On one side was the fish, and on the other side was the bear paw. He wanted both the fish and the bear paw, and he wanted to eat them right now. How hard was it to choose?
At this moment, Chen Guang was suffering great torture.
He approached the bathroom, where the sound of water was coming from, and his heart was racing. He took out the Painting Scroll from his bag, and he couldn't hold it. The back of his hand was meat, and both sides were meat, and they were all so tempting.
Lu Ming Guo's voice suddenly sounded in his heart, "Stupid! Didn't you want to see Jin Pingmei? You can have your cake and eat it too! You can find Lu Fei to talk about life philosophy with you from poetry and songs! "
It seemed like Liuli was really going to carry out her big plan this time, so it was Lu Ming's turn to ridicule.
"Don't mess around, that was just a random thought. Who would be so stupid to watch Liu Bei learn inner strength? Besides, I'm such an upright person, I definitely won't have any feelings for Liu Bei. "
Lu Ming asked, "Liu Bei?"
"Imperial Uncle Liu! Pornographic novels! "
"Uh, you win. However, this Divine Emperor has something to say, but I don't know if I should say it. "
Chen Guang, "Please say it quickly."
"This woman, Lu Fei's feelings for you are real. She wants to do something with you now because she believes in your title as the Douluo World's Great Magister. Now that you said you can't return to your hometown, she is worried that your heart will be empty, afraid that you will be sad, so she wants to comfort you and take the opportunity to establish her position in your heart."
Chen Guang was stunned. Although he felt that Lu Ming's words were too low on Lu Fei, it seemed to make sense.
A woman's heart was indeed unfathomable. The ones who understood women the most weren't men, but other women!
"Alright, if what you said is right, then what should I do now?"
"You have to understand your own heart. Do you want to become stronger, or do you want to satisfy your lower half?"
"Don't make it sound so bad. I'm having a normal emotional exchange with my beloved Sister Lu Fei."
"Pfft! Alright, becoming stronger or emotional exchange, which one is more tempting to you? You are the owner of the Heavenly Holy Grail, a man who will rule over the Three Thousand Worlds in the future. If a man has power, what can't he have? "
Chen Guang: "It sounds like you're going to persuade me to learn inner strength. I also want to become stronger, but how can I let down Sister Lu Fei's passion! I have to be a man! "
"Pooh pooh pooh! Then let me help you decide! "
"What are you doing?"
Chen Guang exclaimed in his heart, but it was already too late. As soon as Lu Ming finished speaking, his body stiffened. He felt a chill in his crotch, as though it was being blown by the wind.
"Sister Liuli doesn't have time to care about you right now. I'll do it!"
"What did you do?"
"You probably don't know, although this flower is a latecomer, this flower has already partially fused with the Holy Grail. This flower can also send some godly power to you for free, allowing you to experience the special service of the Godking."
"What special services?"
"It's not difficult to make your pile driver run out of oil temporarily."
"What?!"
Chen Guang cried out in shock. Then, he stuck his hand into his crotch, and his entire body felt terrible.
To think that I, the dignified and strongest pile driver in history, could be said to be invincible, killing gods and Buddhas, had actually become a pile of mud!
"You! How can you do this! "
"Stop struggling and go read. At least you'll be resting tonight."
Lu Ming said sinisterly.
Chen Guang secretly gritted his teeth. He used to think that Liuli was the most unreasonable person in the world, but now he understood that it was because Lu Ming had been suppressed by Liuli previously. Now that he had given her some space, she revealed her true nature and gave him a head-on blow. How cruel was that?
Chen Guang felt wronged as he lit seven candles and arranged them in a seven-star formation in the bedroom. Then, he turned his head and silently looked at the bathroom where Lu Fei was bathing. The sound of water was still there, but the boiling blood in his heart had already turned ice-cold along with the pile driver that had completely stopped working.
Old Man, I have the heart to kill the enemy, but I don't have the strength to reverse the situation!
"Beautiful Miss Lu Fei, I have continuously cast Forbidden Spells today, and my mental strength and mana have been greatly depleted. Previously, when I was outside, I had been forcing myself to not let people worry, but now, exhaustion is attacking from the depths of my soul like a tide. I have to meditate to recover my energy, and I must not be disturbed. After your bath, you should rest early. If there's anything else, we can talk tomorrow. "
The considerate Chen Guang also didn't want to hurt Lu Fei's heart, so he thought of an especially great excuse, and even borrowed a new term from magic fantasy novels that could scare people. Meditation!
That's right, just a little more than a hundred degrees would be enough to know. Meditation was the standard for mages to train in seclusion in the novels. It was a very serious matter, and Lu Fei would definitely understand his difficulties!
"You're a considerate man."
"If it weren't for you, I would have been more considerate."
"Aren't I doing this for your own good?"
"I really thank your whole family!"
As Chen Guang cursed, he sat down in the middle of the Seven Star Candle Array, then took out his phone and searched for the Song of Morality.
