All the lynxes were easily defeated, and the manul army returned happily, leaving behind a field of screaming lynxes.
Zhao Yao followed behind the manul speechlessly and found that they began to celebrate after returning to the palace. Only Lightning, the cat, ran to the largest palace, looking impatient.
What's this fellow doing again? Zhao Yao walked into the palace in puzzlement and immediately saw many female manuls in the palace. They all looked like they had shaved their fur.
Oh? Why did this fellow shave all the females?
Just as Zhao Yao was thinking of this, his ears twitched. He heard two female manuls deep in the palace, one shaved and the other unshaved, talking.
The unshaved one cried, "I don't want to shave. It's so cold after shaving."
The shaved one shouted, "Silly child, the Rabbit Monarch is so hairless. It's so cold in the palace. His Highness Hairless only likes female manuls that don't have fur. You have to shave."
At this moment, Lightning had already walked over. It jumped out and said, "Little Jiu, be obedient and shave. The super manul in This King's body is too powerful. If you don't shave, you won't be able to withstand This King's divine power when you have sex in the future."
"Ah? Why? "
Lightning smiled shyly. "When a cat has sex, it's when it's the most relaxed. Even This King is the same at that time. If I'm not careful, I'll leak electricity. Therefore, shaving is for everyone's safety. As long as I shave my fur, I can have sex happily. Even if I have sex, it's fine."
Zhao Yao, who was standing behind Lightning, rolled his eyes. Finally, he could not help but grab Lightning's head and pull it up.
"Lightning, it looks like if I don't capture you back, the grasslands won't be peaceful."
Seeing Zhao Yao suddenly appear behind it, Lightning screamed as intense electric sparks burst out from all over its body.
However, Zhao Yao's hair stood up like steel spikes as he was struck by the electric sparks. However, his face remained calm.
"Heh heh, it's useless, Lightning. I've been to the beauty salon since I came back from the grasslands. Your static electricity is useless." Zhao Yao looked at Lightning, who was still desperately discharging electricity, and said with a sneer, "Don't you understand? The same trick is useless against the Headless Horseman. "
However, Zhao Yao still frowned and looked at Yuan Yuan. Yuan Yuan fell from Zhao Yao's shoulder and screamed, "Why did you stab me too?" As he fell, he cut a few small wounds on Zhao Yao's shoulder.
As a hairless cat, Pharaoh Cat was completely fine. When it saw Yuan Yuan, who was screaming non-stop, it frowned and impatiently stretched out its claws, pulling out a few steel-needle-like hairs on Yuan Yuan's body.
After screaming a few times, Yuan Yuan said while trembling, "Thank you, Pharaoh, I feel much better now."
Seeing that Zhao Yao was fine, Lightning wailed, "Zhao Yao, you want to take me back? I'm not going back! I already have my own business here. "
"Bullsh * t. If I don't bring you back, the manul here will freeze to death."
Lightning continued to howl, "But my wife and children are here. What will happen to them if I leave?"
Zhao Yao was stunned. "Wife and children?"
A moment later, a few female manul ran over with a dozen little manul, crying.
"Don't bully my father!"
"Give Dad back to me!"
"Mom, what's wrong with Dad?"
Looking at the little manul squirming at his feet, Zhao Yao said heavily, "Are they all your children?"
"Yes!" Lightning immediately nodded and said, "They are all my children with Da Mei, Er Mei, and San Mei." Lightning pointed to a female manul and said, "On the second day I came to the grassland, I met Da Mei. As soon as we saw Zhong Qin, we fell in love. Maybe God wanted me, a prodigal son, to settle down. On the second day I met Da Mei, she told me she was pregnant …"
Zhao Yao couldn't help but cover his forehead, then put Lightning down, looked at him with pitiful eyes, and patted him on the shoulder.
"What's wrong?" Lightning looked at them with a puzzled expression. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Yuan Yuan limped over and also patted Lightning on the shoulder. Then she covered her mouth with her paw and whispered in Lightning's ear, "It takes a few months for a manul to be pregnant."
Lightning was slightly stunned. The next moment, his mouth opened wide, and he stood in place like a stone statue.
On the other side, accompanied by a burst of noise, the Bunny King rushed in with her daughter. Seeing Zhao Yao at a glance, she immediately said in surprise, "You're finally here!"
Zhao Yao shrugged and said, "What's wrong?"
The Bunny King shouted in her consciousness, "Take this guy away quickly. If you come any later, I'm afraid that all the female manuls in the tribe will be f * cked by this guy."
At this moment, Lightning suddenly raised his head, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and laughed. "Isn't this better than buy one get one free?"
The Pharaoh spat. "Cat scum."
Yuan Yuan's eyes lit up, and she thought to herself, This is what they call a blessing in disguise? Life can be different if you change your way of thinking.
"Trash." Zhao Yao grabbed Lightning, waved at the Bunny King, and said, "Then I'll take him away, bye."
As he spoke, Zhao Yao opened his mouth, and Yuan Yuan and the Pharaoh rushed in. The manul was still struggling in Zhao Yao's hands. "I don't want to go! The Manul Empire needs me! I still have my children here! "
But the next moment, a murderous aura enveloped Lightning. Zhao Yao stared at him and said, "If you don't go, I'll cut you up and send you back."
Lightning pulled his ears and threw himself into Zhao Yao's mouth. Zhao Yao waved at the Bunny King, and the next moment, he disappeared into the spiral.
Looking at the disappearance of Zhao Yao and Lightning, the Bunny King breathed a sigh of relief. "They're finally gone."
The manul that was caught and brought back to Cat Island was unhappy for a month, but it also brought Zhao Yao 100 * 2 experience points. After talking to Nanako through video, she naturally nagged him again when she saw the new appearance of the manul.
But while Zhao Yao was resting at home, the situation in the south became worse, and a piece of news exploded in the upper echelons of the country like a thunderclap.
Including Elvis in more than 20 cities in the south, the entire southern branch of the official superpower organization refused to join the fight against Fang, announcing that the superpower world in the south was completely out of control.
At the same time, several people sent by the Death King to Jianghai also came to a suburb of Jianghai. They stood on the roof of a building, looking at a huge building that looked like a school and a dormitory a few kilometers away.
The American Mike looked at the information in his hand and said, "The so-called West Elvis is here, right? I hope he can hold on a little longer, don't break too soon. "
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