If he really had zero acting skills, I might be able to salvage the situation.
But his acting skills are not zero, it's negative!
Bro, you've been learning how not to be a qualified actor for the past two weeks!
Ever since this assistant had graduated, he had joined Deng Xiaogang's team. A newcomer who could be picked by Big Beard Deng was also quite talented in the school.
After traveling with Big Beard Deng for a year, the assistant boasted that he was very knowledgeable. He had seen all kinds of people and actors.
He had also taken on some commercials and acted as a director. He had some achievements and met all kinds of "talents".
The investor had sent his mistress over to play around with a rich second-generation heir. Okay, there was also his cousin who was studying in high school.
Which one of them had a foundation in acting?
Didn't that mean that under his constant guidance, the commercial was successfully shot?
In the past, the assistant thought that he was talented and that he would eventually become an evergreen tree in the Chinese film industry like Big Beard Deng. He would become a top director who perfectly combined business and art. He would leave behind one blockbuster film after another that was worthy of praise and box office hits. He would leave a strong mark in the history of the Chinese film industry!
Until he met Chen Guang.
Whether it was the performance type, the method type, or the most extreme experiential type, the assistant thought that he could explain the profound in simple terms to Chen Guang and did a very good personal demonstration. At the same time, he spent a lot of effort to understand the state of the assistant general that Chen Guang was going to play.
You are the assistant general. The general that you deeply respect is being humiliated by the other general in a scolding match. How do you feel at this time?
Anger! Unwillingness! Hate each other! With a strong urge to fight, to fight with the other party for 300 rounds to restore the dignity of the general!
"Look at my expression. How should a person look when they are angry? Eyes wide open, nostrils slightly open, lips slightly long, teeth clenched. Come, look at my expression first. Try it in front of this mirror. "
This was the technique of the performance type.
"Your nostrils are too big. You remind me of Erkang. Your nostrils are almost covering your face. Can you shrink it a little?"
"Bro, you are hysterical, not angry."
"Bro, the mirror is crying because of you."
"Well, for a person with no foundation, it is a bit difficult to use the performance type to act. Let's change our way of thinking. Bro Chen Guang, who is the person that you respect the most since you were a child?" The assistant chose to give up the performance type.
Chen Guang shook his head, "It's my dad. Ugh, Bro Yang, wait a minute. I know what you want to say. You must want to say, imagine him being humiliated by someone, what kind of expression should he use to face it? You might really say a few curses to demonstrate, but, Brother Yang, with my temper, I'm usually very easy to talk to. I just can't stand people talking bad about my parents. I'm not joking. I really can't say it. Why don't you change your example? I'm really sorry. "
When the assistant named Yang Xi heard this, he secretly rolled his eyes. If you weren't personally invited by Director Deng, I would really want to strangle you to death!
Yang Xi was helpless, "Then let's change the person. You are a language teacher in primary school, right? What do you think? "
Chen Guang was silent, "That's my mom."
In the end, it was Chen Guang's fake cousin who got implicated. Of course, it was useless. In fact, if it was Chen Guang's parents, not only would it be useless, Chen Guang might even have to go to the hospital to recuperate for a while.
Well, the method was also an avalanche.
Experience type?
Yang Xi only wanted to say two words. Haha.
God had mercy. When Yang Xi was about to collapse, it was lunchtime.
The short rest saved his crumbling mind, but it brought him an even more terrifying nightmare.
The reason was simple. Big Beard Deng was carrying a lunch box and strolling over.
As Big Beard Deng walked, he stuffed food into his mouth while greeting the crew members who passed by. His steps were very slow, but every step he took was like a blunt knife cutting into Yang Xi's heart, causing him to twitch in pain.
At the same time, Chen Guang also knew that his performance this morning was terrible. After two hours of struggle, he was faced with a cruel reality.
In this world, there were indeed people who were born actors. When they stood in front of the camera, they were like actors.
However, there were also people who were not born actors. When they stood in front of the camera, they were like a tragedy.
Unfortunately, this tragedy was him.
Studying hard for two weeks was useless. It only left him with scars.
He was helpless. Usually, he swindled people and lied with his eyes wide open. He felt no pressure doing these things.
Although he had suffered many setbacks during the past two weeks of hard work and was jokingly called the worst acting in history by his classmates, Chen Guang still insisted that he could become a qualified actor. They were just playing a harmless joke on him.
But after talking with Yang Xi for so long, he finally realized that he was wrong. Very wrong.
The White Snake and the other scumbags with their big mouths were not kidding. They were right! They were serious!
How embarrassing! How hopeless!
Chen Guang also worked very hard. He imagined the scene in his mind. He thought that he was that person. He also knew very well what kind of expression he should make in that situation. But when it came to actual acting, no matter how good he felt about himself, when Yang Xi showed him in the mirror, he felt that he was not acting, but a piece of dead pork that had been frozen in the refrigerator for a year.
The play within the play and the play in life were completely different for him!
But he really did not want to give up this opportunity. Even if he knew that he did not have the talent to be an actor, he could not just wave goodbye to a hundred thousand yuan!
"Kid, how is it? After practicing for the whole morning, you should have some results, right? Yang Xi is a good director that I found from the Chinese Opera. Although he is young, he is good at teaching actors. As you can see, I really can't get out of my nest. I really can't come out to pick you up. Please don't mind me! " Big Beard Deng sat on the stool next to Chen Guang and said with a smile as he ate.
This morning's shooting was exceptionally smooth. Big Beard Deng was also in a good mood. His whole face looked ruddy. When he spoke, the Big Beard on his chin trembled with rice. It was very funny.
He really did not get hurt by the curse of hitting villains.
Chen Guang looked up and squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying. "Uncle! I … "
Interrupting Chen Guang's words, Deng Xiaogang patted on Chen Guang's shoulder and continued, "You don't have to be polite with me. Naturally, you have to do a good job as well. Although it's only 30 seconds of footage, many people are fighting for it. It is not complicated. It is only a 30-second panoramic shot. You just need to be in the middle of the crowd. As long as your expression is basic, it will be fine. I see that you are a smart kid. Such a simple thing, I am sure you can do it well! With your body, you are simply born to act in a martial arts film. I have high hopes for you. Yang Xi, I will hand him over to you. After this episode, there will be Chen Guang's scenes. You have to take good care of him. Otherwise, I will hold you accountable! "
Deng Xiaogang finished speaking and left. He was really busy. He could not even rest for a meal.
Big Beard Deng's last words turned into a sharp knife, stabbing into Yang Xi's heart.
Chen Guang and Yang Xi looked at each other helplessly. They sighed helplessly. Such a disaster was destined to happen!
At this time, Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage came together.
Chen Guang and Yang Xi's eyes lit up at the same time.
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