Night fell.
Song Shuhang had finished writing the Righteous Body Tempering Poem of the Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha, and his constitution had slightly improved. Then, he cultivated another round of mental meditation and ended the night's cultivation.
Since he was about to transcend the tribulation, he had to control his practice of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Technique) lest he accidentally overdid it and transcend the tribulation.
After finishing his practice, Song Shuhang lay on the bed and closed his eyes to rest. With his current strength, he didn't need to sleep much unless he had consumed a lot of energy.
The first day of the university was finally over.
At noon, after bailing out Demon Monarch Nirvana's disciple Dulan, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue took Song Shuhang around the Jiangnan area and picked up some special ingredients from the other fellow daoists.
After collecting the ingredients, she took Song Shuhang and Shi back to Jiangnan University City. Afterward, she personally cooked a table of spirit dishes that even ordinary people could eat, put them in lunchboxes, and gave them to Song Shuhang to bring back.
As for the crocodile leg, it could only be cooked tomorrow.
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Tomorrow, Demon Monarch Nirvana will also come. I hope to master the tribulation-transcending formation as soon as possible, Song Shuhang thought to himself as he looked at the bright moon in the sky.
Only after arranging the tribulation-transcending formation would he feel more at ease.
While he was in thought, his phone vibrated.
He swiped open the phone and saw that it was a message from Shiliu Su. [Are you asleep?]
[Not yet, I just finished meditating. Before transcending the tribulation, I can only increase the strength of my mental energy as much as possible. What about you?] Song Shuhang replied.
[I just practiced a saber technique. Now, I'm going to meditate. I should be practicing until tomorrow morning.] Su Clan's Shiliu Su replied. She had just advanced to the Fourth Stage not long ago, and apart from practicing the saber controlling technique, she spent most of her time consolidating her realm.
Song Shuhang asked, [Then, do you have classes tomorrow morning? We have classes in the third and fourth periods.]
[No, I have classes tomorrow afternoon. Living in school is very beneficial to me, especially in terms of my state of mind. The effect is very good.] Su Clan's Sixteen Paths. Today's school life was very helpful for her to calm her heart and stabilize her realm after transcending the tribulation.
[Haha ~ As long as it's beneficial. By the way, Shiliu, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?] Song Shuhang said. By tomorrow evening, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would have finished cooking the crocodile leg. Therefore, he could take Shiliu Su Clan's disciple to have a taste.
After a while, Shiliu Su Clan replied: [Mhm.]
Then, Su Clan's Shiliu said, [Good night.]
[Good night.] Song Shuhang replied.
After he finished chatting with Shiliu Su, Song Shuhang got up and climbed to the fifth floor.
Loli Shi lived on the fifth floor. When she was experiencing university life and looking for an opportunity to leap through the dragon gate, she would live here.
In the living room, Loli Shi's eyes were fixed on the TV. She was so engrossed in it that she didn't even notice that Song Shuhang had come in.
"Shi, it's 11 o 'clock. It's about time to sleep. You still have classes tomorrow morning, "Song Shuhang said gently. Song Shuhang said gently — ever since Shi came over, he felt that he was gradually evolving into the role of a 'senior', and his mental age was constantly increasing.
"Eh? It's already 11 o 'clock? " Shi blinked her eyes. Then, she looked at the TV that was still playing, a conflicted expression on her face.
It seemed she wanted to watch it for a while, but after thinking for a moment, she gritted her teeth and turned off the TV with a firm expression on her face.
"Self-control, self-control! If I don't even have this much self-control, how am I going to transcend the inner demon tribulation in the future? "Shi muttered to herself.
Afterward, she put the remote control on the table with all the strength in her body and returned to her bedroom with firm steps. "Senior Brother Shuhang, good night."
"Good night." Song Shuhang waved his hand.
Then, Song Shuhang glanced at the room next to Shi's. That was Little Cai's bedroom. Little Cai had already gone to bed early. She had been running around the Jiangnan area with the Dongfang Six Fairies today and was very tired.
Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.
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After watching Shi and Little Cai, Song Shuhang returned to his bedroom.
He continued to sit on the bed, closed his eyes, and started to organize his recent experiences and gains in his mind.
