This is the anti-theft badge.
Who are you?
The System said, "Cough,
I just went to look for some information. Regarding your phenomenon, I can only say, please work hard to complete the mission, and drop more skills and items that can allow you to see normally, or … Dear, upgrade me.
Help me level up. After I level up, I'll give you a hack. "
His voice was so flattering that it was annoying.
Jia Baobao shivered, "That's easy for you to say. I've lived here for so many years.
I've never seen a Gold Mission that can upgrade you. "
The servant suddenly stopped and slapped his forehead with his right hand, "Look at me, I almost forgot."
He turned around,
And smiled slightly,
"Maybe you don't recognize me, I'm Xiren."
He pointed at the hairband, "Look,
I'm the only one in the whole Jia Prefecture who wears this colorful hairband. You should be able to recognize me, right? "
In order for her to recognize him, he often wore such a silly hairband.
In the end, she still didn't remember.
Hua Xiren lowered his eyes slightly.
Jia Baobao nodded hesitantly,
And smiled, "Brother Xiren."
Xiren said, "Ah."
He looked at her gently and awkwardly,
And said softly, "You can't call me brother anymore. How can I, a servant, be compared to a man? This time, Master was angry with you because you were calling everyone sister, brother, and brother. It was inappropriate. "
"Ah, I can't call you that anymore …" Jia Baobao's eyes were filled with joy, but his mouth was pursed.
She couldn't even call him brother or brother. Wouldn't it be more difficult for her to complete the mission? How could she complete the mission in the future …
Xiren's eyes drooped, and he stared at his master with heartache.
He really couldn't bear to see her wronged and forced smile.
Xiren's slender fingers gently climbed up her sleeve. He didn't look at her face and said softly, "Why don't … you call me that in private? Don't let others hear you. "
"Others?" Jia Baobao heard the hidden meaning in his words and looked up.
Xiren looked around and said in a low voice, "This time, it was Third Master Huan who complained in front of Master, which made Master furious."
The System replied, "He's just jealous of you."
Jia Baobao nodded and said, "Oh."
She said to the System in her heart, "His unyielding spirit is worthy of an award. I've used almost all the items I got from drawing cards on him, but he's still not afraid?"
The System said, "Maybe … You're too good at attracting hatred."
Jia Baobao: "…"
Xiren's heart ached even more when he saw her bewildered expression.
How could such a Bao Erye be good?
Xiren's fingers slid down her sleeve. Suddenly he felt something warm.
He hurriedly lowered his head and rummaged through her sleeves. "Second Master, your sleeves …"
A furry dog head poked out of her sleeve.
Jia Baobao just remembered that his cheap nephew was still in her sleeve!
Xiren frowned and picked up the puppy. "What kind of dog is this? How dare it run into Erye's sleeve."
"Woof woof woof woof —"
You're the dog!
The puppy's paws and legs were flailing wildly.
Xiren pinched the back of his neck and scolded, "It's so crazy. I'm afraid it's a mad dog. I'll throw it away now. Madam is looking for you. Go to her room quickly."
"Wait!" Jia Baobao opened his arms and stopped Xiren.
"This puppy is … mine."
The puppy barked and tried to bite Xiren.
The gentle Xiren pinched his dog's nose quickly and accurately. He even raised his eyebrows and smiled.
Jia Rong was about to cry from the pain.
Damn it!
Jia Baobao quickly grabbed the puppy and said to Hua Xiren softly, "Good brother, let me put him aside and then I'll go to Madam's room with you. It's all my fault. Don't make things difficult for him."
Xiren stared at him.
Jia Baobao blinked. His peach blossom eyes were glistening.
Baoyu's heart was just too kind. He was even so concerned about a strange dog, let alone a human.
Xiren relaxed his shoulders. He turned his head and whispered, "Erye, hurry up."
Jia Baobao hid Jia Rong, who had turned into a dog, under a banana tree.
She squatted under the banana tree. She held the banana leaf with one hand and tapped his dog's nose with the other.
Jia Rong flailed his two short legs. He wanted to hug her finger, but he couldn't.
Jia Baobao warned him with a smile, "Stay here. I'll send you back when I come back."
The banana leaf, the beauty's red lips.
Jia Rong raised her head and stared at her in a daze.
His Uncle Bao was so good-looking.
Jia Baobao pushed him under the tree and whispered, "Hide well. Be careful. Don't let someone stew you."
