"Dear teachers, dear students …"
"In this picturesque golden autumn season … Here, on behalf of the Ivory Tower, on behalf of the teaching and research room … Looking back on the past year … We have … Looking forward to the future … As the principal, I have a dream …"
"At the beginning of the new school year …"
"Students, I hope …"
"Next, I will emphasize a few points …"
In a solemn atmosphere, in the school's auditorium, the opening ceremony had reached its final stage.
The atmosphere was solemn, the ceremony was solemn, the process was rigorous, and the speech on the stage was brilliant and solemn, but the only problem was …
In the crowd, Huai Shi looked left and right in a daze. Looking at everyone's serious look, he found it hard to understand.
When he looked at the stage, he saw a huge monkey in a suit standing on the podium, solemnly delivering his principal's speech.
From time to time, he would nibble on a banana …
Monkey?
Monkey!
The corners of Huai Shi's eyes twitched. He looked around, trying to find anyone who was as surprised and shocked as he was, but everyone's expression was very serious.
It was as if they didn't care that their principal was a monkey at all.
Every new student stared expectantly at the stage, listening to the principal's teachings, intoxicated by the wonderful speech and speech.
Some people were even moved to tears and took out their mobile phones to secretly record. From time to time, they would raise their sleeves to wipe their tears, choking and exclaiming, "Well said, really well said."
How the hell is this good!
This is no different from the principal's speech when I was in high school!
And don't you care?
The principal is a monkey! A monkey! There is a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!
Huai Shi was so anxious that his face turned green.
He didn't know if the world had suddenly become punk or if there was something wrong with his brain.
He opened his mouth several times, wanting to say something, but stopped. It was difficult for him to understand what the hell was going on in front of him. Finally, he mustered up the courage to look at Ye Su next to him. He pointed at the stage and asked in a low voice, "This … What's going on?"
"Hmm? The principal is a little long-winded. It's normal. "Ye Su waved his hand calmly." He'll be fine after his mouth is dry. Don't mind him. "
"But … But …" Huai Shi felt as if he was about to lose his sanity. "He … He …"
"Next, I would like to introduce a new friend to everyone, a young man whom I have high hopes for. He is Teacher Huai Shi, who will be hosting the Classical Music Appreciation Festival for the next year!"
On the podium, the old monkey exulted as he shouted. Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the mentally retarded young man on the teacher's seat.
Everyone saw the excessively young and handsome man in the crowd in an instant.
Before they noticed him, he seemed to have blended in with the shadows. There was nothing out of the ordinary about him. But when he noticed that he was sitting there, he could no longer ignore his existence.
That kind of mysterious charm was completely different from others. It was like an abyss with a gravitational force, as if it could firmly attract people's attention to itself.
In the midst of everyone's astonishment, only Huai Shi's expression remained calm.
Calm and collected.
It was as if the person on the podium wasn't him.
He didn't even have time to react.
Immersed in the shock that they didn't care that the principal was a monkey!
"Come, Teacher Huai Shi, come to the podium! Let everyone see … Young people nowadays are really young and promising. It makes people sigh. "On the podium, the old monkey called out enthusiastically.
Huai Shi climbed to the podium as if he was sleepwalking. Under the spotlight, he looked at the principal in front of him.
Indeed … It was a monkey.
This shiny golden hair, and this … erm, this bright red butt.
Why was it a monkey?
With the principal holding his hand and endless praises, Huai Shi began to doubt his life. Was this a dream? Or was he not awake?
That's right. How could a thug from the Astronomy Club be a teacher?
It was all an illusion. Haha, an illusion.
Therefore, under everyone's gaze, that calm and cold face revealed a trace of a smile, looking disdainfully at the illusion in front of him.
He even waved to the students below the stage with plenty of room to spare.
If you have a dream, don't wake up!
After a lot of praises, Huai Shi walked down the podium as if he was sleepwalking. He began to think about how to wake up from this damned dream.
Until the end, with everyone's warm applause, the opening ceremony officially ended. Huai Shi didn't open his eyes on his bed as he imagined.
At this time, he began to panic …
Oh my god?
What just happened?
Had he calmly walked up to the podium, waved to everyone, and then came back?
What the hell was that?
"Wow, teacher, you looked so cold just now."
After the meeting, Lin Shijiu came over and looked at Huai Shi who still didn't want to get up from his seat. He didn't know what happened, "The principal seems to think highly of you. He even promoted you like this."
Huai Shi looked at the forest hut in front of him suspiciously. Little Shijiu was stunned and didn't know what he said.
"The hut, you …" Huai Shi asked tentatively, "What do you think of the principal?"
Lin Shijiu thought for a long time and said with emotion, "The principal, I didn't expect him to be so young. He is more amiable than I thought."
Young? Amiable?
How did you see such a thing from an old monkey?
"And his hairstyle is very good. Although it is a little white, the style is good." Lin Shijiu nodded and said, "His beard is also very stylish."
Wait, an old monkey has hair and beard?
