When he saw the cup of top-grade Nanshan tea in front of him, Chen Guang knew that he was finished.
His life was finished.
Forget it, I'd better reserve a place in No.9 of the Heavenly Palace and live alone in outer space from now on.
Chen Guang was utterly disheartened and complained to himself. Then, he took his top-grade Nanshan tea from the female flight attendant and set his eyes on Tang Ying's cappuccino. He also had a bad mouth, so he subconsciously said, "Thank you very much."
Unexpectedly, the girl's expression changed in an instant. Then, she glanced at him with very angry and incomprehensible eyes. Then, she snorted and turned away angrily.
Silently looking at the girl's back, Chen Guang had no strength to complain at all.
Perhaps, in this messed up world, 'thank you' was a very offensive word, right?
Maybe it's equivalent to f * ck your mother's hair oil or something, so the girl was very angry.
In a sense, her anger was very reasonable.
If it was her who had done a good service for you, but was inexplicably scolded to her face, of course, she would also be angry.
But I'm really innocent!
What else could Chen Guang do but shrug helplessly?
The female flight attendant left. Tang Ying also looked at Chen Guang in surprise, as if she also couldn't understand why.
Chen Guang was really not in the mood to explain to her. He always felt that in this state where he was completely out of sync with the whole world, the more he explained to Tang Ying, the more awkward it would be.
Therefore, Chen Guang simply stopped talking. He just nodded with a wry smile and said nothing.
Yes, he had learned from his mistakes, so he didn't dare to shake his head anymore. Instead, he just chose to nod.
Nodding should probably mean no?
Thanks to the power of the first-class cabin of the Air China plane, oh no, it should be the power of the luggage compartment.
Chen Guang tilted his head slightly and leaned against the back of the chair. He looked sleepy and didn't want to talk.
It was not that he didn't want to talk to Tang Ying, but his heart was too uncomfortable and uncomfortable.
He felt that he had completely lost the ability to communicate and express himself.
When he thought about how he had to call her Brother Tang and how he would be called Chick Chen, Chen Guang wanted to strangle himself again. He was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to restrain the urge to jump out of the plane.
Seeing that he seemed to be in a really bad mood, Tang Ying didn't blame him.
Although she didn't understand why Chen Guang "praised" the "lucky" female flight attendant for no reason, who in the world didn't have a short-circuited brain and bad temper?
Chen Guang finally got a short break. He squinted his eyes and carefully looked at the sign above the "luggage compartment" for a long time. It clearly wrote this sentence.
"During turbulent travel, use of WIFI and other electronic devices is prohibited outside the luggage compartment of this train."
Chen Guang sneakily turned his head to look at the strange white dress Tang Ying was wearing for a long time. Finally, he mustered up the courage to reorganize his words and said, "Brother Tang, cell phones are not allowed on the bus?"
"I can't. This is the oldest rule of the high-speed railway company. How did you know? "
Seeing that he was finally willing to talk, Tang Ying smiled and shook her head. Then, under the painful gaze of Chen Guang, she took out her cell phone and turned it on.
Chen Guang was so touched that he almost cried. Thank God that you didn't cry and say no to me.
In addition, Sister Tang Ying's real meaning was that she was surprised that he didn't know?
Forget it, the more I say, the more mistakes I'll make. My stomach hurts a little.
Anyway, I can use my cell phone. It's fine as long as this matter is clear.
Not daring to speak any further, Chen Guang took out his popcorn phone and decided not to open his mouth for now. He wanted to look at some things in this chaotic world.
What can I do?
Although it's painful, I still have to find a way to coordinate and synchronize!
Looking at his own boot screen, Chen Guang heard his own phone's shutdown ringtone.
Damn it, how boring is this broken cup?
This bad luck … Okay, how bad is this lucky real world? You can't even let go of my phone's ringtone!
When he saw the name of the app on the phone, he was so angry that he laughed.
Chen Guang pinched his nose and opened Tencent Old News, resisting the urge to beat someone up.
By the way, next to Tencent Old News, the app he often looked at had also become Zhong Dian Foreign Language Website …
My poor Qidian Chinese!
Ten minutes later, Chen Guang finally broke down.
You may not believe it, but I really want to synchronize with this world, but it's too f * cking difficult.
He threw his cell phone aside and looked like he had nothing left to live for.
You really can't blame him for having weak willpower. Looking at the screen, he could recognize every single word on the screen, but when they were combined into one sentence, his brain was about to go haywire.
His Chinese was slightly better, but it was only the order and meaning that was messed up. He tried to look at the Latin news, but this time, he felt that he shouldn't call himself the number one language master in history, but the number one retard in history.
Damn, who the hell wants to recognize these foreign languages whose alphabetical order is reversed?
