"F * ck, what are you doing!"
When Hades approached, Raymond was completely stunned. In the deepest part of the carriage, Forster, who was pretending to be asleep, was not the only one who was holding his double-barreled shotgun. Gregory was also screaming in pain.
His blood pressure was at full capacity!
Damn it, why did you have to provoke him for no reason?!
The Aggro Indicator was already too close to him, and the secret ritual could no longer be maintained. If He Di decided to use it to target him, he had no confidence in stopping her!
If it were not for the fact that Huai Shi had planted a lot of clones and seeds underground to create a lot of misleading effects, he would have been exposed the moment he entered the city.
In front of the stall, the gloomy Abyss Jester sized up the giggling kobold. He felt like he had seen him somewhere before.
But all kobolds in the world seemed to look the same.
It was impossible to tell who was who.
He asked coldly, "What are you selling here?"
"Take a look, take a look."
Huai Shi wagged his tail, saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth. He cupped his hands at the stall in front of him and said, "These are all rare and good things. They are most suitable for a powerful person like you who has a unique taste!"
Their mouths were about to brag about the items on the stalls to the heavens, but in fact, any creature with a little bit of experience could tell that the things on the tattered felt were a pile of junk!
The only thing worth mentioning was a pile of rusted rings and jewelry. There were curses hidden in them, and it seemed like the kobold had dug them out from some grave.
In Hades's vision, the evil aura had already wrapped around the kobold, but he was still giggling, unaware that he was about to die.
Seeing that Hades did not say anything, the kobold suddenly started to promote his products enthusiastically. He pulled out a few bright red flowers from a bunch of messy plant roots and held them up with both hands.
"Look, look at this! This is a Rotten Tail Flower specially for the frontline. It's a rare top-quality product! "
It was clearly a flower that looked incomparably fresh, but it emitted a rotten stench that made people cover their noses.
In fact, in some places, this thing was completely grown all over the mountains and plains. It was trash that no one would want even if they were offered money.
However, to the Ratmen who were like cannon fodder everywhere, this thing was a powerful hallucinogen and stimulant. Once they came into contact with it, they would not be able to get rid of it.
The only drawback was that one's brain would be damaged if they took too much. Even if they were facing their natural enemy, they would still dare to charge forward. But for the rulers, this was actually a bonus.
"If you eat it, your tail will rot easily!"
The kobold took a bite and chewed for a long time before spitting it on the ground. "The tail is rotten, and the head is rotten too! In short, it was rotten!
Very, very good! "
It was afraid that Hades would not like it, so after it finished introducing the first item, it grabbed another piece of rotten wood. "Look at this one, this one. It's an eight-hundred-year-old tree with broken roots. With such a thick size, it's hard to find it anywhere else!"
Hades was indifferent.
Similarly, worthless trash had no other use other than being used as a material for low-quality poisons.
"Then, then this one!"
The kobold grabbed another handful of pale, withered grass and introduced it enthusiastically. "This is a rare single-stalk grass. It's convenient, cheap, and affordable! I also have week-stalk grass, year-stalk grass …
Take a, a small bite, relax your body and soul, and delight your soul! "
As it moved, under the tattered felt mat on the ground, a bunch of densely-packed hellish white ladles crawled out and crawled everywhere.
Some crawled onto the kobold's body, and it casually picked them up and threw them into its mouth, chewing loudly.
"These are all good things!" It smiled obsequiously and rubbed its hands. "You, you can choose as much as you want. Today is the first day of business, so I'll give you a 10% discount!"
Hades did not say anything.
He was already beginning to regret wasting time on this kind of trash kobold. But just as he turned around and was about to leave, something in the corner of the stall attracted his attention.
It was a tattered wooden plate used to store trash. It also had no redeeming qualities, but the patterns on it made him feel a little absent-minded and disappointed for a moment.
Some parts of it were very similar to the decoration style of Helios. Although they were not of the same type, it made him involuntarily recall some memories of the past.
At that moment, Raymond saw that among the hellish white ladles crawling all over the ground, there was a grey metal worm. Like a speck of dust, it quietly attached itself to Hades's robe.
It quietly crawled up, and bit by bit, it landed on Hades's wrist …
The kobold was still smiling foolishly, as if nothing had happened.
Hades froze for a moment, instinctively feeling uneasy. He looked around suspiciously.
Raymond's heart was already in his throat, and he held his breath.
Just as He Di was frowning and carefully sensing the surroundings, she suddenly heard a sharp voice that was close by.
— Beep!
"What's that sound?!"
He abruptly raised his head, and his sharp gaze looked behind the stall, causing the kobold to tremble. It almost lost its grip on the item in its hand.
It was a metal box that seemed to be some kind of strange detector. There was a thick antenna on it, which had long been disassembled and put back together. It was still emitting sparks and smoke.
"What's that in your hand?" Hades asked coldly.
"Ah, this …"
The kobold replied innocently, "This is something I received from the frontline. I heard it's called, called, called, Virgin Identification Machine!"
It raised both its hands as if it was holding an incredible treasure!
All that was left was a holy light shining down from the sky.
What was that?
Not only Hades, but even Raymond and the three people hiding in the carriage were dumbfounded.
