In the end, he passed the horrible sharpening test. Don't ask him how many pencils he sharpened. He said he didn't want to answer and didn't want to remember.
In short, if someone said that he was impatient and impatient, he would definitely slap that person's face.
Idiot, you're facing a person who has practiced sharpening a pencil to an unprecedented level. He's the strongest person in history, and you dare to say that I don't have any growth potential?
That's right, from now on, Master Chen Guang will undoubtedly be the best sharpener in the history of the earth and the entire universe!
The best sharpener in history!
Although it was useless.
When he came out of the World in the Cup, he didn't see Emperor Of The Azure. The woman decided not to appear today.
Light flashed and he appeared in the bedroom again. Lin Jingwei and Bai Niangzi had just climbed to the bed and were about to go up the ladder. In the real world, only ten seconds had passed.
Chen Guang silently put down the cup and pulled out a tissue from the box next to him. He discreetly wiped his eyes.
[Fu * k, I actually wet my eyes looking at these two grandsons' briefs. This is so embarrassing.]
Chen Guang sat on the chair in a daze. After adjusting his mood for a long time, he slowly got up and walked to the bathroom to take a cold shower.
This time, the World in the Cup had a big impact on him. He wouldn't be able to recover without sleeping.
Standing under the faucet and feeling the cold water, Chen Guang sorted out his thoughts.
To be honest, it wasn't entirely a bad thing to be cheated by the World in the Cup.
At least it made Chen Guang realize the fact that this thing really wanted to cheat people. It was completely unreasonable and had no bottom line.
In the past, he naively thought that although this thing could appear at any time and instantly detect his thoughts to determine the final form of the World in the Cup, it should at least be slightly more normal.
So far, even the most worthless and meaningless DOTA 2 hellish training had allowed him to reach the peak of the game. Even if his actual combat strength could only last for one or two matches, it was more than enough to show off in public.
So much so that he let down his guard.
What the World in the Cup had done to him tonight was like a spray of cold water from a faucet on his head, instantly waking him up.
I can't relax!
If he touched this cup while taking a dump, he would really become the King of Anal Prolapse and die!
Eh?
Damn, a normal human wouldn't drink water while taking a dump, right?
Am I not scaring myself?
Oh, not bad!
Chen Guang slapped his forehead. His brain had short-circuited. He had been afraid of something that had never happened for a long time.
That's right, as long as I don't become the King of Anal Prolapse, is there anything on Earth that I can't afford to offend?
Even the setting of being the strongest pencil sharpener in history, I gritted my teeth and endured it. Was there any difficulty that I couldn't overcome?
Happy!
If it weren't for the fact that it was late at night, Chen Guang would have whistled twice to celebrate.
After taking a shower and lying on the bed, he began to plan again.
It had been two to three weeks and the World in the Cup had only appeared four times.
Damn, that was the Three Thousand Worlds!
The Old Man pinched his fingers and calculated. According to the current speed, to complete the Three Thousand Worlds test, damn, it would take at least 60 years.
Now that I am 20 years old, doesn't that mean that when I am 80 years old, I will still be doing missions bitterly?
Damn, at that time, even if I become the Master of the Three Thousand Worlds that Liuli mentioned and have trillions of cute girls, I am already so old.
Even if I have the heart to kill a thief, I will not be able to turn the situation around!
Could it be that I can only enjoy the so-called deceptive "Spiritual Intercourse"?
I don't want Plato, I just want to fight to my heart's content in close combat!
Thinking of this, his heart felt really cold!
It was so depressing that he couldn't even muster up his energy.
Wait, I seem to have forgotten something?
What I said just now was already a very good situation!
According to the so-called naughty nature of the so-called divine weapon upgrade, the later it was, the longer the upgrade time would be.
Could it be that my glorious responsibility as a savior will eventually be defeated by time?
Will I die of old age before I can save the person?
The dignified savior of the Emperor Of The Azure in the endless Divine Realm failed the mission because he died of old age. Such a setting revealed a complete sense of despair!
Unfortunately, Liuli seemed to be in seclusion now. Otherwise, Chen Guang really wanted to call her out and have a good talk with her about the insights he had just thought of to see if she had prepared any backup plans.
Thinking about it carefully, she couldn't be so deceptive that she couldn't even think of such a simple reason.
Could it be that since I became a savior, I was destined to live forever?
Then wouldn't I have to be like the protagonists in some TV shows and movies, constantly watching my loved ones grow old and die one by one?
Professor Du from the Stars?
Wouldn't this plot be a bit too torturous?
Nowadays, this kind of sadomasochistic plot is not popular!
In a daze, Chen Guang didn't have the ability to continue letting his imagination run wild. After all the torment today, he was really exhausted. As he lay down, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
After a long time, in the middle of the night, on the writing table under his bed, the Heavenly Grail was faintly emitting a milky white light.
The crazy laughter of the Emperor Of The Azure echoed in the Grail like a ghost, but the volume was as soft as a mosquito. Even Chen Guang, who was on the upper bunk, couldn't hear it.
"Wahahahaha! I've succeeded! I've finally succeeded! I finally don't have to live like a prisoner on death row anymore! I've! I've! I've! I can go online now! Hahaha! I've changed from a prisoner under house arrest to a female otaku who can't go out! This is a huge leap in quality! "
The naked Emperor Of The Azure's portrait danced on the Heavenly Grail. If someone saw that the portrait on the Grail could actually dance, they would definitely be scared out of their wits.
Fortunately, Chen Guang "wore" the Hello Kitty jacket for her, so there was no risk of her being exposed.
When this crazy woman finally settled down, the decorative painting on the wall of the Grail suddenly froze. Shortly after, a white fiber as thin as hair slowly extended out from the finger of the decorative painting, extending along the side of the Grail all the way down to the table. Following that, it crawled along the table all the way down to Chen Guang's computer mainframe and plunged into it.
This wasn't the end. After waiting for a while, another white fiber extended out and followed the steel pipe that was one with the bed. Like a creeper, it quietly flipped over Chen Guang's head and pierced into his phone that was placed on the bedside table.
After a brief flash of light, the two fibers gradually dimmed and disappeared.
The Emperor Of The Azure snapped her fingers in the Grail World. "It's done!"
Shortly after, she muttered to herself, "It seems like it takes a lot of Divine Power to maintain the Internet. My Lustrous Feather Dress? Forget it, I don't care anymore. I can't hold it in anymore! Going online is important. There's nothing more important in this world than going online! "
No one knew what the Emperor Of The Azure planned to do online. The only thing they could be sure of was that the data on Chen Guang's phone was definitely going to explode.
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