Tang Ying saw that he didn't feel right, and his whole body was uncomfortable. She couldn't help but turn around and pat his shoulder. "What's wrong with you? Are you okay? "
Chen Guang wanted to nod, but immediately reacted and shook his head. "I … I'm fine."
Tang Ying looked like she couldn't understand. She couldn't figure out what was happening to Chen Guang.
"Forget it, forget it. Are you thinking about healthy things in your brain?"
He didn't know what Tang Ying's mind was thinking about. Maybe Chen Guang's "abnormal" behavior was taken as some kind of very strange hint.
Tang Ying even felt that his personality had become grumpy, perhaps because his hints were not being responded to.
At this moment, how could Chen Guang be thinking about something healthy (or unhealthy) as Tang Ying had imagined?
This time, he forgot again and shook his head violently. "No, no! What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense. "
As soon as the words left his mouth, Chen Guang saw Tang Ying's immediately seductive expression and knew that he was in trouble.
She seemed to have completely misunderstood him!
Sure enough, Tang Ying suddenly glanced at the flight attendants' lounge like a thief. Then, she bashfully leaned against him, as if she was enjoying the thrill, and said, "Slow down, slow down!"
Chen Guang, who was "tragically" ambushed, stiffened. He didn't know how to deal with the situation at all.
He forced himself to calm down and think about it. It was obvious that Brother Tang had been buffed by the double "research mode" and "bold and unrestrained mode".
Alright, now that he thought about it, he was on a plane. If he could take a sample, it would be pretty cool.
With his keen senses as the strongest martial artist in history, he should be able to guard against the flight attendants without worrying about being seen through.
As for the camera over there, it wouldn't be too much of a problem under the cover of the "luggage compartment".
However, there was one thing that he couldn't be sure of. If the whole world had been turned upside down, then the question was, should he take a sample from Brother Tang, or should Brother Tang take a sample from him?
Chen Guang was hesitating whether to take off his pants or not. On the other side, Tang Ying had inexplicably dug out a jar from her bag.
That's right, it was a jar!
And it was from Chen Guang's own bag!
When Chen Guang saw this scene, he immediately understood what was going on.
Damn, the Heavenly Holy Grail was really boring. Not only did it not let go of his ringtone, it even forcefully reversed the identity between him and "Brother Tang".
She had become the guinea pig to be sampled, and he had replaced her identity as the biomedical scientist who was going to take a sample from her body.
Although Sheyan didn't know if the Holy Grail and their identities in the outside world had been reversed, at this moment, Sheyan swiftly pulled up her long skirt and pushed her underwear beneath her high heels. Then, she picked it up and stuffed it under her buttocks. She then turned to look at Sheyan with an excited and expectant expression, saying, "Slow down! Don't come! "Seeing Tang Ying, Chen Guang really couldn't say a word.
As Tang Ying spoke, she slightly spread her legs, took out the jar from his bag, and placed it under her body.
"Brother Tang …"
As Tang Ying spoke, she still glanced at the flight attendants' lounge with a sneaky look. "Slow down! Such a bad opportunity, isn't it not cool? Didn't you say you didn't want to use my sample? "
Chen Guang decided to shut her up. Forget it, I can't listen to her anymore. I'll let her sleep first. I really want to knock her out, or knock myself out.
He silently turned around … ….
No one could resist Chen Guang's God's Finger, which could catch bullets. Even he couldn't, let alone "Brother Tang".
About 20 minutes later, Tang Ying's face was flushed, and she fell into great satisfaction. She leaned her head on his shoulder and fell into a deep sleep.
With a stiff face, Chen Guang covered the jar in front of him again, and then put it back into his bag. Then, he personally helped her put on her underwear. Just like that, she was supposed to take a sample from his body, but it became him taking a sample from her body …
Well, these things are no longer important. What's important is that I can finally rest my head for a short while.
On this plane … well, on the train, it was less than an hour, but for Chen Guang, it was like half a century of torture.
Looking at Tang Ying who was sleeping soundly, Chen Guang let out a long sigh of relief. He was so tired.
Right now, he didn't want to communicate with anyone, and he didn't want to come into contact with any information from the outside world. He just wanted to seal himself up.
He really hoped that this was just a dream, a terrible nightmare.
But this nightmare was too real, too scary.
Chen Guang also leaned his head on Tang Ying's head, and gently placed his hand on Brother Tang's F cup. This touch, it can't be fake!
He pinched his thigh fiercely again. It really hurt.
This really isn't a dream.
This is too scary!
How am I going to live the rest of my life?
Chen Guang's mind was filled with confusion, and then he also closed his eyes.
He didn't have a good rest because of the Soul Snatching Spell, and now after a short rest, he was even more tortured. It could be said that he was physically and mentally exhausted.
