Sui Xiong stood up very calmly, no different from an ordinary person.
But the way he "stood up" was very strange.
This was because not only was he "standing" taller, his body was also changing drastically. When he completely stood still, he had already turned into a pigman that was taller than a normal house.
Sui Xiong's pig-head was different from the pig-people who were fighting fiercely. The pig-head that Sui Xiong had transformed into had a pig's head, but his body was no different from an ordinary person's. It was like a big fatty with a pig's head, which looked very strange.
The pigmen were all stunned and stopped fighting, staring at him with dull eyes.
"Let me think, what weapon should I use …" Sui Xiong muttered, raising his eyebrows. He stomped his foot, and the soil around him wriggled and rose up, turning into a huge rake. Its nine sharp teeth shone coldly, looking very daunting.
He carried the rake and swaggered towards the pigmen that were fighting fiercely. As he walked, he laughed and said, "Seeing you guys fighting so passionately, my hands are also a little itchy. How about I join in the fun?"
Looking at the cold glint on the huge rake, the leader of the pigmen couldn't help but shout, "Using sharp weapons is against the rules! We pigmen never use sharp weapons! "
Sui Xiong looked down and casually lifted the rake upside down. He opened his mouth suddenly, and his whole head was twice as big as before. He actually put the sharp nine teeth into his mouth. After a series of creaking sounds of metal friction, when he took the rake out of his mouth, it had become a huge wooden club with a round head.
Looking at the wooden club that was thicker than his fat waist, the fat on the white pigmen's village chief's face shook a little, and he swallowed his saliva. The young man said, "This is too cruel … We don't kill people when we fight …"
"This won't do, that won't do, you guys are so long-winded, are you guys still fighting or not!" Sui Xiong pretended to be angry, took a deep breath, and his body became even bigger. He picked up the wooden club that had also become bigger, and with a wave of his hand, he smashed a big hole in the ground.
This time, the pigmen panicked even more. The white pigmen and the black pigmen looked at each other, and in an instant, their intelligence increased by 200%. Without a teacher, they mastered the skill of communicating with their eyes, and quickly reached a consensus.
"No more fighting!"
"Yes! No more fighting! We all love peace … "
Under their lead, the two groups of people who were fighting in full swing just a moment ago threw away the various weapons in their hands and put their arms around each other's shoulders. They didn't care if the person next to them was the culprit who caused them to be bruised and swollen. They all cracked open their mouths and laughed like monkeys who had snatched a camera from a tourist.
Sui Xiong laughed three times and casually threw the big stick to the roadside. In the blink of an eye, it turned into a pile of mud. He stretched himself, turned around, and walked towards the hotel.
With every step he took, his body shrank a little. When he reached the entrance of the hotel, he turned back into the seemingly harmless fat uncle he was when he entered the village.
"I'm going to sleep." He walked into the hotel, but he was not in a hurry to return to his room. He paused at the door, turned around, and said, "In order to celebrate peace and harvest, don't you think we should have a party? Everyone sing, dance, eat, drink, and have fun?"
So he did go to bed, and the party went on as scheduled.
When Sui Xiong was awakened by the noise, he looked out of the window and saw that the black and white pigmen were fighting each other for some unknown reason. The bonfire was still burning, and the barbecued meat on the rack was almost burnt. From time to time, soup and wine could be seen spilled on the ground. It was a mess.
"What's going on?" He couldn't help but frown. "These guys are so daring! They don't take my words seriously at all! "
He was about to go out and scold these bastards, but on second thought, he didn't go out. He waved his hand and caught a white pigman, who was groaning on the ground and couldn't get up, into the room to ask him what was going on.
"It's really not our fault!" The white pigman had been beaten to a purple pigman, but he was still very stubborn. He kept emphasizing that it was the black pigmen's fault, and the villagers were just innocent victims.
According to him, the black race and the white race had been enemies for generations. Although they had stopped fighting under Sui Xiong's violent suppression, the resentment in their hearts had accumulated more and more. During the banquet, a black pig man probably drank too much, so he laughed at the white pig man. Although the white pig men were good at farming, they were amateurs in fighting. If they continued like this, they would be like pigs that would be killed when they got fat.
How could the white pigmen swallow their anger? They immediately retorted, saying that the black pigmen were just fat and didn't know how to produce. All year round, they either ate tree roots and grass, or they came to their own kind for money. But to say that they were fierce and good at fighting, they were actually half-baked. Every spring, they had to be cannon fodder in the Orc's Holy War Army. It was so bad that it made people sad and cry. When they died, no one would help to collect their corpses. They might even be cut up by humans and roasted for food …
"Damn, who is this! What a vicious mouth! "Sui Xiong was secretly shocked and asked," So they started fighting? "
"Yes, they started fighting," the white pigman said. "Those bad guys are originally rude and uncultured. They only know how to fight all day long. They look for trouble when they have nothing better to do. Now that they have the opportunity, how could they not fight! "
Sui Xiong nodded and waved his hand. The white pigman instantly fell asleep. Then he cast a spell and caught another black pigman into the room to ask him what happened.
