Translator: WQL Editor: Aleem Su Haimei and Ying Feiqiong strode over to Zhang Tie's side and looked around as if they were looking for a place to sit. However, there were no benches for the two beauties in the mountain cave.
"Let's sit here …" Zhang Tie said as he looked around. He was sitting on a rock of appropriate size. There were two stalagmites growing out of the ground beside him. The two stalagmites were both higher than 3 m. Being close to the bonfire, they were as thick as a person's arms. Zhang Tie stretched out his hand and released his battle qi. Closely after that, the two stalagmites on his left and right were cut off by Zhang Tie silently from their roots. Like cutting carrots with a sharp kitchen knife, the smooth stone surface was exposed, which was suitable for Su Haimei and Ying Feiqiong to sit on.
However, the two stalagmites were on Zhang Tie's left and right sides. If the two women sat down, they would be on Zhang Tie's left and right sides. It seemed that Zhang Tie could hug them conveniently. However, Zhang Tie didn't mean to move his seat after finding two chairs. As there was no other suitable seat beside the bonfire, Ying Feiqiong threw a bashful glance at Su Haimei. Su Haimei gritted her teeth as she took a seat on Zhang Tie's right side. Watching Su Haimei taking a seat, Ying Feiqiong also took a seat on Zhang Tie's left side. The two beauties immediately sandwiched Zhang Tie.
With a faint fragrance floating beside him, Zhang Tie took a deep breath. Closely after that, he fiddled with a stick in the bonfire and threw some firewood into the bonfire.
Closely after that, Zhang Tie took out some potatoes and threw them into the bonfire. Closely after that, he covered those potatoes with the ashes. At the same time, Zhang Tie talked with the two women as if he was talking about his daily life, "The fire couldn't be too big. You couldn't directly put the potatoes on the bonfire; otherwise, the potatoes would be burnt or even set on fire. Additionally, the potatoes couldn't be far away from the bonfire; otherwise, the temperature wouldn't be enough. No matter how long they were roasted, the center of the potatoes would always be raw and wouldn't have any fragrance. The best method is to bury the potatoes in the ashes under the bonfire. In this way, the temperature of the bonfire could gradually transfer to the potatoes through the ashes. In this way, the potatoes would be cooked slowly; instead of being burnt or raw. I'm afraid that you two have not eaten roasted potatoes since you've grown up …"
Previously, the two women on Zhang Tie's side were a bit nervous; however, when they found that Zhang Tie didn't do anything to them; instead, he just focused on roasting potatoes, the two women gradually became less nervous and restless.
To be honest, Zhang Tie was right. The two women indeed didn't know how to roast potatoes. As disciples of Yin-Yang Sect, they didn't know how to roast potatoes even when they were young. Although they knew how to roast wild game, they couldn't find potatoes everywhere. Additionally, even if they could, the two beauties might not like to make themselves dirty. After promoting to immortal generals, they could always prepare emergency food in their portable space-teleportation space. Those food could be taken out and eaten at any time. They would never prepare some humble potatoes in their food and roast them when they wanted to eat them.
Because they didn't know how to roast potatoes, the two women had an extremely strange feeling watching Zhang Tie, the Dragon Emperor of Dragon Emperor Immortal Palace, fiddling with the ashes and potatoes skillfully in front of them and "imparted" the "secret" of roasting potatoes to them. Zhang Tie in front of them was not the Dragon Emperor who had just killed a supreme-level immortal general in such a short period of time. Apparently, he was just a common teenager next door. After seeing them changing their clothes, this teenager glanced over their bodies with a scorching look. Meanwhile, he was roasting potatoes quietly beside the bonfire.
They didn't know that Zhang Tie didn't disguise himself at all and didn't care about others' opinions. He just acted according to his heart.
King roc could soar above the ninth heaven and dive into the ocean in the form of a Kun. King roc was not a king roc; neither was it a king roc. It was just a manifestation of one's nature.
However, Zhang Tie's nature was always that ignorant teenager who had a crush on his beautiful teacher in Blackhot City. In order to make money for his family, he was a flesh-bag in the fighting club. Meanwhile, he had some pink fantasies about beautiful women on his side.
The only difference was that Zhang Tie didn't have the courage to look at Su Haimei and Ying Feiqiong; however, at this moment, Zhang Tie could appreciate their beauties frankly in front of them.
Each of them had an innocent teenager in their heart!
Teenagers would never die; instead, they would wander in the horizon or the corner of the sea. They would wait for you to find them and laugh with you one day!
