"Xiao Yi, you must let me live for a few more years."
Li Dan, who was not afraid of death or wanted to die quickly, begged Li Yi again.
When Li Yi placed his hand on his knee, he felt a warm current flowing through his body.
"Therefore, sometimes a small help can make the people explode with infinite power."
Li Yi gently massaged with his palm. His palm did not leave Li Dan's knee.
Some girls, young girls, young women, and so on would sometimes have waist pain.
Men were the same. Many men always felt sore on the left side of their waist.
Some were caused by muscle fatigue. For example, there were always needles in the buttocks, left and right sides, and muscle injections.
It felt like waist pain, but in fact, it was the buttocks that hurt. After massaging the place where the needles were inserted, one would feel comfortable.
Sometimes it was the lower abdomen. Sometimes it was the uterus for women, and sometimes it was the vagina for men.
The vagina of a baby boy was not at the bottom, but at the top. It was usually the left side, the groin.
Then, the vagina slid down, so many men felt pain on the left side of their waist.
For this confirmed symptom, men put their hands in front of them to heat it up.
A woman's uterus was placed at the back and covered with their hands.
For those who cheated, they would get a tin foil like the cigarette paper in a cigarette box, spit, stick it on their body, and ask, "Is it hot?"
The cheated person would feel hot. Yes, hot.
Hot was right, because that place was not ventilated, and the other skin was dissipating heat. The place with the tin foil could not dissipate the heat.
But the cheater said that he was exerting his power. He was very good at exerting his power from far away to make you feel hot.
In fact, it was the same to change it to plastic wrap. Why not use quicklime with iron oxide in it?
The principle of the heat paste was very simple. Activated carbon, iron oxide, and quicklime.
Quicklime would heat up when it met water, and then become mature lime.
It obtained little hydrogen and oxygen in the air, so activated carbon, salt, and iron oxide powder were added as catalysts.
The same principle applied to the heat paste. The more developed the sweat glands on the feet were, the hotter the insole would be in a short period of time, and sweat would enter it directly.
Many people complained that the socks turned black after wearing the insole.
It was normal, because there was iron oxide and activated carbon inside, and they were all black.
The problem was the outer packaging. The outer packaging material was not good enough, so it leaked out.
For things of poor quality, the material itself was fine, but the problem lay in the leakage of the packaging material.
Li Yi understood this very well. He massaged Li Dan and said to himself, "What can I use to make it? The key was the glue.
Under the condition that the strength requirement was not high, gutta gum could be used as a substitute, or even fish gum, tree gum, and teng gum.
If our own people don't need it, export costs, profits, publicity, local agencies … "
Li Yi's mind wandered as he mumbled. At the same time, his hands didn't stop massaging Li Dan.
The surrounding palace maids and eunuchs were writing. Now, even if Li Yi farted, they had to record it.
Then, a special team would study why Li Yi was farting. Was he deliberately farting, or could he not hold it in?
What was the central idea behind his fart? What was the gist of the paragraph?
As Li Yi thought about it, his mind wandered again. He thought of some of the anti-eight-legged essay articles.
Those articles said: First, the form of this eight-legged essay. Second, the structure of this eight-legged essay. Third, the pretentiousness of this eight-legged essay. Finally, the dross of this eight-legged essay.
In addition, because of that, although, but, the eight-legged essay was criticized to be worthless.
Then, criticizing the writing format of the eight-legged essay, was it not another form of eight-legged essay?
After Li Yi finished speaking, his mind wandered. The palace maids and eunuchs were overjoyed. Just now, Li Yi spoke quickly, so they were afraid that they couldn't remember it.
Li Yi was stunned and quickly wrote, just like when Li Yi was copying the content of the teacher's words.
The difference was that Li Yi was a child who quickly recorded what the teacher said and didn't look at it again.
Now, after the palace maids and eunuchs recorded it, there was a special department to study it.
"Dragon slayers will eventually become evil dragons. Because they didn't remember the original intention. Humans, the most terrible thing is to be lost.
For example, if they thought that this was the Kaiyuan era, they really thought that the common people's lives were good.
When the price of grain in the capital government decreased, when did it mean that it was a prosperous era?
Since it was the Kaiyuan era, why were they so afraid of the drought in Guanzhong and the locusts in Shandong two years ago? "
Li Yi was doing logistics for the Tang dynasty, and always kept the development of the Tang dynasty on the right path.
He was driving the Tang dynasty's race car. There were no curves and no drifting. He was always taking shortcuts on the line.
On the highway, all moving units must go in an arc. Li Yi was driving the Tang dynasty on the tangent line.
The line between two points was the shortest. This was an axiom.
Li Yi took this to the extreme. He took out a series of technology and mineral distribution maps, just like a space jump.
People marked two points on the paper and then wanted to find the closest distance.
Li Yi just marked the two points, then folded the paper, and put it on the paper.
The locusts in Shandong naturally referred to the locust plague to the east of Taihang Mountains. Li Longji didn't have any feelings about this before.
Now that he thought about it, if Brother Yi didn't suppress the locusts at that time, the consequences …
Li Longji recalled that his relationship with Brother Yi was not the same as it was now.
"Brother Yi, let's look back at the past. What do you want? "Li Longji suddenly became emotional.
He felt that Li Yi paid too much and got too little.
"What about you?" Li Yi didn't answer Li Longji, but turned to Princess Yongmu.
"Thank you, Buddha, thank you, thank … thank you, father, for letting me meet you." Princess Yongmu blushed from her face to her neck.
Li Yi: "…"
Was that what I asked? Why did you …
Oh! Oh my God.
"Me too. When I first met you, I missed you day and night. I thought a lot. When I thought about it, I didn't dare to think about it. When I looked back, it was like a dream. But when I looked back, my heart was still the same."
Li Yi spoke from the bottom of his heart. He knew how to cherish.
He didn't have a princess in his heart. The imperial power was a joke. He protected the imperial power because it was the fastest way to help the people.
What Prime Minister? What Emperor? It all depended on his mood.
Only Princess Yongmu couldn't be considered from the perspective of benefits.
Some people married a princess to raise their status. Li Yi knew that he married a princess to make some people feel at ease.
This was called a compromise between politics and benefits.
But he actually liked Princess Yongmu. This was the most important thing.
Some people liked a woman's appearance, some liked a woman's family background, and some liked a woman's gentleness.
Li Yi felt that Princess Yongmu's happy smile when she ate the red braised pork was the most adorable. At the same time, Princess Yongmu worked hard to learn how to make her favorite red braised pork.
"Brother Yi, when will we arrive?" Li Longji suddenly asked.
"Third Brother, you can ask the Winged Knights about this in the future."
Li Yi was unhappy. So what if he's your father-in-law? I'm trying to improve my relationship with my wife. Do you believe that I will drug you?
"What? I can't ask you? "Li Longji shouted in dialect. You're holding my daughter's hand. Can't I say something?
"Ask the Winged Knights." Princess Yongmu told Li Longji.
"Yes, ask … Guo Ziyi, when will we arrive at the karst cave?"
Li Longji stared at Li Yi. He felt that he had lost many things after more than a hundred years.
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