Speaking of which, in the forbidden area, he had encountered a monster fox that he suspected was the successor of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect. Originally, he was going to bring the monster fox to meet the official successor of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts' Sect and understand the karma of the 《Encyclopedia of Animal Taming》.
However, the other party was taken away by Senior White Two, and he didn't know where she was placed. And Senior White Two didn't show up for the whole day …
Forget it, I can only wait for Senior White Two to show up again and mention the monster fox to him. I hope that the monster fox is safe and sound.
The night deepened.
It was already around three in the morning.
Song Shuhang, who wasn't sleepy at all, was wondering if he should go to the rooftop to practice his saber technique or something.
At this time, his phone rang.
He took out his phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
It's so late at night, is it another harassing call?
Song Shuhang casually swiped open the phone.
He was bored, and if it was really a harassing call, it would be a good way to relieve his boredom.
"Meow ~" A sharp cat's cry came from the phone.
"…" Song Shuhang was silent for a moment. "Who is it? Speak human language, or else I'll hang up."
"Woof, woof, woof ~" At this time, the cat's cry was replaced by a dog's bark.
"Doudou?" Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.
"Haha, woof ~ Shuhang, you didn't forget me, I'm so touched. How was it, did my cat's cry sound like yours? "Doudou's voice came from the phone.
You're a Pekingese, are you bored to learn how to meow like a cat?
Song Shuhang sighed. "It's the middle of the night, why are you looking for me?"
Doudou: "It's the middle of the night where you are? Woof, it's just dawn here. I'm bored now, so I called to chat with you. I thought about it, but I didn't have anything in common with anyone else, so I finally thought of you. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
A dog chatting with you in the middle of the night, this topic sounded a bit sad.
Song Shuhang sighed. "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" — — Doudou was about to get married, so it was understandable that she had "premarital syndrome" or something. Anyway, he was bored, so he might as well chat with it.
"What do you want to talk about … Right, let's talk about your girlfriend. Last time, you found a girlfriend in the Clearwater Pavilion, but she turned into a ghost, right? How are you getting along with your girlfriend now? His girlfriend had died and turned into a ghost. How did he feel about it? Do you feel the same way as the main character Ling Ye in [Apocalypse War]? Let's talk about this topic today, "Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "…" Talk my ass!
"Are you silent? Squeak? Could it be that you don't want to talk about this topic? Woof ~ Then, let's talk about something else. I heard that you started school. Did you find a new girlfriend? Don't tell me you're still single? "Doudou said.
"It's only been a day since school started. What do you think? "Song Shuhang said.
"You're too weak. A real man can pick up a girl in an hour. A day's time is enough for a real man to make a baby with a girl. How about I give you some advice? I'm very experienced when it comes to finding a girlfriend. Let me think. Right, I heard that the girl named 'Shi' is living with you, right? Don't doubt my information; it's very accurate. In that case, do you want to consider Loli Shi? She's very cute and sensible. You've made a lot of money in three years, and you won't lose anything even if you're sentenced to death. Lolicons have been very popular in recent years, "Doudou said.
Song Shuhang was silent for a while.
"Silent again? Could it be that Loli Shi isn't to your taste? You're really picky. What about Shiliu Su? I heard that she also followed you to Jiangnan University City. Back then, you saved the damsel in distress and left her with a great image. Moreover, she's so cute. If you get together with her, you'll make a lot of money! Think about it, Shiliu's constitution is destined to age very slowly, and you'll become an uncle in a few years. At that time, you and Shiliu will go out together. You'll look like a father and daughter, but you'll be a couple in reality. How cool would that be? "Doudou said.
Father and daughter, your face, uncle, your face!
Song Shuhang faintly sighed. "Doudou, what are you trying to say? If you keep talking like this, I'll hang up and blacklist you. "
Doudou was silent for a while.
After a while …
"Woof, Shuhang, you're not as fun as before. You were much cuter when we first met. You even teased me and played the game 'Your mom is a big monkey'. "Doudou said.
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. "People will always grow up. Don't talk nonsense anymore. Tell me what you want to say in three sentences, or else I'll hang up and blacklist you. "
Doudou: "Woof ~ ~ Alright. Actually, what I want to say is that my in-game wife 'Chu Chu' has also been admitted to Jiangnan University City. Today, she even asked me which class she was in in the game. Later, I used disconnect to escape. I'm warning you, Song Shuhang. Hurry up and find a girlfriend. Don't have any ideas about my wife 'Chu Chu'. "
Is she the cute girl that Doudou hooked up with in the game?
