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Chapter 783

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Sui Xiong understood why his friends said that he had a sharp tongue and offended people when Maduo started scolding him.

Friends were friends, after all, so they spoke more politely. From Sui Xiong's perspective, this could not be described as a "sharp tongue". It was more like the ultimate scolding skill in the movie "Level Nine Sesame Officer"!

He rattled on and on, cursing at least two to three hundred words in a single breath. Not a single word was repeated. Not only that, after he finished scolding in one breath, the middle-aged man was about to retort, but he took a deep breath and continued scolding. He mumbled about two or three hundred words without repeating himself … This cycle repeated two or three times. It was truly a godly skill, worthy of admiration.

Moreover, his words were really cunning and vicious. He asked about the other party's body, the other party's relatives, all kinds of concerns, curiosity, questions, and inferences … The middle-aged man's face turned pale and his breathing quickened. In the end, his body swayed and he fell on his butt on the stone steps. If it wasn't for the help of his companions or subordinates, he might have fainted from the scolding.

Seeing him being scolded so badly, Sui Xiong could not help but think of a funny video he had seen online — Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death. That video was based on the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", interspersed with many scolding scenes from various films and animations, and finally combined into a hodgepodge. In the video, Zhuge Liang changed into various forms and used all kinds of words and tricks to scold Wang Lang over and over again. Wang Lang wanted to retort several times, but was interrupted. He could barely reply, only to be cursed even more inhumanely. In the end, he spat out blood like a fountain and died on the spot.

If this King of Scolding, Mado Kong transmigrated to Earth, even if he did not have magic and the knowledge he learned here was useless, he would be able to make a name for himself with his mouth alone. He could even become a famous person. He might even be able to scold someone to death …

Thinking of this, Sui Xiong could not help but laugh.

He was laughing, but Mado could not laugh. The middle-aged man he scolded until he fainted was not an ordinary person. He was also someone with power. The two of them had a conflict, which was why the other party came to ruin his show. It would have been fine if they were just arguing and scolding each other, but the man fainted because of his scolding, so the bodyguards naturally took action. They rushed over to capture Maddo as they sent their boss to the treatment room.

The bodyguards did not intend to hurt him. They just wanted to capture Madol and wait for their boss's diagnosis.

According to the rules of Grey Tower City, as long as the middle-aged man was fine, the matter would be over. At most, it would add to the glorious record of "Street Swearing King". However, if the middle-aged man was in a bad state and was scolded to death, Madol would be in deep trouble.

Of course, as long as the Good Faction had the upper hand, they had to be reasonable. It was impossible for them to use their power to commit crimes. However, there was a limit to how "reasonable" one could be. Angering someone to death by cursing on the street was purely because they were physically weak and had nothing to do with others. This was one explanation. Cursing someone to death by cursing on the street was like fighting. Cursing someone to death was also another explanation.

If it was the former explanation, Madol would only have to pay for the damages. At most, he would be locked up for a few months, which was nothing to a young, strong, and well-off man like him. After all, it was a case of human life, and paying such a price to settle it was already considered light. However, if it was the latter explanation, he would probably have to pay with his life.

Mado and his friends naturally understood this point, and they immediately deduced that if the middle-aged man was dead, the latter was more likely to happen. Therefore, they would not allow themselves to be captured. Instead, they would immediately take action and think of a way to escape.

As long as the person could escape, whether it was "heavily injured in a conflict" or "temporarily not back from a scientific research trip", it was a way to cover up the problem. Not to mention that the middle-aged man might not die, even if he died, Madol, who was "heavily injured", could not be convicted of a serious crime. As for the "scientific research trip", there might be a turn for the better in eight to ten years. Even if there was no turn for the better, with Madol's talent, he might just move to another place to live …

Murder and absconding were not rare in any world. Guan Yu, the famous general of the Three Kingdoms, who was regarded as a symbol of loyalty by the Chinese, killed and absconded. After he became famous, no one blamed him for it.

The legal system of this world was not much better than that of the Three Kingdoms. Even if it was a serious crime of murder, as long as one could escape and never come back, most people would be fine. When Gerrard killed a viscount, other than a wanted order, there was nothing else that could do to him.

If things continued to develop like this, Madol would probably become a fugitive and start a life full of ups and downs. However, since Sui Xiong saw it, he could not help but intervene. He waved his tentacles, and an invisible divine power fell on the middle-aged man who was being carried by the bodyguards and was about to be sent to the temple for treatment. So the middle-aged man, who had fainted due to anger and was about to die, let out a long moan and woke up.

"Boss! Boss is awake! "

"How are you?"

The bodyguards and helpers hurried to ask what was going on. The middle-aged man opened his eyes and looked at the messy scene around him. He shook his head and sighed.

"Madol Kong, your mouth stinks. Sooner or later, you will die because of your mouth!" He saw Mado, who was being protected by his friends and confronting the two bodyguards. He couldn't help but curse weakly before waving his hand and saying to the bodyguards, "Ignore this b * stard, let's go! I don't feel well, I want to go home and rest. "

Of course, the bodyguards would not disobey their boss, so they hurried to carry him away. Thus, the conflict was resolved. However, Madol's speech was also disrupted, and it was more or less ruined.

Madol looked very depressed. Even if his friends tried to persuade him, it would not help. He refused his friends' invitation and went home alone. He planned to sort out the information and continue to do some analysis and comparison.

But before he took a few steps, he heard a voice from the bottom of his heart.

"Your research is very interesting. Are you interested in doing some more in-depth research?"

Madol stopped and looked around in confusion, but did not see anything special.

"Who are you?" he asked in a low voice.

"Who I am is not important. What is important is that I am very interested in your research," Sui Xiong replied. "But, your research is too biased. I think you should study how to eat healthily and how to adjust your diet to suit different people. Are you interested in this? "

"That would require the help of a lot of volunteers. You would also need to travel around the world to conduct investigations, and you would need a lot of food and manpower. I do not have that," Madol replied.

"These are not problems. I can provide them. But, are you interested in doing this kind of research? "

"Of course!" Madol laughed. "That kind of research is much more valuable than what I am doing now!"

Sui Xiong nodded and laughed as well.

A few days later, Madol, who had arranged his family's affairs, went through a fixed-point teleportation with Sui Xiong's help and arrived at the largest restaurant in Void City.

He would become the assistant of "Gourmet" Miramon and assist this legendary master in his research on food and health.

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