In the era of mobile reading, everyone could read wirelessly. Training inner strength also had to keep up with the times.
Reading on the phone, everything could be found with one search, convenient and easy to use, no need to explain!
You must remember to support the original version!
Besides, he was about to enter the sect in one day and ascend to godhood in six days, who would have the time to go to the bookstore to look for printed books?
However, there was a discordant voice messing around in his heart.
"Where's the promised Golden Lotus?"
"You're playing the Golden Lotus!"
"Where's the promised bath and change of clothes?"
"No time! I already told Sister Lu Fei that I wanted to meditate, does your family's mages meditate while taking a bath? "
"Then you should at least change your clothes!"
"Haven't I already changed into my pajamas?"
"I think it's better to wear a Daoist robe. Although the inner strength in this world isn't considered an inferior ability to This Emperor, it represents a new realm for a brat like you. You can't take it lightly!"
"So today's timing doesn't seem too coincidental. Why don't you let go of my pile driver first and let me do Sister Lu Fei tonight. Then, we'll plan properly tomorrow. Tomorrow, I'll arrange for someone from Tianguang Brokerage to buy some precious ancient books, then I'll take a bath and change of clothes, fast for a day, then come again …"
"Save it, aren't you just a man with sperm in your brain? Stop struggling, there's no chance! I'm not as easy to talk to as Sister Liuli! "
Chen Guang rolled his eyes. Which eye of yours thinks Liuli is easy to talk to?
He looked at the time on his phone again. "But it's only ten o 'clock now, it's not exactly midnight yet."
Lu Mingguo: "That's not important! You start right now! Immediately! Immediately! I can't wait even a second! Don't force me to use my ultimate move, or I'll make sure you don't have oil for the rest of your life! "
"Sigh, alright."
Chen Guang lowered his head and looked down at his phone, resigned to his fate.
The time wasn't right. Reading an article on his phone, not showering, and wearing pajamas, this was the state he was in when he was preparing to practice the "Painting Manual" to stimulate his inner strength.
If Wenwen knew that Chen Guang was practicing the "Painting Manual" like this, she might be so angry that she would take the secret manual back.
About ten minutes later, Lu Fei walked out of the bathroom with a bath towel wrapped around her. She looked a little disappointed. She tiptoed to the door of Chen Guang's bedroom and listened carefully. She really didn't hear a single sound. She sighed and thought to herself that although she didn't know what was going on with a Grand Magister's meditation, seeing how serious he was, she really couldn't disturb him.
Sigh, I thought this was a rare opportunity, but unfortunately, he's tired. Forget it, another day.
At this time, Chen Guang didn't know that Lu Fei had returned to the guest room with a slightly dejected expression. Instead, he was sweating profusely while reciting the "Song of Righteousness" in his heart.
As a descendant of the Wen family, the "Song of Righteousness" was the most frequently used when practicing the "Painting Manual". It was extraordinary. It was written by Wen Tianxiang in prison. The words were heroic and awe-inspiring. When one read it seriously, one's emotions would be substituted, and the righteousness in one's heart would naturally rise.
For example, Wenwen, as a typical representative of those who relied on the "Song of Righteousness" to enter the Dao, although she was a woman, her actions revealed a heroic and manly aura. In private, Chen Guang even ridiculed her as a tomboy because she was too manly.
Before he officially started to read it, Chen Guang felt that reading the "Song of Righteousness" would bring out the best in a man like him. It was like a hero with a sword, Lu Bu with a red rabbit, a perfect match.
When he first started to concentrate, his nose smelled the faint smell of smoke from the burning candles. In front of him, he saw several flames tumbling and jumping in the darkness. The mysterious Seven Stars Formation even led the candles to move. The candles that were originally fixed on the ground seemed to have grown legs, circling around him.
Chen Guang knew that this should be an illusion. This was the mystery of the Seven Stars Formation. It was precisely using the smell of incense from the candles and the mysterious wandering changes that made it easier for the cultivator's heart to sink at night, and it was easier for him to enter the artistic conception of the writing.
Chen Guang's heart calmed down. He could almost recite the "Song of Righteousness" backwards, but he could not find the feeling of righteousness that arose spontaneously.
He recognized every word, he understood the meaning of every line of the poem. He could also understand Wen Tianxiang's firm willpower when he wrote this five-character ancient poem under that kind of circumstances. But his heart could not give birth to any feelings, and he could not put himself in the shoes of the poem. This made his heart hurt, and it made him understand a rather cruel fact.
Old Man … was not upright enough?
Oh my!
How is this possible!
I will never admit it!
I am such an upright person, you won't be able to find me even with a lantern. My sense of righteousness is so strong!
I like to uphold justice!
I see injustice on the road and pull out my sword to help!
I risk my life to save people. Although they are all beauties, but my heart is pure!
But I was actually looked down upon by the "Song of Righteousness"?
This is not scientific!