Her fingers touched his warm fur. Jia Rong shivered.
The System said, "Tsk tsk."
Jia Baobao thought that he was afraid of his warning, so he retracted his hand in satisfaction and put the banana leaf back where it was.
Hearing the familiar footsteps fade away, Jia Rong crossed her two claws and placed them under her chin. Through the gaps of the banana leaves, she stared at the gradually disappearing figure.
Strange. Was his Uncle Bao a monster? Why else would he turn him into a dog?
Uncle Monster … Seductive Fox Demon … Ah!
He blushed and couldn't control himself.
"Achoo —" The dog sneezed.
As soon as Jia Baobao stepped into Lady Wang's house, he found that there was no one else inside except for Lady Wang.
Lady Wang was leaning on a green satin pillow. She wore an old silk jacket and a blue skirt. She held a string of prayer beads in her hand and closed her eyes to rest.
The System said, "It's time for you to tuck your tail in."
It seemed that Lady Wang was talking to her about her disguise as a man.
Jia Baobao stood aside obediently with his hands hanging by his sides.
But even if she acted like an honest person, she still had a smile on her face, which made people happy.
Lady Wang opened her eyes and looked at her. The sadness in her heart disappeared.
She waved at Jia Baobao.
Jia Baobao took two steps back and shook his head, "I caused trouble. I don't dare to sit here."
Madam Wang said earnestly, "Son, you also know that you've caused trouble? Why did you have to do it? You're still smiling! "
Jia Baobao said bitterly, "I was crying, when was I smiling?"
Lady Wang narrowed her eyes and stared at her naturally happy face. She still couldn't tell if she was smiling or crying.
"You're different from a man after all. You should pay more attention. And your appearance … Sigh, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse. How could I have been blinded by lard and let you go down this path? I pity you … "
She sniffled and wiped the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief.
The System urged, "Go up and comfort her."
Jia Baobao stepped forward and patted Lady Wang's back. He said softly, "It's nothing. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a man."
It was better to say that it was great. It was convenient to do anything, and it was easier to squander.
Lady Wang leaned on the pillow and sobbed, "I've ruined your life. You … You'll definitely blame me in the future, but I can't do anything about it. Old Master doesn't like me. He only loves Concubine Zhao. Concubine Zhao already has two sons. Although I have two sons and one daughter, your Jiejie Jia Zhu passed away early on, leaving behind Li Wan, who married into the family, to be of no use. Your Gege Yuan Chun had a falling out with Laoye, so he left home on his own. I don't know where he is now. If you were a girl, we would have been pushed to god knows where by those bastards. We could only … only … "
She looked up and saw Jia Baobao smiling at her.
Lady Wang choked and said suspiciously, "… You're not smiling, are you?"
The System said, "Oh, now we're in trouble."
Jia Baobao explained bitterly, "I'm innocent. Lady Wang, please understand. I was born with a smiling face."
Lady Wang said faintly, "Yes, I don't know who you take after with this face."
The guilty System, "…"
The guilty Jia Baobao, "…"
Jia Baobao said, "You … Is your cheat useful? My body is not Jia Baoyu. Don't, don't give me away. "
The System wiped its sweat, "No way? I've never given myself away before. "
Fortunately, Lady Wang was not in the mood to find out who she took after.
Lady Wang held her arm and said in a low voice, "Do you know why Old Master punished you this time?"
"I don't know." Jia Baobao answered without a hint of shame.
Lady Wang choked, "My son, you should be more careful."
The System chimed in, "That's right, that's right. You're just a stupid pig trotter."
Jia Baobao, "…"
Old Lady Wang held her wrist tightly and said, "Isn't it because Jia Huan, that trash, complained about you in front of Old Master? She said that you've been fighting cocks and riding horses every day, sleeping in the willows and sleeping in the flowers every night. She also has an ambiguous relationship with the servant girls and manservants in the residence. Tell me, is there such a thing?"
Lady Wang carefully observed Jia Baobao's expression.
Jia Baobao's face was not red, and he was not panting, "Riding horses, but not fighting cocks, and definitely not sleeping in the willows. As for having an ambiguous relationship with the servants, I don't know what he's referring to. Do you mean holding hands, hugging arms, reading their palms, and tasting Yan Zhi is an ambiguous relationship? "
"… Pulling? Hugging? You even tasted the Yan Zhi from their mouths! "Lady Wang's voice was louder and louder, and her eyes were round with anger.
