On average, humans drank 1.5 liters of water a day, which was about 38.5 tons of water in their lifetime.
Chen Guang was a person who liked to drink water because he exercised a lot.
Drinking water was such a common thing, but he had done it in a different way. He had done it in a different way. He had done it in a different way. He had done it in a different way.
Of course, sometimes what awaited him could be a pit.
Up to this day, there had been a lot of trouble because he was unprepared when drinking water.
For example, the inexplicable Pencil Sharpening Realm, and the even more inexplicable Brass Fireworks Qilin Arm. But there had never been a time when he felt the feeling of his soul leaving his body, and his heart was so flustered.
My good sister, my seventh uncle, my eighth aunt, I was just thirsty and wanted to drink a glass of water, but I really didn't expect it to be like this.
Who would take precautions when they wanted to drink water, and who would care about what they were doing?
As long as they didn't drink water while squatting, wouldn't it be fine if they didn't become the king of anal prolapse? Normal people wouldn't squat and drink water at the same time, okay?
Then the problem was, drinking water while doing something shameful with someone, and then entering the Cup World, what kind of situation would he face?
Chen Guang wasn't worried about this matter in the past. After all, he was an old virgin, a Great Magic Guide, and a single dog that was tortured by those lovey-dovey scum every day. He didn't even have the slightest shyness, so who would be so bored as to worry about entering the World of Cups at the right time?
At least before today, before it really happened, he absolutely didn't think of it.
He did occasionally imagine that one day, as handsome and domineering as he was, sooner or later, he would also get rid of the shameful ranks of the sorcerers, and become a winner in life who no longer needed a small piece of cake and waved goodbye to the five girls.
After all, with the Old Man's handsomeness and cheekiness, he couldn't be a bachelor all his life. Sooner or later, he would become a master.
The person who spent the first night with him must be an earth-shattering beauty. She must have a pair of big, watery eyes, and a waist that was more flexible and graceful than a water snake. Her chest couldn't be too small, and she couldn't be too thin because there was no meat. She also couldn't be too fat because there was no fat.
She also had a good personality. She had to be able to go to the main hall and the kitchen. She gave me enough face outside, and at home, she was able to get along well with me.
Most importantly, she had to be a woman. Well, actually, it was fine as long as she was a girl.
Today, the day of his dreams had suddenly arrived.
Although it was sudden and he was caught off guard, he was still satisfied.
Without Zhuo Jingsi, she wouldn't have met Wang Ren, Zhuo Jingsi wouldn't have fallen in love with Chen Guang, and Wang Ren wouldn't have hated Chen Guang. Without these reasons, when Chen Guang was feeling down today, Zhuo Jingsi wouldn't have taken the initiative to drag Chen Guang's distress into her heart and made up her mind to calm Chen Guang's overly excited and angry mood today.
Everything was perfect until he took a sip of the water.
"Yo, young man, you're living a comfortable life, huh?"
Liuli was still sitting in front of her computer. She didn't even raise her head, but there was an unmistakable sense of mockery in her tone.
Chen Guang looked at Liuli from afar and didn't dare to approach her. He should have a clear conscience, but he always felt that her words were sinister and meaningful.
My soul is standing at the top of this white and flawless sea of clouds, but my body is doing such a shameful thing outside. This feeling, this feeling, is too strange!
Let me enter the World in the Cup at another time!
Can we discuss this properly?
Of course not. The Holy Grail never reasoned with him.
At this moment, as far as Chen Guang could see, there were three magnificent and majestic statues of gods, a pencil that pierced the clouds, a white piano that was more than a hundred meters long and wide, and a half Alto that seemed to have gone through the vicissitudes of life and was filled with the aura of history.
White threads that blotted out the sky spread out from the endless void and wrapped around the three statues like nebula chains. From the tip of the pencil, the leftmost key of the piano, and the left headlight of the Alto, three thick streams of pure white aura were suddenly pulled out and shot into the clouds. They gathered in the sky above the sea of clouds and turned into a beam of strong light that fell from the sky, shining directly on Liuli's … computer.
This woman was still naked!
She had been busy a while ago, and she seemed to have some idea of what she was going to do, but was she addicted to not wearing clothes? There were clearly three statues here, and the power of faith that they provided should be enough to make some clothes, but she actually threw it all on the computer!
But then again, she said that I'm living a comfortable life?
Could it be that she was watching me from the beginning to the end? Damn, so shameful.
Liuli rolled her eyes at him. "Can you just let your imagination run wild like this? This empress has so many things to deal with every day, how would I have the time to care about this trivial matter between mortals? "
She was really thick-skinned, Chen Guang thought in his heart.
"Do you know what position you, little brat, have in my heart? Again, this emperor is really tall. Your head is too small. Look at this three-inch piece of meat. I really can't arouse the slightest bit of interest in you. You don't even have the size to communicate with me! Save your breath! "
He didn't know if it was because Liuli had watched too many violent manga recently, but her words were more and more venomous and presumptuous!
