"Ah!" One of the agents pounded his chest and roared, "I can't take it anymore, I want to kill him, really!"
"Captain!" Another agent begged Miao Ying, "This guy is too arrogant, if we don't teach him a lesson, we'll lose face!"
"Yeah!" Another agent urged, "As the saying goes, the law doesn't punish the masses. Let's go beat him up, then sue him for slander, what do you guys think? I can't take it anymore! "
The agents were so angry that they clenched their teeth and stomped their feet.
Miao Ying also clenched her fists, wanting to beat Zhao Yu up right there and then. However, she was the captain after all. After seeing Zhao Yu's arrogance, she became more and more suspicious. Zhao Yu might have come prepared. If he was not equipped with a camera, then he might have a listening device. If she really beat him up, it might cause trouble for her in the future.
But seeing Zhao Yu call her a coward and say her Key Case Investigation Unit was a bunch of trash, how could she take this lying down?
Finally, the Overlord Flower Miao Ying slammed her fist on the desk. Everything on the desk jumped more than a foot high and fell to the ground!
After knocking on the table, the agitated and eager agents suddenly quietened down. They did not even dare to breathe loudly. Everyone knew that Miao Renfeng was angry, and the consequences would be dire!
"Zhao Yu! Don't go too far! "Miao Ying said fiercely," I'll let you die a horrible death today! Tell me, how about a martial arts fight? So what if it's a literary fight? "
"Wahaha …" Zhao Yu saw that his plan had worked and laughed, "Now that's what a hero should be! Martial arts fight is simple, we'll find a spacious place and fight until a winner is decided. The winner was the king and the loser was the bandit! Life and death are decreed by fate, riches and honor are decided by heaven! "
"What about a literary fight?" Miao Ying asked again.
"A literary fight is a little more complicated, there are many ways, like betting, imitation, and eating meat!" Zhao Yu began to spread his knowledge. "I won't talk about betting! If you want to learn from me, I'll do an action and you'll copy it. If you can copy it, it'll be your win! "
"What bullsh * t!" Miao Ying frowned. "If you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot, do I have to learn? Alright, I'll make a move and you'll learn it, okay? "
"Nonsense!" Zhao Yu roared, "You're a professional! If you did a 720 degree backflip, wouldn't I be dead?"
"Then how do we compete?"
"You can also compare breaking a rock on your chest, lying on a nail board, or piercing a hole in your palm …" Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying cross her arms and looked annoyed. "You can also compare eating meat! For example, the goldfish in the tank, the toad in the pond, and the mouse in the hole! Let's eat it raw on the spot. Whoever can eat it first wins! "
Hearing Zhao Yu's words, the police detectives felt nauseous and looked bitter.
"You … can you speak like a human?" Miao Ying was so angry that she frowned and glared at him. "You're crazy. Do you want me to call the mental hospital?"
"No need, out of my six psychiatrists, seven of them have already gone crazy because of me. Don't worry!" Zhao Yu laughed shamelessly. "Team Leader Miao Ying, since you don't dare to fight with words, then let's have a good fight! How about we sign a life and death contract? If I get killed by you, it has nothing to do with you, okay? "
"You!?"
Miao Ying was shaking with anger. She really wanted to fight with Zhao Yu again and teach this arrogant person a lesson. However, as the Key Case Investigation Unit Leader, if she really fought with Zhao Yu, even if she won, she would be covered in blood. If the higher-ups found out, she would not have a good time!
"What? You don't dare? " Zhao Yu shamelessly grabbed a stool and sat down, even crossing his legs. "If you don't dare, then admit that you're a coward!"
"Hmph! Don't be so arrogant! "Miao Ying said fiercely." Another day, somewhere else, I'll definitely teach you a lesson! But today is International Dog Love Day, I'm worried that people will say I'm abusing dogs! Hehe … "
Miao Ying finally found a way to talk back, and all the police detectives quickly laughed along.
"Coward, you're a coward. You don't dare to compete with this, you don't dare to compete with that, who do you think you are …"
"Don't we still have a bet?" Miao Ying suddenly interrupted Zhao Yu, her eyes flashing sharply.
"Bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended to be nervous, then smiled unconfidently. "Okay … tell us, what do we bet on? Oh … but there are rules for betting! "
Miao Ying noticed the slight change in Zhao Yu and felt more confident. She asked, "What rules?"
"The odds of a bet must be one to one, and it can only be carried out if both parties agree!" Zhao Yu explained. "For example, if you ask me to guess the color of your bra, then the chances of me guessing correctly are very low! So you can only ask me to guess if your bra is red? Or if you're wearing a bra or something? In short, I have to have a fifty percent chance of guessing correctly! That's fair and just! "
As Zhao Yu said this, all the men at the scene unconsciously glanced at Miao Ying's chest. Miao Ying suddenly blushed and tightened her jacket.
"Throwing dice, guessing big or small, drawing poker cards, as long as the odds are one to one, you can bet on anything! But if you're willing to bet, you must be willing to lose. No matter what the bet is, both parties must agree! " Zhao Yu continued, "But there's another rule, and that is, there's a difference between the host and the guest!"
"Host and guest?"
"If I'm here, I'm the guest, so if you want to bet, I have to be the one to suggest it! If you agree, then we'll bet. If not, then forget it! "
Miao Ying thought for a moment. Since both parties had to agree to a bet, why not listen to what he wanted to bet first?
"Okay, then you say it! What do you want to bet? What happens if you lose, what happens if you win? "
"Hmm …" Zhao Yu pretended to think and said, "How about … we bet on cell phone signal!"
What?
Zhao Yu's suggestion shocked everyone at the scene. They could not keep up with Zhao Yu's train of thought.
"That's it!" Zhao Yu took out his phone and said, "I know Qigong. When I use it later, I'll block all the cell phone signals in the entire police station! Hmm … I'm not strong enough, so I can only maintain it for five minutes! "
What?!
Zhao Yu's words shocked everyone again.
"What the f * ck, did this person's head get kicked by something?" One of the police detectives muttered from behind. "Isn't this a classic case of psychosis and delusion?"
"Yeah!" Another one said, "What does he think he is? Human Signal Jamming Device? What kind of weird bet is that? "
Miao Ying did not believe Zhao Yu's words either, but she thought more than the others. She was guessing if Zhao Yu had really come prepared. Was that arrogant, domineering, and annoying look of his just now used to confuse people?
But thinking about it, this was the police station. To block all the cell phone signals in the police station, it was not just a matter of using a high-powered signal jamming device. Wasn't that just a pipe dream!
"Team Leader Miao Ying!" Zhao Yu continued to play dumb. "You guys bet. Believe it or not, I can block cell phone signals. If I win, you let me go and let me interrogate Liu Pengfei!"
"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted. "What if I lose?"
Zhao Yu gestured for her to speak, meaning for her to speak!
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