Chen Guang sensed the rapidly descending height and knew that the ground behind him was getting closer and closer without looking back.
Sigh, I'm pushed back every day, and I can't stop or block it.
My posture is getting more and more advanced, and my methods are getting wilder and wilder. Don't tell me I'm going to outer space next time?
It's like this every time. To be honest, it's actually quite the feeling.
Can't I really be normal for once?
The Old Man is a seven-foot man and a reputable figure, after all. It's actually quite awkward for him to be like this all the time. Sigh, forget it.
After all, I'm handsome, and I can't stop my charm. I'm always pushed back. It's all my fault. It's the world's fault.
But there's a problem. We're about to land soon. If we keep hitting the ground like this, won't we die?
Wenwen, hurry up and wake up!
Although my pile driver is cheering, I'm very flustered!
However, this docking position was undoubtedly unprecedented. As a veteran pilot, Lord Guang had given the duo a new name for their current position — Refueling in the Air Technique!
That's right, the Old Man is a cute air refueling machine!
That was why human potential was so terrifying, and the speed of thinking was so fast. Falling from a height of more than ten meters, in just a few seconds, his mind was experiencing a different feeling, and at the same time, he was thinking of so many random thoughts.
He really can't be blamed for not being focused. No matter who it was, they probably wouldn't be able to calm down if they encountered such a unique situation.
All of this took a long time to describe, but it actually only took two to three seconds from the magic broom sprouting to the two of them landing on the ground.
However, Chen Guang's back did not immediately slam into the ground. In that instant when he landed on the ground, Wen Wen seemed to have regained some of her rationality.
She suddenly clamped her legs together, bent her knees, and supported Chen Guang's waist with her legs. She arched her body slightly and reached out with both hands to grab onto Chen Guang's shoulders.
Then again, if Chen Guang only managed to support himself in this manner, he would only end up with his neck broken from the impact of the fall.
Although he had trained many parts of his body far beyond the limits of a normal person, he had never trained his waist, abdomen, and neck. His spine was only slightly stronger than a normal person's, so it was impossible for him to withstand the impact when he landed on the ground.
But at this point, he couldn't break free from Wenwen's control. He could only focus all his strength on his neck and waist, praying that he could withstand the impact.
His abdomen and head were still falling under the violent pulling force, but his waist and shoulders, which were stuck by Wen Wen, were stabilized. The strong force hit him, making him think that his body was going to be torn apart.
I didn't expect that after I became the first man to have sex in freefall, I would immediately become the first man to die in freefall. I became number one in two worlds at once, how embarrassing.
That being said, he really didn't expect that he hadn't seen Wenwen for a long time. The last time he did something with her, he was unconscious and didn't know what happened. When he asked her afterward, she wouldn't admit it even if he beat her to death.
Now you can't deny it, right?
If I can live, let's see if you still dare to be arrogant in front of me in the future!
Dying under a peony flower, becoming a ghost is also a romantic, my life is worth it …
His neck was getting longer and longer, and his spine seemed to be really about to break.
Okay, actually I don't really want to die. I say, Wenwen, quickly wake up, or else I'm really going to explode!
His prayer didn't work. Wenwen bent down and squatted in a very non-standard posture. Her feet were firmly planted on the ground, and she was as stable as Mount Tai, but her mouth was letting out a desperate moan.
At other times, this moan would definitely make Chen Guang blush and his heart beat faster, but now …
I'm done for, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
She didn't show any signs of waking up at all, completely immersed in it!
Wake up a little and give me a way to live!
I'm not a one-time consumable, can I continue to develop?
Forget it, I'm finished, I admit defeat.
When a person is about to die, his brain also works fast. From the moment Wenwen's feet were planted on the ground, Chen Guang erupted with the power of lightning, and like a machine gun, he crazily complained in his heart. In just a few tenths of a second, his complaints actually added up to almost a twenty-minute episode of "Kill Memories"!
In the distance, the old woman with a cane who was quietly sizing up this side kept staring at them. Wenwen was wearing a martial arts robe, so there was no risk of her being exposed. Even if the old woman knew that these two people had successfully connected, she still couldn't see anything clearly.
In the old woman's eyes, from the moment Wenwen caught Chen Guang, turned over and got on the horse, and then fell to the ground like a meteorite, it happened in an instant.
There was a loud noise, smoke and dust everywhere, and gravel cracked and scattered in all directions.
When the smoke and dust slowly dissipated, both Wenwen and Chen Guang had disappeared into thin air, leaving only a big pit.
On the other side, Chen Guang, who originally thought that he would definitely be torn apart, suddenly felt that the force pulling him down was lighter, and the two people who had clearly fallen to the ground continued to fall.
No way?
So fierce?
The ground cracked?
Did it have to be so earth-shaking?
Wasn't this power a little too fierce?
No!
The bottom of the ground was originally empty!
