Bai Niangzi pounced on him again. "Bro, I'm begging you. I've been running around naked ever since I got published. I haven't received a single cent from any recommendation. I even dressed up as a girl to seduce my editor. Guess what happened?"
Chen Guang's curiosity was piqued. "What happened?"
"My editor is also a girl! Seduction didn't work! I'm so angry! "
Chen Guang rolled his eyes. "Isn't that obvious? You're writing a female-oriented novel. Isn't it normal for your editor to be a girl?"
"So I quickly changed back into men's clothing. Guess what happened next?"
Chen Guang silently clenched his fist. "I suggest you say everything in one go."
Bai Niangzi shed two lines of regretful tears. "My editor said that she likes girls and hates guys. She hates guys who dress up as a girl. I'm done for. I'm done for. I must have offended her. I'm being targeted! "
Chen Guang was speechless at this guy who had no self-awareness. "Targeted your sister. You wrote so badly. Who could bear to read it? The subscriptions were all over the place. Even if I'm the editor, I won't promote it for you. The last time I organized an event to help you promote it, I was scolded badly on Weibo. They said that I poisoned you! "
Bai Niangzi waved his hand angrily. "Impossible! I wrote it so seriously. This is definitely a modern Dream of the Red Chamber! To be honest, I'm begging you. I've never begged you for anything. "
Chen Guang started counting with his fingers as he continued, "Last semester, you begged me to bring you food, begged me to play games with you, begged me to bring you to the set, begged me to … Fine, it's too many. I can't even count them all, but you said that you didn't beg me for anything."
"Sigh. There's really no meaning in living. Blue skinny … mushroom …"
This guy was not pretending this time. He was really crying.
"Alright, alright. Do you think I'm afraid of you?!"
Looking at his heartbroken appearance, Chen Guang's heart softened. "You really have eight lifetimes' worth of dog sh * t luck to bump into me. Usually, when people offer me hundreds of thousands of dollars to advertise, I don't accept it. You're the only one."
Bai Fan took advantage of the situation and said, "Brother Guang, you're the boss in our dormitory. You have to take care of your little brothers! Don't worry, I will remember your kindness forever, okay? I know your advertisement is expensive, Brother Guang, but when my book becomes popular, hundreds of thousands of yuan will be a piece of cake. You don't know how powerful those gods are … "
"Alright, alright, stop! Stop right there! "
Chen Guang found a towel from the side and stuffed it into the guy's mouth, blocking his mouth.
Ten minutes later, Almighty Superman updated his Weibo with a new message.
"High energy warning ahead! High energy warning! The most irresponsible novel recommendation in history has appeared! Yes, that's right. You're not mistaken. I'm Chen Guang, recommending an unparalleled novel, 'Overbearing CEO, Please Love Me a Thousand and One Times'! Guaranteed to be ugly, melodramatic, and retarded. You'll ascend to heaven in minutes. You'll be poisoned after reading the first chapter, terminally ill after reading the second chapter, even gods can't save you after reading the third chapter, and ghosts will worry after reading the fourth chapter. If you can get to the VIP chapter, then congratulations. You've joined the luxurious lunch of human tragedy. Remember to be a good person in your next life. "
Bai Fan watched Chen Guang's shocking advertisement, "Brother Guang, are you a real man?"
Chen Guang patted his shoulder, "Young man, you don't understand. The more I scare people, the more curious they will be. Believe me, you're right."
Bai Niangzi looked at Dong Xuebing suspiciously, but he had no choice but to go to his author's platform to look at the data.
If she hadn't seen it, she wouldn't have known. But when she saw it, she was startled. After a while, Lady White jumped up from her chair. "It's gone up!
Chen Guang curled his lips. How can it not increase? The Old Man is a high-end internet celebrity with more than 20 million fans. My Weibo post is more powerful than your website's big push, and this grandson is still doubting my power.
Chen Guang did not have time to stay in the dormitory to watch Bai Niangzi happily. He got up and walked out with Lin Jingwei.
"Brother Guang, what are you going to do next?"
"What do you mean? What are you referring to, Little Lin? "
Lin Jingwei looked in the direction of the female dormitory, hinting at something.
Chen Guang sighed, "I don't know what to do. I didn't plan to see Sun Xiaoxun when I went to America, but then I encountered that incident. I can't just turn a blind eye, and in the end … she's always like that, and I don't know how to deal with her."
Lin Jingwei sighed, "Sigh, since ancient times, heroes have always had a weakness for beauties."
"F * ck you. I'm not a hero, and I don't want to be one. Of course, if you really want to say that I am, then it can only be that the times make the hero. I was forced to go all the way, and I had no choice. "
Lin Jingwei chuckled, "I understand the logic."
"But life is f * cked up, and there are many things that don't make sense."
"Oh right, you can't stay in the dormitory anymore, right?"
Lin Jingwei asked.
