Zhao Yao sighed. "Do you think I asked Yuan Yuan to add his WeChat on behalf of Y'lisabet to cheat him of his money?"
Y'lisabet thought to herself, "Isn't it?"
Yuan Yuan, who followed Zhao Yao every day, was shocked. "In addition to cheating money, you also want to cheat sex?"
Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seemed to have guessed what they were thinking. He said disappointedly, "You disappoint me too much. Have you forgotten the purpose of being a live streamer?"
Y'lisabet whispered, "Be famous?"
Yuan Yuan followed and said, "Make money?"
"Wrong!" Zhao Yao said, "Being a live streamer is a profession that sells dreams. Let a homebody cat like Matcha feel that there is a beautiful opposite sex playing with him. Let a poor cat like Fish Ball come into contact with a life that he has never experienced. Let a fat homebody like Yuan Yuan communicate with his goddess.
Let lonely souls meet on the sea of the Internet, warm each other, and snuggle with each other. This is the true meaning of a live streamer. "
Zhao Yao pointed to the screen and said, "Y'lisabet, you are a dream of the cat 'Your Cat Master'. Behind the computer screen, he may just be an ugly, fat, dead cat with nothing but money. The live broadcast gives him a chance to communicate with you. Through WeChat, he has fulfilled his dream of becoming friends with his goddess.
The key is the dream itself. As for whether it is you or Yuan Yuan behind the screen, is it important? "
Yuan Yuan wondered, "Is it not important?"
Zhao Yao stepped on Yuan Yuan's body. "Is it important?"
Yuan Yuan shook her head quickly. "It's not important."
"So you are not lying to him, but helping him communicate with his goddess."
Yuan Yuan thought to herself, "Scumbag!"
Y'lisabet was shocked. "Animal."
Zhao Yao continued, "Yuan Yuan, delete all your photos on WeChat and upload some photos of Y'lisabet. In the future, you can chat with him and ask him to send more rockets to Y'lisabet. He can also send you a red envelope directly. You and Y'lisabet can split it in half."
Yuan Yuan's expression immediately changed and she said seriously, "I understand. We don't create dreams. We are just carriers of dreams and earn the difference as middlemen."
Y'lisabet operated the computer and said excitedly, "Hurry up, Yuan Yuan. I'll send your WeChat to him first."
Zhao Yao looked with satisfaction at Yuan Yuan and Y'lisabet's cooperation, which increased the popularity of the live broadcast.
Today's live broadcast was good, so Zhao Yao did not send any more rockets. Instead, he grabbed Yuan Yuan, who was using WeChat, and went to the catnip field.
As soon as Zhao Yao came, Big Pao, who was from Japan, became excited. "Yao, you're finally here! That goddamn guy actually stole our catnip. If it was me in the past, I would've clawed him to death. "
"God" Big Pao. Zhao Yao stroked the excited Big Pao, who immediately collapsed to the ground and moaned in comfort. Zhao Yao then asked, "How is it? Yao asked. "I said Pao.
"It's all packed. Briquet will personally deliver the goods today."
So Zhao Yao found Briquet. He saw that Briquet was walking like a tiger. Although it was only the size of a palm, its every move was like a tiger patrolling its territory. It walked around a big box of catnip, looking at everyone as if they were thieves.
She relaxed a little when she saw Zhao Yao. "Zhao Yao, I will go with you this time. We must catch that bastard."
Zhao Yao told Briquet not to go. After all, with Briquet protecting the catnip and the superpower of the Dimensional Stomach Bag, he was worried that Briquet would not give the other party a chance to steal the catnip.
Therefore, under Zhao Yao's persuasion, Briquet gave up on the idea of going alone. Zhao Yao then chose Red Envelopes and Fish Balls as his first choice.
…
The moon was dark and the wind was strong. After 12 o 'clock, there was no one on the sports field of a campus. It seemed lonely.
More than a dozen wild cats carefully came to the track at the edge of the field. Their leader was the fat orange cat that looked like Matcha.
"Brother Mao." A tabby cat stood next to Matcha and said, "The Headless Kitty hasn't come yet." Headless Kitty was Zhao Yao's nickname in the catwalk. Most of the cats that sold catnip called him that.
Seeing that his big brother Mao Mao did not respond, the tabby cat said, "I heard that several deals were robbed recently. The robber called himself the Headless Horseman. Could it be Headless Kitty? This guy is cheating."
"Everything that's black is black is black." The fat Mao Mao said, "We are cats that are doing legitimate business. Selling catnip is not against the law. How can it be called cheating? It's a legal citizen being robbed. "
The tabby cat said, "But we didn't pay taxes. Last time, the government's cats came to collect taxes from us, saying that we were doing business illegally and had to be fined."
As soon as he heard this, Mao Mao was furious. "What tax is this? We cats never pay taxes! "
"Pay taxes? I'd rather die! "
"Good!"
"Well said!"
"You won't pay taxes!"
Hearing this, the cat minions behind him all raised their paws and cheered. It could be seen that in the Jianghai area, the situation of the cats evading taxes was very serious.
As an emerging intelligent life on Earth, these cats were born with the genes that did not like to pay taxes. Cats were ashamed of paying taxes and proud of evading taxes, which caused severe condemnation and strong attention from the upper echelons.
For this reason, Lao He and the others specially organized a group of super cat tax collectors to chase after the super cats in Jianghai to collect taxes. Mao Mao and his fellows were on the blacklist of the tax collection team, and they were the targets of serious surveillance.
Just as Mao Mao and his men were shouting slogans, Red Envelope and Fish Ball had arrived on the other side of the playground and slowly walked in front of Mao Mao.
Both sides exchanged glances. Fish Ball put down the bag of catnip in his mouth and asked, "The goods are here. Where's the money?"
Mao Mao asked his men to push a suitcase up, opened it, and revealed a pile of coins and scattered notes. "The money is here. I want to inspect the goods!"
Fish Ball nodded, and Mao Mao looked at the tabby cat beside him. The tabby cat walked up and scratched the bag with his paw. He pinched some catnip powder onto his paw and gently sniffed it. His face showed a satisfied expression.
He nodded at Mao Mao and said, "No problem, boss. It's the real deal."
Fish Ball said, "Don't worry, Mao Mao. Our Briquet catnip goods are always the purest."
"Business is business. I have so many brothers who follow me for a living, so I have to be careful." Mao Mao shook his head at his fellows behind him, who pushed the money in front of Fish Ball.
Just as Fish Ball was about to take the money, sirens suddenly sounded from all directions, and beams of light shot up into the sky.
"There's a cop!" Mao Mao looked at Fish Ball and said angrily, "Fish Ball! You set me up?! "
A meow came. "You've been arrested! You're suspected of operating without a license and tax evasion! You've already been surrounded, why don't you give up resisting and surrender? "
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