"…" Song Shuhang: "You'd better cultivate to the fifth stage quickly and transform into a human."
"Damn, it's easy for you to say. The fifth stage is a bottleneck. I've been stuck in this bottleneck for many years. " Doudou said gloomily, "After I advance to the fifth stage, I'll set my human form to look like you. That way, my wife 'Chu Chu' won't suspect me. At that time, I'll say that I'm your twin brother. "
Damn! Song Shuhang didn't know what to say.
When Doudou advanced to the fifth stage, he had to prepare a countermeasure. He absolutely couldn't let it turn into his appearance. Otherwise, with Doudou's personality, it would be terrible if she went around with his appearance. In the end, all the blame would be on him.
Song Shuhang: "Speaking of bottlenecks, I just want to tell you one thing. Doudou, I'm about to go through the heavenly tribulation of the fourth stage. I'm about to catch up to your realm. "
Thinking back to the first time they met, Doudou, who was a fourth stage great demon, looked so awesome and mighty in Song Shuhang's eyes. She chased after Demon Monarch Anzhi all over the sky.
Unknowingly, he was about to catch up to Doudou's realm.
This was the power of time.
Doudou was silent for a while. "I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it."
"Hehe." Song Shuhang said calmly, "Also, let me remind you. You're going to get married, Doudou. "
"F * ck you!" Doudou said through gritted teeth.
"Since you want to talk about partners, let's talk about your groom. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun once mentioned that he wanted to marry you off before advancing to the Seventh Stage. True Monarch isn't far from transcending his tribulation. In other words … Doudou, your wedding isn't far away. As the bride, have you seen the groom? "Song Shuhang counterattacked.
"F * ck you!" Doudou suddenly sighed. "No, stupid Huangshan never told me who my wedding partner is. From the beginning to the end, he was just silently arranging the wedding scene for me. Now that the wedding scene outside has already been arranged, I'm panicking. At first, I thought that my wedding partner would be Phoenix Slayer, but Phoenix Slayer denied it. I'm really worried to death. "
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was worthy of being the owner of the Nine Provinces Number One Group to be able to easily make Doudou fall into a huge trouble!
"Hey, Shuhang. Do you think I'm really a female dog? " Doudou suddenly said in a grave tone, "The more I think about it these past few days, the more I feel that something is wrong. I feel as if my brain is about to explode. Let me tell you, a few days ago, the way I pee changed. Originally, I used to pee with my legs raised, but a few days ago, I changed to pee while squatting. When I came back to my senses, I was so scared that I almost thought that I had really turned into a female. Luckily, when I looked down, I saw that my little Doudou was still there. "
Song Shuhang: "…" How am I supposed to answer such a profound question?
"Shuhang, what should I do if I really turn into a female dog?" Doudou asked.
"I feel that unless you undergo a sex change operation, you won't be able to turn into a female dog." Song Shuhang said, "I feel that when Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said 'marry someone', he should be marrying you to a female dog or something of the sort."
"If you say that, I feel much more at ease." Doudou seemed to have heaved a sigh of relief. "If I really have to marry a female dog, I'm not afraid. After all, I have a dream of a harem. Even if I have to marry a female dog, one day in the future, I'll forcefully make her a member of my harem. Woof, woof, after I advance to the Fifth Stage, I'll marry all the girls that I liked in the past! Woof, woof, woof ~ "
Song Shuhang: "…"
"Right, Shuhang, how about you help me test stupid Yellow Mountain? Help me test him and see if my partner at the wedding will be a female dog, "Doudou said.
"Alright, when I meet Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, I'll test him for you," Song Shuhang said.
"Good brother, Shuhang, getting to know you is the best choice I've made in my life," Doudou said. "I'll remember your kindness. Once you get the results, this Wang Gang will definitely give you a great reward. Super great benefits! "
"As long as you don't torture me, I'll be very happy," Song Shuhang sighed.
After ending the call with Doudou, Song Shuhang put down the phone.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door downstairs.
Who would be knocking on the door in the middle of the night?
Song Shuhang raised his head and looked downstairs.
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