"Why not change to another book, please accept the sincere suggestion from the Deer Cry Deity Emperor. After all, I feel that the cheapness in your bones exceeds your righteousness. Really, righteousness cannot suppress evil. "
The Deer Cry Deity Emperor muttered in his heart again.
Chen Guang, "Impossible! I won't accept it! "
After another half an hour, he bit his lips, wishing he could look up to the sky and roar, "Heavens! Earth! This is a misunderstanding! It's really just a misunderstanding! "
"Don't quibble, your heart will not lie. You really are not an upright person, change to another book."
"I will change to the Book of Songs!"
After another ten minutes, when he read the "Book of Songs", "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the continent of the river. A fair and graceful lady, a gentleman's desire ", an image suddenly appeared in his mind. He was standing on a small boat, drifting along the riverside. In the distance, there was a woman in a long white dress, bending over the riverside to wash her clothes.
The image in his mind became clearer and clearer. With an inexplicable thought, the small boat drifted with the current towards the washerwoman. As he got closer, he realized that the collar of the woman in white was slightly open, and the two half-breasts were faintly discernible as she washed her clothes. It was very alluring.
Looking at her face again, it was a little strange. At first glance, it seemed to be misty, but when he concentrated, it looked like Lu Fei. His mind wandered a little, and when he looked again, it looked like Wenwen, and when he looked again, it became Zhuo Jingsi.
This woman's face was indescribable, it did not look like anyone, but it looked like everyone.
Chen Guang squinted his eyes, wanting to see clearly, but his body suddenly trembled, and he recovered from the illusion.
"I really have to give it to you! A fair and graceful lady, a gentleman's desire, and you almost broke through the seal of my divine power! You are going against the heavens! Accept your fate. Truly, this is your true destiny! This is what is engraved in the depths of your soul! That's right, you were born wretched! Why do you have to be noble? "
Lu Ming was exposed by his words. When Chen Guang was distracted just now, the pile driver that ran out of oil almost started by itself.
Chen Guang blushed slightly, "I don't believe you, let me try the Analects of Confucius again."
Unfortunately, the words of Confucius could not bring him even the slightest feeling.
He tried Yue Fei's Rivers Run Red, failed.
He tried Su Shi's Shuidiao Getou, failed.
Du Fu's Charcoal Seller, failed.
Li Bai's Bringing in the Wine, failed.
He even tried Spring Snow in the Qin Garden, but it still failed.
Unknowingly, with him dawdling like this, it was already past 12 o 'clock, and the seven candles were almost burnt out.
"Really, look at Jin Pingmei. If you don't get the feeling after the seven candles are burnt out, you will really be blind tonight. You only have ten candles at home, and they are not sold outside at this time."
Lu Ming reminded him very considerately.
Chen Guang was silent, and his heart was desolate. Something must have gone wrong.
I'll call Wenwen and ask!
That's right, it's decided happily.
"That … Wenwen, what's going on? I tried Song of Morality, Analects of Confucius, Rivers Run Red, and so on, but it's not enough, and I can't get the feeling! "
On the other end of the phone, Wenwen was puzzled, "You're going to practice the Inner Strength now? Stop fooling around! "
"I've already finished practicing the first half of the Painting Volume! My body has reached the Great Perfection, and I've reached the standard of the second half, okay? "
How could Wenwen believe his boasting? "Stop fooling around! Be good, listen to me, I'm not in a bad situation now, you don't have to rush to help me. Don't be greedy when practicing martial arts, especially when practicing Inner Strength. If your body isn't good enough, it's almost impossible to stimulate Inner Strength. Even if you have heaven-defying luck and can barely stimulate it, it's not necessarily a good thing. Your body can't withstand the impact of Inner Strength, and if you accidentally stimulate Inner Strength, what will you do if your muscles are torn apart? "
Chen Guang said, "I understand the logic, but I can responsibly tell you that I've really completely met, and even exceeded the requirements of the first half of the Inner Strength. Don't ask me how I did it, I can't explain it very clearly, but this is the truth! The candles are almost burnt out, quickly give me some constructive suggestions! "
Wenwen knew his character. Although he usually liked to make jokes, when he was serious, he was very reliable, so she really believed him. She thought about it and said, "Why don't you try other essays? Because everyone's character and body are different from person to person. Although many of my ancestors and I rely on the Song of Righteousness to stimulate Qi, there are also many people who use other essays, you know. "
Chen Guang sighed, "Didn't I tell you just now? I've tried all the essays that were used by the ancestors recorded in the attached pages of the Painting Volume. I only felt something when I read the Book of Songs about a fair and virtuous lady and a gentleman's desire."
On the other side, Wenwen was silent for a while. Her mind subconsciously recalled the bits and pieces since she met this guy, and faintly said, "This is really in line with your character! Oh yes, I remembered a book, you can try it. "
Chen Guang was overjoyed, calling her was indeed the right choice, "What magical book?"
"Jade cattail hassock!"
"F * ck!"
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