The high-quality leather sofa fell crookedly to the ground. The leather cover was full of shocking cracks, and the sponge inside was hanging on the floor like popcorn.
The glass coffee table had already fallen to the ground, broken into countless pieces. Even the legs of the coffee table were bent!
The top-of-the-line gaming machine that was originally placed in the living room was also crooked and drooping. Chen Guang's beloved high-end gaming monitor did not fall, but the fist-sized hole in the middle looked heart-wrenching.
The chandelier on the ceiling of the living room was swaying, and most of the beads inside were also broken. Only two or three beads were emitting a weak light.
This was a f * cking disaster!
Chen Guang gritted his teeth in hatred. You guys can show off all you want, but you actually dared to tear down my house. This is intolerable!
Bang!
Just as he was thinking about this, the guest bedroom door was suddenly smashed open from the inside!
Wood splinters flew everywhere, and the sound was deafening.
A slender figure in white flew out from the inside. She was shooting dart after dart from her palm from time to time.
Chen Guang's sharp eyes recognized that it was Xin Qin. His pupils shrank. Was there an enemy attack?
He gritted his teeth, tensed his muscles, and was about to rush forward when he heard Xin Qin say with a faint smile, "Yo, Little Miaomiao, I haven't seen you for two years, and you've become stronger!"
A young girl in purple jumped out from the door and let out a string of bell-like laughter. Then, she said, "My dear, you're not that bad either. I heard from Master that you were born, and I thought your martial arts had deteriorated. It seems that I was really worried for you for nothing."
The young girl in purple held two strange ring-shaped weapons in her hands. Obviously, she was not easy to deal with. Faced with the dart that Xin Qin threw, she swung her hands continuously and blocked them all. Only the dart that was hit by her flew around randomly. The room was a mess, and obviously, it was not affected by the dart.
In the blink of an eye, the two girls, one white and one purple, were fighting again. Both of them were barefoot, and they shuttled back and forth in the living room like butterflies. However, when they stepped on the floor, they did not make a sound. It was clear that their Lightness Kung Fu was very good.
"Are you guys crazy! Stop right now! "
Chen Guang finally couldn't take it anymore and roared. If he didn't stop these two people, this house would really be torn down today!
"Ah!"
Hearing Chen Guang's roar, the two little girls froze in shock and turned their heads to look at him.
Chen Guang closed the door and rushed to the two of them with his hands on his waist. He looked down at them and said, "Look at what you've done to this room! Are you going to tear down the entire building? "
"Brother Chen Guang, it's not like that. We were very careful when we were sparring. We always tiptoed on the floor. We couldn't hear anything from downstairs," Xin Qin explained in a low voice, her face red.
"You still have the face to quibble? Oh my god! My monitor! My crocodile skin sofa! "
"This sofa is made of artificial leather."
"Shut up!"
"My mahogany dining table!"
"This is cypress wood."
"I said shut up!"
Chen Guang's anguish was too numerous to list.
Xin Qin didn't even dare to raise her head. She was also quite regretful. She hadn't seen Wu Miaowan for a long time. The two of them were just sparring casually, but they didn't expect that they would get so excited that they forgot the gravity of the situation. This wasn't a training room.
"At most, I'll just pay with my body. My good brother, don't be angry. I won't dare to do it again."
Xin Qin moved closer to Chen Guang, grabbed his arm and started shaking it. She rubbed her little mantou on his arm and purposely used a soft Taiwanese accent. It was enough to make one's bones melt.
What did it feel like to be acted like a spoiled child by a peerless loli?
Even though he knew that she was pretending to be pitiful, Chen Guang couldn't help but think, "She's so innocent, so innocent, so unpretentious!"
Oh my god, I can't take it anymore. Look at her delicate face, then look at her tender little face that makes people want to pinch it with their hands, and look at her adorable aggrieved expression. I really can't resist it!
Chen Guang's heart almost softened. If it wasn't for the fact that the head of his "wife" had been smashed in front of him, he wouldn't have done it.
Everything else was fine, but Chen Guang really felt sorry for his machine.
The sofa, chandelier, coffee table, and dining table weren't worth much. After all, it was a rented house. The landlord wouldn't have provided anything high-end, but his machine was really expensive.
Money was one thing. As a veteran otaku, the computer was basically half a wife.
Half a wife, and now her face was disfigured. No, her head was smashed.
Wife, I'm sorry!
Wife, you died so tragically!
I can't let her go like this!
Wife, your sacrifice won't be in vain!
