This was the anti-theft badge.
Jia Baobao said slowly, "Don't be afraid,
I'm very powerful! "
Hua Xiren looked at his Bao Erye like a kitten pretending to be a tiger,
He couldn't help but laugh,
He coaxed her, "Okay, okay, okay, Erye is the best."
The System couldn't help but say, "Wake up,
Don't be deceived by her soft and harmless appearance! "
However,
No matter what he said, Hua Xiren couldn't hear it.
Jia Baobao thought about the monk just now,
He felt that Hua Xiren's words made sense. How could there be a monk in a Taoist temple?
She asked the System, "Could it be that I'm really hallucinating?"
She touched her eyelids. After the Yan Zhi disappeared because of a kiss, she patched it up again,
But when she looked at the monk, she didn't find any mosaic.
The System said, "That's because you didn't see his face! Don't think too much! "
Jia Baobao obediently said, "Oh."
She followed Hua Xiren to Jia Jing's alchemy room. Hua Xiren was waiting outside,
She walked in by herself.
As soon as she entered, she saw Jia Jing angrily kicking the alchemy furnace,
But she had underestimated the weight of the alchemy furnace,
So much so that her right foot was limping.
Jia Baobao held back his laughter and coughed lightly.
Jia Jing immediately turned around,
For a moment of awkwardness,
But he quickly calmed down.
He was wearing a pure yang headscarf and a crane cloak. He was obviously too thin,
But he had to pretend to be a sage-like person.
Jia Jing waved his horsetail whisk,
The horsetail whisk just hit Jia Zhen,
The fur on his tail was all puffed up,
With his movements, there were still bits and pieces of fur floating down.
Jia Jing was provoked by these fur,
He sneezed.
Jia Baobao silently took a step back.
Jia Jing smiled and said, "Baoyu, have you considered the matter I proposed to you before?"
Jia Baobao was innocent and confused, "Consider? What is it? "
Jia Jing smiled and said, "I've calculated your Eight Characters. You have an extremely prosperous birth chart and are of the fire attribute. You're most suitable for alchemy. Why don't you learn alchemy from me?"
Only then did Jia Baobao remember that he seemed to have mentioned this before.
Jia Baobao looked at his sallow face after eating the pills and said with difficulty, "I can't. Master is watching me study. Moreover, my arm has been injured recently. I can't even lift it up. I can't do anything."
Jia Jing was so angry that her eyes widened. "You hurt your arm? Who hurt you? "
As he huffed and puffed, he grabbed a handful of fluffy fur that was flying in front of him.
Jia Baobao smirked and did not answer.
Jia Jing said to Jia Baobao, "Don't be too kind. Since Auntie spoils you, you have to act like you're being spoiled. Don't let any random person climb over your head. You're the Baoyu of our Jia Prefecture! Even in front of His Majesty, you're ranked first! "
Jia Baobao smiled on the surface, but in his heart, he said disapprovingly, "His Majesty? The Emperor knows who I am. There are so many nobles in the capital. The Emperor can't remember me even if he wants to. "
System: → _ →
Jia Jing talked a lot and stared at her expectantly, "Are you really not going to learn alchemy from me? Let me tell you, the knowledge of alchemy is much more profound than that of those imperial examinations. "
Jia Baobao looked honest, "I'm afraid that Master will break my legs. I'd better not."
Jia Jing snorted, "Jia Zheng has been a bookworm since he was young. Don't learn from him. I'll learn from …"
Before he could finish, Jia Jing suddenly froze and stopped talking.
Jia Baobao looked at him curiously.
He turned around and walked out of the alchemy room stiffly, as if he was possessed.
"What happened?" Jia Baobao asked the System.
The System urged, "Why don't you chase after him and see?"
Jia Baobao followed Jia Jing and saw him rushing all the way to the room where Jia Zhen was resting.
The two of them walked to the window and heard a man and a woman teasing each other. The man's voice was clearly that of Jia Zhen.