The time to be dragged into the next level of the World in the Cup was getting closer and closer. Chen Guang didn't have the mood to dawdle with her anymore, so he moved a little closer. "My dearest Liuli, can you tell me a little bit about what the World in the Cup is? To be honest, I'm really, really panicking right now! "
Liuli finally raised her hand and made a pushing gesture. "You damn pervert, stay away from me, don't dirty this empress's eyes! Please lower your head a little and have a little bit of shame, okay? Are you pointing a gun at this lady to scare people? "
Chen Guang lowered his head. F * ck, after all this time, not only was Liuli not wearing clothes, I actually wasn't wearing anything either!
At least she still had some clouds to cover her embarrassment. My f * cking indomitable spirit halberd was going to eat people, oh no, eat gods!
"I'll give you three seconds to turn around quickly, or else you'll have to wait to say goodbye to your little penis. This empress is really busy right now, I don't have time to deal with you. "
Just as she finished speaking, a roar came from the computer's sound system. "Holy shit!"
A super godly massacre?
Wasn't it rather busy?
"Can we not joke around? Can you be a little more considerate of me, I'm really nervous right now! The Heavenly Holy Grail is too reckless! How can it let me enter the World in the Cup at this time! I … I'm not f * cking convinced! "
Liuli chuckled. "Do you really want to know what it is?"
"Really!"
"Alright then, I'll tell you!"
"What is it!"
"Guess …"
"Guess your f * cking …" Before Chen Guang could finish his words, he was sucked into the test world of the World in the Cup with a whoosh.
When Chen Guang disappeared, Liuli, who had been sitting in front of the computer, suddenly had a gloomy expression. She gritted her teeth and didn't say anything, only slapping her own computer table.
Bang!
"Ah! My computer! My super godly! My Lustrous Feather Robe! Gone again! "
It was still that familiar time-space tunnel. Chen Guang kept flying forward with his head pointed. He really wished that this tunnel was a little longer, then he would have more time to think about life.
If it's really what I'm most worried about, how should I face the rest of my life?
I'm clearly determined to be an upright gentleman, why do I have to face such a dismal fate?
I resisted the temptation again and again in the journey of life, whether it was a 150 RMB overnight booking, a 400 RMB fast food, a 1500 RMB business, or even an 8000 RMB entertainment. Even if I had more than 100 million in cash in my pocket, I never had any crooked thoughts.
My purity moved the heavens and the earth. A man like me could make Liu Xiahui feel ashamed of his inferiority in ancient times.
It was only today that I fell for Teacher Zhuo's sneak attack for the first time. I haven't even tasted the sweetness of it, yet you, Heavenly Holy Grail, want me to plunge into such a dirty and shameful cup world?
It can't be, right?
This is really the Old Man's first time!
You still need to have a little bit of integrity, right?
If you have something to say, then we can still be friends, right?
I … Damn … Ya …
Motherf * cker!
You're playing for real!
When Chen Guang really appeared in this new model that couldn't be described, couldn't be looked at directly, and couldn't be divulged in the Cup, I just wanted to sing a song, "The boundless horizon is my love, flowers bloom at the foot of the continuous green mountains."
Covering my face, covering my eyes, I can't see the vast expanse of whiteness between the sky and the earth, I can't see the countless planes at the end of the mountains and the sea … Cup …
Can't you at least give me a real person!
Do you really want to do this, Heavenly Holy Grail?
There are so many of them, I can't even count them all, and they're even clearly marked with impact strength from 1 to 99999. What are you trying to do!
Besides, there's too many of them!
99999！
Yes, I didn't see it wrong, it really is a five-digit number!
Can I get out of here alive?
Chen Guang used to think that after obtaining the Heavenly Holy Grail, he would definitely embark on the path of being the master of all living things, a domineering, cool, and nature-defying path that could change the world at any moment.
Now, the Heavenly Holy Grail was getting more and more powerful, and he had also mastered more and more cool skills. But he never expected that he would suddenly have a dream in the middle of the night and be dragged into the ditch by the Heavenly Holy Grail again.
This ditch was so deep, so deep that the bottom couldn't be seen.
I've been really honest recently, why do you have to treat me like this!
Do you really have to do this?
I don't seem to have a choice, right?
Do … it …
Bang!
When a certain cup marked with impact strength 99999 exploded, the emotionless electronic voice of the Heavenly Holy Grail came from the sky. "Pass, mission completed, the Redeemer has become the strongest … pile driver in history …"
When thinking of specific adjectives, the omnipotent Heavenly Holy Grail was stuck for a moment.
Chen Guang's tears raised the surface of the lake within a radius of several hundred feet by a few meters. That's right, these were really tears, and nothing else. After all, this was the world within a cup. Mercifully, he was only given a gun and not a bullet. Otherwise, he would have died 9999 times.
I don't want this title, I don't want to become the strongest pile driver in history!
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