"Hmph! Don't think I can forgive you just like this! You haven't had enough of the spanking last time, right? You've been too lawless recently, Deputy Director! "
Therefore, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind to teach Xin Qin a lesson.
Seeing that her coquettish technique didn't work, Xin Qin thought of a famous saying.
The great Daji once said, "There's no man's anger in this world that can't be resolved by coquettish. If there is, then do it twice."
Xin Qin winked at the other little loli, Wu Miaowan.
Wu Miaowan understood and moved closer. She grabbed Chen Guang's other arm and used the same tone as Xin Qin and said coquettishly, "That's right. Brother Chen Guang, don't be angry. We know we're in the wrong!"
A new problem arose. What did it feel like to be attacked from both sides by two peerless lolis?
Chen Guang felt that he definitely wouldn't be able to find the answer.
Wu Miaowan was dressed in a purple chiffon dress. Although he didn't know where this girl came from, she was not someone to be trifled with.
Wu Miaowan exuded the same refreshing aura as Xin Qin. Her slightly chubby cheeks made her look even cuter. However, the purple dress she was wearing and her eyes were simply dotted with eyeshadow. It added a mysterious charm to her appearance.
Wu Miaowan and Xin Qin, the purple and white lolis, unleashed their killing moves at the same time. Chen Guang felt that even if they wanted to blow up the entire building with a bomb, he could probably light the fuse for them.
'Sigh, forget it. I'll just forgive them.'
Chen Guang used to think that he was a strong-willed person. Only today did he realize that the temptations and tests he faced in the past were not strong enough.
The most beautiful thing in the world was a lolis. If one had to ask what was more beautiful than a lolis, Chen Guang would tell others the answer was two!
"Uh … Mr. Director, this … this is a misunderstanding. Please don't blame Xin Qin. She didn't do it on purpose. "
Chen Guang's brief silence made Xin Qin and Wu Miaowan think that he was still angry. Wu Miaowan did not hesitate to sell out her comrades in the Lolis Alliance.
Xin Qin glared fiercely. How could she let Wu Miaowan throw the blame to her so easily? "Pfft! Didn't you say that you wanted to spar? Otherwise, why would I fight you? "
"You were the one who said that I, the Thousand Flower Valley's senior sister, am inferior to you!"
Wu Miaowan screamed.
The two of them looked like they were about to start fighting again.
"All of you, shut up!"
Chen Guang roared, then gave each of the two lolis a hard slap on their little butts.
The two of them screamed and covered their butts as they shrank to the side. Now, they were completely quiet.
After the three of them chatted for a while, Chen Guang finally understood why Xin Qin left the banquet without saying goodbye.
She had mentioned a long time ago that the jade bottle that Chen Guang snatched from the Poison Sect's Dark Sect contained the Empowering Pills that Xin Qin's Thousand Despair Sect and Thousand Flower Valley had worked together to produce and sell.
Although Thousand Flower Valley was not considered a wealthy sect in the Jianghu, they were quite accomplished in the art of alchemy.
Other than that, Thousand Flower Valley was one of the few all-female sects in the Jianghu. Their disciples were skilled in alchemy and traditional Chinese medicine.
Thousand Flower Valley and Thousand Despair Sect had been friends for many years. The two sects had always shared a common enemy. This time, Thousand Despair Sect had decided to stand up for the Jianghu Alliance. As a loyal ally, Thousand Flower Valley naturally had to show their support. Thus, they sent Thousand Flower Valley's senior sister, Wu Miaowan, who was of the same rank as Xin Qin.
Today, Xin Qin had gone to pick her up. The two of them had known each other since they were young and had grown up fighting and fooling around. Apart from Wu Miaowan, no one in the same generation in the two sects could spar with Xin Qin.
However, the two of them had not seen each other for a long time and had gone overboard. They had treated Chen Guang's house as a cultivation room in their sect and had almost torn the house down.
"So you're saying that you're also the Deputy Director of the Jianghu Alliance?"
Chen Guang asked Wu Miaowan as he forced himself to cross his legs.
Thankfully, there was a complete stool in the house. At least he could sit on it and talk to the two of them.
Wu Miaowan nodded. "That's right. My dear one is the Deputy Director, so of course I'm the Deputy Director too. Oh right, Chen Guang is the only one who grows up, but shouldn't the Deputy Directors be ranked in order? My birthday is three days older than my dear one, so I should be the first Deputy Director! "
"Screw you! I'll go first. How can you rank the Deputy Directors according to age? I'm the first Deputy Director, and you're the second! "
Xin Qin started to argue again.
Chen Guang coughed twice. "Shut up, both of you!"