Jia Baobao peeked through the window and saw Jia Zhen leaning on a pillow with a woman dressed like a manservant in his arms.
Soon, a sweet female voice came from the room, "Is what Grandpa Jane said true?"
Jia Zhen laughed, "Why would I lie to you?"
"I don't believe it. Would Grandpa Jane want Master to beat you up?"
Jia Zhen pinched the woman's pink cheeks, "Look, I secretly brought you to Master's Taoist temple and wanted to have sex with you in his Taoist temple. Shouldn't he beat me up for such a disrespectful act? Hehe, even if I know it's disrespectful, I'll still do it. I can't help it. Sweetheart, I can't leave you even for a moment. "
The two of them made out for a while.
However, in Jia Baobao's eyes, it was a mosaic.
The System said, "Good boy, don't peek."
Jia Baobao sneaked a glance at Jia Jing and saw that his face was ashen. He was so angry that he was about to turn into a coffin.
Jia Zhen seemed to think that it was not enough. He continued to laugh, "If it's not exciting enough here, let's go to Master's alchemy room. It's exciting enough, right?"
The woman giggled.
Jia Zhen could not help but sigh, "Sometimes when I think about it, I'm really too licentious. Unfortunately, I can't change it. Unless Master beats me until I'm paralyzed on the bed, I can't leave sex …"
Before he could finish, the two of them were kissing.
Jia Baobao thought, "This is probably what they mean by the saying, 'the evils you bring on yourself are the hardest to bear'. This is your own wish. You have to accept it even if you kneel. "
Jia Jing kicked open the door and shouted, "You unfilial son! I'm going to beat you until you're paralyzed on the bed today! "
Jia Zhen's face turned pale. He was scared out of his wits.
Jia Jing looked left and right. He picked up the wooden door bolt leaning against the door and threw it at Jia Zhen.
The woman slipped away quickly and came face to face with Jia Baobao.
Jia Baobao's eyes were a mosaic, but the woman stared blankly at his face.
Jia Baobao frowned, but there seemed to be a gentle smile in his eyes.
The woman thought that the dirty things in the room had probably been seen by this handsome husband. She was so ashamed that she could not show her face. She covered her face and ran away.
The System said coldly, "It's a pity that other people fell in love at first sight. You didn't even see her face."
At this moment, Jia Baobao and the System heard a crisp sound at the same time. It sounded like something had broken.
Jia Zhen let out a miserable scream.
The System said, "Take a guess, how many of Jia Zhen's legs were broken?"
Jia Baobao ignored the System and ordered someone to call for the imperial physician.
She looked again at the description of the hidden effect of "A Box of Mosaic Yan Zhi" and said resentfully, "I won't look down on these trashy cards anymore. Isn't this too scary?"
Jia Jing and Jia Zhen were both seriously injured in this farce. Jia Zhen's leg was broken, which fulfilled his wish of being bedridden for a few months without being able to do anything. Jia Jing had sprained his waist because of the intense movements, and couldn't move for ten days to half a month.
The father and son were both injured and bedridden. One couldn't tease Jia Baobao, and the other couldn't drag Jia Baobao to make elixirs. She finally had some peace and quiet.
At night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse.
Jia Baobao was about to close the window and go to sleep when he saw a monk walking through the courtyard under the moonlight.
"Hey! Senior Monk! Master! "Jia Baobao called out a few times, but the monk didn't even look at him.
"Bao Erye?" The tall Li Gui immediately came over.
Jia Baobao pointed at the courtyard and asked, "Who do you think that monk is?"
Li Gui scratched the back of his head and looked back. He said in a muffled voice, "Monk? There's no monk? How could there be a monk in a Taoist temple? Bao Erye, if you need one, I can prepare one for Erye. "
Jia Baobao said, "... Why would I need a monk? Cough, I want to know who this monk is. Brother Li Gui? "
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