realm'? We won't get involved in the 'demonic tribulation' or something, right? "Song Shuhang was still a little worried.
This was because his previous trip to the 'Heavenly Tribulation Realm' had almost killed him.
If it weren't for the [Almighty Merchant] coming to his door in time, he might have already been reduced to ashes by the heavenly tribulation.
"Don't worry, with me personally taking action, there won't be any problems. As long as you don't seek death and come into contact with that contaminated person at the Seventh Stage transcending the 'demonic tribulation', there won't be any problems, "Senior White Two guaranteed.
With Senior White Two's guarantee, Song Shuhang was a little relieved.
"Wait a minute, can I open my Inner World after entering the 'Demonic Tribulation Realm'?" Song Shuhang asked again.
The guided missiles were all placed in the Inner World. If the Inner World was directly blocked like when he entered the Heavenly Tribulation Realm, he would have to take out the guided missiles in advance.
"Don't worry, with me acting as a transfer, there won't be any problems," Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang asked, "Then, can I reveal the matter of the 'Demonic Tribulation Realm' to the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group?"
"Up to you," Senior White Two said indifferently.
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In the underground laboratory, everyone looked at Song Shuhang, who had his eyes closed, and knew that he was talking to a super powerful expert.
They wondered if that expert was satisfied with the story of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes. "It's done."
Venerable Septuagint asked, "Then, what should we do next?"
"Everyone, gather together as much as possible. In a while, that old master of the Netherworld will directly open a back door and send us to a place where we can test the guided missiles," Song Shuhang said. "However, the place we're going to isn't the Netherworld, but a world similar to the 'Heavenly Tribulation Realm'. Therefore, everyone should pay attention to your safety, and don't seek death and come into contact with that demon of the Seventh Stage who is about to transcend his tribulation lest you get involved in the demonic tribulation. "
While Song Shuhang was speaking, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun suddenly took out his phone and unlocked it.
"Just now, Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark suddenly said that she was going to transcend her tribulation. However, it wasn't the heavenly tribulation, but the demonic tribulation of the Netherworld Realm. She has been completely contaminated, "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
What a coincidence?
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