"What's going on?"
Huai Shi flipped through the pile of graduation certificates in front of him in a daze.
He couldn't accept the fact that he had graduated before his university life had even begun.
It would have been fine if this was a joke, but after verifying it with the authority of the Astronomy Association, Huai Shi discovered that … this was all f * cking real …
Not only that, when Chai Fei sent a text message, he found out that the spectacular scene of him graduating from 43 doctorates, 26 master's degrees, and 53 universities had been automatically updated into his resume …
In the blink of an eye, he had become a member of society?
"What the hell!"
Huai Shi took out her phone and dialed the number of Jindu University. When the person on the other end found out about Huai Shi's identity, they immediately changed the person on the other end. Then, the tutor that she had never seen before said in a booming voice, "That's right, Huai Shi Jun, you've already graduated! Oh, when I think back to when you first came to Yingzhou, it feels like yesterday. It really makes me feel emotional … Now that you have graduated with such excellent results, as your instructor, I am really proud of you! "
I've never been there, okay!
Brother, who are you! Why do you make it sound like we're very familiar with each other!
After saying that, as if afraid that Huai Shi would ask again, he immediately hung up.
Huai Shi frowned and changed to the number of the American Ivy League and called. Then, more than six instructors congratulated Huai Shi on his graduation like a chorus, and then enthusiastically looked forward to Huai Shi's future as if they were entrusting him with an inheritance.
The phone hung up again.
Silence.
A long silence.
Huai Shi pulled his hair and couldn't understand, "What's going on?"
"What else can it be? You scared me! "
Crow rolled his eyes, "The jinx of the Astronomy Association, the Guillotine King of Jinling, the judge of explosions wherever he goes — suddenly going to university. You're the principal, aren't you scared? You're the admissions office, do you dare to accept him? "
"…"
Huai Shi, who suddenly realized that he had become notorious, fell into a daze.
It was as if he saw a group of frightened instructors behind the podium waving at him.
Big Brother, let's talk things over … You better not come!
"I'm just going to study!" Huai Shi was furious. "Do you think I'll blow up the school?"
"That's hard to say …" Crow looked at him sympathetically, "Look, I believe that your luck has turned for the better … But whether other people believe it or not is another matter.
But, this is that guy's style … Hahahaha … "
"Who?" Huai Shi smelled a conspiracy.
"Who else could it be?"
Crow gloated and laughed, "Of course it's your next boss, the headmaster of the Ivory Tower. That old thing really likes to tease people … It seems like he thinks highly of you."
"What the f * ck?" Huai Shi was infuriated.
"I used my connections and gave you more than 50 graduation certificates in one go. How can you not be optimistic?"
Crow shook his head and lamented, "That guy has always been a person who believes in the supremacy of talents. No, I should say that he likes to tease talented people the most. You haven't even arrived and he already gave you such a big gift. "
"Optimistic my * ss."
Huai Shi was furious. "Even if I don't have to study today, I won't go to the Ivory Tower even if I have to jump down from here!"
"Hearing you say that, I think this matter is settled."
Crow spread out her little wings indifferently. "However, this is your decision to make. Whether you go or not, it's up to you. In fact, I feel that … not going might be a good thing, but in the end, you may not get what you want."
Huai Shi sneered, "I don't believe that if I don't go, he can still tie me up?"
At this moment, in his heart, the rebellious mentality of a teenager took over.
Moreover, he always felt that that broken place was not a good place. He was afraid that it would be the heart of the struggle. Once he went there, he would be used as a tool.
Huai Shi knew himself well.
If he wanted him to go, it was most likely not because of his talent.
It was because of his body.
Too despicable!
.
After this matter was settled, he went back to playing games, completely forgetting that he still had something to do. It wasn't until 6: 30 that he heard the sound of his phone.
There were three missed calls from Fu Yi.
"Hello?" He picked up the phone and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Don't tell me you haven't left yet?"
When Fu Yi spoke on the other end of the phone, Huai Shi finally remembered what he had forgotten.
"Hello? Liao Jun is treating us to a farewell dinner tonight. Don't tell me you want to stand him up too? "Through the phone, Fu Yi seemed to be able to see a certain salted fish slumped on the sofa.
"No!" Huai Shi jumped up from the sofa and said in a trembling voice, "I'm already on my way! I'll be there in five minutes! "
"It's already good enough that you can leave in five minutes."
Fu Yi sighed. "I've sent you the address on WeChat. Hurry up. Otherwise, I'll run out of excuses and you won't be able to come. That would be too awkward."
"I said five minutes, so I'll be there in five minutes."
Huai Shi hurriedly put on his pants and shoes and rushed into the kitchen to apologize to Fang Shu. Then, he picked up his bicycle and rushed out of the door.
He only reacted halfway.
That's not right.
I have a horse. Why do I need to ride a bicycle?
He carried the bicycle and rushed back. Then, he saw the fat horse lazily chewing on grass in the backyard. He wanted to say something but stopped. Then, he hesitated. In the end, he still chose the bicycle …
If this horse really started running, it would probably have a heart attack.