Huai Shi opened his eyes wide in astonishment and finally realized that something was wrong, "Wait a minute, Shijiu, describe the principal's appearance and dressing."
"Hmm?"
Although he didn't understand what Huai Shi meant, he still said truthfully, "He looks like he is in his early forties. His hair is gray, his beard is well groomed, and the style of his glasses is very fashionable. And I feel that the slim-fit robe is really tasteful. Look, teacher, when you were on the podium, I took a photo."
He turned on his phone and handed the screen over.
Huai Shi was speechless.
Not to mention himself in the photo, but next to him … was an old monkey?
Huai Shi scratched his hair a little angrily and recalled the appearance just now. How could he not know that he was fooled by the principal again … That old bastard!
Counting the graduation certificate and the muddle-headedness of being a tool, this was the third time he was fooled! But everyone thought that the principal was promoting the junior, so he couldn't spit out blood.
He sighed and could only silently say in his heart that life was full of ups and downs, trying to win a mental victory.
"Life is really full of difficulties."
He heaved a heavy sigh and patted Little Nineteen's shoulder.
Shijiu in the forest was confused and didn't know what happened.
Seeing Huai Shi get up, he asked in confusion, "Teacher, where are you going? Do you want to take the student with you? I can help. "
"To the toilet."
Huai Shi rolled his eyes and looked back at him, "Do you want to help me?"
Shijiu suddenly hesitated.
As if he was thinking …
Huai Shi became more and more helpless. He waved his hand and motioned him to wait outside the auditorium. Then he sighed and went out, lamenting how perturbed his teaching career was in the ivory tower.
Then he met an unexpected person in the toilet.
The vice principal.
The vice principal's attire was not like the one he saw on Stellaris. He was wearing a robe, elegant and solemn. Instead, he was wearing a light-colored striped suit, which looked much more genial, but his face was as cold and calm as if it had never changed.
He was dignified.
If it weren't for the fact that Huai Shi found a good place to stand and looked back to see his painting … Presumably, the two people's expressions would be more harmonious.
Now, they stood side by side in front of the urinal, looking straight ahead at the white tiles in front of them.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
He originally expected that the two people might fight openly and secretly when they met for the first time, but he didn't expect that they would be so silent.
Soon, two minutes later, the awkward silence finally ended.
The vice principal left first.
Huai Shi breathed a sigh of relief. He remembered … he didn't seem to have taken off his belt yet.
He had been standing here for a long time!
When Huai Shi came out of the toilet, he saw the vice principal waiting in front of the sink.
This was a famous pure-blooded scholar, a fifth-order sublimator of the Celestial genealogy path. He was a famous big shot and tycoon in the whole territory.
Now he seemed to be standing at the door, waiting for him.
He looked at Huai Shi's appearance.
"Uh, hello vice principal …"
Huai Shi tentatively greeted him.
The vice principal's face was still cold. He just nodded slightly, then raised his hand, pointed to his chest, and pointed to Huai Shi's chest.
"…"
In the silence, Huai Shi looked at the other's finger with a blank face.
Then he looked at his chest.
He didn't know what it meant.
But soon, he suddenly understood. It was like the legendary Buddha's smile when he picked up a flower. Was this some kind of heart to heart technique? Or, was it a hint from the vice principal? Tell him that he didn't care about the rumors outside at all. You have to understand that I have high hopes for you? So we must have a tacit understanding?
Then, his fantasy was shattered.
The vice principal frowned.
"Tie," he said, "Your tie is crooked."
"…"
It wasn't until Huai Shi lowered his head that he noticed that his tie was indeed crooked … by about half a centimeter? So you're just an old man with obsessive-compulsive disorder?
After he hurriedly straightened it, the vice principal's frown eased a little.
Staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked, "Do you know that I'm the lecturer of Abyss Ecology? You will be my teaching assistant from now on. "
Huai Shi hurriedly nodded.
To a certain extent, the vice principal was actually his direct superior. It was no wonder that he was dissatisfied with his arrival. Who would want to have their subordinates stuffed with a nail by the principal?
"Very good."
The vice principal nodded and told him bluntly, "This Wednesday, the Abyss Ecology class will start. You don't have to come."
"Huh?"
Huai Shi was stunned.
The suppression had begun? And why was it so straightforward?
Was the vice principal not giving him any face at all?
Before Huai Shi could retort, the vice principal continued, "During this period, prepare the lesson plan. Two weeks later, the chapter of Abyss Botany will be taught by you."
"Huh?!"
Huai Shi's voice was even louder.
He couldn't stand this turn of events.
Oh my god, was this suppression or promotion? How did he suddenly go from a helper pouring tea and correcting homework to a lecturer?
After making sure that Huai Shi understood, he was still expressionless. He just nodded and said, "Be careful. This is a big class. Don't make a fool of yourself."
After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving Huai Shi alone.
He couldn't figure it out.
In the silence, only the Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't stand it anymore. He sighed helplessly.
"Brother, you're definitely going to make a fool of yourself!"
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