"Zhao Yu!" In the quiet forest, Miao Ying's murderous roar could be heard. "Is your brain full of roundworms? Didn't I tell you to bring two tents? Where are the tents? What … what is all this? "
Before they left, Miao Ying had seen Zhao Yu bring two tent bags, so she thought that he had brought two tents as promised. Who knew, one of the bags was a tent, while the other bag was filled with all sorts of things.
"Mm …" Zhao Yu explained slowly, "This tent is the most expensive one in his shop. It's the latest fully automatic tent, and it can fit four to five people in it! Plus, it's to save resources! To walk such a long distance, we have to travel light. Wouldn't it be tiring to bring two tents? "
"What about the sleeping bag? Why did you only bring one sleeping bag? What about the waterproof mat? Where is it? "
Miao Ying scolded him as she opened the zipper of the other tent bag. In the end, eight to nine bottles of Tsingtao beer and a bunch of chicken feet and duck necks appeared.
"D * mn! This … "Miao Ying was so angry that her eyebrows were crooked." Zhao Yu! What did you bring with you? In the wilderness, Mister Zhao, did you bring peanuts and green beans? Tell me, why did you bring beer when we were on such a long journey!? Do you want to open a food stall in the forest? "
"Mm … About that!" Zhao Yu explained calmly, "It's to relieve my fatigue! It's been a long day, so I wanted to drink some alcohol to relieve my fatigue! "
"You b * stard! I give up!" Miao Ying pulled out the items in the bag and continued to scold him. "We came to the wilderness to solve a case, and you didn't bring a flashlight, rope, or even a lighter. Look at you, oh my god, what … what is this …"
Miao Ying took out a few big boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's bag.
"I … I misunderstood!" Zhao Yu blushed and said, "I am an upright person, don't even think about it! I've seen it on TV. This can be used to hold water, and it can also be used to tie things up. It's very sturdy! "
"Tie things up? Tie what? I think you have some bad tendencies, right? Is it a masochist or a sadist? " Miao Ying was seething with anger. "Luckily, I didn't trust you, Master Zhao. Otherwise, I would be left with nothing to eat!"
After that, Miao Ying turned around, pulled open the zipper of the tent bag, and began to skillfully set up the only tent.
"Mm … That … Captain Miao, listen to my explanation …" Zhao Yu leaned forward and wanted to explain.
"Scram! Gather some firewood! Stay away from me! " Miao Ying roared, "I must have been possessed. Oh my god, how could I have trusted a fool like you?"
"Okay, okay, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu quickly went to gather some firewood.
Although it was not yet 7 pm, the forest darkened quickly. The two of them had been on the road for a day, so they found a clean place to camp.
Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying had wanted to find a local guide, but Zhao Yu had chased all of them away. She had already booked one, but Zhao Yu had secretly given him two hundred yuan and sent him away.
Zhao Yu had finally found a good opportunity to get close to his goddess. How could he let someone else mess things up? Before entering the forest, he had patted his chest and promised that he was a wilderness expert, so he didn't need a guide.
However, not long after he entered, he completely lost his bearings! Luckily, Miao Ying had some outdoor experience, so she didn't go astray.
Actually, of course, all of this was Zhao Yu's doing. Although he was low on wilderness adventures, he wasn't that weak to the point where he was brainless.
The reason why he was so exaggerated was naturally because he wanted to do something with the beauty Miao Ying. As the saying went, if there were no difficulties, create difficulties. Only when there were difficulties, could the two of them get closer!
Hehehe …
A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex … This creativity was so blatant!
Zhao Yu hummed the song of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, while he leisurely gathered firewood. At the same time, he was fantasizing about the beautiful life in the tent with the beauty at night.
After a day's journey, they were about thirty to forty kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced the flood.
From tomorrow onwards, they would officially enter the tracking phase. So, tonight was the only time that Zhao Yu could have some fun with Miao Ying. He naturally wouldn't miss such a great opportunity.
Of course, having fun was one thing, but Zhao Yu didn't let his guard down. He had already used an enhanced version of the detector that could last for ten days. If anyone wanted to get close to him with electronic devices, they wouldn't be able to escape his detection.
Phew …
The fire was lit at the right time, as the sky was completely dark.
Perhaps Miao Ying had already seen through Zhao Yu's plan, as she didn't express her anger towards Zhao Yu after starting the fire. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she had brought over the fire and started cooking instant noodles.
"Hey? It smells so good … "Zhao Yu lifted his nose and sniffed. He was a little hungry, so he quickly moved forward and said," Captain Miao, can you cook me a packet? "
"No," Miao Ying said firmly. "Go eat your chicken feet! I didn't expect you to only bring this little stuff. I have to save some of my instant noodles! "
"Who said that I only brought this little stuff!"
As he spoke, Zhao Yu brought his satchel over and took out two plastic bags. One of the plastic bags was filled with sesame sesame seed cake, and the other plastic bag was wrapped with oiled paper. Wrapped in the oiled paper was a fragrant roasted chicken!
"Come on! I'm not as stingy as you. Here, take it … "Zhao Yu broke off a chicken drumstick and passed it to Miao Ying.
"What the f * ck!" Miao Ying felt dizzy. She took the drumstick and praised him. "Zhao Yu, you really are a weirdo in the field of survival in the wild! I'm impressed! "
"You flatter me! Otherwise, why would he be called Master Zhao in the wild? Here … "As he spoke, Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from his hip pocket." There are salted duck eggs here. Eat them with the sesame seed cake. They're solid! "
What the f * ck!
Miao Ying almost threw the drumstick into the fire.
After eating, the two of them planned their itinerary for the next day, as well as the search area. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted. His eyes were fixated on Miao Ying's beautiful face under the firelight. His heart thumped wildly, and a surge of primal male hormones spread throughout his body.
Zhao Yu was an expert. He thought of a way to get on top of his goddess.
"Hey? Captain Miao, before we sleep, let's spar again? " Zhao Yu stood up and brushed off the dirt. He said deliberately, "The few moves that you taught me at the martial arts club, I'm a little rusty. Why don't you teach me again?"
"What's wrong, pervert? What are you up to again?" Although Miao Ying was scolding him, she still stood up and sparred with Zhao Yu.
The two of them sparred on the open space next to the fire, practicing the moves that they had learned in the past.
Zhao Yu had a plan in mind. He had been practicing well, but he suddenly turned around and hugged Miao Ying's arms from behind. He then used a locking technique to imprison Miao Ying.
"You … Hey …" Miao Ying tried to shake her shoulders, but Zhao Yu was too strong. She couldn't break free.
Seeing that his plan worked, Zhao Yu immediately licked his lips and whispered in Miao Ying's ear, "Hehehe, Captain Miao, look … This move of mine is powerful enough, right?" Zhao Yu put his face close to Miao Ying's ear. "You can't move anymore. If I kiss your face, you'll lose …"
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