Princess Yongmu felt that the past year was like a dream. She was so happy every day.
Even now, he could still be so shameless. He just went to the party and pretended not to know.
She felt that she had never seen such a situation again since she was sensible.
Everyone knew each other, but they defended the situation that they didn't know.
The point was that they knew each other on the surface. Why was it so interesting?
Other men were always serious to their wives. She heard that they were different only when they did that.
Li Lang was thinking of ways to play every day. He could even be funny when he talked about business.
If it weren't for the fact that Li Lang promoted the development of the entire Tang dynasty and killed people with his own hands, at first glance, he would look very easy to bully and immature.
"Li Lang, what were you thinking when you first saw me?" Princess Yongmu touched the horse's head.
Li Yi thought for a while and sang, "You have never seen me, I have never seen you. When young friends meet, they hit it off …"
Princess Yongmu shook her head and listened, humming along. The song had a format, including the accompaniment. If there was a very discordant seventh or ninth chord, it would definitely be changed.
After singing twice, Princess Yongmu memorized the lyrics.
"Li Lang, is there anything else?" Princess Yongmu didn't think this song was bad. It was quite different from the mainstream.
"Sweet honey, your smile is sweet. Like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze … "Li Yi changed the song.
Anyway, no one was investigating his copyright issues now. If you have the ability, you can go to the Tang dynasty and sue me.
Princess Yongmu continued to be intoxicated. She was intoxicated.
She couldn't find a better husband than Li Lang in the whole world. Her husband was not only talented, but the most important thing was that his braised pork was delicious.
Thinking about it, Princess Yongmu showed an annoyed look. "Li Lang, you are so good. I, I don't think I deserve you. I'm stupid."
"How is that possible? Don't you think pigs are stupid? "Li Yi retorted.
"Of course they are stupid." Princess Yongmu nodded. She loved to eat pork, but she didn't like pigs.
"But pigs are sometimes very cute. For example, when I sing to you, 'Pig, you have two holes in your nose. When you have a cold, you still have snot hanging from your nose …'"
Li Yi chose another song, and no one pursued the copyright.
"Hahahaha …" Princess Yongmu couldn't help but laugh when she saw Li Yi mimicking a child and singing such a song.
After laughing for a while, she said to Li Yi, "I'll teach it to the children later. If they sing and move like you, they'll definitely be very cute."
She knew that what was really cute was not the pig, but the content and movements of Li Yi's singing.
…
Princess Yongmu was happy all the way. On the 21st of the twelfth lunar month, the group arrived at Lantian County.
The people of Lantian County did not welcome them like the people of other counties. They were used to Li Yi's existence.
Unless Li Yi went to a house alone, they would invite Li Yi in for a meal.
Otherwise, if Li Yi passed by, they would stop him and delay Li Yi's business.
"Let's go to the Drunken Immortal Residence and have a meal before going back." Li Yi finally let out a sigh of relief. They were home!
There was a large area behind the Drunken Immortal Residence. The Winged Knights were also on guard in other areas.
As soon as they entered, Zhangsun Xin came over with his wife.
His wife was Empress Wang's little sister. The concubine also followed, not daring to go forward.
There was a great difference in status between a concubine and a wife, not to mention the other identity of the main wife.
Then two babies ran over. They were the Xu family's Qian 'er and Xun' er. Qian 'er was the younger brother, and Xun' er was the older brother.
The two children came to the Drunken Immortal Residence to play when they had nothing to do.
When they saw Li Yi, the two babies actually recognized each other.
The little ones felt that they had found a playmate and started chatting with each other.
In the midst of the lively, warm, and harmonious atmosphere, a group of people rushed over.
There were four main characters in the group: Bi Goo, Su Yi, Song Jing, and Zhang Jiuling.
They had received the news in advance and rushed to Lantian County. They really couldn't take it anymore.
You go out to play and throw all kinds of problems back. Are we, the chancellors, deprived of our right to participate? Give us an explanation.
Do chancellors have no human rights? Do chancellors not need dignity? You, Li Yi, kidnapped His Majesty and ran away, yet you still don't let us rest. Don't you feel embarrassed?
Bi Goo had a sword at his waist. He held the hilt and strode toward Li Yi, looking like he would draw his sword at any moment.
"Old Bi, Old Bi, I missed you so much. Do your teeth still hurt?"
Li Yi knew the reason. He was in the wrong, so he went out to play and ended up tormenting the chancellors.
"My teeth are itchy. My hands are itchy too." Bi Goo pretended to draw his sword.
Li Yi blocked Bi Goo, not letting him draw his sword. "Old Bi, it's fine if your hands are itchy. Let's count the money. After counting, it won't be itchy anymore. I have a way to make money."
Bi Goo removed his hand from the hilt. "What way?"
"Are your hands still itchy?" Li Yi stared at the treasured sword.
"Alright, as expected of Divine Doctor Li Yi. Touch it and I'll be fine." Bi Goo looked expectant.
Wang Wei and Meng Haoran: "…"
Is this how you usually interact? Chancellors! Isn't this too casual?
"That's right!" Li Yi laughed.
"What's the way to make money?" Bi Goo stroked the sword's tassel.
"Sleeve type rice grinding machine, grinding machine, and shelling machine. Make use of the different sizes of the holes in the sleeve to grind and grind. You know about power, water power, animal power, and manpower. "
Li Yi indeed had a way to make money. Sleeve.
Bi Goo removed his treasured sword and made a show of it. Do you think you're a military officer?
If you want to use it, it should be Su Yi. He's the Minister of War.
Bi Goo looked for a place to put the sword and accidentally dropped it on the ground. The sword hilt fell off. There was no sword inside.
No, there was. There was a wooden stick. If not, the sword hilt would not be easy to fix.
Li Yi looked at Bi Goo in surprise. Old Bi Goo, you're so despicable too?
"What are you looking at? Do you believe that I can use a wooden stick to kill people? "Bi Goo stared at him.
"I believe. Old Bi, you've already reached the point where you can hurt people with flying flowers and leaves. You're amazing. No sword in your hand, no sword in your heart. "Li Yi gave him a thumbs up. Respect!
"Li Lang, what's your opinion?" Princess Yongmu did not care about the Prime Minister. In the past, she was afraid that the Prime Minister would be unhappy because her status was not high enough.
Now, she did not care. Would the Prime Minister dare to make things difficult for her? She had Li Lang!
"I'll sing a song for you. Watch my movements." Li Yi was bored and started to do Tai Chi.
"Blade light and sword shadows are not my sect. The vast sky and sea have their own style … No sword in my hand, no dust in my heart, that's my heart …"
After a simple set of Tai Chi, Li Yi stopped. The song was also finished.
The surrounding people were in a daze. Guo Ziyi was the most stunned.
When Tai Chi was used in actual combat, it was actually a free fight. But when it was used for performance, it was different. It was beautiful.
If you asked Li Yi to use the Tai Chi he learned to fight, he would not do it even if he was beaten to death.
If you asked him to perform, it would be different. The performance of Tai Chi gave people a sense of joy, especially the application of strength.
How would others know this? Guo Ziyi was such a powerful person, but he was mesmerized by it.
"Marching and fighting, changing between real and fake, free as the heart, a thousand can defeat ten thousand." Guo Ziyi realized that the art of war was not about fighting.
Fighting was like Li Yi's current state. He could fight three people at once, the kind that did not allow him to instantly exchange for a gun.
Yes, Guo Ziyi knew that he could not beat Li Yi because Li Yi could instantly exchange for defensive and offensive items.
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