He really had to make it eat less later.
.
Ten minutes later, Huai Shi, who had been speeding all the way, locked his bicycle on the road under everyone's shocked gazes. He didn't even have time to tidy up his messy hair before rushing into the hotpot restaurant's private room.
A wave of heat hit him in the face.
"Sorry, there was a traffic jam." Huai Shi smiled awkwardly and waved his hand to signal the waiter to bring another set of cutlery.
Beside Liao Jun, who was sitting at the head of the table, Zhuoling asked in shock, "That's not right. Didn't Fu Yi say that you had a cold and went to the hospital?"
"Yeah, I took a taxi from the hospital."
Huai Shi lied without blinking. He pulled out a stool and sat down. Only then did he realize that the private room was already full. More than ten young people were already preparing to eat.
He was the only one left.
Everyone was considered to be on good terms in the class — well, except for Huai Shi.
Huai Shi had always been almost invisible in the class. He didn't have much of a presence. Especially in the third year of high school, he appeared and disappeared like a ghost. He didn't even show his face a few times.
He was dragged here by Fu Yi.
Seeing that Huai Shi was so late, Liao Jun, who was treating, frowned in dissatisfaction. However, he didn't say anything. Zhuoling, who was beside him, directly picked up the wine dispenser on the table and filled Huai Shi's small glass to the brim.
"You're the only one who's late, making everyone wait for you for so long. How about three glasses as punishment?" Zhuoling asked with a smile. "If you're not used to it, I can help you change your drink."
Everyone looked over. Seeing that Fu Yi was about to say something, the girl who was watching the show said first, "Why don't you eat something first? Drinking on an empty stomach is bad for your stomach."
Huai Shi didn't mind losing face. Under everyone's gaze, he just smiled and waved his hand nonchalantly. "Actually, it's fine if I can change my drink to cola. I'm a little thirsty."
"Hey, Huai Shi, can you do it?"
Without waiting for others to kick up a fuss, Fu Yi actually rolled her eyes first, causing everyone else to be stunned.
She didn't help him out of his predicament. Instead, she urged him. "Hurry up and drink. I'm starving."
"Alright."
Huai Shi shook his head helplessly. He wanted to take the wine dispenser, but Fu Yi directly stuffed a bottle over and even gave him a teacup as a gift.
"…"
This time, even Zhuoling was shocked. Big Sis, are you kidding?
These three glasses are almost half a kilo!
How did he offend you? Why are you messing with him like this?
"Is it enough?" Fu Yi seemed to think it wasn't enough. "If it's too small, I'll get you another bowl."
Huai Shi opened the bottle and smelled it. He nodded and said, "It's alright. The alcohol content isn't high. Let's get another bowl then."
Zhuoling swore that if the number on the bottle wasn't 65, he would dig his eyeballs out and step on them like light bulbs.
He was about to dissuade him, but seeing that Huai Shi was addicted to showing off, he was secretly angry instead.
They were all classmates. If Huai Shi gave in and asked for forgiveness, could he still force him to drink?
But seeing that Huai Shi looked like he wanted them to hurry up and persuade him, he made up his mind instead. He crossed his arms and didn't try to persuade him anymore. Instead, he stopped the others who wanted to persuade him.
He wanted to see what Huai Shi would do if no one tried to persuade him today.
The answer was that Huai Shi drank all three bowls.
A whole bottle, half a kilo.
Just like drinking water, he poured it all into his mouth and it disappeared.
Zhuoling took off his glasses, wiped them again, and put them back on. He leaned over and carefully looked at the three empty bowls as if he had seen a ghost.
Huai Shi burst out laughing.
"It's all water. Are you scared?" He waved his hand proudly. "I'm late. I'll perform a show for everyone. Don't be offended. Speaking of which … can we eat now?"
As he said that, he pointed at the boiling red pot, looking like he was going to eat first if they didn't.
The atmosphere at the dining table that had just cooled down instantly became lively again. The little bit of grudge disappeared without a trace. Moreover, it wasn't a big deal in the first place. Everyone's interest shifted to how Huai Shi did this magic trick.
Huai Shi crazily scooped the meat from the pot while waving his hand vaguely. "It's just my ability to eat. After I explain it clearly, it won't work for me anymore … Next time, I'll teach everyone how to swallow a big sword. This is also my specialty."
Amidst the laughter, only Zhuoling lowered his head suspiciously and looked at the empty bottle at Huai Shi's feet under the table.
He couldn't figure out what had happened.
— But this was definitely f * cking finished, right?
.
It was rare for someone to treat him, so Huai Shi simply ate without holding back.
Ascendants had too many advantages when eating hotpot. At least when the meat was cooked, they would definitely be the first to get it.
Originally, he had made up his mind to be an invisible person who buried his head in eating.
But as he ate, he felt that the atmosphere wasn't right …
His heart gradually sank to the bottom of the valley.
This was bad.
They were starting to talk about the notice. What should he do?
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