Milk Tea looked at Matcha and sent a private message, "Latte said you're his father. What's going on?"
Matcha showed an expression of vicissitudes, "I still remember that year at the Daming River, I met her and she met me …"
Milk Tea said helplessly, "Brother Tea … can we talk properly?"
Matcha looked at Milk Tea sadly and said, "Milk Tea, you were so obedient when you were young. You would listen to everything I said. Now that half a year has passed, you've grown up and know how to interrupt me …"
The current Milk Tea was obviously not as innocent as he was half a year ago. Now that he was almost one year old, he could no longer be considered a kitten among cats. Moreover, growing up in the big dye vat that was Mao Le City had made his mind mature faster.
Matcha looked at Milk Tea bitterly, "Milk Tea, you've grown up and now you know how to dislike me."
Milk Tea was speechless, "You know that's not what I meant. No … "He stared at Matcha and said," Brother Tea, are you trying to change the topic? Is Latte your son or not? "
Matcha lowered his head and curled his head and buttocks together, looking like an autistic person.
Milk Tea said, "If you don't want to say it, I'll tell Zhao Yao …"
Matcha immediately sent a private message, "Sigh, I was impulsive after drinking and got taken advantage of by a female cat. That's how I got Latte …"
Milk Tea directly exposed Matcha's lie, "You've been playing Sealed World for the past few months, right? Weren't you complaining yesterday that you haven't spoken more than 20 sentences to a female cat in the past year? How can you be so drunk? "
Matcha's face stiffened and he said, "I have an online relationship! Do you know what online relationships are?! Milk Tea, you don't understand my charm at all! "
"Online relationship?" Milk Tea looked at Matcha suspiciously, "Didn't you complain to Lightning yesterday that your online relationship for two months is with a man who weighs more than 100 pounds?"
Matcha was so angry that he swung his tail, "Lightning, this traitor, this cat traitor! Why did you say everything?! "
Milk Tea said, "Although it's not good to say this, but with your appearance, you're really not a female cat's type. It doesn't have the muscles of a Pharaoh, and the color of its fur isn't the most trendy and popular color scheme. Its breed is the most common orange cat, and its speech isn't pleasant to the ears either. Its cries are a little girly … "
"Don't say anymore!" Matcha slammed her claws on the ground and said with a pained expression, "Is the breed that important? Is there no spring for orange cats?! I, Matcha, am not convinced! "
Milk Tea hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No … No! I really like you, Brother Tea! Female cats may prefer special cats like Lightning or Fish Ball at first sight, but I believe that after spending some time with you and understanding your personality and cat behavior, they will also like you. "
Matcha said angrily, "These female cats only know how to look at their fur. I heard that Korea has developed a new grooming technique. When are you going to see me change my fur …"
"Let's not talk about this." Milk Tea said, "I'm asking you, is Latte your son? Or could it be … "He rolled his eyes and looked at Matcha suspiciously," If you don't have a target … could it be related to Doomsday? "
"Ah!???" Matcha looked at Milk Tea in shock and said, "You … What are you talking about … Don't talk nonsense … Who is Doomsday? I don't even know him!"
"That's too suspicious." Milk Tea said, "According to common sense, if Brother Tea really found a girlfriend, you would have been showing off on WeChat every day. Is it really Doomsday? Speaking of which, Latte looks too much like you. Is he a clone created by Doomsday's ability? "
"If you want to confirm it, you should find an organization to test his DNA, right?"
“！” Matcha felt as if she had been struck by an invisible sledgehammer, "Damn it … Milk Tea, this fellow, did she really inherit my intelligence? She actually guessed it. "
Matcha laid on the ground and said weakly, "Milk Tea, Milk Tea!" He crawled to Milk Tea's feet and hugged her leg, "You can't tell anyone about this! Otherwise, I won't have the face to see a cat! "
Milk Tea helplessly looked at Matcha and Milk Tea, "Don't be like this … Latte is still watching."
Latte looked at Matcha and Milk Tea strangely, "What are you doing?" The two cats had been facing each other since the beginning and were secretly chatting with each other. Matcha couldn't understand what they were doing.
Matcha immediately stood up and said, "Nothing, Latte. I'm just thanking this little brother for helping me find you. Let's go home quickly, Yellow Mud is worried to death."
With that, Matcha hurriedly walked up and bit Latte's neck, wanting to drag him away. At the same time, she said, "Milk Tea, we'll go first. Don't worry about us, just pretend that nothing happened."
Latte turned over and hugged Matcha with both paws, shouting, "No! I don't want to! The cat house in this neighborhood is dirty and smelly! I want to be here! The food here is delicious, the place is big, and the bed is soft! Why can't I be here … "
Looking at Latte's struggling appearance, Matcha's eyes showed hesitation.
At the side, Milk Tea said, "Brother Tea, it's better to tell Master Yao and the others. Latte can't continue like this. Don't worry, they won't laugh at you because of your ability."
Matcha lay on the ground and hid her head in the fur like an ostrich, saying, "No!"
Milk Tea said, "Brother Tea, you're a big cat now. You can't be like before, only knowing how to run away."
Matcha: "What's wrong with running away? This is my experience as a cat since I've been alive! No matter what problems I encounter, as long as I drag it out, the problem will definitely disappear! "
"…" Milk Tea: "What a negative cat life experience …"
Milk Tea looked at Latte and continued to chat, "But if that's the case, isn't Latte very pitiful? When I was young, I also wandered outside. Brother Tea, you also lived like that, right? It's too pitiful to let a kitten loose outside from a young age! "
Matcha said with an optimistic face, "It's okay, I've already bought a new phone for Latte. Once he learns to play King of Glory, everything will be fine." With that, she looked at Latte and said, "Latte, I bought a phone for you. When we go back, let's play King of Glory together."
"Oh!" Latte became excited, "I have my own phone to play King of Glory! Go home quickly! Go home quickly! "
Matcha looked at Milk Tea proudly and said, "See that? When I encounter difficulties, playing with my phone will solve them. This is my, Matcha's, valuable cat life experience. "
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