"Brother Yi, is it okay to bribe them?" Li Longji felt very awkward. 'Whoever doesn't cooperate, so what if I kill you?'
"Bribing is not the goal, the goal is to make them cooperate. To be honest, grasshoppers are delicious. The key is that the grasshoppers of our Tang dynasty are not poisonous.
If it's desert locusts, even chickens and ducks don't like to eat them. They taste bad and will be poisoned if they eat too much. It's the same for humans.
Third Brother, I'll catch some grasshoppers this summer and fry them. They're crispy and fragrant. "
Li Yi mentioned the species of locusts.
The Chinese locusts were actually not bad. They were much worse than the desert locusts. The desert locusts secreted toxins.
When there were a lot of desert locusts, they would eat each other when there was not enough food.
The Chinese locusts did not have that problem. Locusts were very profitable.
Moreover, if the locusts were dried and ground into powder, both livestock and humans could eat them.
They could be fried in a wok, skewered, and roasted. The taste was not bad.
Li Yi was thinking about how to eat them, but Li Longji was angry.
He believed Li Yi's words. There must be officials and civilians who did not kill the locusts but knelt instead.
They also needed other methods of bribery.
Empress Wang was calmer. She was actually a woman with her emotions.
She said, "I know about the performance on the fifteenth of the first month. That man and woman can't eat because of the drought and the locusts?"
She grasped the main point. Yes, the program that day specifically mentioned this matter.
Li Longji was shocked. He looked at Li Yi. 'Brother Yi, you not only helped Empress Wang that day, but you also have a trick up your sleeve?'
"Big Brother said that the news has already spread. If we control the locusts like this, I believe that many people will think about the content of the program and cooperate."
Li Yi admitted. That was what he meant. Otherwise, why would the male and female protagonists have to escape with locusts? Any reason would be enough.
The program performance and publicity naturally made everyone unhappy with the locusts.
"Brother Yi, you … I'll think of a way. Find the higher-ups and ask the Winged Knights to go with you. No matter what, you need at least 500 of them."
Li Longji had said last night that he would send Winged Knights. Now, he wished that he had tens of thousands of Winged Knights.
That way, he would be able to give Brother Yi more manpower.
I didn't think so before. I always thought that Brother Yi was a little silly to love the Tang dynasty and seek benefits for the people.
Only now did he understand the depth of Brother Yi's plan.
Aiya, the two prime ministers, Yuanzhi and Daoji, seemed to be quite pitiful.
Brother Yi knows that you two are narrow-minded, but how much do you know about Brother Yi's schemes?
If the two of you know about this, sigh!
Li Longji felt sad for Yao Chong and Zhang Shuo. Their little schemes were useless.
Impeaching this and impeaching that is nothing more than your own rights.
Look at my Brother Yi. He spends all his time writing books in Zhuangzi. He always has a carefree look on his face.
Zhen's Brother Yi will not impeach anyone. Even if the Wugong County's kilns are in the wrong, Brother Yi will deal with it in the same industry.
He could deal with whoever he wanted without the slightest bit of anger.
He was calm and collected. Even when he was swindling people, he was still so gentle.
Li Longji compared and reached out to rub Li Yi's head.
Empress Wang followed suit and rubbed his head.
Li Yi: "…"
The four palace maids and eunuchs were eating and listening at the side. They were all dazzled.
Dongzhu is indeed Dongzhu. So amazing! Wow!
"Brother Yi, will there be any problems in Chang 'an this year?" Li Longji was now in a state of not asking the heavens but asking the ghosts and gods.
"Every workshop will dig deep wells. Some things will seep into the original latrine pits. Many people will fall sick, and no one will be able to find out."
Li Yi mentioned the problem of water pollution in Chang 'an.
Chang 'an had 108 workshops. It was enough to have four to five pressure wells in each workshop.
He couldn't solve the problem of pollution infiltration and couldn't build a water plant.
But it was not a problem to dig wells. Big Brother's Craftsmen Alliance would take some time to do it.
As for whether the water below was hard water, Li Yi didn't think about it. How much more to think about? This was the Tang dynasty.
It was better than washing clothes and eating food upstream, right?
You live at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the tail of the Yangtze River. When you pee, I drink it.
Fortunately, it was far away. Otherwise, he would have gone over with a knife.
Therefore, this was not a poem about love at all.
Therefore, when Li Longji and Empress Wang went back after eating, Li Yi held his guitar and played a song that had nothing to do with love.
"Waves run! Waves flow! Thousands of miles of the surging river never stops. Washed away, the world's affairs are mixed into a surging tide. Is joy! Is sorrow! Can't distinguish between laughter and sorrow in the waves … "
Li Yi played and sang by himself. He didn't want to bribe people, but where in the world did not bribe people?
Therefore, he never taught the children honest things. Because when they grew up, no one would be honest.
Since that was the case, why should he cheat the children? What was the use of drawing a beautiful picture?
Those who taught the children, was there anyone who was honest?
This was the reality.
"Thousands of twists and turns, thousands of beaches, still can't calm down the struggle …" Li Yi continued to sing.
This song was still in the pentatonic mode, but there was a change in the rhythm.
Xin Yan, everyone, and the others who had eaten breakfast in the cafeteria were about to practice when they suddenly heard a sound.
They immediately rushed over and watched Li Yi play and sing.
Li Yi sang very wholeheartedly. The most amazing thing about this song was that it was a song for Shanghai Beach, but there was no mention of Shanghai Beach.
It was just like the dream chaser in Flying Fox of the Snow Mountain, the one who let the spring breeze blow your long hair.
That song was originally written for San Mao, but after some changes, it became the ending song. It sounded quite artistic.
Li Yi thought about it and sang it three times. If he sang it again, it would become an alarm clock.
Xin Yan and the others remembered it. Then, they looked at Li Yi with a coquettish look.
There was indeed something good. He sang it casually again.
Everyone was unhappy and surrounded him.
"Li Lang, this is …" Xin Yan asked on behalf of everyone.
"This … this is … the one that wrote the end of the Yangtze River … right? It's the water flowing and flowing, and then turning and turning. "
Li Yi really did not know how to explain it, so he did not explain.
There was that place now, but the geography of that place was slightly different. Moreover, it was not as prosperous.
"Can you still write the orchestration according to those songs you wrote before?" Xin Yan did not care how Li Yi made it up.
They just wanted to get the music out and what kind of instruments were there.
Some of the instruments made by Zhuangzi, they felt that they had discovered another world and could be added to the previous instruments and music scores.
Other than making changes to the various rituals and music for the royal family, the other parts were easy.
There would always be people who would write new and different sentences, and then if it was good, they would compose a song to sing.
"If you sing this song too much, aren't you afraid that the people in Pyong Kang Square will not accept it?" Li Yi was worried that the people in the Tang dynasty would not like some of the songs.
"What we sing, others will learn. We are the 'everyone'. "Xin Yan gave Li Yi another answer.
They were the trendsetters. In the entire Tang dynasty, who would dare to say that the songs of Pyong Kang Square were not good?
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