Jia Baobao blinked and said with a smile, "Mother, it's nothing, right? I'm honest and dutiful. "
The System said, "I'm afraid I don't know how to spell the word 'dutiful'."
Jia Baobao smiled, "Go away, it's none of your business!"
Lady Wang was so angry that she laughed. She pinched her handkerchief and poked her forehead, angrily scolding, "Don't laugh!"
Jia Baobao quickly covered his mouth, but his eyes, which seemed to be able to speak, were still smiling.
Lady Wang said, "… Your eyes are really bad."
She leaned on the pillow again and rubbed her temples, "You were raised as a man after all. It's not appropriate to raise you like a woman, but you can have anything you want in your own little garden, so why did you have to look for it in the big garden? To make Old Master hate you? "
Jia Baobao felt wronged, "I didn't want to, but my eyes were born unable to recognize people. I thought I was holding onto Xiren or Qing Wen, but it wasn't them."
Lady Wang had a splitting headache, "How did I give birth to such a …"
Her head hurt even more.
"Alright, Old Master will ground you for a month. Don't walk around the big garden in the future. Old Master has received the imperial edict. His Majesty heard that the scenery in our garden is beautiful, so he's coming to cool off during the summer. The family has to make some preparations to welcome him, so you should just stay in your own garden. "
Jia Baobao was stunned.
What about her daily mission?
Lady Wang glanced at her, "You don't want to?"
Jia Baobao pursed her lips, her eyes curved into crescents.
Lady Wang thought she had agreed with a smile, so she nodded happily, "It's good that you're willing."
"If you're tired of staying here, you should go spend more time with your sister-in-law. She was raised as a man at home since she was young, so you should learn from her."
Learn what? Learn how to be a good man?
Jia Baobao made an "oh" sound.
Lady Wang changed her posture and covered her mouth with a handkerchief, "Also, your Cousin Lin will be going to the capital soon to prepare for next year's provincial examination. You should prepare well for your studies. For a family like ours, His Majesty can just reward you with an official position. You don't have to risk your identity being exposed to take the imperial examination, but I don't want you to be beaten by others. "
Hua Xiren looked at her Bao Erye, who was like a kitten pretending to be a tiger, and couldn't help but laugh. She coaxed her, "Okay, okay, okay. Erye is the best."
The System couldn't help but say, "Wake up, don't be deceived by her soft and harmless appearance!"
However, no matter what it said, Hua Xiren couldn't hear it.
Jia Baobao thought about the monk just now and felt that Hua Xiren's words made sense. How could there be a monk in a Taoist temple?
She asked the System, "Could it be that I'm hallucinating?"
She touched her eyelids. The Yan Zhi on her eyelids had disappeared because of a kiss, and she fixed it again. However, when she looked at the monk, she didn't see any mosaic.
The System said, "That's because you didn't see his face! Don't think too much! "
Jia Baobao obediently made an "oh" sound.
She followed Hua Xiren to Jia Jing's alchemy room. Hua Xiren waited outside, and she walked in herself.
As soon as she entered, she saw Jia Jing angrily kick the alchemy furnace. However, she underestimated the weight of the alchemy furnace, and her right foot was limping.
Jia Baobao tried hard to hold back her laughter and coughed lightly.
Jia Jing immediately turned around. She was embarrassed for a moment, but she quickly calmed down.
He wore a Pure Yang Scarf on his head and a crane cloak. He was obviously too thin, but he pretended to be sage-like.
Jia Jing waved his horsetail whisk. The horsetail whisk hit Jia Zhen just now, and the hair on its tail was all standing up. As he moved, bits and pieces of hair fluttered down.
Jia Jing was agitated by the hair and sneezed.
Jia Baobao silently took a step back.
Jia Jing smiled and said, "Baoyu, have you thought about the matter I proposed to you before?"
Jia Baobao was innocent and confused, "Think about it? Think about what? "
Jia Jing smiled, "I've calculated your horoscope. Your fate is extremely prosperous, and your attribute is fire. You're most suitable for alchemy. Why don't you learn alchemy from me?"
Jia Baobao then remembered that he seemed to have mentioned this matter before.
Jia Baobao looked at his sallow face after eating the elixir and said awkwardly, "No, Master is watching me study. Moreover, my arm has been injured recently. I can't even lift it up, so I can't do anything."