Perhaps it was for the purpose of self-protection, but his subconscious was like self-hypnosis.
Chen Guang fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, it was already three hours later.
"Chen Guang, wake up, we've reached the Five Capital, wake up quickly."
He was shaken awake by Tang Ying.
Chen Guang opened his eyes in a daze, and his head still hurt a little. He didn't know if it was because he slept too much, or because he didn't get enough sleep, or the aftereffects of fainting from before still hadn't passed out.
"Have we arrived?"
Chen Guang rubbed his temples, and turned his head to look out the window. "Brother Tang, we …"
As soon as he said that, Tang Ying shook his shoulder again. "What Brother Tang? What's wrong with you? "
Tang Ying tilted her head again. "Chen Guang, did you sleep too much? Why are you calling me Brother Tang? "
Chen Guang's eyes suddenly became as bright as a 300-watt incandescent lamp. He stared at Tang Ying, and then he tentatively called out, "Tang … Sister Tang Ying …"
"Hey! What's wrong with you? You're really weird today. We're halfway through the flight, and you suddenly want me to give you a sample. Really, you made me so embarrassed. I plucked up the courage to do it for you, but I was so embarrassed. In the end, you didn't even say a few words to make me happy, you little brat. You were satisfied, and then you closed your eyes and pretended to be dead until now. "
"But as soon as you woke up, you called me Brother Tang. What the hell are you doing? Have you been under too much pressure lately? Is there something wrong with your brain? Although I'm not a professional psychologist, I still know a little. Why don't you wait for my meeting today and have a good chat with me, so I can help you? "
After Tang Ying said that, she pointed to the sky outside the window that was slowly descending.
Chen Guang also turned his head to look out the window. He remembered that Tang Ying's original schedule today was supposed to be a meeting with Gokyo University, the Ministry of Science and Technology, and the Provincial Department of Science and Technology.
Also, she had clearly misunderstood and thought wrongly on the plane. She had forcefully created the sampling process on the plane, but now it was her who was unable to endure it.
But that was not important anymore. Chen Guang felt the density of the power of the Holy Grail and the state of the rules of the world outside. He was so touched that he almost shed two lines of tears.
The density of the power of the Holy Grail was almost the same as before he boarded the plane last night. The collapsed rules of the world had also unknowingly been completely restored.
Restored!
Thank God!
The world had actually returned to normal!
Although Chen Guang did not know what exactly happened, nor did he understand the principle behind it, he felt that it was really great to be able to see the whole world returning to its familiar orbit.
It was really great that he did not jump off the plane and commit suicide on impulse.
What the hell is cappuccino? Get out of here!
Go to hell with the top-grade Nanshan tea!
I just want to drink my West Lake Longjing coffee …
Damn it, my brain is still a little messed up.
As Chen Guang thought about these strange thoughts, he put his hand into his sling bag. That inexplicably wide mouth bottle was gone!
Thank God!
Alright, Chen Guang's mind recalled the particularly charming scene when he gave Brother Tang … No, Sister Tang Ying a "sample". His heart was in turmoil.
To be honest, that scene was quite pleasurable.
He had taken advantage of Sister Tang Ying countless times, but this was the first time he had taken advantage of her unscrupulously and taken advantage of her. Most importantly, in her memory, this did not happen at all!
She did not know anything!
This was as good as taking advantage of her for free!
On the other hand, Tang Ying opened her sling bag in front of him and took out a small test tube. It was filled to the brim with some kind of sticky milky white liquid. She complained, "You're not bad, you brat. You didn't do anything bad in America this time. This stock is quite rich, it's enough for me to use for a few months."
Chen Guang stared in silence. The Heavenly Holy Grail was too awesome!
It even swapped out two completely different liquids!
Oh right, Sister Tang Ying's clothes and her F cup were restored too!
The signboard on the cabin aisle was restored too. "During stable flight, the use of wifi and electronic devices is allowed in the first-class cabin of this flight."
Everything was back on track!
The laws of this world that had been changed were so tough that they were unreasonable!
Under the light of the rising sun, Chen Guang and Tang Ying walked side by side out of the slide of China Airlines CA 97832 flight. Looking at the basin-sized sun in the sky, Chen Guang felt very close.
"Ah! I praise you! The sun! I praise you, not the moon! "
Tang Ying smacked his head from behind. "You've slept too much! You idiot! "
Chen Guang scratched his head. "Hehe … hehe …"
No one could understand the emotion in his heart.
After sending Tang Ying to Gokyo University Medical College, Chen Guang found a coffee shop alone and held a cup in his hand.
He could not hold back his curiosity and focused on the world in the cup. He really wanted to ask Liuli what was going on in that messed up world.
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