Looking at the two Deputy Directors, he felt a headache coming on. Forget it. Fortunately, there was something to be happy about today. It was time for the Special Training Cup again.
When Xin Qin was alone, he sometimes felt that the little loli was reliable and efficient. Now that there was another loli, she did not help at all, and the house was in such a mess.
Also, Old Master Jin, do you know how toxic the two Deputy Directors you've arranged for me are? I'm your grandson-in-law, and you're testing my willpower like this. Are you a real man?
Actually, this matter was not decided by Old Master Jin. The Thousand Despair Sect and Thousand Flower Valley were enthusiastic about this matter, and it was enough to make the old masters burst with joy. The fact that an inner force force was willing to work with them meant that their years of hard work had not been wasted in the hands of the Special Affairs Bureau.
Why would they care if the inner force force's partner was a man or a woman, beautiful or ugly?
Moreover, if Old Master Jin really wanted to avoid it, he would first avoid Wenwen, the young mistress of the Wen family, who obviously had a close relationship with Chen Guang.
However, he could not avoid it, so he simply let it be and let Wu Miaowan come over.
"Sigh, forget it. I can't be bothered to talk to the two of you. Take care."
As he said that, he got up and went to get the herbs. Fortunately, the two of them had not touched anything in his bedroom. Otherwise, he would not be able to reason with them if they smashed the herbs.
Xin Qin and Wu Miaowan looked at each other, feeling uneasy at Chen Guang's lack of interest.
It seemed like the Deputy Director was really angry.
The two of them stood carefully at the door of Chen Guang's bedroom and said in a crisp voice, "We're sorry, Big Brother Chen Guang. We know we're in the wrong. We won't do it again."
This time, they were not purposely acting coquettishly. They were sincerely apologizing.
Seeing that he had managed to subdue the two of them, Chen Guang did not make things difficult for them. "Alright, it's good that you know you're in the wrong. Then, help me brew the medicine."
"You want to soak in medicine again?"
Xin Qin was a little bored. Originally, she was very interested in Chen Guang's medicinal bath. However, ever since she witnessed him absorbing the medicine in the bathtub at a speed visible to the naked eye, she completely gave up on the idea.
It's not that I don't want to secretly learn the painting scroll, but the Deputy Director is too beastly. I really can't learn this trick!
However, now was the best time to show off. Just as Xin Qin was about to take the medicine, Wu Miaowan rushed to the front. "I'll do it! I'm a professional! "
"I'll do it!"
Xin Qin began to argue again.
"Dream on! You're a lousy metal dregs thrower! "
"Aiyo, do you believe that I won't poke seven to eight hundred holes in your body? I'll let you have a taste of what it means to be chilled to the core! "
"Come on! I'm not afraid of you! "
Chen Guang hurriedly coughed. Otherwise, the two of them would tear down the house again.
Xin Qin pouted angrily and threw the medicine bag into Wu Miaowan's hands. "Take it!"
Wu Miaowan walked away proudly like a peacock that had just won a fight. She really did not speak nonsense. Brewing medicine was her profession, and she knew it very well.
"That's enough. Since you two are childhood friends, don't keep fighting and causing trouble for me. You see, I've been so dizzy these past few days that my head is about to explode. You two can stop worrying about me. I'll go out tomorrow morning and might have to show my face in public. You two don't have to follow me. If it was just you, I could still explain myself. Now that there's another loli, I really feel like I've fallen into a pit of yellow mud. However, I'll say this first. No matter what you two do, you have to return everything to its original state when I return! You have the money, so you settle it yourself! "
Chen Guang ordered.
Xin Qin replied weakly, "Alright."
This time, Chen Guang was training the tibialis anterior muscle group in the front of the shin. He had prepared 1.5 million faith points. He could finally enjoy the treatment of a small pond that he had once looked down on.
There was no need to describe the process. In short, he was tortured to death by the gym equipment that Azure had transformed into. Then, under Wu Miaowan's eager gaze, he sucked up all the medicinal energy in the bathtub.
Xin Qin, who was wrapped in a bath towel, pretended to scrub Chen Guang's back while patting the edge of the steel bathtub. She said to Wu Miao Wan, "See, I wasn't bragging, right? Our Lord Swollen Chrysanthemum Head is truly a peerless genius. "
Wu Miaowan, who was also wrapped in a bath towel, widened her eyes as if they had been photoshopped. "What a beast!"
Xin Qin nodded. "Although I don't think it's right to scold others, he is indeed a beast!"
"Get out, both of you! Otherwise, I won't be a beast but a beast! "
As Chen Guang roared, the two of them were like startled bunnies as they hopped away.
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