Matcha hung up the phone and buried his head in his stomach. The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became.
He didn't sleep last night, and today he was busy the whole day. Thinking about it, Matcha unknowingly fell asleep again.
After a series of angry roars, Matcha drowsily opened his eyes.
"Matcha!"
"Matcha, what are you doing!"
"Wake up!"
Matcha suddenly opened his eyes and saw a fat and short cat patting himself with his paw, "Your son pooped on the ground again, hurry and clean it up!"
Matcha followed the direction of the cat's head and saw a small orange cat lying on the ground with a pile of yellow next to it.
Just as he finished cleaning the dirt on the ground, he heard the cat shout again, "Matcha! Your son can't poop anymore, you give him a lick! "
Matcha angrily said, "Why do I have to lick him?"
"Sometimes a small cat can't poop or pee, so he needs a big cat to lick him to stimulate him. Don't you know this? How are you a father? "
Matcha walked up with a depressed face.
"Matcha, there's no milk! Go buy some milk for your son! "
"Remember, he needs to drink milk every once in a while, you have to remember to feed him."
"Tomorrow is the time to get vaccinated, don't forget to take him there."
"Matcha! Hurry and get up, your son … "
Matcha only felt countless people and countless things floating in front of him. When he looked in the mirror again, his eyes were bloodshot and his face was haggard.
The cat's fur was greasy, as if it had not been licked for a few days.
His pads were no longer pink and tender, instead, they were dirty and covered with dust.
His cheeks were sunken, his eyes were lifeless, and even his stomach was thin.
"How did I become like this? My appearance has dropped by at least 50 points. "Matcha murmured.
At this time, a series of clapping sounds could be heard as a short-legged orange cat flew above his head and circled around, shouting happily: "What a coincidence, I didn't think we'd meet again so soon! Have you been happy lately? "
Matcha frowned at the doomsday in the sky and said angrily, "Who are you? You look like you need a beating. "
"Hahahaha." Doomsday laughed. "I'm a Super Cat who gives the world a surprise. I'm fighting for Earth's peace and equality between men and women."
"Hmm?" Matcha frowned as she looked at the Day of Destruction. In the dream, she was in a daze, but some of her subconscious and memories were still there.
After looking at the Sun of Destruction for a while, his eyes suddenly widened. "It's you! You're the one who gave me the kitten last time, you silly cat! Does my pregnancy have anything to do with you? "With that, Matcha howled and rushed forward, instantly wrestling with Doomsday.
The two orange cats, one big and one small, rolled back and forth on the ground. Sun of Destruction shouted in fear, "What are you doing!"
"Why are you still asking me?" Matcha roared, "You're going to kill me!" Saying so, she bit down on the other's ear.
Ah! Sun of Destruction screamed and kicked Matcha with his hind legs, "I know you weren't happy at first, but you'll definitely thank me later! I've brought you the best gift in the world! "
"The best gift in the world?" Hearing this, Matcha was furious. "Do you know how hard my life has been? And the most important thing is that I'm a f * cking male cat! How can a male cat give birth to kittens?! "
With that, Matcha bit hard on the Sun of Destruction's ear.
"Ah! It's going to fall! It's going to fall! "Sun of Destruction exclaimed," You really don't know what's good for you! Since it's like this, I'll let you understand my good intentions quickly! "
In the next moment, the world began to spin and shake. Matcha's vision went black as she woke up in the office.
"Hmm? Was I dreaming? "
Just as he was about to recall the contents of the dream, Matcha felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He looked down and found that his stomach had suddenly grown a lot bigger.
"F * ck!"
"This feeling?!" Matcha exclaimed, "Why do I feel like I'm going to give birth?"
Matcha instantly became anxious as if she was on fire. "What should I do? What should I do? "
At this moment, Old Cat walked into the office. "Mr. Qiao, we're going to have a meeting … We …" He raised his head and looked at the empty desk. He wondered, "Not in the office? Didn't I just see him here? "
On the other side, Matcha had already retreated outside Mao Le City. She muttered, "No, I can't do it in Mao Le City …"
"I have to find a place where no cat knows …"
"Right!"
…
At the same time, with the disappearance of the White House, the world's major forces were also shocked by the power of this superpower.
Jianghai. Half an hour after Old He disappeared from the White House, he boarded a plane and headed north to participate in a very high-level secret meeting.
Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar leaders, Old He couldn't help but nervously swallow his saliva.
Throughout the meeting, he had very few opportunities to speak. Basically, the higher-ups would ask him a few questions during the discussion, but it also let him know a lot of information that he didn't know before.
"The White House incident has been confirmed to be Zhao Yao's doing."
"Someone from the United States has sent a message that the Pentagon is very dissatisfied with this incident. The following international situation …"
"Zhao Yao's ability still exceeded our expectations. What's the conclusion of the Superpower Countermeasures Department?"
"Unknown superpower. At present, all existing methods can't be observed, organized, defended, or counterattacked …"
Hearing four consecutive "impossible" words, everyone present frowned deeply.
"Zhao Yao has shown similar abilities before, but he has never had such amazing destructive power."
A leader looked at Old He and asked, "Little He, you've always been in charge of Zhao Yao's work. Do you know what superpower this is?"
Old He stood up nervously and said, "Although we've been in contact with him for a long time, this kid is very cautious. He has been using illusion and invisibility to hide his superpower, so we're not too sure."
An old man said, "It doesn't matter. Don't worry. Make bold assumptions and be careful to verify. This has always been our style."
Old He nodded, thought for a moment, and said, "Zhao Yao has indeed used a similar ability before. Because it was very fast every time, we once speculated that it was the ability of teleportation. However, after several actual battles, it seems that this ability is far from as simple as teleportation."
"He can complete a lot of actions in an instant at a speed that we can't observe within a certain distance."
"The only similar ability I can think of is the time acceleration of our army, but he's even faster than that. He's so fast that high-speed cameras can't capture any images, not even shadows."
"There's only one ability I can think of that can do this."
Everyone looked over and asked curiously, "What ability?"
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