"Ha, I thought I called the wrong number." The person on the other side sounded relieved and said, "I'm almost at Jiangnan University City, come and pick me up!"
"Huh? Pick you up? May I ask who you are? "Gao Mou was confused. Who would come to Jiangnan University City?
"How sad! You still don't recognize my voice? "The person on the other side said in an exaggerated tone," It's me, your best friend — George! "
"George?" Gao Mou tried hard to think, but he really couldn't match this name with anyone he knew, "Never heard of you!"
"…" The person on the other side was silent for a long time.
"Stop bullshitting, tell me who you are, or I'll hang up," Gao Mou said.
"It's me, Zhuge Zhongyang!" The person on the other side said a Chinese name helplessly.
Hearing this name, Gao Mou's face suddenly turned pale — he remembered the day when he was covered with plastic wrap and his chastity was severely tarnished.
Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue's brother, and also Gao Mou's childhood friend.
Just like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang was also a mixed-blood.
Just like Zhuge Yue, he was also a big trouble!
Gao Moumou took a deep breath and suddenly raised the phone. Then, he moved the phone away from him and shouted, "Hello, hello ~ ~ what did you just say ~ ~ ah, the signal here isn't good, I can't hear you ~ ~ I'm busy right now, can you call me later? Ah, my phone is also out of battery, that's all, I'm hanging up! "
Finishing his words, he hung up without hesitation.
During the Sports Day, he must never have anything to do with these two surnamed Zhuge!
But as soon as he hung up, Zhuge Zhongyang immediately called back.
Is he going to rely on me? Gao Mou's face changed dramatically, then he quickly picked up the phone again, "Sorry, the number you have dialed is not available. Sorry, the _ number _ dials _ out _ is _ out _ of _ color! "
After repeating this twice, Gao Mou wanted to hang up.
"Bastard, Gao Mou, I dare you to hang up on me! The moving Chinese and English prompts clearly indicated the division of labor between men and women! I didn't study much, so don't lie to me! " A roar came from the other side of the phone, "If you don't want to answer me, just say it. Why are you beating around the bush!"
"I'm just afraid of hurting your fragile heart. Then I'll be frank — I, don't, want, to, pick, you!" Gao Mou grinned.
"Bastard, just you wait!" Zhuge Zhongyang hung up the phone.
Gao Mou looked smug.
"Who is it?" Song Shuhang asked. There weren't many people who could make Gao Mou's face change dramatically.
"A super big trouble!" Gao Mou said with a pained expression. "A super narcissist who thinks too highly of himself. Furthermore, he was extremely picky. No matter what he encountered, he would look down on it and evaluate it. Even when eating a bowl of plain noodles, he would nag and pick out more than ten flaws. More importantly, that guy didn't cover his mouth. He has a mouth that deserves to be beaten! In short, I can't do anything to him! "
Gao Mou used a string of "super" to describe his feelings.
"Just by listening to him, I feel that he's not a good guy." Lin Tubo sighed.
Song Shuhang pinched his chin. "If he's such a troublesome guy, would you get rid of him so easily?"
"…" Gao Mou was stunned. "Why don't I apply for leave, and then us brothers can find a place to have fun for the day? How about I treat you? "
* * * * * *
Then, fifteen minutes later, a tall, skinny, blond, and handsome guy appeared in Jiangnan University City. Moreover, he managed to find Gao Moumou without any problems.
"Gao Mou, you're too naive. Do you think that you can get rid of me with just a phone call? "The blond guy flicked his long hair and revealed a devilish smile.
Song Shuhang trembled when he saw Gao Mou.
The blonde handsome Zhuge Zhongyang took out his mobile phone and swiped on it a few times. Then, he pulled out a strange software and proudly showed it to Gao Moumou. "Do you see this? You only need to enter your mobile phone number into this software and I will be able to pinpoint your position to within five meters. I specially paid someone to make this software for me! I asked you to pick me up to give you a chance. Even if you didn't come, I would still be able to find you! "
Nowadays, there are so many programs that can pinpoint a person's location through their phone number? I feel like my privacy is in danger.
After feeling pleased with himself, Zhuge Zhongyang happily admired Gao Moumou's face, which was as ugly as feces. Then, he happily ran to Gao Mou and shook his hand enthusiastically. "Haha, are you guys Gao Mou's friends? Hello everyone, I'm his childhood friend. My name is Zhuge Zhongyang! "
His enthusiastic appearance was very bewildering.
'He doesn't look as annoying as Gao Mou described him to be,' Tubo thought to himself. After shaking hands with Zhuge Zhongyang, he introduced himself. "My name is Lin Tubo. You can call me Little Bo or Little Bo."
"Tubo? Hahaha, your name is really funny. It's comparable to Gao Mou's lousy name! I've always wondered if Gao Mou is his biological son. When I was young, I always suspected that Gao Mou was a gift from his parents. What about you? Were you a time-consuming accessory when you were young? "Zhuge Zhongyang laughed.
The veins on Tubo's forehead bulged. 'I take back what I said earlier. This guy is really annoying. He can make people's blood pressure rise the moment they meet! This guy has such a cheap mouth. It's a miracle that he hasn't been beaten to death yet! '
Then, Zhuge Zhongyang warmly shook hands with Song Shuhang. "What's your name?"
"Song Shuhang." Song Shuhang still gave his name. There shouldn't be anything wrong with his name, right?
"Good name. That's the name a biological son should have. Brother, you're quite fair and look like a pretty boy. You're very popular with girls, right? Recently, little girls in China really like gigolos. "Zhuge Zhongyang laughed.
"…" Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. "I don't have a girlfriend yet."
"Eh? Girls nowadays have such high standards? " Zhuge Zhongyang was puzzled for a moment. Then, he patted Song Shuhang's shoulder. "Do you need me to help you? I'm not boasting, but as long as I make a phone call, no matter if it's a pure girl, a beautiful girl, a passionate lolita, or a cold girl, as long as I make a phone call, no one will reject me. They will all happily come to find me! "
This guy was super friendly!
"That bad?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but tease him. "Zhuge, could it be that you're in the express delivery industry?"
Because Zhuge Zhongyang was describing a delivery guy. He could make girls of different personalities and ages run over excitedly with just a phone call.
Zhuge Zhongyang was stunned. After a while, he flipped his hair and narcissistically said, "Shuhang, have you ever seen a delivery guy like me? Which courier in this world can be as handsome, young and rich as me? "
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