After thinking about it for a while, he felt that this matter was troublesome. Although he played this game, he was not a member of the esports circle. He was just a typical fan, so he did not know much about these things.
Forget it, I'll let this matter hang in my mind for now.
As for now, Chen Guang decided that he wanted to be an internet celebrity!
That's right, it would be much easier to prove that he was the best sharpener in the world!
Anyway, he would not have any competitors!
He would first record a pencil-sharpening video and upload it online to at least accumulate some popularity. Then, he would find a chance to contact the Guinness World Records.
But then again, contacting Guinness was also a troublesome matter.
He suddenly felt that he needed a capable person to help him take care of these things!
As the owner of the Heavenly Holy Grail, he could not waste his limited life on these chores, right?
He could not help but think of Lu Fei. When he was in Xiangjiang, Lu Fei took care of everything. He lived a very relaxed and happy life. He did not need to care about anything else and only needed to race.
With someone to help him take care of all these chores, he could focus on his own strengths. How comfortable was that?
He had not understood the mystery before, but now he knew that he was lacking people!
Now that he was considered half a nouveau riche, he needed a useful accessory!
Although Lu Fei was a talent, with her family's status, it was already very kind of her to help him once. How could he trouble her again?
Besides, she had helped him earn this bit of wealth. In her eyes, it was nothing. She should be the one hiring him!
Forget it, it was really difficult to find a trustworthy and outstanding person who could take care of all aspects. This matter was also troublesome. He would put it aside for now.
Old Man should first change his Weibo name to Almighty Superman and become an internet celebrity first!
To do a good job, one must first sharpen his tools!
Before officially starting filming, Chen Guang sent a WeChat message to Jin Jiang and Lu Fei, telling them that he would be updating a video on his Weibo later and asking them to help repost it.
Anyway, he would not pay any advertising fees!
From now on, he would embark on the path of being an internet celebrity!
With Jin Jiang and Lu Fei's reposting, he would be going against the heavens.
Anyway, he wasn't short of money. If necessary, he could buy a few million zombie fans and get them to post millions of fake comments. Then, all the other Big Vs would have to kneel down in a matter of minutes!
In that case, he would first delete anything that might expose his personal information on Weibo, lest he was exposed.
It was enough to be a quiet, handsome man on the internet. There was no need to ruin his real life.
After he was done, Chen Guang decisively took out the V-shaped special agent team flexible mask that he had used quite well in Xiangjiang from the wardrobe and put it on.
Get to work!
No, wait, let's go to the snack bar on the pedestrian street and clean out their pencils first.
Half an hour later, he uploaded a video with extremely low filming skills, but the content was enough to blind countless people. He named it The Best Pencil Sharpener in History.
In this eight-minute video, he demonstrated his terrifying pencil-sharpening skills.
Peeling a rose in five seconds was a beginner's skill.
Carving out a peony in three seconds could barely be considered a pass.
The real supreme realm was to carve out ten completely different well-known statues in two seconds.
The Statue of Liberty, the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Egypt's Sphinx, Easter Island's Moa, David, the Olmec's Big Head, Motherland Calling, The Thinker, the Little Danish Mermaid, and the little boy who peed everywhere.
That's right, in one second, ten statues, lifelike, perfect original miniature wood carvings.
Chen Guang couldn't have done it in the past. Thanks to the Kirin Arm, after familiarizing himself with the ultra-high frequency vibration, he integrated it into his pencil sharpening skills, which made his skills sublimate again.
At the end of the video, he took a close-up shot of each statue, which would definitely shock countless people.
Once the video was sent out, he didn't care anymore. Anyway, the two girls wouldn't not give him face.
After he was done with this, he finally plucked up the courage to pick up physical chemistry and read it for more than half an hour. Thanks to Sun Xiaoxun's courseware, otherwise, this course would really kill him.
It was really too hard to learn, too depressing.
Finally, he finished reading a big chapter. Even with the help of the courseware, he was still dizzy. Chen Guang threw the book away and decided to read online literature to recover some of his blood.
Oh, the poor author who chased after him some time ago finally made it to the shelves.
Poor, too poor.
18,000 readers liked it, and the average subscription was only about 700, which meant that there were about 17,300 people reading pirated versions.
This poor guy howled every day that he had to support his family and couldn't go on living.
Young man, you really think too much of human nature. What's the use of howling about being poor? Who would care about you?
In this day and age, what people think about is free reading, isn't it stupid not to read?
Everyone knows that authors are robots. They don't need to eat to write a book, especially a poor author like you.
Not only are you a robot, but you're also a robot dog. You don't need to be fed. If you want to live, you have to honestly write 10,000 words a day.
Do you think that insisting on writing 10,000 words a day will move them?
How many people do you think will understand how tiring it is to write all day?
Stop howling here. You're disturbing my free meal mood. If you're not happy, come and scold me in your book review section!
I'm giving you face by reading your book, okay?
I'm giving you face, can you use it to soak in soup and eat steamed buns?
You even dare to collect money, you're such a drug dealer!
Chen Guang scanned the book review section and found out that this poor fellow actually dared to do something like defending against DB. He decisively scolded him. Serves him right!
Other people in the book review section said that 17,000 people were worried that you would be a eunuch. They were waiting for you to finish writing before coming back to fix it.
You defending against DB is ruining our mood and hurting our faces.
These scums …
In the end, Chen Guang couldn't help but curse in his heart. When the Old Man was at his poorest, he still insisted on supporting the original book, okay?
Ten dollars a month was nothing!
This poor fellow was acting again, saying that he was still writing at five or six in the morning.
Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it.
I don't believe that you have cervical spondylosis, insomnia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or depression.
But, I don't lack money!
Therefore, Chen Guang happily slapped out the alliance leader title. He didn't give the poor fellow, who boasted that he had the world's strongest fancy bootlicking skills, any chance to get close to him. He closed the book review section and didn't join his fan group. He hid his achievements and fame, and was the proudest of pretending to be pretentious.
Then, he started reading happily. To be honest, although this silly guy was a bit of a loser, he was quite happy to read.
He thought that he would just muddle through the day. Around five o 'clock in the afternoon, he suddenly received a call from Zhu Zhifa.
That's right, it was President Zhu who lent his poor Rena car to Chen Guang and spent twenty thousand yuan to repair it.
He brought his little beautiful secretary to Wujing and was now rushing to the city hospital. He planned to visit Chen Guang's mother first and ask him to eat together later.
Chen Guang hadn't seen his old friend for a long time. Thank God, at least someone came to save his boring life.
Therefore, he quickly drove to the city. Chen Guang also planned to take the opportunity to let Zhu Zhifa's little beautiful secretary drive the Rena back to his hometown.
Now that he wasn't lacking money, he shouldn't treat himself badly. To improve his life, he should start by changing cars!
At this time, Chen Guang still didn't know that after Jiang Yage and Jin Shiyue reposted his Weibo, the internet was in an uproar!
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