"Police officer, you can't do this!" The blonde stuck out his tongue and said, "The camel is an animal, it listens to you! You broke something while riding the camel, so of course you have to pay for it! "
"Yeah! Yeah! "The others agreed.
"Hey, you guys are too much," Li Beini interrupted. "We were trying to catch a thief! From what I see, the bag thief is the main culprit. Why don't you guys go ask him for compensation! "
Li Beini took the blonde's list and looked at it. She was shocked and shouted, "What? Over nine thousand yuan? Are you guys crazy? You guys dare to ask for so much money with just a few pots and bowls? You guys … you guys … "
"Police officer," the blonde was still smiling. "Not just pots and bowls, but also a lot of expensive herbs! Our list is not fake at all! There are names on it. You can go door to door and check! Also, we don't care about the bag thief. We only know that you guys broke our stuff. You guys have to pay for it. It's only right and proper! "
"Hahaha … hahaha …"
No one expected Zhao Yu to laugh like a maniac after hearing this. Everyone was stunned by his laughter. They did not know why Zhao Yu was laughing.
Zhao Yu took the list and glanced at it. He laughed even harder, to the point of cramping up!
"Wahaha …" He grabbed the blonde's collar and pulled him in front of him. "This … this is your list of compensation? Are you kidding me? "
"Police … police officer …" the blonde asked guiltily, "What do you mean?"
"Sigh!" Zhao Yu shook his head and patted his chest. "Let me teach you! Look … there are only things on your list, but no people! This is obviously a mistake! "
"What … what do you mean?" The blonde scratched his head.
"If I were to do this," Zhao Yu pointed at the list and said, "there has to be a person with a broken leg on it! Mm … just say that the camel was stepped on and broke! Also, when avoiding the camel, I can arrange for someone to fall. A light fall would result in a lumbar disc herniation, a heavy fall would result in paralysis!
"This is human resources. With human resources, there is no limit to the money! Understand? "
"But, isn't that just making things up?" Blondie asked.
"F * ck! Motherf * cker, I've seen a lot of scammers, but I've never seen someone as unprofessional as you! "Zhao Yu lectured him like a senior." Are you stupid? Your goal is to extort money, understand? In order to achieve his goal, it was necessary to fabricate a story!
"Things are dead, but people are alive! I panicked when I heard that someone was in trouble! How much effort would it take if I were to investigate them one by one? Besides, if there really is a patient with a protruding disc, it won't be easy for me to investigate, right? "
"Then …" Everyone at the scene stared at each other.
"Pay attention, the crucial moment has come! Once you've settled the matter, you can open your mouth wide! " Zhao Yu pointed at the list. "Your list is too low. In my opinion, it should be at least five hundred thousand or one million!"
"Ah?" Little Blondie was stunned. "Isn't this … too strange?"
"Listen!" Zhao Yu continued lecturing. "When I see the price, won't I be dumbfounded? Won't I? Then, I'll definitely haggle with you in a panic! Then, you can go with the flow and give me ten thousand little by little. When I see that it's only ten thousand, I'll think that I've gotten a great deal. Won't I just pay you back obediently? Isn't this the same logic as doing business? "
"Oh … oh …" Little Blondie thought about Zhao Yu's teachings and realized that he was lacking when it came to extorting money.
Zhao Yu thought to himself, "I've extorted people more than eighteen hundred times in the past. I'm almost the ancestor of this line of work! You still dare to show off in front of an expert? "
"Young man, seeing that you're sincere in learning, I'll teach you another trick!" Zhao Yu said earnestly. "The police station is different from other units. If you want to raise a flag and demonstrate, we have a ready-made jail here. We'll definitely put you all in there!"
"Then … then what do we do?" Little Blondie looked at Zhao Yu with admiration.
"There are two ways. One is to use public opinion to suppress them!" Zhao Yu said. "Find a group of reporters, even if they're pretending to be reporters. Just carry a camera and hold a microphone. If you cause trouble again, we won't dare to arrest you! "
"Oh, then what's the second?" Little Blondie asked humbly.
"The second is to capture the ringleader!" Zhao Yu laughed. "I can give you the address of our police chief. Then, you can carry the one with the lumbar disc injury onto a stretcher and place it in front of his house. I guarantee that you'll be able to collect the money on the same day!"
"Oh … oh …" Little Blondie was convinced. The other debt collectors also nodded.
But the police detectives were all dumbfounded. Zhao Yu's dirty tricks were too vicious! If someone really extorted money like this, they would be in trouble.
"Zhao Yu!" Liu Changhu was anxious. "What are you saying? How could you … how could you teach them … and the chief … "
"Alright, bro! Thank you! " Just then, Little Blondie said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression. "Since you're so honest, I'll tell you the truth. Our list of names is indeed fake. How about this, we'll take a big loss. You give us two thousand yuan, and we'll forget about this, alright? That way, I can give the merchants an explanation, and you won't have to pay so much … You see … "
Seeing Little Blondie's hand in front of his face, Zhao Yu's face darkened. Little Blondie was so scared that he did not dare finish his sentence.
"Young man, I only taught you because I thought you had a special bone structure!" Zhao Yu said coldly. "You have to … think about it carefully. Do you really want to do this? "
"I … I …" Little Blondie raised his eyebrows, as if weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words.
Who knew that at this moment, a group of people suddenly rushed in from the door!
"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao …" A woman's voice with a Taiwanese accent came from the office door. "Excuse me, who is Officer Zhao Yu?"
Everyone turned to look and saw a woman in light blue fur walking in from the office door. Behind the woman were a few men in black suits.
The woman was very tall, and dressed beautifully, like a superstar. Everyone looked up, and their eyes were all drawn to her.
But suddenly seeing so many people, Liu Changhu was not happy. He immediately yelled, "What's going on? This is the Key Case Investigation Unit, how can anyone come in? "
"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng quickly appeared from the door. He quickly walked to the front of everyone and pointed at the tall woman. "I let them in. This is Miss Shao Jiaying! She's here to thank us! Here … "He gestured to the woman and pointed at Zhao Yu." This is the Officer Zhao Yu you're looking for! "
"Oh …" Shao Jiaying quickly walked in front of Zhao Yu and shook his hand excitedly. "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! If it wasn't for you, my hand … "
"You're welcome, this is what I should do!"
The woman's hand was smooth and delicate. Zhao Yu felt very comfortable, and did not want to let go.
"Oh, right! To express my gratitude … "Shao Jiaying nodded behind her, and a man in a suit immediately placed a bag in front of Zhao Yu.
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