The kobold happily fiddled with the machine, and proudly said, "This, this is not for sale! It's a treasure!
What virgin? It's accurate with one test! It's just that there's been some problems recently, and it keeps beeping. "
As he spoke, he pointed the box at the scared Tauren.
Beep!
The machine let out a high-pitched beep, as if mocking him.
Then, the machine turned around and pointed at Hades.
Beep!
Another high-pitched chirp was heard.
Then, there was dead silence. Dead silence.
Raymond: "…"
Hades: "…"
"It, it's broken!"
The kobold was furious. He picked up the machine and slapped it until it suddenly exploded. Thick smoke rose, and it was completely destroyed.
It almost set the stall on fire!
Hades's blood pressure was already at full capacity.
He actually felt a long-lost anger because of a lowly kobold!
After casually casting a three-day sudden death curse, he snorted coldly and left without looking back.
Only Raymond was left at the same spot, sweating profusely.
After a long time, he finally caught his breath.
He was speechless.
"Can you not give me this kind of trouble next time?" He pleaded from the bottom of his heart. "I beg you, my heart is really not good. I can't take this."
"It's okay. Just exercise more. I believe in you."
Huai Shi grinned and chewed on the curse that Hades had given him. He looked in the direction that Hades had left and smiled. "Our exciting days are still long in the future."
The power contained in the metal crawler, which was not even as big as a speck of dust, was not worth mentioning at all. It could not even compare to the fine crystals in hell. It was inconspicuous when mixed in the soil of hell.
Now, it had already left Hades's boots and returned to Huai Shi's hands. It was completely destroyed.
What was really important was what was left on Hades's body. The tiny bacteria strain that had been modified from Huai Shi's blood that had been diluted hundreds of times was now like a dye. Together with countless other bacteria in hell, it had stained Hades's skin and faintly seeped into his soul.
It didn't have any other function other than to locate a target.
But even if it was just positioning, it was enough.
Huai Shi's evil water was brewing in his heart, and it had already begun to churn.
Everyone looked at each other. Their days in the future were going to be more and more prosperous.
Not long after, a row of swaggering silhouettes appeared in the market, accompanied by a clamor of voices. The managers of the market began to patrol.
They did not dare to act rashly in some of the larger stalls, but the small stalls that did not have a strong backer behind them were not so lucky.
For a time, there was chaos.
And just as they passed in front of Huai Shi, an arrogant and despotic rat-man suddenly stopped and turned around. When he saw the Rotten Tail Flowers, his eyes lit up.
"Oh, these are all good things."
The rat-man leader waved his hand with a smile. His subordinates immediately came up and picked up a large pile of things on the stall. Without saying a word, they directly stuffed them into their bags and turned around to leave.
But before they could take two steps, a voice that resembled Raymond's sounded from behind them.
"These guys didn't even pay!"
"…"
In an instant, there was silence again. Everyone around fell into a daze.
Including Raymond.
At this moment, the Tauren was lowering his head to eat. His mouth was full, and he had no idea what was going on.
When the rat-man looked over viciously, he subconsciously shook his head and explained, "No …"
Slap!
"How can you say that!"
Huai Shi slapped the back of his head and scolded angrily, "You have no respect for your elders and juniors. You have no manners at all!"
You were the one who said it!
Raymond was so angry that he was trembling. He was on the verge of tears. Just what should we do to satisfy you?!
Huai Shi was still like an innocent stall owner, smiling obsequiously at the managers. "It doesn't matter if you don't have money. Let's make friends. Yes, friends have more ways, right?"
"Hey, kid, you're smart."
The rat-man sneered and glanced at them. He looked at the remaining goods on the stall. "These things are not bad."
Immediately, his subordinates understood and rolled up all the goods and took them away.
However, the rat-man looked behind Huai Shi and sighed. "The car is not bad either."
The Kobold immediately panicked. "Big Brother, this is my treasure."
"Huh?"
The rat-man looked over coldly. His subordinates' hands were all on their swords, causing the poor Kobold to tremble and almost cry.
"It's okay. I'll give it to you."
He wiped his tears and choked. "You and I hit it off at first sight. It's just a car. I'll give this Tauren to you too!"
The rat-man sneered and did not stand on ceremony. More than ten subordinates had already overturned the stall and climbed onto the Red Dragon. They were really going to take the car away.
In the chaos, only the Kobold begged "gently". However, in the end, the Tauren suddenly sneered disdainfully.
"Hmph, your legs aren't even close. It's obvious that you're selling your butt!"
For a moment, dead silence fell again.
No one could believe their ears. However, after seeing Raymond, they could not help but look at the rat-man leader and its butt.
"You … you …"
The rat-man's rotten face, which had begun to shed hair, was completely red, then livid, and finally turned completely black. He spasmed in anger and squeezed out a hoarse voice from between his sharp front teeth.
"All of you don't know what's good for you!"
He roared, "Take them away! Take them all away! "
"Wait, wait, everyone, let's talk nicely!"
The Kobold screamed and turned around to escape, but he was instantly pressed to the ground. He was taken away by the managers along with the silly Tauren and his car.
Only a mess was left.
In the long silence, the stall owners on the left and right looked at each other with a trace of pity in their eyes.
They were dead meat.
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