Just as the two chatted for a while, many of the guys from the same dormitory building ran over to ask for autographs from Chen Guang.
Although he couldn't remember many of their names, everyone had lived in the same dormitory building for three years, and most of them were familiar faces. Chen Guang couldn't refuse them, so he signed all of them without stopping. The outside of the building surrounded by the dormitory was also crowded with people. There were men and women, but most of them were girls, and they all looked delicious.
The dormitory manager was struggling to fight against a hundred people, and she was working very hard. The price that Chen Guang paid was to give her son, nephew, and other relatives ten autographs.
Looking at the "sea of people" downstairs, Chen Guang nodded and said, "I really can't stay here, sigh."
"Why are you sighing? Isn't it good to be famous? "
Lin Jingwei teased.
Chen Guang looked back at him, "Do I look like someone who likes to be famous?"
Lin Jingwei thought for a moment, "I think you actually prefer to make a fortune in silence."
"That's it. I'm also in the pugilistic world, and I can't help myself."
Chen Guang didn't have much choice. If he wanted to collect more faith points, he had to move from being a recluse behind the scenes to the front. He couldn't have every ability like the masked Racing God and create a separate identity.
First, it was very troublesome. There was no wall in the world that didn't have a crack. If he often walked by the river, his shoes would definitely get wet.
On the other hand, only when he stood out completely could his many identities be integrated into one, and the fame brought by the many skills he mastered could form a chain effect.
For example, if someone liked the piano and was also very interested in darts, they would first get to know him because of the piano, and then later find out that his darts were also so powerful, they would worship him. Then, they would continue to look at his Weibo and find out that his driving was also very good. Perhaps, it should be about the most amazing person in the world?
Then, the same person would provide him with multiple shares of faith points. In addition, this person would also have friends, and they would introduce Chen Guang to their friends. In this way, the number of faith points would naturally increase, just like a pyramid scheme.
This was the chain effect that Chen Guang wanted to pursue.
Until now, after the Xiangjiang Car Gambling Competition, he hadn't participated in any official public racing competition, but his Racing God Training Ground faith points had been slowly increasing.
The other few skills that had reached the full value of the World in a Cup, after the strength of the Deer Fruit skyrocketed, could still keep up with the pace of the Deer Fruit, which was also related to the chain effect of Chen Guang.
Recently, the reputation that he had created on the Internet had never declined. It could be said that it had reached a peak. No matter what skill it was, as long as he used it, it would immediately attract the attention of the most people.
Therefore, whether he wanted to be famous or not, he could only pinch his nose and accept it.
Fortunately, the downside of being famous was losing some of his freedom, but there were also many benefits. For example, Zheng He's terrified expression when he first saw him, and now that his net worth had skyrocketed, oh right, there were also the countless female fans in his Weibo private messages that he couldn't even keep up with his eyes …
Ahem, the Buddha said, can't say.
He called his roommates, Sun Xiaoxun, and Gao Ya, and went out to eat teppanyaki outside the school. Then, Chen Guang said goodbye to everyone and returned to his rented apartment.
In the past, when Xin Qin and Wu Miaowan were both here, he often despised the noise and the people who liked to peep at him, leaving him with no personal space and free time. But suddenly coming back here, the two girls were gone, and it was really hard to bear the loneliness.
Chen Guang didn't want to admit that he was actually a person who was afraid of loneliness.
Whether he became Liuli's savior or became the famous person he was today, it seemed that he had never separated himself from his past self.
To put it nicely, he didn't forget his original intentions. To put it bluntly, he was born with a life of hanging by a thread. Even if he became powerful and powerful, he would still be a loser with power and power.
It didn't matter. He spread his hands. So be it. There's nothing bad about being a loser.
Sigh, it's just a room for one person. It's so empty, lonely, and cold.
An empty room, an empty heart. I feel so empty, like the sky has turned gray. If a beautiful loli came to massage my back, legs, and shoulders, it'd be best if she wore less clothes, and it'd be best if she accidentally revealed a bit of her chest, that would be too blissful.
Ah!
I really, really miss it!
"Lord Chrysanthemum Head, based on my understanding of you, you should be thinking about very perverted things right now."
Suddenly, Xin Qin's voice came from behind Chen Guang's head, who was leaning on the sofa.
Chen Guang sat up straight, "How did you know!"
Xin Qin rolled her eyes, "Lord Chrysanthemum Head, your pants are already torn, how can I not know? Am I blind? Really, you're too good at making things up. A few days ago, you went to the Wen Zong Pavilion to help your Wenwen suppress the demon, and today you can't hold it in anymore? You'll die of perverted behavior sooner or later! "
Chen Guang was about to quibble, but Xin Qin curled her lips, "Shut up, I know you better than the roundworm in your stomach! Your explanation is equivalent to covering up! "
This loli's mouth was becoming more and more poisonous. Master Guang was already so old, but he was really speechless. Who asked him to be caught red-handed by her?
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