"We … indeed don't know how to roast potatoes …" Su Haimei admitted frankly after feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Haha, this is actually not difficult at all. See, all of you just have to sit beside me and watch. Won't you understand it immediately?" After throwing a glance at Su Haimei, Zhang Tie replied with a smile, "It's not difficult to roast potatoes; however, it's very difficult to perceive the truth of life from simple roast potatoes; especially for men. Many men could not perceive any truth from roast potatoes for the rest of their lives; however, these men might be single for the rest of their lives and have no fate with women! “
"Roasted potatoes can help you understand the principles of life? Is it related to whether a man is fated with women or not? "Ying Feiqiong also watched Zhang Tie with a bizarre look.
If we compare women to potatoes, then the first kind of man would put the potato on the fire as soon as he sees the potato he likes, wishing that he could roast the potato and swallow it in one gulp. The most direct reaction of such a man when he sees a woman he likes is that he would be impatient and want to sleep with the woman on the first day they meet. He would even sleep with the woman for seven days. In the eyes of women, this kind of man is a lecher. As long as they get close to this man, the man's scorching temperature can roast all women to a crisp, causing them to be fearful of him. Chasing a woman with such a roasted potato is like robbing a bandit. Both of you are women, don't you think so … "
After hearing Zhang Tie's straightforwardness, Su Haimei and Ying Feiqiong felt a bit bashful as if they were drunk. Words like "chasing after a woman" and "sleeping with her" were all straightforward secular slang. They had only heard it a few times since they were born. After hearing Zhang Tie's words, they felt stimulated and novel; especially the truth in Zhang Tie's words touched their hearts. Therefore, they had to agree with him.
"What about the second type?" Su Haimei couldn't help but ask.
"The first type of man chasing after a woman is like a bandit robbing a bandit. The second type of man chasing after a woman is like a scholar rebelling. He wants to roast a potato, but he's afraid that the temperature of the firewood will burn the potato, so he places the potato far away from the fire. In the end, either when the fire is completely extinguished, the skin of the potato will still be raw and can't be eaten, or when the person next to him can't stand it and directly snatches the potato into his own fire. When the fire is extinguished and the potato is gone, these people will blame themselves, complain that God is unfair to them, complain that women are hard to deal with, and start to drown their sorrows in alcohol. From then on, they feel that all women in the world are like this …"
"What do you mean by that?" Ying Feiqiong asked Zhang Tie as she tried to hold back her laughter.
"Of course …" Zhang Tie blinked his eyes as he continued, "If you want to chase after a woman, you'd better cover her with ashes. Don't put her close to your firewood; neither do you throw her far away in the wind. Instead, put her under the firewood and cover her with ashes. Additionally, don't let others see her. You should let them feel your heat and temperature. Additionally, you should give them enough sense of security. Let them think that they're enjoying the warmth of the sun in the soil and could take root and sprout. In this way, when the time comes, they would be ripe and ready to eat. Those who stay single for the rest of their lives and couldn't find a girlfriend or wife should learn how to roast potatoes …"
"They all say that Your Majesty comes from a foreign region outside Motian Realm. In the foreign region where Your Majesty comes from, are all the men as clear as Your Majesty by roasting potatoes? They know women better than disciples with yang bloodline of Yin-Yang Sect. If that's true, I don't know whether I should feel happy or worried about that foreign woman …" Su Haimei said as she bit her lips with an enchanting and vivid look.
"Haha, don't worry about that. I've figured it out by myself. The place where I come from has much more men than that in Motian Realm …"
"Your Majesty, how many 'potatoes' have you roasted in this way …" Ying Feiqiong asked as she stealthily threw a glance at Su Haimei.
After hearing this question, Zhang Tie's smile gradually disappeared. When Ying Feiqiong felt a bit flurried as she felt that she shouldn't have asked such a question, Zhang Tie revealed a self-mocking smile as he said, "I've roasted a pile of potatoes; however, I didn't hold them all. Some of them ran away …"
Translator: WQL Editor: Aleem Su Haimei and Ying Feiqiong watched Zhang Tie with a dumbfounded look. Su Haimei looked complex while Ying Feiqiong watched Zhang Tie with full sympathy. Although Zhang Tie said it vaguely, as a woman, Ying Feiqiong instantly thought of another aspect — — the roasted potatoes must have fallen into another man's bowl or rooted, sprouted and grew leaves. The leaves of the potatoes must be verdant …
Zhang Tie didn't notice the facial expressions of the two women on his side. He just didn't want to continue this topic. Therefore, he waved his hand as he continued to fiddle with the potatoes in the bonfire. Closely after that, he shifted the topic to the two women and Yin-Yang Sect, saying, "Oh, I've not imagined that you two have already promoted to wind immortal generals after a few years. Congratulations! After leaving Yin-Yang Sect in Cyan Lotus City, although I've already asked Dragon Emperor Immortal Palace to inquire about your whereabouts and give you some help when you need it, I couldn't find you anymore. I wonder how's Yin-Yang Sect, Yuelan and Ruoxin doing?"
After hearing Zhang Tie's question, the two women's eyes gradually turned red …
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