The black pigman's explanation was very different from the white pigman's. He said that black pigmen had a tradition of fighting after eating and exercising to help digestion. But this kind of fighting was just a pastime and shouldn't be taken seriously. However, the despicable White Pigmen actually took advantage of the time when everyone was full and had no strength left to fight. They were simply despicable and sinister to the extreme. Serves them right to be useless for the rest of their lives and only be able to deal with mud all day long!
Sui Xiong waved his hand again and made this guy faint.
He could tell that the two pigmen were not lying. It was just that their focus was completely different. Whether it was the lifestyle, values, or morals of the two races, there was a huge difference. Even if they ate and drank to their heart's content, it would not be able to alleviate the conflict between them.
"This is not good!" He couldn't help but sigh. "We are from the same root, why are we in such a hurry to torture each other! We are all pigs. Why do wild pigs have to make things difficult for domestic pigs? "
Looking at the messy scene of punches and kicks in the square, he couldn't help but feel distressed.
What should he think of to make these guys behave so that they won't fight whenever they have the chance?
Of course, he could make a move now and force these guys to behave. But he couldn't stay here forever. He would have to leave sooner or later. After he left, wouldn't this group of fellows start fighting again?
Sitting on the window sill, Sui Xiong fell into deep thought.
In the square, the pigmen of the black and white races were fighting more and more passionately. They were cursing as they fought.
The White Pig people had a higher level of education, and their curses were also of a higher standard. For example, "You uncultured pig whose parents are dead", "You stupid piece of oil that's so small that you can't see it", and so on. It really made people angry.
The education level of the Black Pig People was very low. When they scolded people, they would only say a few words, such as "f * ck you", "f * ck your whole family" and so on. They were vigorous and simple, giving off the feeling of a heavy sword without a sharp edge.
Listening to their curses, Sui Xiong's eyes suddenly lit up. He had an idea.
He waved his hand and a complicated magic array appeared in the air. He cast a summoning spell.
A light blue light shone. In an instant, Steele's figure appeared in the magic array.
Her face was flushed. She didn't even have a piece of cloth on her. But there was some suspicious white stuff that emitted a terrible smell.
"Your Majesty, why did you summon me at this time?" she said unhappily. "Ten minutes later … no, even five minutes would be fine!"
Sui Xiong didn't bother to ask her what she was doing. He also didn't want to think about the deeper meaning of "ten minutes" and "five minutes". He pointed at the messy scene below and said, "I remember you have a 'Great Estrus Spell', right?"
"Oh?! You are really … "Steele's eyes lit up. She flapped her wings and flew out of the window. But then she looked bored. She sighed and said," So it's the pigmen. Boring! Although these guys are big, their endurance is a problem. One by one, I don't know if it's enough for me to have a good time … "
Sui Xiong took a deep breath. He didn't know whether he should roar or complain. He said, "I'm not asking you to f * ck them! I'm asking you to cast a spell and let them f * ck each other! "
Steele's eyes lit up again. It was as if a door to a new world had been opened.
"That's a good idea! Why didn't I think of it before? "
She flew to a position almost above the center of the village. She raised her left hand high and began to draw strange runes while singing a strange song.
Her voice was soft and charming. It was like a pair of invisible hands, stretching from the ears to the hearts and firmly grasping the hearts of the listeners. Along with the song, a pink fragrance spread from the magic array that was quickly forming.
The pigmen had already been charmed by her song and fell into an indescribable excitement. Now that they smelled the strong aphrodisiac effect, they couldn't hold back anymore!
For a moment, they didn't care about whether the people around them were white or black. As long as there was a male and a female, they quickly paired up and began to work hard to reproduce.
"How long can this spell last?" Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction when all the battles in the square had changed. He flew to Steele's side and asked.
Steele estimated and said, "About two or three days."
"Two or three days?! If it's too long, someone will die! "
"Then I'll shorten it … Or I'll reduce the power of the magic array and speed up its consumption. In this way, they will be half sober tomorrow morning. But they will still be in a state of estrus and will only fully recover the day after tomorrow. "Steele asked," How about this? "
"Okay, let's do that!"
It was getting late. The bonfire in the square was still burning, and the pigmen in black and white were "exercising" happily.
Perhaps, after this incident, their relationship would truly ease up …
"Your Majesty."
"What's up? Do you have anything to say? Do you want me to send you back now? "
"No hurry. That big bird is very strong. It's okay to let him wait. Anyway, we have time to do it slowly." Steele smiled and said, "I suddenly realized that you are really creative …"
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