On the roof, Matcha looked at Fish Ball and said, "Can you do it? Wouldn't it be more convenient if you sent a message to your friends or a group WeChat message? "
Fish Ball sneered and shook his finger at Matcha. "You don't understand. You have to understand the mentality of female cats. WeChat message? Who doesn't know how to do that? What female cats like is to be special and romantic. Romantic, do you understand? "
Matcha thought for a moment and grabbed a handful of fur from her body. "Can I give them 999 furballs that I rolled myself?"
Fish Ball rolled his eyes. "You're hopeless. Let me teach you how to really pick up girls."
As he spoke, Fish Ball's hands suddenly glowed. Rays of light soared into the sky and transformed into his head.
Fish Ball said proudly, "See? This is my exclusive signal of courtship. There will be a female cat coming soon. "
Matcha looked at the mark in the sky in surprise. "How do they know it's your signal of love?"
Fish Ball smiled disdainfully. He took out his phone, which was connected to the Cat Web, and found a post. "Take a look."
Matcha took a look at the post and realized that the picture in the post was exactly the same as Fish Ball's avatar. There was even a paragraph written on it: 'A handsome American Shorthair cat is looking for his sister. He lost contact with his sister when he was young and grew up alone on the streets. Now that he has finally made a name for himself and has become a rich cat worth millions, he just wants to find his sister. Every day, he puts up this icon to look for his sister. I heard that this is how his sister looked when she was young …'
Matcha asked curiously, "You and your sister went missing when you were young?"
"How is that possible? I don't have a sister. " Fish Ball said disdainfully, "This is a new way of picking up girls I came up with after being inspired by a friend."
Matcha was puzzled. "Huh?"
Fish Ball continued, "Think about it. A handsome cat who lost contact with his sister when he was young and struggled alone on the streets. When he grew up and became famous, he came to find his long-lost sister. How pitiful is that? He instantly attracted the attention of those female cats. Rich and handsome, and he still wants to find his sister, which arouses their curiosity and vanity. When they come to find me, I tell them that my sister is dead, which will ignite their sympathy. "
Matcha didn't believe him. "Will it work?"
Ten minutes later, a female Persian cat arrived at Zhao Yao's house.
Fish Ball opened the door and greeted him with a bleak expression, "Hello."
The female Persian cat said, "Hello, are you looking for your sister?"
Fish Ball looked at the cat affectionately and said, "You really look like my sister."
The female Persian cat said, "Uh … Actually, I saw a cat on the next street that looks like the one in your picture …"
Fish Ball suddenly cried and hugged the female cat tightly. Just when she was at a loss, he retreated and said sadly, "I'm sorry, I was too sad. I couldn't control myself."
The other party asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Fish Ball said sadly, "I found the family that adopted my sister three days ago, only to find that she had died of leukemia half a year ago."
Looking at the crying Fish Ball, the Persian cat was at a loss. "I … I'm sorry. I didn't know this had happened. I …"
"Don't talk. Let me hug you for a while, okay?" Fish Ball widened his watery eyes and said pitifully, "You really look like my sister."
"Oh …" The other party hugged Fish Ball and comforted him, "It's okay. Just hug her."
Fish Ball chuckled as he hugged her, then made a victory sign to Matcha in the distance.
Matcha was surprised. "You can do that?"
At this moment, the Persian cat suddenly saw a mobile phone floating in the air. She was surprised. "What's that?"
Fish Ball said disdainfully, "He's just a fool. Ignore him."
In the void where no one could see, the Ghost Cat was holding a mobile phone and recording everything in Zhao Yao's house, especially Fishball's, which was 360 degrees without any blind spots.
Fish Ball shouted in his mind, "That's enough, Cat. Stop taking pictures of me." He was unhappy. "Ever since this stupid cat got a mobile phone, she only knows how to take pictures. Even when she takes a dump, she takes a picture."
So the cat floated to the side and said, "Actually, you don't have to feel burdened. I'm just a bystander, recording everything I see and hear."
After the cat left, Matcha watched Fish Ball and the Persian cat crawl into the cat's den. She was even more surprised. At that moment, the doorbell rang. He looked at the door excitedly and was about to open it.
But after a few steps, she suddenly hesitated. "What if I fail? Will I be scolded?"
At this moment, Fish Ball's head popped out of the cat's house and made a gesture to Matcha. "You can do it." The next moment, he was dragged back into the cat's house by the Persian cat. The whole cat's house shook violently.
With Fish Ball's encouragement, Matcha's spirits rose. She ran out to open the door and saw a maroon cat standing outside, sizing up Matcha.
Matcha said nervously, "Hello, did you come here because you saw the sign upstairs?"
"Uh …" The cat looked at Matcha's head and stomach and said in a daze, "Sorry, I pressed the wrong doorbell."
Looking at the cat's back, Matcha felt her heart turn cold again.
After a while, a fluffy Fish Ball walked out and looked at Matcha. "You didn't succeed?"
Matcha said excitedly, "Are you kidding me? I'm a Jianghai Scottish Fold. Why did she look at me like I'm an ordinary cat? I can't stand it. "
Fish Ball licked Matcha's fur and said, "If your appearance doesn't work, you have to use your inner qualities."
"Inner qualities?" Matcha looked at Fish Ball. At this moment, when this idiot asked her about picking up girls, she suddenly felt that he was very reliable.
Fish Ball sent the Persian cat away. Ten minutes later, Matcha and Fish Ball stood together. Matcha wore a pair of glasses and Fish Ball wore a small bow tie around his neck. They were both things that Zhao Yao bought for cats to play with.
Fish Ball introduced Matcha to the female cat in front of him. "This is George Matcha, a Jianghai Scottish Fold who just came back from England."
The female Siamese cat looked at Matcha in surprise and said, "You're a British cat?"
"Yes." Matcha pushed her glasses up.
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