Jia Jing was so angry that his eyes widened, "Your arm is injured? Who hurt you? "
He huffed angrily and grabbed a handful of hair that was fluttering in front of his eyes.
Jia Baobao smiled foolishly and did not answer.
Jia Jing said to Jia Baobao, "Don't be too kind. Since Auntie spoils you, you have to act like you're being spoiled. Don't let any random person climb over your head. You're the Baoyu of our Jia Prefecture! Even in front of His Majesty, you're ranked first! "
Jia Baobao smiled on the surface, but disagreed in his heart, "His Majesty? The Emperor knows who I am. There are so many nobles in the capital. The Emperor can't remember me even if he wants to. "
System: → _ →
Jia Jing rambled on for a long time, then stared at him expectantly, "Are you really not going to learn alchemy from me? Let me tell you, the knowledge of alchemy is much more profound than that of those imperial examinations. "
Jia Baobao looked honest, "I'm afraid that Master will break my legs. I'd better not."
Jia Jing snorted, "Jia Zheng has been a bookworm since he was young. Don't learn from him. I'll learn from …"
Before he could finish, Jia Jing suddenly froze and stopped talking.
Jia Baobao looked at him curiously.
He turned around and walked out of the alchemy room stiffly, as if he was possessed.
"What happened?" Jia Baobao asked the System.
The System urged, "Why don't you chase after him and see?"
Jia Baobao followed behind Jia Jing and saw him rushing all the way to the room where Jia Zhen was resting.
The two of them walked to the window and heard a man and a woman teasing each other. The man's voice was clearly that of Jia Zhen.
Jia Baobao peeked through the window and saw Jia Zhen half leaning on a pillow, holding a woman dressed like a manservant in his arms.
Not long after, a sweet female voice came from the room, "Grandpa Jane, was what you said just now true?"
Jia Zhen laughed, "Why would I lie to you?"
"I don't believe it. Grandpa Jane wants Master to beat you up."
Jia Zhen pinched the girl's pink cheeks. "You see, I secretly brought you to Master's Daoist temple and wanted to have sex with you in his Daoist temple. Shouldn't he beat me for such a disrespectful act? Hehe, even if I know it's disrespectful, I'll still do it. It's my fault for not being able to hold it in. Sweetheart, I can't leave you even for a moment. "
The two of them were intimate for a while.
However, in Jia Baobao's eyes, it was a mosaic.
The System said, "Good boy, don't peek."
Jia Baobao sneaked a glance at Jia Jing and saw that his face was ashen. He was so angry that he was about to turn into a coffin.
Jia Zhen seemed to think it was not enough and continued to laugh, "If it's not exciting enough here, let's go to Master's alchemy room. It's exciting enough there, right?"
The woman laughed again and again.
Jia Zhen could not help but sigh, "Sometimes when I think about it, I really am too licentious. It's a pity that I can't change it. Unless Master beats me until I'm paralyzed on the bed, I can't leave sex …"
Before he could finish, the two of them were kissing.
Jia Baobao thought, "This is probably what they mean by 'the evils you bring on yourself are the hardest to bear'. This is your own wish, you have to accept it even if you're kneeling. "
Jia Jing kicked open the door and shouted, "You unfilial son! I'm going to beat you until you're paralyzed on the bed today! "
Jia Zhen's face turned pale and he was scared out of his wits.
Jia Jing looked left and right, picked up the wooden door bolt leaning against the door and threw it at Jia Zhen.
The woman slipped away quickly and came face to face with Jia Baobao.
Jia Baobao's eyes were a mosaic, but the woman stared blankly at her face.
Jia Baobao frowned, but there seemed to be a gentle smile in his eyes.
The woman thought about how all the dirty things in the room were probably seen by this handsome husband. She was so ashamed that she covered her face and ran away.
The System said coldly, "It's a pity that other people fell in love at first sight, but you didn't even see her face."
At this moment, Jia Baobao and the System heard a crisp sound at the same time, as if something had broken.
Jia Zhen let out a scream.
The System said, "Take a guess, how many of Jia Zhen's legs were broken?"
Jia Baobao ignored the System and ordered someone to call for the imperial physician.
She looked at the hidden effect of "A Box of Mosaic Yan Zhi" again and said resentfully, "I won't look down on these trashy cards anymore. Isn't this too scary?"
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