On the fifth floor of Maole City.
Two fashionably dressed girls were sitting on chairs and chatting.
One of them, a short-haired girl, said, "Are you here to sign up for your cat?"
"No, I'm here to pick up my cat from school." Xiao Shiyu said, "Are you here to sign up for your cat?"
The short-haired girl nodded and said, "Recently, I've been working overtime every day. I don't have time to accompany him. He's the only cat at home, and he only knows how to play games every day until two or three o 'clock. He doesn't listen to me.
I just want to sign him up for a class so that he won't stay at home and play games all day. "
"Aiyo, I'm telling you, you can't let your cat stay at home and play games every day." Xiao Shiyu shook her head and said, "If your cat stays at home and plays games every day, he will become stupid. How old is your cat? "
"Ugh … eight months."
"Only eight months? Let me tell you, he's the naughtiest when he's eight months old, and he even has a rebellious mentality. If you don't teach him well at this time, he will eat you for the rest of his life. By then, he will squat at home every day and ask you for money. He will become a family that depends on his parents. "
Xiao Shiyu tried to persuade her, "Our British Shorthair upstairs is like that. He has been spoiled since he was a child. He gets whatever he wants. He doesn't study and only knows how to play games all day. In the end, he gambled on the internet last month and lost his house. "
"Ah?" The short-haired girl asked, "But is this school useful?"
"Of course, it's useful. Let me tell you … "Xiao Shiyu said," Our orange cat has been studying here for a month. Every time he goes to the toilet, he will lick his butt. When he comes home, he will lick his paws. Don't be too clean. This is all taught by the teachers here. "
"Oh? He's so obedient. "The short-haired girl said," What class did you sign up for your cat? "
Xiao Shiyu said, "Now I've signed him up for foreign language class, football class, and super class. He starts class at 8 o 'clock every day and ends at 6 o' clock at night.
I send him here before work and pick him up after work. It's very convenient. I don't have to worry about his cat at home every day. He can come here to play with other kittens. It's very fun. "
Xiao Shiyu said happily, "Their foreign language teacher told me last time that he was especially talented in foreign languages, but he didn't work hard enough. Oh, my cat is so lazy. If he works hard, he can be one of the top three in this class. "
The short-haired girl said in surprise, "There's a test here?"
"Of course there are exams in school." Xiao Shiyu said, "I heard from the teachers here that they co-founded this school with the government. His results will be recorded in the government's files. All state-owned enterprises recognize his results. It will be very helpful for him to find a job in the future."
"Looking for a job?" The short-haired girl said, "I don't want our cat to find a job. He's just a kitten. I just want him to grow up happily."
"Hey, let me tell you, you can't think like that." Xiao Shiyu advised, "Do you know that there are more than 100,000 super cats in Jianghai now? There would only be more and more of them in the future. The competition in society would become more and more intense. It was like thousands of men and horses crossing a single-log bridge. You couldn't let your cat lose at the starting line.
He's happy now, but if he can't find a wife in the future, he'll hate you to death. "
Seeing the short-haired girl wavering, Xiao Shiyu hastened to say, "If you want to sign up, hurry up. Let me tell you, the classes here are very popular. If you sign up late, there won't be any seats left."
Matcha hid in the corner far away and secretly peeked out to see Xiao Shiyu and the short-haired girl talking. She thought to herself, "It seems like they're having a good conversation." She turned around and looked at the leader of the Mao Gang behind her. Because the Dimensional Stomach Bag was used to seal X, the cats and people inside, such as the leader of the Mao Gang, were all released to work in Mao Le City.
Although the leader of the Mao Gang used to kidnap people and auction off super cats, after receiving Zhao Yao's education in the Dimensional Stomach Bag, he had turned over a new leaf and was now fighting for Zhao Yao's career.
At this moment, Matcha saw the silly look on the other party's face and immediately shouted, "What are you doing here? Go and receive the customers. "
Matcha turned around and saw two cats walking in from outside the door. She immediately greeted them with a face full of surprise, "You two look unfamiliar. Are you here to sign up for our Y Academy?"
The two cats that walked in were the leader of the Mao Gang, Mao Mao, and his assistant, Tabby Cat.
However, at this moment, both cats were dyed with white fur, so Matcha could not recognize them.
After seeing Matcha coming over, the two cats looked at each other and Mao Mao said, "I heard that once you graduate, you can get the Headless Horseman's disciple certificate, right?"
"That's right." Matcha said, "Our school was founded by the Headless Horseman himself. It's the Berkeley of the cat world, the Ivy League of China, the gas station for cats …"
"Alright, alright, stop bragging." Mao Mao said, "Dozens of my brothers want to come here to get some gold. Can you just sign up, don't study, and get the certificate and be done with it?"
'Big business, big business!' Matcha said excitedly, "Alright, alright, of course, I don't know how many brothers you have coming to study."
Mao Mao said, "There are too many people here. Is there a small room where we can sit down and talk?"
Matcha quickly nodded and found a small conference room. She brought Mao Mao and Tabby Cat into it.
Looking at the two fat sheep in front of her, Matcha said with a smile, "I wonder what classes you two brothers would like to sign up for? We can choose different subjects to sign up for here, and you can also choose some packages to match. I personally recommend the second one, especially our latest Iron Blood Cat Self-Improvement Package. There's no internet for 24 hours, military-style management, and it's guaranteed that the fat otaku come in and the tigers go out … "
Mao Mao's claws slowly stretched out and seemed to be slapping the table carelessly, "How much is it?"
Matcha said, "You came at the right time. Today is the discount day for the first month since our Y Academy was established. Everything is 8% off, and if it's over 10,000, another 500 will be deducted. The first ten students to sign up will also be given a photo with the Headless Horseman …"
Looking at Matcha who was talking non-stop, Mao Mao said to Tabby Cat, "Do it."
Tabby Cat looked at Mao Mao hesitantly and said, "Leader, do we really do it?"
Mao Mao said disdainfully, "Nonsense. Also, don't call me leader. I'm now a professional killer, Golden Panther. I'm a killer cat who will do anything for money. "
Tabby Cat said helplessly, "But if we really do it, we'll be cat murderers. There's no turning back. If we become wanted, it'll be hard to find a partner in the future."
Mao Mao said angrily, "Look at your useless appearance. We are cold-blooded killers. Killers don't need female cats. Do you have any professional ethics?"
On the other side, Matcha said, "… With all the discounts added up, each student's set price is $58,888. Big Brother and I are familiar with each other, so let's just consider it as making friends. We'll remove the odd numbers, so it's $58,000 per cat."
Mao Mao and Tabby Cat, who were chatting privately, stopped and looked at Matcha.
Mao Mao tilted his head and said, "How much did you say?"
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