Just as he thought, after Wenwen's feet landed on the ground, it was unknown if it was because the force of the fall was too heavy, or if Wenwen had deliberately released her inner force through her feet, but cracks appeared on the ground where her feet were standing like a spider web, spreading out in all directions.
Then, the crack suddenly exploded, and the two of them fell down at the same time.
The force pulling Chen Guang's body immediately loosened.
I don't have to die, I really don't have to die this time!
It was truly a glimmer of hope at the darkest hour. Chen Guang's body slowed down and he managed to hold on.
It was really dangerous just now. If this had continued for a few tenths of a second, his spine would have been torn apart and his neck would have been completely broken.
No matter what was down there, it could not possibly be a mountain of blades or a sea of flames, right?
Besides, there was Wenwen. He would not die.
Chen Guang, who had escaped death, was overjoyed. As he fell, he looked at the gravel flying past his head. He did not know if the gravel was flying upwards or if his falling speed was faster.
Forget it, that was not important. What was important was that the Old Man was now under the peony flower, he did not have to die!
At that moment, he finally had the mood to carefully analyze the inner force expert who had been tempered a thousand times. Perhaps she was also the strongest heroine in the entire Pugilistic World. That tender … cough cough … In short, it was perfect. There was no excess fat, impeccable, tight, very good wrapping … cough cough …
To sum it up in one word, awesome!
In short, to be able to have something happen between him and Wenwen in a sober state was really too happy.
The so-called winner in life was just like that.
You can't lie to me anymore!
Don't even think about saying that there is no relationship between us!
I will let you have a taste of the power of the Old Man Pile Driver!
Wahahaha!
Eat my Piercing Cloud Spear!
Chen Guang used a little bit of strength and tried to push his waist up a little bit. His whole body was independent from top to bottom. When his waist went up, his head unconsciously leaned back a little.
So sometimes people really should not be too complacent. The phrase "extreme joy turns to sorrow" was really not a joke.
If he had obediently bent his neck and straightened it, perhaps nothing would have happened. But when he bent his neck back, it immediately exploded.
Bang!
The back of his head was hit by a rock the size of a watermelon. His head buzzed as if someone had hit it with a hammer.
So dizzy.
Am I going to faint just like this?
No!
Persevere!
Persevere is victory!
Chen Guang's eyes were wide open. He clenched his teeth tightly and clenched his fists tightly. I can't faint, I absolutely can't faint!
After a few seconds, the dizziness finally subsided.
Chen Guang let out a long breath. He withstood it. Thank God.
Bang!
Again!
Bang bang bang!
My Miss Wen, can you help me block some stones?
You don't have the mood like this!
Finally, his head tilted and he directly fainted. He didn't even know whether he had changed into a Buddha's head or not.
With a plop, the two of them fell into a pool of water.
This was the secret of the Wen family. The pool hidden under the patriarch's residence was called the Hooking Jade Pool. There was a spring hidden in it. Not only was it as warm as summer all year round, but the spring water in the Hooking Jade Pool was also full of elements, which could help martial artists cultivate their breath.
Of course, in the past, it was said to be a spiritual spring, which contained spiritual energy.
However, as early as ten years ago, the Wen family had secretly taken the water from the Hooking Jade Pool for testing. It was confirmed that this was a rare mineral water that was rich in mineral elements. It was non-toxic and harmless, and was beneficial to the human body. There was no such thing as an incredible spiritual energy.
After falling into the water, Wenwen still hadn't recovered her senses. She could only rely on her instincts to float on the water with Chen Guang. Not only that, she used her inner strength to completely shatter the martial attire she was wearing. Chen Guang's bag was also violently torn off by her and thrown to the side of the pool.
From then on, the two naked people tangled with each other in the underground pond. Not only did they not separate, they became even tighter and tighter.
Normally, Chen Guang's combat power index was extremely terrifying. He was the most powerful pile driver in history, which made people fear him. After fainting, his senses were greatly weakened. With the nourishment of the Hooking Jade Pool, his combat power increased even more.
If Wenwen was still conscious, she would definitely remember the fear of being dominated. But now, she only had her instincts and was fearless.
The rocks near the Hooking Jade Pool glowed faintly with a faint green fluorescence, illuminating the pool.
The sound of water splashing could be heard everywhere. The huge Hooking Jade Pool seemed to be boiling. It was obvious how fierce the fight between the two was.
The Wen family watched from afar. Only the old woman with a cane and a few other women dared to gather their courage and go a little closer. They could vaguely hear the sound of water that didn't stop. They finally felt at ease.
About half an hour later, Chen Guang slowly woke up. After organizing his thoughts briefly, he understood his current situation. He made up his mind and simply turned the tables.
He didn't know the principle behind Wenwen's "Qi Deviation", but his current situation reminded him of a movie he had seen. Yes, it was the scene in Stephen Chow's version of "The Deer and the Cauldron" when Wei Xiaobao and the Holy Maiden of the Divine Dragon Order fought to the end.
In short, settle her, settle the Qi Deviation, and that was it!
Come on, let's fight to our heart's content!
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